Chapter 201 There is no sword that is afraid of his wife, only a man who respects women
Regional cultural differences are a very delicate thing. According to traditional Chinese culture, Li Guo said that inviting them to dinner was completely a perfunctory remark. No matter what these two people say, they are hunters who came to hunt Li Guo, in the education that Li Guo received since he was a child, he never invited the enemy to dinner, this is a typical thing to repay grievances with virtue, Li Guo thinks that he is not stupid to this extent.
But Eminem, who was stunned, accepted Li Guo's perfunctory invitation without thinking about it, which made Li Guo feel very embarrassed...... What's even more embarrassing is that Talissa, who was abused by Mo Chou to be insincere, actually accepted it gladly, and politely asked Li Guo for a gift. This really made it difficult for Li Guo to ride the tiger, and it was full of a full sense of disobedience.
Amber stood aside, her smile revealing an inexplicable profundity, and grabbed Li Guo in the absence of the game console: "I know these two people." ”
Li Guozheng and the disabled Zhijian were concentrating on catching sharks next to a fishing machine, and after hearing Amber's words, they looked back at her quite innocently: "How did things turn out like this...... Let me invite you to dinner, and I will have to give you a gift. And then in a few days they will come back and stick a knife in me, no matter how you look at it, I have something wrong with my brain......"
"You don't understand." Amber smiled brightly and had the cunning of a cat: "These two men are the most famous butchers in the entire European Union. ”
As she spoke, Amber straightened up to Talissa, who was elated by catching the doll not far away: "This girl is actually not human. ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, looked sideways at Telisa, and found that except for her red hair and a foreigner's face, she didn't look like a human at all, and she was a very sweet flat-chested beautiful girl.
"Not human?" Li Guo looked at Amber suspiciously: "I also think it's strange that the person who was beaten by Mo Chou was not injured at all." Ordinary people are estimated to be able to step on Mo Chou with one foot. So what is she? ”
Amber eyes narrowed: "It's one of Adonai's ten wings, it's Hod, which is glory." ”
"What is adonai...... Li Guo was stunned by amber: "I don't understand religion...... The only thing I know is that the monk will say 'Amitabha' and the Taoist priest will shout 'Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable'...... But this was destroyed by Brother Shanyuan, and I haven't seen him call Amitabha Buddha......"
Amber looked at Li Guo's stupid appearance and felt that he was really cute. couldn't help rubbing his face on Li Guo's face: "It's so cute...... So cute......"
Li Guo blinked his eyes: "Where is the cute ......?"
"It's cute everywhere." Amber kissed Li Guo on the face in front of many people, and made a crisp sound of "wave": "Adonai is the Hebrew word for God." It is said that God has engraved these powers on the door of truth in order to manifest his ten powers, and no one who can attain anything can climb the wall of sighs. ”
"If you can't cross it, let the twelve Golden Saint Seiyas blow it up." Li Guo blinked in confusion, and then looked around: "Is there a Saint Seiya?" ”
Amber was stunned for a moment, then scratched her face: "Yes...... ......."
"Pegasus Meteor Fist? Yes? Li Guo immediately became energetic: "Seiya? Yes? ”
Amber was stunned, and the expression on her face that was still blowing in the spring breeze just now was immediately gloomy: "Li Guo!" You're looking for trouble. ”
After speaking, she snorted and shook off Li Guo, and ran to the side to watch others playing game consoles with blazing eyes.
"This is angry...... Li Guo glanced at the disabled Zhijian quite helplessly: "Why are you so surnamed?" ”
The disabled Zhijian flicked the cigarette ash, looked furious, and pointed at the electronic shark on the fishing machine: "This bastard has eaten more than 100 points from the uncle!" The old man fought with him! ”
Li Guo pinched his forehead and bumped his arm against Zhijian: "Talking to you." ”
"What?" Zhijian, who was disabled, raised his head and looked at Li Guo with a little dementia: "I'm hungry." ”
Where is the disabled Zhijian hungry, this is purely greedy, and watching him play electric like that, eighty percent is addicted. Li Guo predicts that if this continues, the Internet addiction control center will have an unprecedented number of humanoid weapons...... At this time, Eminem and Teresa also stood happily behind Li Guo after emptying a cupboard of dolls, waiting for Kaizi to invite him to dinner.
