Chapter 202: Foodie
"Are you already scared to death?"
Attaboy! Li Guo nodded in approval, her desire to die in this place really made people feel a very subtle sense of strangeness, and it really made Li Guo, a person who had been nurtured by idioms since he was a child, eat a pound.
Looking at Telisa's triumphant expression, Li Guo shrank his neck back and leaned into the ear of Mo Chou, who was stuffing bread into his mouth: "You beat her, doesn't she know you?" ”
"Recognize...... Recognize. Mo Chou said, the crumbs in his mouth sprayed out: "She didn't dare to talk to Mo Chou. ”
"Oops......" Li Guo saw Mo Chou's cuteness, and quickly pinched her bulging cheeks: "Swallow it and talk about ......it."
As soon as Li Guo's voice fell, Telissa suddenly seemed to remember something, and pointed at Mo Chou: "You, it's you!" I'm going to challenge you too! ”
"Okay." Mo Chou nodded, and the breadcrumbs fluttered and sprayed on the table: "Wait for you." ”
When Li Guo saw it, in desperation, he picked up his Coke and slowly fed it to Mo Chou's mouth: "Don't spray it......"
Then, in the process of the struggle between the disabled Zhijian and the murderous eldest sister out of the sheath, he slowly told all about today's events to the little Mo Chou next to him, and Mo Chou listened to it with a smile, and then secretly bit Li Guo's ear and talked about the eldest sister out of the sheath.
It turns out that the unsheathed is the same as the disabled Zhijian, and it can be transformed into a human form, and because the unsheath is complete. She turned into a human form and didn't need the spiritual support of others, but she had been severely injured by the disabled Zhijian, and she had been seriously traumatized mentally, and this kind of trauma needed a huge amount of spiritual power to be repaired, and Li Guo just acted as a storage battery, and the sheath has been absorbing the spiritual power of Li Guo's body to restore herself.
However, he has not broken through the critical point, but yesterday's Li Guo was almost blown up by the surging aura, so the spiritual power overflowing from his body was dozens of times more than usual, and this instantaneous high pressure directly made the neurons of the eldest sister of the sheath completely stitched up in an instant, and told Mo Chou this morning that she could already change into a sincere and benevolent form again. So Mo Chou hurriedly ran to go shopping with the bird spirits, just because he wanted to buy clothes for the eldest sister in the sheath.
"Where did the disabled Zhijian's clothes come from...... Li Guo asked quietly, "He wasn't bare-ass when he appeared......"
"Of course it's yours." A sword man like Zhijian, who is disabled, has always been happy to eavesdrop on other people's chats, so when he was scratching at the eldest sister out of the sheath, he didn't forget to eavesdrop on Li Guo and Mo Chou's chat: "What, do you still want the uncle to give money?" ”
"Don't dare...... Don't dare to ......" Li Guo waved his hand again and again: "You are the ...... master"
At this time, Eminem suddenly took out a mobile phone from his pocket, which looked like it belonged to Motorola, and dialed a number to call it, but he didn't say a word, just kept pressing the buttons on it.
"This grandson isn't calling 10086, is he?" The disabled Zhi looked at him in surprise: "Do you have a mobile phone?" Is. Li Guo! Let's go, buy a mobile phone for the uncle! ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and the green tendons on his head burst out: "You want a fart phone...... Do I owe you? ”
"Oh, don't worry about this kind of thing. Even this foodie has a mobile phone, but I don't have one, which is unreasonable. The disabled Zhijian shrugged: "The sign of a successful man is to hold a mobile phone with more than 10,000 yuan in his hand." ”
When the eldest sister heard this, her sword eyebrows straightened, and she pinched the ear of the disabled Zhijian: "Do you still have self-esteem?" This kind of thing can be said by a man? ”
The disabled Zhijian tilted his head and pointed at Li Guo: "I don't have to be polite with him." Love and righteousness are worth a thousand gold, what are the regrets of going to hell in Daoshan......"
"You're still singing." The expression of the eldest sister out of the sheath couldn't cry and laugh: "Why did I find such a waste ...... you"
Li Guo hurriedly waved his hand, desperately trying to stop a domestic violence: "Okay, okay......"
"It's a little sweetness between lovers, outsiders get aside." The disabled Zhijian suddenly turned around and looked at Li Guo fiercely: "Go away......"
