Fat is a fat man.

Big, big fat guy - well, definitely fatter than Xiaoice.

The height is not short, at least more than 1.80 meters, and there is not much hair on the top of the head, which is a little grateful, but it also looks like it has just grown after shaving the bald head. The T-shirt on the body was large, a white Nike T-shirt. But I don't know why the soup on it now looks like it has just been eaten after an open-air barbecue...... No, it's the same as just grilling an open-air barbecue.

To be honest, this image is still very much in line with Chen Xu's speculation about him.

But the stains on his body ...... Uh, don't know how. No matter.

As soon as he entered the door, he looked for it, and soon his eyes were locked on Chen Xu, and he immediately walked up, bowed like himself, and called out a word that everyone was overwhelmed: "Senior brother!" ”

No way?

Zhong Ziyu's jaw was about to fall to the ground, Gao Xiaojie and Zhan Jing were also surprised, only Chen Xu was about to burst into laughter in his stomach, but he still had a look of surprise on his face: "What do you call me?" ”

"Hehe," Yingnian Fat scratched his bald head: "Senior brother, well, that, I also worship SMMH boss as a teacher, and the teacher said that you started before me, so it is absolutely impossible for me to call you senior brother according to seniority." ”

Chen Xu is a disciple of SMMH privately, and basically a few people here know about this matter, so they are not very surprised. But I didn't expect that the young fat was lucky enough to become that master's student? It's just that...... This generation is indeed a little sweaty.

Zhong Ziyu looked like he was about to cry: "Boss, Chen Xu is your senior brother, so what should I call him?" ”

"Of course it's Uncle Shi!" I was also depressed when I was young, my own generation was lost, and my younger brother's generation was also lost, hey, in the final analysis, it came down to me. But forget it, don't you just drop a generation, you can worship the god of the Internet SMMAH as a teacher, how can ordinary people have this glory?!

Chen Xu's stomach was about to bloom with laughter, but his face was still forced to endure it, but he showed a little smile, and Zhong Ziyu looked at it in his eyes and shouted: "Hey, don't dream, I can't call you Uncle Shi if I kill you!" ”

"Call it or not, how can you little bastard have the final say?" Yingnian Fat slapped him fiercely: "Damn, if you recognize Lao Tzu as the boss, then you have to call it!" nnd, you don't count what I said! ”

This guy is full of vulgarity, but it looks quite funny, especially when Zhong Ziyu looks like he can't cry. So Chen Xushuang's intestines were about to be crooked, and he patted the young fat affectionately and said, "That, the teacher also told me." Well, actually, if you feel embarrassed, you can just call your name, I don't mind. ”

The implication is that he has already recognized the name of this senior brother, Chen Xu deliberately glanced at Zhong Ziyu, this guy wanted to cry even more.

Yingnian Fatty exchanged a few words with Chen Xu, then turned his head to look at Zhan Jing and said with a smile: "Oh, I didn't expect the little beauty of Daylily Jiang Li to be here, or my senior brother's classmate, well, our group is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger!" ”

Zhan Jing smiled politely, she knew what kind of temper she had when she was young, it was okay in person, when she was chatting in the Red Guest Alliance, this guy sent yellow pictures all day long, I don't know how many times she has been scolded by the blue baby, but she just doesn't change her surname.

Gao Xiaojie and Wu Yuan squatted in the corner depressedly and drew circles, only their skills were the best here.

Zhong Ziyu was anxious to change the topic, and hurriedly said, "Master, why did you do this?" And why did you come?!"

"Don't mention it!" The young man said with an unbearable look on his past: "NND I was going to fly here three days ago, but I encountered a strong thunderstorm and couldn't take off, so I waited at the airport and waited, waited, waited, waited. I waited for a whole day and the rain didn't stop. No way, I had to refund the ticket to buy the ticket, but the ticket was sold out, which is not counting, and when I got out of the train station, I found that my mobile wallet was stolen! Luckily, the thief had a bit of a work ethic and stuffed my bank card and ID card into the back pocket of my ass. Then I was very depressed, and I thought to myself, isn't it Shanghai to Harmony City, a distance of hundreds of kilometers, Lao Tzu drove over by himself! As a result, Lao Tzu drove fast after getting on the highway, did not see the road signs, and when he reacted, he had already opened Harmony City, and he would arrive in Wuhan after a while! I can't turn around on the highway, but Lao Tzu's GPS positioning system is also broken, depressed I later turned around and drove over, almost didn't hang up! When I arrived at Hop Kyo University, I wanted to find someone to inquire about you, and then I saw a beautiful woman at the gate of the school, a beautiful woman with a big Mimi! Then I went up and asked her, and by the way, I wondered if I could invite her to dinner and leave a phone number or something......"