Today, Teresa and Eminem are both dressed in civilian clothes, not wearing their typical European-style religious trench coats, looking very much like ordinary people, but obviously, the aura on the two of them is really too powerful, let alone the little hooligans in the playground, even the security guards dare not pass by them. Especially Telisa, even if she is smiling, even if she looks sweet, but the murderous aura of her body can be clearly felt from a distance of five or six meters, and this murderous aura even surpasses that of the disabled Zhijian who is a murder weapon.
"Let's go, Mr. Lee." Telisa's voice was soft and rustling, typical of a pampered little girl: "I thank you for your lunch in advance, I don't know what gift you will give me later." ”
Li Guona couldn't cry or laugh. What kind of people are the most terrible? No matter how you lose your temper, you don't go up and don't change your color. So what kind of person is the most hateful? It's like this kind of woman who doesn't realize it at all and always thinks that the whole world owes her a few cents. Let's not talk about the cheekiness, just this shameless courage has completely convinced Li Guo.
"Good...... It's ......" Li Guo stood up and patted his hand: "Go to ...... for dinner"
Amber also walked over at this time, standing behind Li Guo, looking at Teresa and Eminem with a green glow in her eyes, and a slight snoring sound came out of her throat. It's like the virtue of a cat when she protects food, and even Li Guo doesn't know what kind of tantrum she is inexplicably extruding.
"What to eat?" The five of them walked out of the amusement city, and Li Guo looked at the sun still hanging in the sky: "It's hard to come on vacation......
"Teresa and I can't eat any red meat, we can't drink alcohol, we can't eat spicy food, we can't eat animal fats and offal, we can't eat out-of-season vegetables, we can't eat fermented food." Eminem counted with his fingers: "You can't eat any blood products, that's pretty much it." ”
You might as well die...... Li Guo sighed sincerely, these two people are obviously extremely cruel butchers, and they actually made themselves look like monks, this can't be eaten, that can't be eaten. Li Guo thought about it for a long time, and the only thing they could eat was KFC or McDonald's...... Of course, in order to avoid being discovered by the group of KFC-loving girls, Li Guo could only choose McDonald's...... It's a strange place where a strange uncle is standing at the door, everything in it is a dollar cheaper than KFC, and the coffee can be refilled indefinitely.
"This aunt next to her should be the legendary jumper, right?" Eating a vertical bar can't stop Telisa's mouth: "I remember that I started hunting you when I was fourteen years old. ”
Amber played with the food in her hand without saying a word, and the green light in her eyes flickered and dimmed. And the disabled Zhijian is feasting on the side, a Big Mac is not enough for three bites, a cup of hot willow juice is enough for him to take a sip. While eating, he shouted "refreshing", which frequently attracted the attention of the surrounding diners to such a handsome guy who looked like a hungry ghost.
"I said." Li Guo stepped on the foot of the disabled Zhijian: "Is it so difficult to see goodbye...... You can't make a face, oops. ”
The disabled Zhijian licked the salad dressing dripping on the back of his hand: "What the Sprinkle family wants is this kind of pleasure of eating meat and drinking wine in large pieces, who dares to stop me!" Who dares to stop me! ”
"Oops......" Li Guo covered his face, subconsciously moved his ass to Amber a few points, and left Zhijian far away, for fear that others would think that he was in a gang with this guy.
Eminem, on the other hand, was taking a sip of a glass of fresh milk: "Do you have any remorse for your crimes?" Sunday is a confession, and everyone has the right to repent. ”
This guy eats plum fruit and drinks plum fruit. In the end, he was greeted with a sentence of 'Do you guys know what's wrong', which made Li Guo really speechless, and he even wished that the bird spirit was here, so that the power of the bird spirit to run the train choked him to death.
"Brother Li, you're actually quite handsome. Flat head is the only criterion for testing handsome guys. Telisa's eyes kept wandering back and forth around Li Guo and the disabled Zhijian, and she took it upon herself to change Mr. Li Guo to Brother Li.
Li Guo was a little embarrassed to be praised like this, and hurriedly waved his hand and pointed to Zhijian: "He's handsome, he's handsome." ”
"He's not handsome." Theresa pouted: "There is a violent smell on the body, such a man is disgusting." ”
When the disabled Zhijian heard this, he became furious on the spot, and slapped his hand on the table: "Uncle, where am I disgusting?" Where is it disgusting! Uncle, I don't know how gentle it is, I don't know how many innocent little sword sisters got drunk in the arms of the uncle...... Embrace...... Embrace...... ......"
