Chapter 346: The Inexplicable Boss.
Of course, Shangqing's pretense of ease is actually deceiving himself, he is a Hawaiian fart. Net: When he has time to watch promotional videos in Hawaii, he can be regarded as having a wider finger and more things to squeeze out. Without the Turing of Jingle as the core of the operation, the entire Shanhe Society is in chaos, and someone needs to be in command, otherwise the energy wasted between opening and closing will be enough for the imperial capital to open another Olympic Games......"
While maintaining the operation of the Mountains and Rivers Society, Shangqing also thought about various descriptions of ancient demons from time to time, as well as various methods of how to get plum fruits. In fact, everyone is smart, and it takes patience, perseverance, and worry to be a smart person, so he is not in a hurry to get Li Guo at all, before being fully prepared.
"Second uncle, do me a favor." Shangqing, who maintained the map of the Mountains and Rivers Society, took the phone: "Help me inform my senior brother and monitor the movements of Li Guo and Shushan twenty-four hours a day." Especially the woman next to him. ”
"But there are a lot of women around him," the man named Second Master said in embarrassment, "Which one are you talking about?" (The one without boobs...... )
Shangqing was silent for a while: "It's the ......" the stupid one with a very heavy evil aura on his body. ”
After hanging up the phone, Shangqing was silent for a while, and then took the mobile phone and started chatting QQ: "H "Little sister, do you want to come to Shu Huang's house to play, Shu Huang will help you change your clothes......"
"Change your sister, get out!"
"There's no humor." Shangqing scolded, and then changed to the next target......"
At the same time, Li Guo was standing on the sect square of the Shushan faction, looking around blankly, Li Guo, who stepped here for the first time, suddenly had an inexplicable sense of familiarity.
"Don't worry." Li Guo dragged Mo Chou, who was helping Xiaoxin pull the iron ring from the copper turtle all the time to play: "Don't make trouble......"
Mo Chou sighed and jumped to Li Guo's side: "Xianggong, why is Mo Chou an adult, and there is still no change at all...... "People are unhappy and make ......trouble" (Why do you use a word for onomatopoeia...... This word makes me very upset)
Li Guo was stunned: "What do you want to become?" ”
Mo Chou thought for a while: "To be taller, more beautiful, and more plump!" Mo Chou doesn't ask for much, he must be as tall as a bird, he must have a figure like a lily and a skin like Xiaoxin..."
"Don't even think about it." Lily, who was full of feelings, walked over slowly: "You can't have everything." ”
Mo Chou frowned: "Now that Mo Chou is here, you can't kill Xiang Gong, Mo Chou is now the No. 1 master of Tianzi." ”
Yes, Mo Chou is bragging.
But she is indeed a little stronger because of the spiritual power infusion of the coming-of-age ceremony, but what is the No. 1 master of Tianzi, it is categorically not counted. After all, that jingle just now has proved this, that guy is the number one master in Tianzi, and he can barely add Zhijian's sister Xia Ling. None of the others counted, even if it was Shangqing, who was so much more powerful than Li Guo, he could only be regarded as a master of Tianzi, and the title of No. 1 really didn't know who it was now. (Reading with the little shepherd boy)
Since Li Guo went to Shu Mountain, Sister Lock Demon Tower has been tired of being coquettish within two meters of Li Guo's side, and I don't know if it's complaining or what, anyway, it's like seeing the owner's puppy coming home from work, it's very sticky. Even sticky to the point that Mo Chou began to be jealous.
And Li Guo didn't have any way at all, since he came up just now, except for the time to take a bath, Li Guo was asked to stand in the square, and then Guo's father, the great elder, and even the crippled Zhijian didn't know where to run.
In addition to Xiaokui Xiaoxin's family members in the square, it is the fairy gate, Uncle Dante, and the gang of people who watch the excitement, especially Uncle Dante, there is no etiquette to say at all.
However, it can be seen that the Shushan faction is really a withered person.
There are at least 10,000 acres of land on this flying mountain, that is, 6.66 million square meters, but there are only thirty or forty people in total, and not all of these thirty or forty people live here, and the permanent population is only 12 people, plus a golden Tibetan mastiff. (How can you make the Celestial Empire love of housing tight)
With dogs, 510,000 square meters per capita...... "You can imagine what the emptiness here looks like."