The people present, including the other spectators who were eating and watching the play, suddenly fell into a kind of icy and snowy [***] petrification effect. They thought that today there was a scene of a young couple fighting every day, which could add a little talk to their mediocre and ordinary life, but who would have thought that the handsome man Zhijian, who was disabled, was not only not ashamed of losing face, but was proud of being grabbed by a woman's ears in front of everyone, and even seemed to enjoy it.
This kind of person...... Probably belongs to the kind of scum who deserves to be crushed by a woman wearing thin-heeled shoes and stepping on the balls...... And when Li Guo came back to his senses, he happened to see Mo Chou also stretched out a small hand, quietly moving towards his ear, Li Guo was stunned at the time, seeing the hopeful expression on Mo Chou's face and the playful eyes of the surrounding group. He hesitated, he hesitated whether to pretend not to know, to let Mo Chou also play this kind of "little sweetness between lovers", after all, Li Guo is not disabled, he ...... a little bit of face, "Okay......" Li Guo finally made up his mind, and put his face to Mo Chou's hand: "Tap ......"
Suddenly, there was a dead silence in the noisy McDonald's, and all eyes were focused on Li Guo. His righteous and awe-inspiring appearance and unaware innocence really make people feel as if the world is collapsing.
"See." The disabled Zhijian pointed at Li Guo and rushed out of the sheath and said: "This is the wonder of the stuffy world, how small the uncle looks compared to him." ”
And Amber was already asleep, drooling on the table and drumbling like any cat, not even glancing at things that were not interested.
"It's not too early." Eminem stood up suddenly: "Thank you for your hospitality, and I pay you the highest respect. A person with a big heart, even if he is a prey, is worthy of respect. ”
The aristocratic gift of a foreigner made the people around him dizzy for a while. It's such a big gift to eat a fast food, so if you want to eat a meal of Quanjude, then you can't throw yourself to the ground? Everyone can't help but think that Li Guo and his gang are actually making funny movies...... At this time, Teresa also stood up, leaned over and kissed Li Guo on the head in front of everyone, and Li Guo didn't even react. Then, she took out a silver-white jar from her Mickey bag, opened it slowly, and poured the azure liquid inside onto Li Guo's head without saying anything...... Moment**...... Li Guo looked at Talissa with a smile and a smile on her face, her mouth open...... But he never said a word.
"May the door of truth be opened for you, and I, Teresa III, bless you in the name of the Holy Maiden, and may the Holy Spirit of heaven be with you. Even if it will be an enemy when it comes to goodbye, this does not prevent a young girl from admiring her. After Teresa finished reading it aloud, she leaned over and kissed the corners of Li Guo's lips: "May you go to heaven." ”
The corners of Li Guo's mouth twitched, although he knew that the corners of his mouth were the etiquette of foreigners, but in China's relatively traditional feudal cultural environment, this was like a kind of lustful thing. The entire McDonald's people, including the waiters and managers, stopped what they were doing and looked at Li Guo with their eyes open...... And...... What does it mean to say "may you go to heaven"? Bastard!
"Are there ninety-nine virgins in heaven?" Zhijian, who was disabled, suddenly and gradually asked: "You religious madmen, you are so boring. ”
Teresa had a serious expression: "The glory of truth is not to be profaned. As she spoke, she pointed to Mo Chou, the disabled eldest sister, and the eldest sister who was out of the sheath: "The sins of the three of you cannot be forgiven." Never go to heaven. ”
After speaking, she took out a cross from her bag and put it around Li Guo's neck: "I hope we are not enemies, you are the most polite man I have ever met." If I want to kill you, I'll close my eyes. May you rest in peace. ”
"No...... It's not ......" Li Guo reacted at this time: "What do you mean may I rest in peace...... I didn't take you to predict like that......"
