Chapter 785: The King of the Trench
The baby elephant slept very quietly and could fall asleep standing up, but after finding Wuhua's kennel, he went up on his stomach, and Wuhua was so anxious that he screamed, and in the end Tang Hai had to bring a quilt and pile it in the corner, and the baby elephant happily went to sleep......
It is very chaotic in the southwest, and many things are not managed in place, Tang Hai feels that he is quite knowledgeable, and he has been asked to lift his sleeves and look at his arms many times before because he is too thin......
I've seen it annoyed and was directly knocked down by plainclothes at the train station.
I have seen the Belvedere strips travel around the car.
I have seen someone steal the young son of the falcon to fry it to eat in order to cure hemorrhoids, and then was retaliated by pecking blind and tearing off half of the scalp...... There are hemorrhoids with anal Tai! If it is useful to eat the young son of the eagle falcon, most of the chickens are also used, who believes it!
I have seen the four seasons like spring when I was a child.
I've seen dirty pandas stealing feed.
Now standing at the top of the stairs and watching the baby elephant sleep on his stomach, Tang Hai has never seen an elephant want to play in the human world, it is estimated that he trusts himself, and the elephant's father and mother let the baby elephant play with him, and then he came to the human world.
The little thing is sleeping soundly now, and I don't know what good dreams I dreamed of?
Tang Hai was about to go back to his room to rest when he saw Ma Lena standing at the door.
"My stomach hurts a little today, tell me a story......
Lori's date Tang Haidu memorized it specially! Of course, he is not a pervert, but this is one of Malena's weapons and must be guarded against.
At this time, Rose was competing in Europe, and only Marlena followed her back to her hometown to get some things, if she would see her coming out of her room the next day......
"I don't know how to tell stories."
"Marlena knows, so, Marlena is going to tell you a story......" Marlena took out her hand behind her back, Grimm's fairy tale......
"Or do you want to see this?" Malena took the book and there was another one on the back. × futon!
Tang Hai's pupils widened violently, and he said why his book suddenly disappeared
"I don't want to hear stories either."
Under Malena's resentful gaze, Xiao Tang paused at the door, and finally walked into the room.
The night was very cold, and the little Lori was drinking with water.
She was so young that no one in the family would give her alcohol. However, drinking is such a thing, in fact, everyone is drunk without alcohol, and people who are sober cannot drink it, and people who are sin will get drunk slowly when they drink water.
Unlike wine, only those who drink it know that wine will get warmer and warmer the more you drink, so lonely people will drink it to warm their hearts, and couples also have the habit of drinking red wine to warm up.
Merlin looked at his goddaughter with some distress, and finally walked over. But she found that Lori's eyes were sharp, which was different from what she imagined, and it was really a child of the Gamboa family, even if it was the one who escaped, it was not fragile......
Next.
Xiao Tang got up to cook, and the breakfast in the village was generally a big pot of vermicelli, pork, sausage, and pork liver. Add some self-made chili sauce to warm up.
Tang Da didn't show off his cooking skills again this time. According to the usual practice, a large pot is served, and it is also delicious with mille-feuille meat.
After eating, I went out to find Tang Er, others were followed by puppies, and the two of them were followed by baby elephants, so the rate of turning back, especially the baby elephants, was still very small. Hairy ......
That's right!
The baby elephant actually has hair! Its father is bald, and it actually has hair! Tang Hai seems to have found the reason why it is too weak and squeamish!
The baby elephant first entered the human world, and was full of strong curiosity about everything, and wanted to eat something from other people's fields but was stopped by Tang Hai. It actually loves to eat bamboo shoots......
The ancestors of elephants were very short-lived, and they died in more than ten years, this is because their teeth grow together, and when all the teeth are worn out, that is, it is time to die, Tang Hai finally understood why it is so expensive to see a dentist......
