Chapter 45: Returning Home
In November 2009, it was a memorable day for all of humanity, when all the nations of the earth joined in a war in one form or another, on the scale of World War III, only this time they had to face only one enemy.
Following the dispatch of troops by the five permanent powers, each country also supported the war with its own characteristics: American satellites, communications equipment from Japan, and arms from Russia and Italy gathered in Africa in just one week.
However, there was a little episode in the middle, the United States wanted to name this action "Reading Power Said", as we all know, the Americans love to take all kinds of code names for their various military actions that sound inexplicable and make people goosebumps, but this time there are very few countries that respond, on the grounds that this is an act of all mankind, and the United States cannot be allowed to enjoy the right to name it alone, and France has taken it upon itself to replace "Reading Power Said" with the "Marseille" operation, while Germany insists on calling this operation "the will of Germany", Somalia insisted on changing the code name of the operation to "Long live Somalia" on the grounds that the war had started in its own country, and countries were bickering over the issue like a group of children snatching candy...... In the end, it was suggested that the dispute be changed to "Queen's Victory" based on the status of Queen Catherine of the Fuga Kingdom, and it was finally implemented, and it is said that Britain voted in favor of it without hesitation...... In fact, the battle did not last long, we overestimated the enemy, the defeat of only 100,000 remnants of the army was not enough for those powerful countries to fight under various code names, in the face of well-equipped combined [***] teams, the terrorists had to deal with lack of food and clothing, they were not without supplies, but as soon as they reached the sea, they were plundered by their former allies, the pirates.
Seventy-two hours later, our enemies made a decision that we could not have imagined before the battle, that no one expected, and that even made the coalition forces so embarrassed that they had resolutely surrendered.
Then these grizzled guys came out of the jungles and deserts in Africa, threw their guns and threw them into the arms of the coalition forces to eat and drink, and afterwards, Ye Zi summed up one sentence: Terrorists are also people.
……
Somalia Interim Command Centre.
Our group sat lazily on the sofa, and the victory of Operation "Queen" finally relieved everyone a little.
Xiaohui drank half a glass of water, put the cup down and breathed a sigh of relief: "I finally finished the laying work." ”
Ye Zi said: "But it's still far from victory." ”
Xiao Hui nodded and said, "Yes, defeating the followers of the Yuan Demon should have been a matter of victory and insignificance, and the next two things to do are the focus." ”
I asked, "What else is there besides dealing with the Yuan Demon and Dracula?" ”
Xiaohui said: "Don't forget that there are still 200 nuclear bombs left outside. ”
Wushuang said: "Isn't there already a list?" ”
Xiaohui said: "The list has been sent to various countries for several days, but there are not many nuclear bombs collected, this is what I am most worried about, the biting dog does not bark, these guys hold the nuclear bomb silently, and its purpose is worrying." ”
Ye Zi said indifferently: "It's just that I want to take the opportunity to blackmail a sum of money, let those politicians find a way, they must be more afraid of death than ordinary people, let's talk about Xiaolu's concert." ”
Li Hui said: "I'm still a little worried, the terrorists are really showing up, and it's not difficult for you to get those political axes to send troops, but at this moment, they must think that we are inexplicable." ”
Xiaohui smiled: "So we need a very strong lobbyist. As he spoke, he glanced at the leaves.
Ye Zi spread his hands and said: "I am familiar with this matter, but I don't dare to pack a ticket if it can be done this time." ”
Wushuang suddenly said: "Then where is Xiaolu's own concert?" ”
We looked at each other, and we didn't seem to think about it.
Xiaohui thought for a while and said, "Let's go back to China, there are many die-hard fans of Xiaolu there, and there is Nie Ping who can help." ”
"Let's go, then." Old Shi got up and said.
Bailey was taken aback and said, "How do you say just go?" ”
Ye Zi chuckled and said, "This is the temper of this old man." ”
Bailey came to Ye Zi and said, "Princess, can you stay longer, at least let us have a chance to express our gratitude to you." ”
Ye Zi smiled and shook his hand: "It's not been a year or two since we dealt with each other, and you also know my temper." ”
Bailey lost his mind for a moment, and then solemnly said, "The people of Africa will never forget you." "The aid Africa has received this time has basically alleviated their fundamental problems, and some supplies are still being sent on the way.
Ye Zi said: "I'd rather you get rich and forget about me right away." ”
Bailey said: "Then I will arrange a special plane to take you away." "Now he has money in the Red Cross.