In addition, it is high in the sky, all the night winds are blowing, and the surrounding village shadows are swaying, and it looks like there is a ghostly feeling.
Of course, this place will not be discovered by ordinary people at all, except when the mountain gate is completely open and the formation is destroyed, the true face of Lushan will be revealed, but in this case, even if there are witnesses, most of them will be regarded as a mirage.
After all, any ordinary person suddenly saw a huge mountain with a base area of more than 10,000 acres in the sky..."Normal people will not believe their eyes, even if it is on the news, others are just talking about it today, and they can't form any climate at all."
"What is this going on?" Li Guo squatted on the large square equivalent to two Tiananmen Squares, and he really didn't know the bottom in his heart: "I can't bear to suddenly let me be the leader......"
"What are you afraid of, there are only a few dozen people in total." Lily smiled disdainfully and looked around: "This place hasn't changed at all, it's still the same as it was back then." ”
Li Guo turned his head and glanced at Lily: "By the way, how many of your thirty-three magic weapons have you found?" ”
Lily sat lightly on Li Guo's shoulder, and pressed Xiangxiang's soft ass against his face: "Thirty-one, and there are two more." ”
"What happens when you're ready?"
"I'm no longer bound by you." Lily bent down and lay on Li Guo's back: "You have to hurry up and save yourself before I finish collecting." ”
Li Guo sighed and stopped talking. But Lily continued to whisper in his ear, "When are you going to me?" (Hah!) I got used to the fact that there was no one in the whole book who had discipline. Hahaha...... Grass! "Slowly" and slowly. Li Guo coughed embarrassedly: "How can I take care of this now." ”
"It's your problem, there are a lot of people chasing me." Lily pinched Li Guo's ears and said very ambiguously, "Don't you want to taste my taste?" ”
Li Guo scratched his head that was tickled by the lily: "Don't seduce me......" (You sullen slut is secretly refreshed, right?) Right! Right
At this time, Lao Yuan heard the bird spirit yelling over there and asked Li Guo to hurry over and help them set up a barbecue stove, and Mo Chou, who was buttoning the wooden stake at the door in the dark, heard that there was something to eat, and even jumped and ran towards the bird spirit.
"Baby, come on." Lily pressed Li Guo to prevent him from getting up, and then waved his hand to beckon Xiao Xin, who was running wildly towards the bird spirit: "Come on." ”
The little new girl walked in front of Li Guo's lily very reluctantly, and looked at Li Guo aggrievedly: "Dad, I'm hungry"
"Come less." Baihan smiled and pinched the face of the little new girl, and then asked, "Do I look like an old husband and wife with your father?" ”
The little new girl was obviously insincere: "Like, like a mess" I can go, right? (This Nima is so obvious...) )
Lily smiled lightly and waved her hand: "Let's go." ”
"Stupid" wait for me! Don't snatch my sausages," Xiaoxin's voice gradually moved away.
"People must have a daughter in their life, with long hair and bangs since she was a child, and she wears little boots." Lily looked at Xiaoxin's back and was stunned: "Take her around in the spring, weave garlands for her to wear, buy her popsicles to eat in the summer, take her on the stone road full of fallen leaves in the autumn, take her to have a snowball fight in the winter, and tease her to say angrily: I won't play with you anymore, you are a bad person." When I went to school, I combed her braids, listened to her babble and read the texts, and finally she got married, and I cried into tears..."
"Everything else is easy to do." Li Guo sighed: "Reading this paragraph of the text, there is no hope in this life. (Don't you complain about the Death Starman)
"Li Guo!" Guo Dad's voice suddenly appeared: "Come to death, you are now the head." ”
Li Guo sighed and patted Lily's buttocks, trying to get her down. didn't expect Lily to be so stubborn, she refused to obey to death, no matter how Li Guo threw it, she just wouldn't get off Li Guo's back.
So Li Guo was very helpless, so he could only run towards the hall with the lily on his back.
As soon as he walked into the main hall, he found that Guo Dad was standing behind the Seven Sages of Shushan, while the disabled Zhijian was crookedly leaning on the statue of Sanqing in the main hall, and he was pulling out the golden silk on the head of Taishang Laojun and picking his teeth.
