Chapter Forty-Six: The Battle of Tongues (I)
When Aunt Meng saw Li Xuegong, she immediately forgot about the stubble of the leaves, and when she saw Alex get out of the car, she said excitedly: "You two are friends?" β
Li Xuegong glanced at Alex and said, "How can there be ......?"
Alex obviously didn't know what the old lady's mouth meant by "playing friends", and innocently put his arms around Li Hui's shoulders and said to Aunt Meng, "Our friends who play together." β
Aunt Meng pulled Li Xuegong aside and whispered: "What extent are you two, your mother has asked me several times, the cup noodle bedspread has been sewn for you, when will it be decided to send the four-color gift to the girl's house?" β
Li Xuegong said helplessly: "Auntie, I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, let's talk about it...... We are too far apart. β
Aunt Meng said quickly: "I also told your mother about this, she has no objection to you finding a foreign girl, of course, I have also worked hard here, I can't let go of my brain at what age, what's wrong with the foreign girl?" Let's not be greedy for her, I think about it, your mother is mainly afraid that you will not come back if you follow your daughter-in-law, you really can't take her to live with you, and you can also show you the children, the old lady asked me to say that in the past few days, I have enrolled in an elderly English class to learn English. β
Li Xuegong: "......"
At this time, Lao Shi suddenly said "Huh" and said, "Why did the supermarket door open?" β
When we looked at it, we saw that the door of the supermarket was open, and the door panels were placed on both sides, looking like it was open for business.
Wushuang said: "Could it be a thief?" β
"Then this thief is too bold, isn't he?" Ah Po rushed into the supermarket before everyone else, and heard him say loudly: "It turned out to be you?" Then I saw a guy pop up from behind the counter and be surprised, "You're back?" "It's Wang Cheng.
I wondered, "Why are you here?" β
Wang Chengdao: "When I came back from home and saw that no one was open, I opened the door by myself, and I helped you keep the account of the neighbors buying things during this time." β
I slapped my thigh: "Yes, we are doing big welfare in Africa, and you are doing small welfare here." "If you want to get this money back from the neighbors of Wangfu Street, it is naturally more difficult than ascending to the sky...... I took out my wallet and asked Aunt Meng, "How much money did you pay for me?" β
Aunt Meng waved her hand and said, "Forget it, it's not much." β
"How can you post money, as much as you want." I took out 200 yuan and stuffed it into Aunt Meng's hand, our house has been basically uninhabited for more than two months, and this money should be enough.
Aunt Meng held me down and said, "Put it away and put it away, so that people can see that the impact is not good." β
I wondered, although the old lady is enthusiastic and helpful, but she usually cares about it, so as to take advantage of it or something, what's wrong with today?
I only heard Aunt Meng say: "That's it, I took a barrel of oil from your supermarket the day before yesterday and haven't paid for it, even if it's the electricity bill you gave me." β
I insisted: "A yard is a yard, a barrel of oil is nothing, you still have to hold this money!" β
Aunt Meng said: "Usually you don't care, now is not a sensitive period, it's easy for people to gossip." β
I wondered, "What sensitive period?" β
Aunt Meng lowered her voice and said mysteriously: "Isn't the neighborhood committee going to be elected again recently?" β
I suddenly ......
Aunt Meng patted my hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm the first to support your re-election." β
I shouted at Wang Cheng: "Bring a barrel of oil to Aunt Meng again!" β
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After the temporary end, I said to everyone: "Everyone is tired today and go back to rest, and tomorrow we will come to me at this time, and we will continue to discuss." β
Li Hui said: "You still have something to call me, the long vacation I took with the company expired last week." β
Lao Lei glared at him and said, "Which do you think is more important than your work at the moment?" β
Li Hui thought about it seriously and said, "It's all important!" β
Lao Lei sighed heavily: "Saving mankind is as important as selling computers?" β
Li Hui actually nodded and said: "It should be said that my job is as important as additional obligations, but I have parents to support, and I plan to talk about a girlfriend." β
Lao Lei said: "According to what you say, I still have dozens of acres of trees to take care of." β
I stabbed Zhang Taiwei: "Shouldn't we give us special subsidies for political axes?" β
Zhang Taiwei smiled, half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Come with me, the treatment is preferential, at least it is a battalion-level allowance." β
Sun Manlou laughed and said: "Finally got down to business, it's not too late for me to join the army, right?" β
Everyone made a few more jokes and dispersed, Wang Shuisheng and Lei Tiantian reluctantly said goodbye, only Wang Cheng, who overheard Zhang Taiwei's last sentence, looked into the distance leisurely...... Early the next morning, Zhang Taiwei came to Wangfu Street with a car, and I asked him, "How is the concert?" β
Zhang Taiwei pointed behind him and said, "That's why I'm here." Zhang Taiwei stopped at the door, took my hand with a look of embarrassment, and said, "I have personally experienced the matter of Dracula and the Yuan Demon, and I have the support of Yi Shouzhang, so there is no problem in our country, but using a concert to deal with the public enemy of the world, after all, not everyone can understand, fortunately, under our strong mediation, the leaders of several countries are willing to talk to you and then decide whether to support it." β
"They're coming?" I asked.