The teeth of modern Asian elephants grow in turns, growing every few years, Xiao Tang watched the baby elephant eat bamboo shoots, and sure enough, as Jennifer said to him before, the baby elephant will only eat on the same side......
The little guy seemed a little shy, so he ate it quickly, and then found a place to take a dip......
Tang Hai heard that an elephant beast trainer was buried by a bubble, and he didn't know if it was true, but just looking at the formation of this little guy, he could feel that it should be quite scary......
When he arrived at the basketball court in the village again, Tang Hai picked up a ball with the children, and looked at Tang Er strangely as he turned the ball.
"Brother, you are obviously from a guard background, why did you suddenly become Tang Buchuan?"
Tang Er is even stranger than Tang Da.
"Brother, didn't you teach me to beat other people's weaknesses? I'm better than my opponent on the court, so that's definitely for me to attack! I often watched my teammates go two-on-one and still have an advantage over me, so I just came hard. ”
Tang Hai somewhat understood what Tang Er meant......
His perception of basketball is very simple, what will happen to Tang Er in the end, then his coach and fans will be worried......
"Play?"
"I can't ask for it!" Tang Er's face was full of murderous aura.
It turned out that the murderous aura on his face was useless, Tang Er was shaved by Tang Hai again under the gaze of many children in the village, because Tang Hai made too many small movements, and he couldn't do it if he wanted to......
The little elephant just watched the two of them play basketball and had a good time, and at this time, when no one picked it up, he happily went to roll the basketball with his nose and slowly walked over to shoot the basketball...... Then it found itself more popular than the two big brothers......
Tang Er sat on the ground, waiting for Tang Hai's comments with an expectant expression......
Tang Hai only knew that Tang Er was faster, stronger, and higher than before! I almost fooled him with a feint!
However, it was almost useless, Tang Dayi was a Super Saiyan when he broke out, but he didn't know how to say what Tang Er wanted to hear......
"That, basketball is a confrontational game, and the technique depends on the shooting and dribbling that has been tempered thousands of times, and the eyesight is practiced, which can only be understood and cannot be spoken......
Tang Er nodded seriously.
"But a lot of people don't know how to practice! You see! ”
Tang Hai jumped lightly and grabbed the railing......
Just like there are convex stairs in the air, Xiao Tang walks in the air, and his hands follow the movement.
Then he grabbed a pillar of the basketball hoop with both hands, and the whole person stood horizontally, like a flag......
What's even more unfortunate is that after he landed, he went around the top of his head with both hands to grab the straight pole, and then the whole person left the ground and slowly became 'sleeping in the air'......
"These are what can be done after obtaining physical strength, which belongs to the basic endurance of muscles, and explosive training is not urgent, I think if you can do these things at your weight, it is estimated that your strength will be greater than that of O'Neal at the peak."
"Then big brother, how do you practice this?"
"I'll teach you a basic crow move. Many movements are very damaging to the joints, remember to drink bone broth every day. ”
Squat down with your hands on the ground, your feet slowly off the ground, your knees on your elbows.
Tang Erru obtained the sword spectrum to ward off evil spirits, and hurriedly tried it too!
Tang Er can't do it!
A group of kids can't do it either!
An elephant chirped, the baby elephant did it, and the fat ass rose! A cheerful smile!
While Tang Hai was playing with the children here, Malena took Lisa to pass by Lily's house.
"They guess they're playing basketball, can they go together? They play theirs, we play ours. Malena smiled and looked at Lily, who was feeding the chickens.
At night, the kitchen of the old Tang's house.
"I know what you're coming back for." Old Tang turned his back to Tang Hai with his hands behind his back.
"Yes, Daddy, I need the dream oil at home."
"This pot of oil was passed from your grandfather to your grandfather, and then from your grandfather to me, and now I pass it to you. This pot of gutter oil has a history of 70 years, which is longer than the previous pot of 50 years, so you can use it to let foreigners see the deliciousness of Chinese food! ”
…… (To be continued.) )