?“ Why are there rats on Shu Mountain? Li Guo saw two fat rats in the square of the main hall of Shushan, fat as no one, kissing me and me, swaggering through the market and walking slowly, and even rubbing their hands on Zheng

The old cat Daiyu turned a blind eye: "Do you want to be so depressed......"

"It's so depressed. Net "Guo Dad sprinkled cumin on the chicken wings, and slowly you know where we roast chicken wings now, which is the main gate of Shushan Wonderland."

Li Guo was stunned when he heard this, raised his head and looked around, by the light of the bonfire and the moonlight in the sky, Li Guo did find that there was indeed a quiet path among the weeds, and the path kept looking forward, and a torii could be seen from afar

Contour.

"Shushan, Shushan." Guo Dad roasted chicken wings and made an aria: "Do you have any good solutions?" Of course, Li Guo knew what his father was asking, but he really didn't have any way to alleviate Shushan's current predicament for the time being.

But fortunately, Shushan is not yet down-and-out like Penglai, after all, Shushan is withering again, there is still a base camp, and Penglai Xianshan is now actually being developed into a tourist attraction, built a resort, and the price per square meter is more than 23,000 yuan......

And this fairy gate has become the last single seedling of the once brilliant Penglai Sword Sect. Maybe it is still incomprehensible to take out the Penglai Sword Sect alone, so if you talk about the name of the Maoshan Sect, it should be like thunder. So...... The Maoshan Sect is just a subordinate branch of the Penglai Sword Sect's Qi Sect. In this way, it should not be difficult to understand.

Baguamen, Jiuhua, Qingcheng, Wuxinggong, Quanzhen, Dragon and Tiger Heavenly Master Sect, Emei, Moon Worship Sect and Tang Gate together constitute the once huge Shushan Mountain, and in the name of the Shushan faction, it is called the Shushan Sword Sect. And back then, Kunlun was the only one who was mysterious and unpredictable, and he never accepted people from the outside world, but he was the weakest of the three major sword sects.

Of course, the scale of the Penglai Sword Sect will not be much weaker than Shushan, after all, as a place where the world's spells are concentrated, it almost includes all the sects in Jiangxi, Jiangsu, Liangguang, Shandong and Zhejiang, and it will not be weak.

However, the reason why the Penglai faction has now become the most fallen of the three major sword factions may be because of the special geographical location and culture of the south, the flow of people is too wide, and there are many merchants, and the people's livelihood has been negative since ancient times. The path of cultivation is very hard, and no one will choose to practice if they have a good life, especially in this hopeless environment of becoming immortals.

Most of the Shushan Sword School is in Yunnan, Guichuan and other places, where ethnic minorities gather. At that time, there was a tradition that the hearts of non-our race would be different, so the decline was also an inevitable trend.

"It's not much better in the rest of the world." Uncle Dante, dressed in a coquettish red trench coat, walked to Li Guo's side, and after listening to Guo's father tell Li Guo the story of the three major factions, he sighed to himself: "The exorcists have fallen, the Vatican has lost its rights, Judaism has almost disappeared, and the gang of people who worship the sun in Egypt are almost dead." Even the faith in India began to be lost, and the Great Brahma did not teach them to eat and die in the Ganges every day. ”

"I heard that the Ganges River is very dirty...... Li Guo thought for a while: "Wash the spittoon upstream, and the person who is five meters away from it will drink the water when he picks it up." ”

Uncle Dante's face changed: "Don't remind me that I once drank water in the Ganges......"

"Old man." Guo Dad raised his head: "How have you been in the past few years?" ”

"Me?" Uncle Dante smiled evilly: "Except that I don't have much interest in anything, everything is fine." ”

"It's good if you just say that your waist is wasted." Dad Guo threw a bottle of Moutai to Uncle Dante: It's not monkey wine, I'm not willing to give you something so good. ”

Uncle Dante waved his hand: "I'm a penance now, and I can't drink anymore." ”

Li Guo sighed: "Didn't you drink it a few days ago?" ”

"Listen to him less, he doesn't have a word to hear." Guo's father was full of disdain: "I have been virtuous since many years ago." ”

Uncle Dante snorted coldly: "May the Lord bless you." ”

"Look." Guo's father stretched out his hand towards Li Guoyi, and then still gave Li Guo a can of beer: "Li Guo, it is your grandfather's last wish to revitalize Shushan, I am incompetent, and it will be up to you later." ”

Li Guo pinched his chin and was silent for a long, long time, and then laughed: "Dad, there is a saying, I don't know whether to ask or not......