Before the disabled Zhijian finished speaking, the entire second floor of McDonald's suddenly sounded a distant and clear metal trill, as if he was beating a tight piece of iron, and the sound was sharp and harsh.
This voice made Zhijian's face suddenly turn white, and then there were big drops of sweat oozing out of his head...... Li Guo felt distressed when he saw it, this sweat drop was all aura...... The surging aura condensed into water vapor, judging from the energy conversion formula, just a few drops of sweat are enough for a Mazda6 to run from Yanjing to Shijiazhuang...... As the shrill chirp approached, Li Guo seemed to hear a strange and soft footstep.
and heartbeat...... Puff puff puff slowly approached.
Amber rolled her eyes and leaned over to Li Guo: "You're out of luck." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a bunch of handbags suddenly appeared in front of Li Guo...... Then the sound of the sword suddenly stopped.
"Xianggong...... I forgot to tell you...... Unsheathed will resonate with the disabled Zhijian. Mo Chou sat beside Li Guo lightly: "If you are disabled, you can hear it when you get out of the sheath." ”
The disabled Zhijian's face turned pale at that time, and then Mo Chou's expression changed, and he looked at the disabled Zhijian: "Congratulations." ”
"Shake like sifting chaff, ...... you" The voice of the disabled Zhijian sounded in Li Guo's head: "There are so many places to eat, you choose this one." You're playing with me, right? ”
After speaking, Zhijian, who was disabled, turned pale, and pointed at Li Guo with righteous words at Mo Chou's sword box: "It's him, it's him!" He faked his illness and tricked me out. You know, I'm just a saber...... Not...... No autonomy ......"
Mo Chou smiled, then his eyes suddenly sharpened, and then he lifted Erlang's legs extremely indecently, and his fingers buckled properly on the table: "Innocent little sword sister, huh?" Throw yourself into the hug, huh? Amorous sword, huh? ”
As soon as Li Guo saw it, he began to laugh, this time it was obvious that Mo Chou wanted to be a disabled person, and took the initiative to let go of the sheath on his body...... "You wait for me." The eldest sister out of the sheath suddenly stared at the disabled Zhijian, and then looked at Talissa: "I'm waiting here!" ”
After speaking, the eldest sister out of the sheath, that is, Mo Chou, walked into the bathroom.
"It's over." Li Guo spread his hands and patted the shoulder of the disabled Zhijian: "The temper of the eldest sister out of the sheath, you know." ”
The disabled Zhijian snorted coldly, and slapped his chest violently: "It's a big deal, it's a big deal, it's made of steel." Uncle is a gentleman, afraid of her...... She...... She ......"
Halfway through speaking, Zhijian, who was disabled, went limp. Because after the toilet door opened, in addition to Mo Chou, she was followed by a person about 1.7 meters tall, wearing a black lady's suit, an extremely neat ponytail, with a sassy Lei Peng, and thin and tightly closed lips giving people a mean and sharp feeling.
"I'll kill you!" The disabled Zhijian glanced at Li Guo viciously: "Who made you have such enough spiritual power?" Out of the sheath out of the ......"
Li Guo was full of grievances: "What does it matter to me......
But the eldest sister out of the sheath...... is really a big sister, especially the look of the two-handed arms, it is really cold to a realm, coupled with the side bangs that are not messy at all and the shiny stud on the ear, the murderous aura suddenly permeates, directly overpowering Talissa, who was sitting next to her with murderous energy. The murderous aura on her body is compared with that of the eldest sister out of the sheath, which is like a pool compared to Poyang Lake...... "Can I sit?" The voice out of the sheath was a little hoarse, but it made her taste and aura a step stronger, she just said hello casually, and sat down on the stool.
Compared with her, Mo Chou seemed to have become a docile little rabbit, sat down beside Li Guo very gently, hugged Li Guo's arm tightly with both hands, and whispered in front of him: "Xianggong, Mo Chou is not allowed to be damaged by this crippled Zhijian." ”
When Li Guo heard this, his eyes lit up on the spot, and then he immediately raised three fingers: "Promise Comrade Marx that I will never be damaged by my disabled will." ”
"That's what makes a good deal." Mo Chou tapped Li Guo's nose with his onion-like fingers: "We don't mix with the nasty embryos." ”
Li Guo nodded again and again. And the disabled Zhijian pointed at Li Guo: "You...... You...... You...... Angry old man......"