Zhong Ziyu tilted his head, looked at the young fat and smiled: "Boss, I think you should want to talk to her first, and then ask us." The order is reversed. ”

"Anyway, one thing!" The young fat was very thick-skinned, and he was debunked and pretended not to hear, and continued: "But before I could say a word, that girl directly smashed the thing in her hand in my face!" Damn, a whole big plastic bag of hot beef vermicelli! Lao Tzu was almost disfigured! ”

"Your disfigurement is equal to plastic surgery,......" Chen Xu, Wu Yuan, Gao Xiaojie, and Zhong Ziyu all muttered secretly in their hearts, but no one said anything.

Young Fat rolled his eyes and said: "Then that big wave girl twisted her ass and left, I was very depressed to wash my face, and then I didn't meet you when I drove around the school gate!" ”

Beautiful, big bobs, and so hot...... Chen Xu and Gao Xiaojie Zhanjing glanced at each other, and unconsciously thought of someone at the same time.

So Gao Xiaojie asked: "That young fat brother, what did you say to that beautiful woman, let her use beef fans to smash you?" ”

"I'm just complimenting her on her beauty!" "I told her that you are more beautiful and in good shape than the top lady I met in the nightclub a few days ago!" ”

Everyone collectively looked at the sky speechlessly, so to speak? Gao Xiaojie thought that if he didn't know this guy, he didn't know that this guy had such a stupid temper, and he would probably shoot this guy to death with high heels on the spot!

Young Fat is still wondering: "What's wrong, did I say the wrong thing?" I'll tell you that the top lady in that nightclub is really beautiful, or is it a uniform temptation. I'm going to take Lao Guan with me one day, Guan Pingchao, do you know him? **Brother has been in this for a few years, tsk, that is the ......"

Zhan Jing finally couldn't help coughing twice, interrupting this heartless fat man, this guy, I used to think that he was pretending to be stupid in the group, but now I know that this guy is really stupid! No wonder he looks like Fan Wei! People Guan Pingchao did study in Yueben, but is he a good man, and he is dedicated to his wife, you should have the opportunity to go to Yueben every day in the red light district like you? !

Gao Xiaojie leaned on Chen Xu's ear and whispered viciously: "In the future, except for hacker work, you should have less contact with this fat man, otherwise you will be damaged by him!" ”

Chen Xu wiped his sweat, he didn't expect that he would sometimes look like a mentally handicapped child. I guess this guy has been at home for too long, soaking on the Internet every day, and he really dares to say anything in life without any worries. I'm afraid he is also this virtue when he gets along with people, hey!

This is not surprising, some people are naturally not good at socializing with others. Kevin, for example? Mitnick, from childhood to adulthood, Nick is a strange child in the eyes of the people around him, he has no friends, and spends his time on some electrical appliances every day, but who would have thought that it was such an ordinary child, and later became the world's first hacker?

Hell Hacker - Kevin? Mitnik!

So especially in terms of computers, it's normal to have some quirks with surnames. In addition, many of these guys are otaku and are not good at communicating with people, some are shy and dare not speak, and some are like young fat, and they don't know what they should say and what they can't say.

Go compare a nightclub lady with a girl, especially a serious girl who meets for the first time, it's a miracle that people don't smoke him!

"Okay, now that everyone is here, in order to prepare for the hackata in a few days, let's collectively run in together." Zhong Ziyu said at this time: "Boss, you should be the team leader." By the way, help us come up with a cool name. ”

This matter was discussed before, because according to technology and seniority, it should be early fat, although Zhanjing's skills are very high, but she is unwilling.

"No, no, no! I can't do this," the young fat head shook like a wave drum, "The baby sister has already told me, it's okay for me to be a thug like this, but it's impossible to be the boss to lead the party." Daylily beauty, I see you coming, baby sister praises you every day! ”

Zhan Jing smiled indifferently: "I can't do it either." ”

Zhong Ziyu didn't want to be ordered by a girl, although he knew that Zhan Jing's skills were very high, but this kind of thing was embarrassing to say after all, and hurriedly said: "Master, you see that your seniority here is the highest, so it must be you!" ”

"Seniority?" Yingnian stared at his fat eyes, and patted Zhong Ziyu's brain: "I still have a senior brother here!" Hehe, senior brother, are you going to be the leader of this group?! ”

"I should?!" Chen Xu pointed to his nose, and the young fat hurriedly said: "Oops, I've seen your results in the Red Guest Battlefield, it's very good!" Especially the speed of progress is very fast! So I'm sure you definitely have this level! Isn't it you, who is going to be?! ”

Chen Xu didn't expect this task to fall on his head, so he smiled bitterly and said that this is not good.

"Nothing bad!" The young fat patted his chest: "I have me and the daylily beauty to help you!" Haha, that's it, whoever wants to disobey and kill him! ”

At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly, and Chen Xu was just about to open the door, but the young man immediately ran over attentively: "I'll open it, I'll open it!" ”

But when he opened the door and saw the man outside, he immediately shouted as if he had been stepped on by the tail: "Ah, it's you! ”

Chen Xu was blocked by his fat body and couldn't see the people outside, but he heard Guan Yi shouting: "Ah! It's you pervert! ”

(To be continued)