A week later...... For the past week, Li Guo has been undergoing hellish special training. Staying in the house all day long, studying, eating, sleeping, and waiting for killers, Bird Zijing has become a professor of gangsterism, instilling various gangster philosophies and gangster management in Li Guo with a godfather's attitude.

There are no textbooks for these academics, but most of them are summarized by Bird Zijing in her career, as one of the three perverted families, she is fully qualified to be Li Guo's teacher.

Brother Shanyuan's unlucky one was recalled to Da Lei Yin Temple to be punished, but the night owl also went with him, and Haiyan smuggled back to Yuben yesterday through the relationship of Bird Spirit, and Bird Spirit's house also changed back to its original appearance because no one took care of it.

"Why hasn't the killer come yet...... Li Guo wore a pair of ugly glasses to protect his eyesight, and while writing a test paper made by Bird, he looked up and asked: "It's been a week." ”

Bird Zijing is dressed in a professional suit, wearing a suit and a short skirt, her hair is tied behind her back, and she has the style of a successful woman: "You are not allowed to talk to each other during the exam." ”

"I ......" Li Guo was very helpless, so he could only silently bow his head and continue to write those seemingly endless test papers.

This is not to blame Bird Zijing for being strict, after all, when Li Guo went to participate in the second session of the annual meeting, he made the big guys laugh as soon as he spoke, and in the end, it was not the Eight King Kong and Bird Er who came out to press the scene, Li Guo's joke became big. And the bird-laying bird two truthfully reported these things to the birdie spirit.

So Bird Zijing began to repair Li Guo with the mentality of hating iron and not steel.

"Well, for your pathetic sake." Bird Zijing put his arm on Li Guo's shoulder, and while looking at his answer sheet, he said: "There are four or five days before the New Year, and killers all over the world will not take over business during the New Year and New Year." ”

"The world of China?" Li Guo turned his head and asked, "Foreign killers do the same?" ”

"That's right, the Chinese killer doesn't take business during Christmas." Bird Zijing shrugged: "Everyone has to have a good vacation, and the killer also has annual leave." ”

Li Guo nodded as if he understood: "Then why hasn't that lily ever appeared?" ”

"I said...... Do you have any common sense? The bird spirit pressed her head hard with her pointed chin: "You killed one of her clones last time, that is not a puppet, it is a real doppelganger." You are equivalent to cutting off a piece of meat from someone's body, and you have to recuperate for more than a month after breaking the abdomen, not to mention the damage to the original spirit. ”

Li Guo let out an "oh" and continued to bow his head to write the test paper, but he didn't write two words, he suddenly raised his head again: "What are the three major families, I have asked you several times." ”

Bird Zijing pulled a rocking chair from the side, put his legs on Li Guo's legs, and said slowly: "The Zhu family is a remnant of the Ming Dynasty and is very rich. You know my words, that is, a mixed society. As for the Li family, it has always been very mysterious, and their head of the family has never appeared, even if they see the president and other heads of the family are several servants to meet. But no one has ever dared to do anything to them, and it is said that the Li family has a guardian beast. But it's all rumors. ”

Li Guo touched his chin: "That's definitely not my family, my family doesn't have a guardian beast, I had a few cats when I was a child, and I ran away with other cats when I was in spring." ”

"Don't interrupt." Bird Zijing kicked Li Guo with his little feet: "In the Xianfeng period, there was a small family that wanted to fight the Li family's idea, and rushed the Li family's mansion with a foreign gun, and the next day the head of the family was hung on the city gate building with his bare buttocks. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Killed?" ”

The bird spirit laughed and slapped his thigh: "It would be nice if I killed it, I just pulled it out and hung it, and there were two words written on my butt with a brush." ”

"What word?" The more Li Guo listened, the more energetic he became.

"Stupid ......" Bird Zijing seemed to think of the tragic situation at that time, and laughed and panted: "Isn't it your style?" ”

Li Guo also laughed on the side: "It's true." And then? ”

"It's a fart, after that patriarch is put down, guess what." Bird Zijing pretended to ask Li Guo mysteriously: "Guess quickly, guess quickly." ”

Li Guo touched his chin: "Committed suicide?" What a shame. ”

"No, no, no." Bird Zijing wrinkled her nose and disgusted that Li Guo was not creative: "Guess again." ”

"Nerves?" Li Guo thought for a while: "Eighty percent ......"