"Li Guo, you are now the head." The Great Elder looked at Li Guo with a smile: "The future of Shushan is yours." ”
Don't, "Don't you want to fix me, there are thousands of people in Kunlun, and there are only less than forty people if you count the old dog, how can you make me embarrassed ......"
Li Guo thought about it, and tears almost flowed down.
Lily knew he was uncomfortable, so she kissed him gently. And everyone else thought that Li Guo was excited......"
"And you, Lily. Let's call it Wen Ji. The Great Elder handed her a fan from his bosom: "This is yours." ”
"Spiritual Void Treasure Fan?" Baiyi was surprised: "Why give it to me?" ”
Li Guo turned his head to look at Lily, judging from her expression, this Spirit Void Fan was obviously one of her thirty-three treasures, but judging from her expression, she clearly didn't want ......" (Women are always so contradictory.) Especially in love. Grass. Now charged must die)
Maybe she resisted these things from the bottom of her heart, but because of that irresistible fate, she had to collect these things in order to kill Li Guo, so she seemed very inactive and even a little negative every time."
"Take it." Li Guo took the fan and handed it to Lily: "I'll think of a way." ”
Lily lowered her head, took the fan, and said nothing with a sad face.
"Li Guo, the current head of Kunlun, is a genius." The Great Elder's tone was calm: "He is extremely good, with a very strong childish spirit. But you can't take that lightly. ”
Li Guo nodded: "He's really powerful." ”
"This time he came, probably just to see the excitement, but I didn't expect to see my senior sister." The Great Elder sighed: "This is all fate, I sealed my senior sister in the painting at the beginning so that she could escape the change of the chosen one, she is the treasure of Shu Mountain." (You always feel awkward to call this senior sister, do you want to call Senior Brother Saoguo?) )
Li Guo's face was puzzled: "What do you mean?" "Her background..."The Great Elder sighed: "Although it is not a heavenly opportunity, I can't reveal it to you if I want to, and I don't know ......"
Li Guo almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood...... "How important is Mo Chou's life experience, and take 10,000 steps back and say, no matter how important it is, it will be more than a thousand years old, okay?" Even if she is Li Shimin's own daughter, she can't go to Zhongnanhai and say to the national leaders, "I am Li Shimin's daughter, you have to give me a provincial governor as a "......"
So life experience or something, aren't they all floating clouds......"
"Anyway, treat my sister well, she's a good girl." The Great Elder sighed faintly: "When the fate comes, everything will naturally be clear. ”
Li Guo pondered for a moment and let out a long hum: "What does the Kunlun faction want to do?" ”
"I want to become an immortal.
The one who answered the phone was the disabled Zhijian: "Shushan has long given up becoming an immortal, and I can't say the specific reason." If I did, I would be robbed. (I feel swollen and feel that it has something to do with Wang Lao Er)
The Great Elder nodded: "Becoming an Immortal is just a beautiful idea in the final analysis, and the real Immortal Realm ......" may not be as beautiful as we thought. (It's Nima's Qishan.) Over)
"I've always wanted to be a safe person." Li Guo shrugged his shoulders and leaned against the door frame: "If I don't have that kind of affair with this girl, I will be the winner in life." ”
Lily smiled faintly: "If it weren't for that, we would have had a full house of children and grandchildren." ”??
"Now, what we want to do is to instill the ceremony in charge." The Great Elder stretched out his hand and let Li Guo walk to the middle of the seven of them.
Li Guo suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum: "What ...... do you want to fill?" (intestines)
"It's actually a ritual." Guo Dad narrated in front of him: "When there were many people in Shushan back then, at least 50,000 people watched the infusion ceremony. Now it's good to go through the motions. The full name is Daigo Empowerment and Opening the Jade Gate. ”
Li Guo couldn't help touching his buttocks: "I still feel awkward......"