Zhang Taiwei said: "People didn't come, images came - I made an appointment with them, let's have a video conference together." Zhang Taiwei waved his hand, and several soldiers began to move equipment down from the car.
I laughed and said, "I'll figure it out." β
Zhang Taiwei worried: "You have to think carefully about how to tell them, your special abilities should not be revealed, and even if they see the Tao with their own eyes, they may not believe it through the video." β
At this time, Ye Zi said: "I have already said that I will solve this matter." She confidently said to Zhang Taiwei, "Invite the prime ministers out." β
The soldiers put a circle of monitors in my office, Zhang Taiwei gave an order, the electronic car began to work, at the same time various countries began to receive signals, the monitors lit up one by one, I just inadvertently glanced at the row of monitors against the wall and was taken aback, the first thing that came into my eyes was a background of the Star-Spangled Banner, the secretary of state of a giant country in North America was sitting on her lap, next to her was the king of an Arab world, and next to her were the masters of different skin colors who often appeared frequently in the international news...... "I'm sorry, You're blocking meβ" I was startled by someone behind me, and when I looked back, I saw that the Prime Minister of Singapore was trying to break free from my body's shield. I hurriedly raised my foot to get out of the way and almost stepped on the Vietnamese president on the ground...... Before the meeting began, the Ukrainian president on the east cabinet suddenly spotted the Russian prime minister on the computer desk in the west, and immediately shouted: "Lao Pu, when will you resume gas supplies to us?" β
The strong white man on the other side snorted and said, "When will you pay off the money you owe us!" β
The Ukrainian president said angrily: "Then you just wait, don't think about sending your anger to Eastern Europe through our country!" β
When several European faces heard their conversation, they complained together: "Deal with your grievances yourself, don't delay us!" β
In addition to that, on my left arm, the two leaders of South Korea and North Korea sneered at each other, and by the window, the Israelis yelled at me: "Get me away from this guy!" And the Palestinian in the video next to him also shouted: "Who wants to be next to you, you scoundrels!" β
I'm sweating, these people came here for an international conference? I waved my arms and shouted, "Be quiet, be quiet, I'm the person in charge here, and everyone listens to me." β
The Prime Ministers, Presidents, Presidents, and Chiefs and Kings stopped talking together, looked at me blankly, and then asked together, "What level are you?" β
Looking at the instant translation under the screen, I was embarrassed and said, "Uh...... I am the director of the neighborhood committee of Wangfu Street. β
The Chinese staff in charge of the translation seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then could only translate literally, and the prime minister, the president, the chairman, and the chief king looked at each other: "What is the level of the director of the neighborhood committee?" β
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At this time, Ye Zi walked to the middle of the room with a smile, pressed his hand down and said, "Hello everyone, it's really tarpaulin here today." β
Some of the bigwigs who knew Ye Zi raised their hands in the video, although the Fujia Kingdom was small, after all, they finally found a person of the same level as them, so they asked gossipily: "Why are you in China?" "What did you call us for?" "I heard it has something to do with the nuclear bomb crisis?"
Ye Zi said: "You are all busy people, then I will get straight to the point - the recent nuclear bomb crisis must have given everyone a headache, right?" β
The Secretary of State in front of the Star-Spangled Banner said indignantly: "Then do you need to say? β
Ye Zi said: "What do you think about this matter?" β
The heads of several large countries said: "Hasn't it already been dealt with? β
Ye Zi said: "If you are talking about military operations in Africa, yes, we seem to have won, but what you don't know is that it is just a means for our enemy to cover up people's eyes, he himself has not suffered any losses, as long as he is still here, our world will never be peaceful!" β
The Secretary of State quietly glanced at the Iraqi representative diagonally in front of him and said, "Tell me who he is, we are very experienced in finding people!" β
Ye Zi shook his hand and said, "If I say that he is not human, what will you think?" β
As soon as these words came out, the room was full of sighs, and various onomatopoeia such as "hey", "ah" and "oh" representing doubts and ridicule continued to emerge.
Ye Zi continued: "As far as I know, most of you here are religious countries. β
After a brief silence, the president of a powerful European country cautiously said: "There is still a difference between religious belief and blind superstition-" After several deliberations, he finally found a more witty way of saying that he avoided the important and trivialized, "or rather, we only believe in God, not in the devil!" β
Without waiting for others to refute it, Ye Zi said categorically: "You have to believe it this time, but you can put it another way: he is not a devil but a monster." β
(To be continued)