Bird Zijing suddenly sighed twice and shook his fingers: "I am loyal to the Li family, the key is that the Li family doesn't want it, how big do you say this is." At that time, the Zhu family and the Li family were not very compatible and often got on the bar, but then I didn't know what happened, and the Zhu family moved directly to Italy and never came back. At that time, the only family in Chinese mainland was the Li family. ”

Li Guo twisted the nose of the bird spirit: "Aren't you also there?" ”

"I'm not like their kind of family, I don't have a home after all." Bird Zijing spread out his hands indifferently: "But then the Li family disappeared inexplicably, and only legends are left on the rivers and lakes." Some people say that they feel that they have nothing to love and commit suicide collectively, while others say that it is because they have experienced enough of the mundane world and have gone away. Anyway, they just disappeared, but you see, they disappeared for almost forty years before the Zhu family dared to touch the mainland of the motherland again, how much deterrent power is this? ”

Li Guo let out a long hum: "That...... What about you, what about you. In fact, I think the most mysterious thing is you. ”

Bird Zijing looked Li Guo up and down: "Do you want the old lady to take off and show you a circle?" The most ** wings of the old lady are like you, how do you want to know? inside the old lady too? ”

"I'll wipe ......" Li Guo was scolded out of thin air, and his face was blank: "Am I wrong......?"

As soon as Bird Zijing heard Li Guo's apology, her face suddenly calmed down, and she touched Li Guo's face: "This is a good baby." ”

"Don't do that?" Li Guo shook off the bird spirit's hand: "How embarrassing is this?" ”

At this time, Mo Chou walked in from outside with a bowl of sago porridge, put the porridge in front of Li Guo, and hugged his neck from behind: "Xianggong, take it while it's hot, you have gray hair these days." ”

"You can't eat during the exam!" Bird Zijing didn't say a word, snatched the porridge on the table, swallowed Li Guo's wrinkles with a snort, and wiped his mouth: "Keep writing!" ”

Li Guo and Mo Chou looked at the domineering and powerful Bird Zijing dumbfounded, and didn't say a word for a long time. And Torikoi took out another stack of rolls from the bag next to the chair: "This is your winter vacation homework." ”

"......" Li Guo wanted to cry without tears: "So much? ”

"Of course, you will be in power after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month." Toriko's face was arrogant: "As a person with the task of great revival, you know what to do. ”

Mo Chou also took a stubble on the side: "Suffering its mind, straining its muscles and bones, starving its body and skin, emptying its body, and being able to do what it wants, it is the same." ”

After speaking, Mo Chou was also stunned, and smiled a little apologetically: "Oops...... Mo Chou remembered badly, the last two sentences are the ...... in the Bo Ruo Heart Sutra"

Then Mo Chou's eyes suddenly lit up: "By the way, just now Mo Chou answered Sister Xue's call, and she said that she would arrive at noon today." ”

When Li Guo heard this, he was also very happy: "Sister Doctor is finally back...... Someone can finally cure the birds. ”

But the bird essence smiled suspiciously: "Are you happy?" Are you happy? She's back, and you have to add another class, and the winter vacation homework is suddenly doubled. When you look gentle when Sister Xue, are you really gentle? ”

Li Guo felt a sudden chill in his heart, and immediately thought of the queen's heart hidden under Sister Xue's gentle appearance. The woman looked like a mountain spring under a waterfall, but in fact, it was really a thousand feet deep in the Peach Blossom Pool.

While Li Guo shuddered, Bird Zijing also added fuel to the fire: "You are still ready to drown gently in that sweet and greasy 'brother', I can't help you." ”

Mo Chou also nodded again and again: "Mmmm, Mo Chou can't do anything." ”

"Don't irritate me like that." Li Guo grabbed his hair in a mess: "I'll write it later, I'll bully Xiaoxin first." ”

As he spoke, Li Guo got up angrily, walked outside to the little new girl who was watching a TV shopping channel with the landlord's sister, and squatted down. A gloomy face: "Little new new ......"