I asked Ye Zi, "Are you going back to China with me?" ”
Ye Zi said: "Then where else can I go?" Haven't I, the queen, been victorious yet? ”
Lao Shi asked Chai Sen and 7 dogs: "What about you?" ”
Chai Sen said: "We follow you-"
Old Shi squinted his eyes and said, "What are you still doing with me?" I've quit your organization a long time ago. ”
Chai Sen smiled: "Now that the arms have fallen below the lowest price, we have no business to do, so we have to follow you, the former boss, to eat." She paused and said, "I remember that you used to tell us that if you want to make up for this life, you have to do a great good deed. ”
"Do you believe that?"
Chai Sen smiled: "I don't believe it, but I'm willing to try." ”
Lao Shi nodded: "By the way, you're almost 30 this year, right?" ”
Chai Sen said inexplicably: "What's wrong?" ”
Old Shi said: "This matter is over, I'll find you a man." ”
Chai Sen raised his eyebrows and said, "I don't need to." ”
Lao Shi said: "Don't talk nonsense, how can a woman not need a man, I can't let you sell a gun all your life and still don't know the benefits of guns." ”
Lao Lei coughed vigorously, and all the girls present were dizzy, and escaped out of the door under the pretext of excuse.
Old Shi looked at us: "How can I say it wrong?" ”
……
It was Nie Ping and Zhang Taiwei who came to pick us up, and Zhang Taiwei seemed to inadvertently salute us at the beginning of our disembarkation: "Everyone has worked hard." ”
I smiled and said, "It's not hard." ”
On the bus, Nie Ping said: "I probably know everything, what are your plans for the next step?" ”
Xiaohui said: "Continue to clear the remaining nuclear bombs and destroy the Yuan Demon, the latter is the focus." ”
Nie Ping nodded and said, "That's right, do you have a specific idea?" ”
Ye Zi said: "We want Xiaolu to hold a global concert. ”
Nie Ping's eyes lit up and said, "Good way." ”
Zhang Taiwei said: "I understand the general meaning, but the earth is so big......
Xiaohui said: "So we also need the help of your military and political axes." ”
Zhang Taiwei said: "I'll try it." ”
Ye Zi asked: "Are there any whereabouts for those 200 nuclear bombs?" ”
Nie Ping suddenly smiled mysteriously and said, "Not yet, but it will be soon." ”
Everyone hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Nie Ping said with a smile: "You definitely can't think of anyone to do this, remind you that she volunteered to come."
I couldn't help but ask, "Who, don't sell it." ”
Nie Ping took out the phone and said, "I'll let her talk to you." ”
Nie Ping dialed a number and handed it to me, and a flattering voice on the phone said, "Boss He, you don't call me when you go to fight." ”
I was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "It's Xiaohong." ”
The Red Night Maiden giggled and said, "Do you think it's appropriate for me to do this?" ”
I wondered, "Why are you going?" ”
The Red Night Girl covered her mouth and smiled, "According to the list, the leaders of those organizations that hide nuclear bombs are all men." ”
I said a little abruptly, "You're just going to seduce them?" ”
The Red Night Girl was dissatisfied: "Look at what you said, people are not just seductive. ”
I shuddered, "How's it going?" ”
"I just had dinner with the Mexican boss, and he has promised to give me what he has."
"Then what if he wants to regret it and not give it to you?"
The Red Night Maiden smiled: "That's not possible, I was given a reward with a political axe, if you want to go back on your word, I have a way - have you heard that yesterday a mafia boss in Spain swallowed his tongue into his stomach?" ”
I'm chilling again......
Nie Ping said: "For the people on the list, the political axes of various countries have already issued policies, if you hand over things, not only will you have no fault but also merit, if you don't cooperate, you also know, the Red Night Girl will help us deal with them." ”
Thinking of a delicate little stunner messing around with a bunch of rough old men every day, it's strange that none of us are worried about the Red Night Girl, but those rough old men seem to have a worried future...... Speaking of the Red Night Girl, we can't help but look at Lin Ziwen, this young man has become silent since Gao Daquan summoned the rat army, every day he either reads a book or wipes a gun, and smiles when he sees people, during this time, people are too busy to take care of him, and they are all focused on him at the moment.