Mo Chou and the eldest sister out of the sheath laughed insincerely, Mo Chou was a little better, the eldest sister out of the sheath laughed so much that she kicked off her shoes, and praised Mo Chou's Li Guo while holding her stomach was so cute...... Seeing the strange brother and sister walk away, Li Guo felt that his body was wet, and there was a strange fragrance, and he was very uncomfortable...... "This is holy water." Zhijian, who was disabled, took the unfinished burger in front of him, took a big gulp, and whispered as he ate: "Can you tell from the taste, it should be 82-year-old holy water." Oh, if this thing is sold to devout Jews, let alone more than a million, this is the tear essence of the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem. It seems that that little girl actually likes you very much. ”
Li Guo rubbed his nose and took the toilet paper handed by the waiter next to him: "It's too weird...... Cultural differences are really troubling...... If it weren't for the fact that I have a bit of culture, I would have been anxious for ordinary people. ”
"Blow you." The disabled Zhijian pursed his lips disdainfully, and then turned his head to look at the eldest sister out of the sheath: "Is there any news over there?" ”
The eldest sister shook her head: "The Demon Lock Tower was amnesty thirty minutes ago. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the disabled Zhijian suddenly slapped the table hard: "That little scratcher!" ”
"What's wrong?" Li Guo blinked and looked at the disabled Zhijian: "How did the Lock Demon Tower provoke you again?" ”
Disabled Zhijian looked around, then waved his hand: "Go back and say." ”
Li Guo nodded and patted Mo Chou's waist: "What about the birds?" ”
Mo Chou shook his head: "Just now they said they were going to the vegetable market to watch horror movies...... Mo Chou came over by himself because he wanted to give the sheath to buy clothes, and then when he came out of the sheath, he found that he was disabled, and Mo Chou followed to take a look. ”
After speaking, Mo Chou smiled sceitly: "The husband is not honest." ”
Li Guo was embarrassed: "How can there be dishonest...... Wait a minute...... You said that Sister Snow and Bird Zijing went to the vegetable market to watch horror movies? ”
"It's extremely ......" Mo Chou nodded very seriously: "Mo Chou doesn't understand ...... at all"
Li Guo covered his forehead: "I'm afraid they didn't go to see the chickens......
The disabled Zhijian was stunned for a moment, and his mouth lengthened: "It's really possible." ”
"Don't worry, you wait here." Li Guo shook his head helplessly: "They never bring a phone...... I'll look for it. ”
With that, Li Guo ran to the bathroom, then entered the spatial crack selection interface, and then stepped into the door belonging to Sister Xue...... Sure enough, as Li Guo expected, when Li Guo jumped out of the secondary space in full view of everyone, there was really no one in the crowded vegetable market who felt abrupt and surprised. This is actually a practical application of psychology, in the noisy illusion, the more distracted people's attention is, and there is no energy to pay attention to whether a person suddenly appears around them.
"Look...... You see. Bird Zijing and Sister Xue squatted on the ground, one watching people kill chickens, and the other watching people kill eels: "Look at the eyes of that chicken, it's so pitiful." ”
Sister Xue didn't speak, but she was already in tears...... Li Guo didn't know what expression to use now...... Zhijian, who was disabled, patted him on the shoulder from behind: "Laugh, just laugh." You should feel extremely honored to have such a lovely woman around...... It's true. ”
Li Guo tried his best to show a smile that was not as good as death, and then stood quietly behind the two of them, lit a cigarette to relieve his sorrows, and listened to the strange chat between these two fashionable girls dressed in light and wearing big sunglasses.
"Sister Xue, isn't it terrifying." Bird's voice trembled: "Empathy...... I now want to tie Li Guo to a stool and pluck him with asphalt. ”
Li Guo: "Poof......"
And Sister Xue shook her head and pointed to the basin selling eels next to her: "Look over there, with that knife, the entire spine has been removed, it's too cruel." And the sound of zrazla, my hairs stand on end......"
Li Guo sighed infinitely in his heart, a dragon god sister...... A golden-winged Dapeng bird, two together can kill Sun Wukong, and now he is actually squatting next to the vegetable market to watch people kill chickens. And not only watching, but also commenting, and tears streaming down my face after commenting...... Do you dare to be a little more boring?
And just when Li Guo was smiling and eavesdropping behind the two lovely girls. Not far from him, a middle-aged man selling sugar gourds had been staring at Li Guo's back with gloomy eyes.
Li Guo thought that no one had found out, but from the moment he appeared, this sugar gourd uncle, who had only half of his palm, had already discovered his abnormality.
And his sound hand, constantly pinching two walnuts, clicked.
"Sister Snow...... Don't look at it. It's bloody. I'm afraid ......" Bird Zijing rubbed on Sister Xue: "I'm going to sleep on Li Guo's bed tonight......"
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and then the hairs all over his body stood up excitedly...... Such a good thing? Toriko Sei is really too sensible...... Sister Xue shook her head and pointed to the deboned eel that was still writhing: "You say, how long will it live like this?" ”
"Little brother, a sugar gourd?" A middle-aged man pushing a cart walked up to Li Guo: "Fresh, orange or apple?" ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and found that the man's left hand was only half a palm, and he took out fifty yuan in the attitude of doing good deeds: "You can help me pick some, there are many children in the family." ”
And Li Guoyi spoke...... Bird Essence and Sister Snow trembled in unison......
(To be continued)