"Niang Lak, are you my own child?" Guo's father frowned: "Why did I give birth to such a yin and yang weird thing as you." ”

Li Guo sighed: "You have to ask my mother about this." ”

As soon as Guo Dad heard this, he got up and was about to kick Li Guo, but Uncle Dante stopped Guo Dad's impulse: "How do you think you were better than him when you were young?" Let me tell you clearly, he is definitely your own, and I felt it the first time I saw him. ”

Li Guoyin smiled predictably: "Dad, why did you say that my grandfather expelled you from the house back then, this is a secret history." ”

Guo Dad sat down and gulped a whole can of Coke: "Because I'm useless." ”

"." Li Guoman was disdainful: "The number one master of the Li family, except for the grandfather in the entire Shushan, it is estimated that it is you, right?"

Guo's father's face was cloudy, and then finally after hiccuping, he slowly spoke: "Because I don't want to kill Lily, because I abolished you, because I didn't marry your mother." ”

Li Guo let out a long hum: "The order may be reversed......"

"No......" Guo's father smiled: "You are more than six years old, and I only married your mother to enter the door." ”

Li Guo was stunned on the spot...... It turned out that he was the heir in the first order...... Actually, it's still an illegitimate child......

"Don't you tell me such a cruel truth." Li Guo was very helpless.

"What then? Originally, I was going to marry the baby kiss that your grandfather gave me. It is said that he is two years older than me, and he has never even met in person. ”

Father Guo sighed faintly: "The old Li family's apportionment marriage is a traditional ......"

Li Guo turned his head to look at Sister Banlangen, who was going crazy, and let out a long sigh: "Grandpa, the one you apportioned is only two years older, and the one you gave me is one or two hundred years older than me." ”

"Aren't you two getting along well? It's very affectionate. Guo Dad didn't care at all: "Lily was abandoned at birth, she was not sick or sick, she was very beautiful, but she was abandoned." I was twenty-one years old and I didn't know your mother yet......"

"Oh...... You don't know my mother yet, so you got me a child daughter-in-law, right? Li Guo's mood was very turbulent: "Why do I have such an unreliable father as you?" ”

"If you want to go back to the furnace and rebuild it, I'm not sad at all." Guo's father and Li Guo were-for-tat, and they were not embarrassed at all: "I just thought the little girl was very cute, but you didn't see her eyes at that time, and she fell off." ”

"At your age, can you not use such a young word?" Li Guo rubbed his nose: "I don't need it." You continue. ”

Guo's father glanced at Li Guo viciously: "I regret not shooting you at the wall." ”

"I regret it, I don't have a chance." Li Guo laughed very proudly: "Hurry up, I'm still waiting to hear the cause and effect of the matter." ”

Guo Dad threw an empty jar aside, and then wrapped his thumbs around each other: "I didn't expect to pick up such an evil thing." ”

"Dad, who are you talking about?" Lily's voice floated faintly, and before Li Guo could turn around, he suddenly felt that there were two big soft things stuck to his back on his head, and the fragrance on Lily's body was also worn one by one: "This is called fate." ”

"Go, play." Guo Dad waved his hand at Lily: "This man is talking." ”

"Don't go." Lily hooked Li Guo's neck: "There's nothing I can't listen to." ”

And at this moment, the little new girl fluttered and ran to Lily's side, tugging at the waist of her pants and pulling out: "Let's go...... Take me on an adventure, and just now Aoi found a big hole. ”

Lily was stunned, glanced at Xiaoxin in embarrassment, and chose between the secret and her daughter for a long time, and finally gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, stood up, and hugged Xiaoxin in her arms: "Let's go, let's go on an adventure." ”

Watching Lily walk away, Guo's father continued: "When your grandfather saw that I brought her back, he was furious on the spot and asked me to kill her. ”

"How is that possible?" Li Guo waved his hand: "Don't make trouble, I can't do anything about what she is, it's just a little milk dog, let alone a beautiful little girl." ”

