"The real druid appeared in Yucheng, Yun Province, and dozens of irascible elephants were appeased and rode away by him! 》

A story quickly appeared on the Internet.

Xiao Tang kidnapped dozens of elephants on the road, at least more than 500 people saw it, this year everyone has already had a mobile phone, many people have taken a photo, someone has already posted it on the Internet, but there has been no big V number reprint, this time grabbed the sofa Huohua Club classmates reprinted......

The video hits quickly soared to 100,000 and continued to rise!

"Really, is there such a big elephant?"

"The elephant's back can be spread on the table for a family dinner, and the advertisement for roasted corn in Shaxian County has been identified."

"Silly, don't look at who is the one who appeases the wild elephants!"

"I didn't expect that person to go home, I heard the wind before, he was going to Germany to participate in a cooking competition, I didn't expect the day to be close and come back......"

"Who the hell are you talking about?"

"How long have you not been online, Druid Tang has gathered low-key Internet celebrity Xiao Wang in the past two years, the ugliest ×× a family of four, and a scheming××...... and so on all the shortcomings of more than a dozen people and through the Internet, the salary of 20 million US dollars is not accepted, it is a waste of time, only he and the lion whisperer in the world can communicate with all animals friendly, but the degree of communication of the lion whisperer is obviously not as good as his ......"

Sometimes that's the case, Tang Hai used to feel that he was already a normal person, but he found that there were still people who thought he was different from ordinary people!

It's nothing, so many people don't know themselves!

It's really too difficult to brush his face to the level of Xiaoyanzi, and he is sometimes surprised to find that he can't even compare to Teacher Cang, Teacher Damu, and the goddess of leather pants......

As is the case in the United States, in the state of Washington, especially near Mount Rainier, his popularity is very strong. It can be said that it is known to all ages.

In China, in the southwest, especially in his hometown, his popularity is very strong, the original boss of Yucheng is Ma Wangye, and now many people say that he is him. Because there are many sister city cooperation projects, many people have made money. Many people are relatives of whom, and some of them have a marginal ball, so now some people joke that he is even paying Uncle Tiaozi's salary.

That is, all kinds of circles that have a relationship with Tang Hai know him, many people don't know, and more people don't pay special attention to his name when they hear about him, for example, everyone remembers that someone gave a lot of heart-shaped stone heirlooms, and a few remember that it was a big black cow?

Someone said before about Tang Hai, Druid Tang, and so on.

Then go and search, the taste is ......

"Damn! It's him! The world's number one zombie! ”

"That's all a misunderstanding."

"How many elephants do you have there?"

"Well, all of us here go to school on elephants. It costs 500,000 to raise an elephant. If you die, you will pay 1 million to the state. The man was telling a joke that had been circulated......

"What if you raise two elephants and give birth to a small one?"

"The state gives a subsidy of 500,000 yuan, but it takes two years for elephants to be pregnant, and the food is very expensive and difficult to take care of."

Over there, he's calculating how to make money by raising elephants, and he's fooling him to refresh the hot spots......

"Tang Hai used people to make fun again, and the foreign interview group was fooled away by him! 》

clicked and took a look, and someone secretly photographed Tang Hai being interviewed, holding a stack of money with a strange expression. It's like getting something that doesn't belong to you......

Then there was the interview with Tang Hai, who didn't seem to expect to ask himself. was stunned and said that he was an elephant baby......

It can be seen that Xiao Tang has thought deeply about some problems in the face, but his expression is very entangled, he just wants to play and earn some pocket money, and there are a series of problems! Finally, after careful consideration, Xiao Tang fooled the people of the foreign delegation away......

"Ouch. Hai Ye made another amazing move, this time he fooled people away, and others came to China in vain! ”

"I don't think they're that stupid to leave China to realize the problem."

"Won't this cause problems for China?"

"Now it's time to create trouble for the United States, don't worry. Hai Ye is very patriotic......"

"Lord Dinghai! Huang Zitao still needs emojis to be patriotic, and Hai Ye loves the country as long as he speaks! ”

The person who had just fooled the little brother wiped his cold sweat and left a message I went offline first, and the other party thanked him, and then continued to think about the road to getting rich by raising elephants......

Tang Hai originally came to Yucheng in the evening, but because of some delays, it was already more than 9 o'clock in the evening when he returned home.

Old Tang is too lazy to pick up Tang Hai, Tang Hai can call 300, can he use it to pick up?

Tang's father, Tang's mother, Tang Er, was watching TV, and the bodyguard lived in a small house next door, taking a three-light and one-dark protection method.

Old Tang's house was originally only a three-story small building, but now it has reached five floors, and the foundation is not enough, but Old Tang is worried......

Wuhua and Blackie were watching TV, when they suddenly stood up and screamed, and then they were very anxious to scratch the door.

"Dad, I'm back."

"Hehe, why is it only now...... to ......"

Old Tang looked at the black crowd at the door.

Malena, Jennifer, Lisa, Noon, Mary, Merlin, Chiyo, Aoi, Suzuko......

"Dad, it's the same group of people as last time."

“……”

I saw Lao Tang's hands rise and fall!

Tang Hai, the enemy of 10,000 people, is already lying on the ground!

"Three of them are black-haired and yellow-skinned! Do you think I'm face blind too? ”

"Hello uncle, hello aunt, Malena is here to play again!"

Old Tang still remembers Malena, although the little girl is the princess of the Mo Gang, but she really has nothing to say to the two elders.

This time Rose didn't come, but thinking that Tang Hai said on the phone that Rose was competing in Europe, Old Tang sighed in his heart, he probably knew Rose's thoughts......

The two elders were about to smile and beckon everyone in, when suddenly, a long nose stuck out from the crowd!

"Elephant!"

The response was a cheerful elephant chirping!

Tang's father and Tang's mother were so frightened that they were about to fall back, Tang Hai and Tang Er quickly protected one by one!

The little elephant's eyes were crooked, and he grinned a 'smile'......

This is the reason why Tang Hai delayed time, dozens of elephants relied on him, and they actually followed all the way!

Now the elephant herd is arranged in the newly built panda reserve in the past two years, and the wild boars are also together, I just thought that there was going to be a conflict, after all, the panda has been the uncle for a long time, waiting for people to pay tribute every day, and the three fats are the bosses......

However, as soon as he saw the wild elephant king Hercules, he immediately prostrate, and he was defeated, and the three fats lay on the ground without hesitation, this is a pig who has seen the power of elephants.

The big guys are still very easy to settle, but the baby elephant has been sticking to Tang Hai, and in the end Tang Hai has no choice but to bring it over to play, and the strange thing is that neither the elephant mother nor the elephant king has hindered it.

After arranging for people to rest, Tang Hai turned on the TV to watch, mainly to see how many stations he could receive.

The 200-kilogram baby elephant walked curiously in the house, and finally seemed to have a strong interest in TV, and watched the program with small eyes......

…… (To be continued.) )