But having said that, the seven old men and old ladies still took turns touching Li Guo's head. After touching it, Guo Dad coughed: "Open your eyes, it's finished." ”
Li Guo was stunned: "So it's over?" ”
"But what else do you want? Give you a bath? Guo's father sighed: "Shushan is so poor, don't ask too much." There are meals, vegetables and water heaters at home, just go back and get the microwave to heat up and eat a little. ”
Li Guo sighed and looked at the dim hall: "Can you tell me how Shushan became like this?" ”
"Don't mention it." The Great Elder waved his hand: "It's all old things. ”
Li Guo thought for a while and looked back at Lily: "Tell me why you are enemies of Shushan and those people with special functions?" ”
"Revenge, I've said it many times." Lily lit a lady's cigarette, and Zhijian, who was disabled, took one unceremoniously: "The first born are actually a group of people with demon spirits. The demon spirit escaped from the forbidden land because of the negligence of the castle tower. ”
When Li Guo heard this, his eyes lit up: "What kind of demon are you?" ”
Lily smiled: "I'm so beautiful, what do you say?" (Person...... )
Li Guo pondered for a while: "Yes" husky! ”
Lily's feet flew out, and then looked at Li Guo and said angrily, "Get out!" ”
After the joke, Li Guo sat down on the stool next to him: "Isn't it too difficult to revitalize Shushan?" ”
The Great Elder nodded: "It's very difficult, there are hundreds of books in Shushan, and no one will come to learn, waiting for a few of us to die." Eventually, it will become a handful of dust. Time is the most ferocious weapon in the world. (Time is a knife to kill pigs...... )
"Is that what I do anyway...... "It doesn't matter?"
The disabled Zhijian coughed: "Theoretically, it's like this, as long as you don't turn this into a theme park or a second milk village, as long as you can recruit students, you can do whatever you want." ”
"Of course, you can't get all the cats and dogs, and if you don't cultivate properly, it's harmful. The current purpose of Shushan is not for longevity, not for the Tao, but for the vicissitudes of life. The Great Elder sighed softly: "This immortal, you still have to follow a hero in the future." How can Wuxia get immortals. ”
This is actually exactly the same as Li Guo's childhood dream, although the task is very heavy, but Li Guo feels that when a person grows up, he can still complete the seemingly impossible dream when he was a child, and this kind of life is really too happy and happy.
Li Guo laughed lightly: "I know, let's go" I'll have a treat, let's go have a barbecue.
I brought a lot of them with me. ”
Several old men and ladies looked at each other a few times, and then the Great Elder stood up and grew one. Angry: "I want Orleans wings." ”
Guo gave a thumbs up: "It's no problem to roast wings in New Orleans, I'll go and chat with Mo Chou by the way." ”
In fact, Li Guo really wanted to know what had changed in Mo Chou, although she revealed a little. But Li Guo instinctively felt that Mo Chou had something to hide from him, after all, Li Guo was a master of playing this set, so he could see at a glance that Mo Chou, this little girl, was also hiding her secrets" (Mo didn't grow hair?) )
Of course, today's Shushan also won the most lively day in hundreds of years.
And at the time of the bonfire party on this side of Shushan, Kunlun's hero conference also ushered in the first wave of guests" This wave of guests looks full of luxury, led by an obviously mixed-race child, with black hair like a waterfall, but eyes as crystal clear as rubies. It looks quite aura, and most of the people behind him are women, even a very small number of men look quite girly.
She is quite beautiful, although she is not as delicate as the lily is crushing and not as sweet as jingle is intoxicating, but her wildness is mixed with a sense of grace, but it seems to have another strange and seductive taste.
"Hi" beautiful girl. Shangqing, as the head of the house, after seeing the beautiful girl, actually found a master to take the class, and then completely incarnated himself as a doorman, standing at the door to warmly welcome: "Welcome to come here to discuss investment, I invite you to have a few drinks?" (What a vulgar taste)
The woman spoke Mandarin that was not fluent, and said in a daze: "Get out, I just want to see the master." ”
Shangqing raised his eyebrows: "I'm sorry, if you want to see the master, you need a reason." ”
The woman smiled lightly, revealing her white teeth: "Li Guo." ”
Shangqing's face changed suddenly, from a hippie smile to extremely serious, and then said in a deep voice: "Who are you?" (Peony, stupid people don't know this)
"Fuck off, I just want to see your boss."
Shangqing, smiled lightly......"
one-one-one, one-one-one, "one-one-,,,one-
I'm done...... I came home at 15,000 a day, and I came home at half past ten, and I haven't heard of it until now. The fingers are all conscious, "Everyone, should you also express your condolences, such as the ...... who voted for the gods"...
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