"Is it fun?" The eldest sister finally spoke: "I asked you if it was fun?" ”
The disabled Zhi Jian clearly pretended to be confused: "Ah...... Baby......"
"Don't divert the topic from me, let me ask you if it's fun?" The eldest sister out of the sheath was imposing: "You yourself know what you did." ”
When Li Guo heard this, he felt that there seemed to be something strange here. The eldest sister of the unsheath must not have lost her temper at him because she was disabled and Zhijian went to play games, there must be something strange happening here. And Li Guo's instinct, the first instinct is...... Disabled Zhijian, what did this guy do, I'm sorry for myself.
"Go back and talk about it...... Go back and say okay? The disabled Zhijian's eyes flashed: "Please, baby." ”
"Fuck off." The eldest sister out of the sheath scolded, and then her eyes looked at Talisa who was sitting on the side: "You, want to kill Li Guo?" ”
Teresa was stunned, then nodded firmly: "Yes!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the eldest sister picked up a straw from the table and inserted it directly into Telisa, who instinctively blocked it with the bag hanging beside her, but the straw suddenly broke through the leather bag and directly hit Teressa's head.
However, the eldest sister did not take any further action, but just withdrew her hand. He inserted the straw back into Li Guo's cup, and the whole process took less than 0.3 seconds, and almost no other diners reacted.
"Just you?" The eldest sister sneered: "You might as well go back as soon as possible and find a good person to marry, raise a few pigs in your hometown, and have a few children to live the rest of your life in peace." ”
"Uh-huh......" Li Guo nodded again and again, and took out five yuan from his pocket: "This is a bride price for you......"
Telisa's face turned pale and she didn't say a word, but she put away Li Guo's five yuan...... The reason why she didn't speak was because she knew what the thorn just now meant, this fierce-looking woman had just pierced Telisa's magic book with a plastic straw that had no aura at all...... This magic book is invulnerable, and it can even withstand the frontal piercing of the full version of the Longinus gun...... Now I've been stabbed in half by a small straw...... What kind of ability is this?
"Teach foreign friends, I have no opinion." The eldest sister looked at Li Guo: "If they dare to assassinate you again, I won't let them go." Zhijian is not recovering now, and I have a duty to help my man protect what he wants to protect. ”
At this time of the day, the disabled Zhijian is definitely the most vocal, but now, he just silently spits bubbles into the juice, lowering his head and not staring.
And Teresa and Eminem's faces were even more defeated, which was close to the ability to kill with one hit...... really entangled these two killers who have always been proud.
And Li Guo didn't say anything, and followed the disabled Zhijian, spitting bubbles into his coffee...... "Your name is Amber?" The eldest sister looked at Amber, who was almost asleep, and stretched out her hand: "It's nice to meet you, I once lost to your mother." ”
Amber blinked and shook her hand with the eldest sister's unsheathed: "me.too." ”
Zhijian, who was physically disabled, suddenly raised his head at this time, and his expression was extremely serious: "You lost to me." ”
The eldest sister was stunned for a moment, and then sneered: "I know, I know...... Silly. ”
The disabled Zhijian made an OK gesture to Li Guo, Li Guo looked at Mo Chou, and also made an OK gesture to the disabled Zhijian, and then the two began to communicate with the spiritual power of the special frequency band.
"When we go back, we will push each other." The disabled Zhijian's tone was very mysterious: "Otherwise, you won't have a good time." ”
"Understand ......" Li Guo nodded very seriously: "Male power is supreme." ”
But after two minutes, Telisa, who had not spoken, stood up and pointed her finger at the unsheathed eldest sister: "No matter how powerful you are, you will not stop my heart of judgment." Do you dare to accept Pandora's challenge? ”
As soon as this Pandora came out, the disabled Zhijian and the eldest sister out of the sheath squirted out of the drink together, spraying each other's faces...... And Li Guo seems to have heard the disabled Zhijian say: This Pandora is completely the eldest sister of the cottage out of the sheath......
(To be continued)