Sun Manlou looked at Lin Ziwen and said worriedly: "This kid won't be stimulated, right?" ”
I'm not sure, this kind of child who hasn't suffered any setbacks since childhood is indeed easy to get hurt, Lin Ziwen was the leader of the industry before he met us, and the dignified number one killer in Asia, but since he took over Ah Po's job, he has always hit a wall, I cautiously probed: "Ziwen? ”
Lin Ziwen looked up at all of us, and then smiled and said, "I'm fine, I know that it's becoming more and more complicated to kill Ah Po, I'm just trying to figure out a way." ”
Ah Po first breathed a sigh of relief, and then said frantically: "You still want to kill me?" ”
Lin Ziwen said helplessly: "You also know my rules." ”
Ah Po said: "What if you can't kill me in this life?" ”
Lin Ziwen said: "Then I can only follow you." ”
Ah Po turned his head and said sadly: "You better hurry up and find a way to kill me!" ”
Xiao Hui suddenly said: "No, your task has actually been completed." ”
Lin Ziwen wondered, "What do you mean?" ”
Xiaohui said: "Repeat to me the rules you set for yourself again." ”
Lin Ziwen said word by word: "As long as you take the task, the target person will never give up until he dies, and he will never take a business." ”
Xiaohui slapped her thigh and said, "Ah, it's the target 'person' who doesn't die, but what about Ah Po?" ”
Lin Ziwen: "Huh? "Yes.
Xiaohui said: "-Ah Po, he is not a human being." ”
Lin Ziwen: "But ......"
Xiaohui continued: "There are some things that we didn't deliberately hide from you, and you also know that most of us here are not humans, and Ah Po is a demon clan, so the rules you set for yourself don't apply at all." ”
Lin Ziwen: "But you are obviously exactly the same as people. ”
Xiaohui said: "That's just looking, you also know in your heart what we are, killers, originally meant to kill, think about it, if someone points to a pig and places an order with you, will you take it?" ”
Ah Po jumped up and said, "How do you talk, how do you jump on the pig?" ”
Wang Shuisheng held him down and comforted: "Understand the spirit, understand the spirit." ”
Lin Ziwen said: "I kind of understand when you say this, it seems to be reasonable." ”
Xiaohui hit the railroad while it was hot: "So, you are still you, the number one killer in Asia who has never missed, we lied to you at the beginning just as a stopgap measure." ”
Ye Zi smiled: "It's all because of me, I apologize to you on behalf of everyone." ”
Lin Ziwen sighed and said, "Forget it, even if I'm unlucky." ”
Sun Manlou said: "A lot of money has been delayed during this time, right?" ”
Lin Ziwen thought for a while, then took Ah Po's hand and said: "But to be honest, I don't regret taking your business at all, because of you, I have developed no less than fifty new techniques for killing people. ”
Lin Ziwen motioned for the driver to stop and greeted us: "Everyone, in the future, you will place an order with 7% off!" ”
Zhang Taiwei laughed and said, "Are you going to continue to do it?" ”
……
The car quickly walked on the road we were familiar with, and Ye Zi sighed: "I didn't expect me to come back again." ”
Wangfu Street is still as calm as ever, although the world is chaotic, but it doesn't seem to have much to do with these small people, compared with firewood, rice, oil and salt, the nuclear bomb crisis, Africa, and the world war can't enter their sight for the time being.
The civet cat was standing at the door of the mahjong parlor and was brushing his teeth, he spit out the white foam in his mouth, put the toothbrush in the quilt, saw me be the first to get out of the car, and greeted: "Director He is back?" ”
"Xiao He is back?" An old lady came out in three steps and two steps, and when she saw me, she complained, "Why did you come back?" I thought you had been going for more than a week, but this time you have been gone for more than two months, and the foreign soldiers are in a panic, what is the fun? ”
I hurriedly smiled and said, "Thanks to Aunt Meng for taking care of me these days, right?" ”
Aunt Meng said reservedly: "It's nothing else, I have checked the work twice on the street, and I have helped you cope with it, and I have paid your household appliances for you." ”
I was embarrassed and said, "You see we've been back a lot, and we didn't bring anything with you......"
Aunt Meng waved her hand and said, "It's good for people to come back, what do you bring?" ”
Immediately after Ye Zi appeared, Aunt Meng said unexpectedly: "Isn't this Ye What Linna?" ”
Ye Zi smiled: "Ekaterina - you should call me Ye Zi." ”
Aunt Meng said: "This girl is still so handsome, didn't the news say a few days ago that you will be elected chairman after you go home?" ”
Li Xuegong, who had just gotten off the car, said: "It's the queen, and it's not the one who was chosen, it's hereditary." ”
(To be continued)