"yes, that's what I said at the time." Guo Dad rubbed his nose: "This person has feelings." It's the same as those beasts who cultivate immortals, and that when people still have the meaning of balls. ”

"You are not afraid of thunder and thunder in the sky, the immortal cultivator is your old son and my grandfather......" Li Guo shook his head: "Do you pay attention?" ”

"Your grandfather cultivates a fart fairy...... "Guo Dad snorted: "He has several little wives, and I don't know, your grandma is the only Qingcheng female sword fairy, and her temper is like NTN, if it weren't for the vitality of your aunt when she was born, she went a little early, and you wouldn't be able to look at your grandfather." ”

"Ah...... What about such a paragraph? Li Guo's eyes widened, and he asked quietly, "Do you have a little wife?" It's okay, you'll be honest, I promise I'll say it. ”

When Guo Dad heard this, he immediately pursed his lips, closed his mouth and didn't answer, and turned around several times before whispering: "Speaking of this beast who cultivates immortals, ......."

"In your Chinese phrase, you are trying to cover up." Uncle Dante's expression was very serious: "Have you forgotten Natasha?" ”

Natasha...... A very Soviet name, count the time. Hey...... I guess it's really a Soviet girl.

"Oh!" Li Guo immediately jumped up from the stone, pointed at Guo's father and shouted, "You eat game!" Mother! Mother! Mother! ”

Guo Dad didn't say a word, jumped up with an arrow step, and covered Li Guo's mouth: "I'll strangle you...... You little brute. ”

At this time, Guo's mother came over with this plate, looked at Li Guo's father and son who were fighting, and frowned: "The two of them are seventy or eighty years old, don't you be as good as a child?" Pay attention to identity. ”

"Got it......" Guo's father immediately admitted his mistake like a child, and then waved his hand to Guo's mother: "You go play, go...... Go for it......"

Although Guo's mother felt a little weird, but since her husband had always been virtuous, she didn't think deeply, just turned her head and slowly walked towards the girl, and continued to roast the chicken thighs...... It was topped with caviar and grilled to a crackling sound.

"Little Bunny...... You're a cheater. Daddy Guo was so angry that he exploded: "Is there a person like you?" Go back on your word, be careful with my family law. ”

"Dispose of it, come on." Li Guo didn't think so: "When my mother asked you why you beat me, I said that you made a little wife and let me find out, and you want to kill people." ”

"Well, you won...... Your mom is a peony, I'm really going to die. Guo Dad wiped a handful of sweat on his head: "Very irritable......"

"Then it's up to you to perform." Li Guoyan looked at his father with a smile: "Don't say I didn't remind you." ”

"You're not too big or small, are you?" Guo Dad rolled up his sleeves: "Do you believe that I beat you?" ”

"Letter ......" Li Guo nodded: "But you have the handle in my hand again."

"Okay...... "I eloped with Natasha, she's Georgian." ”

Li Guoba smacked his mouth, and he was in a good mood......

"And then your grandfather caught him." Guo's father suddenly looked full of vicissitudes: "So I have always been very opposed to dictatorship and dictatorship." ”

"And then......" Li Guo sighed: "Stick to beat mandarin ducks...... No wonder you're twisted to the point where I marry this and that......"

"It's not a twist, son." Guo Dad suddenly showed a sense of pride: "You are the continuation of my life, my unfinished dream...... It's handed over to your shoulders, and your father's dream son comes true, isn't it a matter of course? ”

Uncle Dante snorted coldly: "You are the first person I have ever met to say shamelessness so openly and proudly. ”

"Then go up, and then your grandfather kept forcing me to kill Ran Ran." Guo Dad spat on the ground: "I was born to be rebellious, and I can't die." Then after you were born, he began to personally send someone to assassinate Ran Ran...... I was hairy. ”

As he spoke, Guo Dad wiped his mouth and pointed at himself menacingly: "You know that Lao Tzu is the number one master in Shushan, right?" ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Then you killed ...... Own. ”

Dad shook his head: "I'll let your mother cooperate with me, and give you a ninety-ninety-nine and a half spell formation seals, stringing you, the soul of the Demon Lock Tower, and Ran Ran together." Your grandfather is killing you, and there is a lock demon tower, so he doesn't dare to act rashly. ”

The more Guo Dad spoke, the more energetic he became: "Then I will send the nine-year-old Ran Ran to Germany and give it to the old and young of the Axis Empire." Those people had actually obtained the axis of the world, but Hitler did not wait for that day. Although they trained Ran Ran to be a bit perverted...... But I think it's better than throwing her life away. ”

"And then you let me live like a stupid X for more than twenty years...... Right? Li Guo gritted his teeth and creaked: "This is my father......"