"What are you doing...... the little new girl subconsciously shrank back: "Dad, don't put on such a face." ”

Li Guoshen asked mysteriously, "What are you most afraid of?" ”

"Auntie, Aunt Xue." The little new girl is indeed smart, and after answering Li Guo, she suddenly trembled: "Dad...... You don't tell me......"

"That's right, your Aunt Xue is coming back." Li Guo shook his head: "It should be Teacher Xue." ”

"Don't...... No. The little new girl suddenly rolled on the ground: "I don't want to do my homework...... I don't want to write homework ......"

Li Guo suddenly laughed and sat on the carpet: "Your aunt and grandmother haven't asked you to do your homework, are you still afraid of her now?" ”

"Daddy!" Xiaoxin's expression changed, and she became extremely serious: "You send me to my aunt, okay!" ”

"That's not good, your aunt and grandmother are very busy at work during this time." Li Guo smiled: "I will tell Sister Xue that you haven't done your homework at all during this time." ”

"Ah......" The little new girl was full of excitement, and looked at Li Guo with a hateful face: "Dad, why are you doing such a thing!" Can't you bear to see a lovely little girl like me being blamed? ”

Li Guo sighed and touched the little new girl's head: "There's no way, you can't bear to be a person as big as me, and I'm told that I don't need to work, and I haven't done my homework......"

When the little new girl heard this, she became furious, and she rolled on the ground with a splash. cried and loudly reprimanded Li Guo for not protecting the underage girl.

The landlord's sister, who was eating a mess of snacks from birds, was staring at the cosmetics ad on TV and said, "Have you two made enough trouble?" ”

Li Guo snorted: "It's enough trouble, and my heart is much more relaxed." ”

"I'm looking for a job." The landlord's sister didn't even look at Li Guo: "It's too boring to be idle." I was uncomfortable being raised by a man. ”

Li Guo sat on the sofa and tied the strap of the landlord's sister's pajamas: "Then you have to wait for the end of the New Year, there are still a few days left, why bother." ”

"After the New Year, I estimate that the monsters of the Fourth Research Institute will come to me and Xiaoxin." The landlord's sister sighed: "You said you would protect me." ”

Li Guo made an ok gesture: "If there are too many lice, it's not itchy, come and count one, it's all a matter anyway." ”

After speaking, Li Guo shouted to Bird Zijing and Mo Chou, who were chatting about strange topics in the house: "Teacher Bird, stop for an afternoon class in the afternoon, I'm going to buy New Year's goods." ”

When I heard about buying New Year's goods, the most excited thing was not the little new girl, but the sword fairy, she came out of the room and poked Li Guo with an arrow: "Xianggong, when will you leave!" ”

Li Guo looked around and said, "You like to buy New Year's goods so much?" ”

"yes, yes." Mo Chou's face flushed with excitement: "Once a year." You can set off firecrackers, wear new clothes, and watch fireworks. ”

Li Guo was silent, he never knew that Mo Chou still loved the New Year so much like a child. Since the age of 20, he has felt that the Chinese New Year is more like a routine task, except to go home to see his parents, there is nothing meaningful to do, not to mention participating in the world's largest population migration every year, the tragic situation can be imagined.

And what's even more fucking is the annual class reunion, Li Guo was not as happy at the beginning, but whenever there is a class reunion, he will be pulled over by the hard surname as a back, plus Li Guo is stuffy, every time he shrinks in the corner like a minion to watch those people in the school or babble or kiss me, open your mouth and close your mouth is 'Last year, I used 30,000 yuan to copy gold and made thousands. Or, 'I invested more than 100,000 yuan in the property market last year, and I made as much as I made.' ’

Li Guo is reluctant to ridicule out loud, 30,000 pieces of gold, only a few dozen grams, can earn thousands, do you really think that gold is Sinopec stock? And the outrageous hundreds of thousands of copyists, then your mother bought a single-compartment public toilet in the suburbs, right?

As soon as he said it, the fragile classmates' feelings fell apart directly, and when they met a brain-dead, they would laugh at Li Guo for not being knowledgeable and incompetent, and he could only sell bicycles for the rest of his life, and he was unemployed...... Do you really have the ability to spend 30,000 yuan to copy gold...... Copy your sister's copy...... Thinking of this, Li Guo couldn't help but cover his forehead: "It's so unfortunate......"

"What?" Mo Chou's big watery eyes showed dazedness: "What a misfortune." ”

"Leave him alone." The landlord's sister pouted and smiled: "Who knows what he's thinking again." ”

Mo Chou sighed, put aside the strange Li Guo, walked straight into the room, and after a while, he changed into a young and beautiful winter windbreaker and came out, and walked around in front of Li Guo: "Xianggong, is this dress still suitable?" ”

"Yes." Li Guo got up and helped Mo Chou turn over his collar: "You can wear anything appropriately." ”

"Xianggong knows what to say." Mo Chou said this, but his expression was full of happiness: "Then so be it." ”

At this time, the bird spirit also came out of the room. But his face was full of sorrow.

"What kind of expression do you have?" Li Guo glanced at the bird spirit: "You're going to lay eggs too?" ”

Torikoshi sighed, and her voice trembled a little: "Are you really going to your house for the New Year?" ”

Li Guo nodded as a matter of course: "My family is quite big, so I should live in it." Anyway, my mom and dad are better talkers than me. ”

"I'm ......nervous," Toriko took a deep breath, "I wasn't so nervous back then......

The landlord's sister glanced at Toriko in surprise: "It's not the new daughter-in-law who meets her parents, why are you nervous?" ”

"You know the." Bird Zijing sat on the arm of the sofa: "After so many years, this is the first time, how can you not be nervous." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment: "Do you want to call Bird Er?" ”

", she's a migratory bird." Toriko shrugged: "She is probably sitting on the plane to the tropics at this point." ”

"When we go in the afternoon, let's buy a train ticket by the way, Spring Festival...... It's horrible. Li Guo shuddered: "It is estimated that there is no ticket at this time." ”

Bird Zijing's eyes lit up suddenly, and he took out the phone and dialed a number directly: "Old Seven, before five o'clock in the afternoon, rent a plane." Small is fine. Anyway, you can take off before the Chinese New Year's Eve. ”

After putting down the phone, Bird Zijing shook the mobile phone in his hand as if showing off: "Money is a trivial matter, isn't it just a charter plane." I can't use up all my money, and I can buy you almost three or five hundred thousand Vietnamese brides. ”

"Multi-...... How much? Li Guo was stunned: "Your standard for measuring money is so strange......"

Mo Chou came out of the room again at this time, carrying a bright little Hermes leather bag in his hand, carrying her sword box behind his back, and at first glance he was ready to go out.

"Don't worry...... It's only ten o'clock, are you in a hurry? Li Guo looked Mo Chou up and down: "You don't need to take it out of the sheath......

"Out of the sheath said that she wanted to go to the temple fair." Mo Chou spread out his hand: "Out of the sheath and said that Mo Chou would help her buy some engine oil, and she would take care of it......"

"Really...... It's a bad fun. Li Guo covered her forehead: "You asked her what brand of lubricant she liked......

Mo Chou was stunned for a moment: "Out of the sheath said that it would be the most expensive." ”

At this moment, the doorbell suddenly rang. And the little new girl suddenly shivered, climbed behind the sofa and shrank up.

As soon as Li Guo saw her appearance, he knew who was coming. So he got up and walked to the door, took a deep breath and opened the door.

"Huan ......"

Halfway through his words, he swallowed the rest of the words. Because Sister Xue at the door, her original snow-white skin was tanned except for a circle around her eyes where she wore sunglasses. The silver-white hair on his head was also tied into strands of braids. Dressed in camouflage canvas, she carried a large backpack that was many, much wider than her on her back.

"Brother!" After Sister Xue saw Li Guo, she immediately smiled: "I'll bring you souvenirs." ”

After she walked into the house, she saw the little new girl who was shrunk in the crack: "Xiaoxin, are you done with your homework?" ”

"......" the little new girl shrunk herself tighter.

(To be continued)