Guo Dad shook his fingers: "Because I know that you and Ran Ran met by fate." There is no escape, we can't meet in this life, and we will meet in the next life. If you don't untie this knot, you will one day never be reborn. ”

"In Buddhist theory, there is no infernal hell." Uncle Dante, as a narrator, deserves to be called a perfect one: "Endless r." I'm sorry...... I can't put that word in Chinese. ”

Li Guo thought for a while: "It should be reincarnation." ”

"So, I'd rather let you end your life." Guo Dad laughed: "No matter what you say, you still have a terrible father in your life." In case of the next life, your father is just a big dung digger. Aren't you blind? ”

Li Guo pinched his chin and thought about it carefully: "I hope you will still be my father in the next life, and then my father will be a big dung digger." ”

Guo's face turned green, and he was silent for a while before he said: "Then I will not have children for the rest of my life, and if I give birth, I will throw them into the dung bucket and drown." ”

"Go on." Li Guo smiled: "The next life is still far away." ”

"What else to say? Just because of this, your grandfather expelled me from the house, and I was not allowed to call myself the head of the family and pass the position directly to you for the rest of my life, and I didn't give me the position of the head of Shushan, and I also gave you a ...... directly" Guo's father took a deep breath: "I was abandoned by the Li family like this, and I almost crossed out the family tree for me...... If I scratch that, I don't have to wait for the next life, I have to dig up a lot of in this life. ”

Li Guo frowned with chicken wings in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Didn't you also have a lifelong relationship with urea, do you think I don't know what urea tastes like?" ”

"I said, can you stop me from saying a word, and you can just say a word to me?" Guo Dad was furious on the spot: "This is called complaining, right?" If you don't complain, you'll die? ”

"Good...... You say......"

Guo Dad threw the cigarette butt into the bonfire: "I have suffered the punishment of heaven for you, and I can only live to be sixty years old at most." ”

Li Guo's brain buzzed at that time, and then his mouth opened and closed twice, but he couldn't speak.

"Actually, I don't think about life and death very lightly." Guo's father smiled: "Of course, I will try to live for a few more years." But on the day of the Jiazi limit, if you can't get by, you really can't get by, 50 percent. I'm not even 50 years old, so there's still a long way to go. ”

"I'll tell you this, it's actually ......" Guo's father patted Li Guo's shoulder heavily: "Son, your father is old and can't protect you anymore." The road ahead, you take it well. ”

Li Guo lowered his head and hummed lightly. My mind is in a mess...... Until now, he always felt that he was still a child who had not grown up, and when he suddenly heard Guo's father say these words, it was as if he had seen a cancer diagnosis. Although Li Guo has long seen through life and death, life and death and parting ...... Li Guo thought that it was looked at separately in two parts.

"Dad......"

Guo's father shook his fingers: "Don't let your mother know, if I really can't resist the sixty limit, you take good care of your mother." It's okay to take it back to eat, I don't ask you to soar, as long as you live well, don't forget at any time, you are the pillar of the family now. ”

"Hmm......" Li Guo's voice was very soft: "Is there any way?" ”

Guo's father shrugged: "Fuck it, it doesn't matter if you die early or late anyway, but before I die, you have to let me hold my grandson." ”

Li Guo nodded: "Guarantee to complete the task!" ”

And Daddy looked at Dante: "Mouse, we were about the same age as him at the beginning, right?" ”

Dante smiled: "I'm the biggest, Natasha is the youngest." ”

"What is Natasha doing now?"

Dante squinted at the sky, "Be a grandmother." It's been a long time since I saw it, you know, the figure of a Soviet woman after marriage ......"

Guo Dad smacked his mouth: "Let me remember her at the age of nineteen......"

(To be continued)...

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