"Second meeting, nice to meet you." The black-bone chicken version of Sister Xue stretched out her hand to the landlord's sister: "You should be Xiaoxin's mother." ”

The landlord's sister was stunned, and she also reached out to shake Sister Xue's shallow hand, and pointed at Li Guo: "I slept with him." ”

"Puff ......" Li Guo, who was drinking tea, sprayed all the water on the computer monitor in one gulp.

Is this an exclusion of dissent...... Li Guo's mind didn't turn this corner for a long time...... This sentence made the atmosphere in the room suddenly embarrassing for a few seconds, but after all, Sister Xue is a very clear person, but her voice was a little quieter: "That's my brother's private matter, I have no right to interfere." ”

Li Guo knew that Sister Xue's blushing must be blushing, but her current complexion couldn't see the change in her face at all.

After a short period of embarrassment, Mo Chou became lively again, jumping up and down the room looking for travel utensils, such as multi-functional sabers, hemostatic drugs for survival in the wild, and so on.

"Mo Chou, what are you doing?" Li Guo stopped Mo Chou, who was so excited that he got carried away: "Are you going to Shennongjia?" ”

Mo Chou looked very serious: "Xianggong, the book says that we must be fully prepared for travel, we have a large number of Mo Chou cannot be all-encompassing, in case of an accident, self-help must be timely." ”

"You taught her?" Li Guo glanced sideways at Bird Zijing: "It's very good......

Torikojing shook her head and pointed to the little new girl in the gap of the sofa: "The little girl who didn't do her homework taught, and now the two of them get together every day to study strange things." ”

"It's really good...... Li Guo wiped the water on the screen and stood up: "Sister Xue, are you tired?" ”

Sister Xue shook her head directly: "The concept of fatigue has left me for many years. Are you going out? ”

"Yes, I'm going out to buy New Year's goods, and then I'm ready to pack up and go home for the New Year." Li Guo scratched his head: "Are you going with me this year?" ”

"Me?" Sister Xue put down her big bag: "Is it okay?" ”

Bird Zijing hugged Sister Xue from behind: "Of course you can, of course you can, he wants to open a harem now, the more girls, the better, Sister Xue, do you still have a sister?" Let's pull it all together. ”

"Harem ......" Li Guo stiffly twisted his head: "I'm under a lot of pressure......"

"That's right." Sister Xue pondered for a moment: "Sister, I don't have ...... Can...... But I can incarnate outside the body, and I can appear at most four at the same time, that should be enough, right? ”

"You...... Sister Xue, don't make fun of me. Li Guo smiled bitterly: "I'm embarrassed." ”

Torikoshi rolled her eyes: "You also know the word embarrassing?" IQ is good. ”

Sister Xue didn't continue to mess around with them, and sat on the sofa and began to take out souvenirs from her big bag.

Her big bag seemed to turn into a big Doraemon bag at this moment, and strange things kept jumping out of it, from food and handicrafts to folding bows, flying around, and the most terrifying thing was that she also found four or five daggers made of bones from the bag.

These messes were all over the floor, and Sister Xue sat in the middle and began to churn.

"It's yours." Sister Xue was rummaging and finding out what met everyone's taste: "This is my brother's." ”

What Li Guo got was a small pendant of pure gold, which seemed to be a snake with a very twisted appearance, and the eyes of the snake were clearly diamonds, and Li Guo estimated that Sister Xue would definitely not pick up these things at the stall outside Dongzhi Gate.

"Don't worry, don't worry." Sister Xue held a long, crooked thing wrapped in snake skin in her hand: "This is for you, ivory scimitar." ”

Mo Chou took the scimitar, thanked him sweetly, and then couldn't wait to untie the snake skin outside, and after seeing the milky white and slightly yellowed tooth knife inside and carved with exquisite patterns, Mo Chou let out a long hum: "Beautiful!" ”

And the bird spirit was assigned an extremely cute bird-shaped doll made of unknown materials, and it seemed that she liked it very much, and she would never let go of it when she held it.

"It's yours, I think you'll like it...... I don't know much about you yet. Sister Xue handed a set of daggers made of large and small bones to the landlord's sister: "If you don't like it...... Next time there will be a chance to change it for you. ”

"Give...... For me? The landlord's sister seemed to be very surprised, and looked at Sister Xue in a daze: "Happy...... Like. ”

And the only ignored little new girl present probed her brain out of the crack in the sofa, crawled behind Sister Xue, and looked like saliva was flowing to her chest, but she didn't dare to speak.

"Trade your homework." Sister Xue took out a transparent and extremely beautiful purple crystal kitten from her pocket: "If you don't have homework, you won't give it." ”

The little new girl was in a hurry at that time, and she reached out to grab it. But how could she be Sister Xue's opponent, she was easily defeated without any suspense. Suddenly looked at Li Guo with tears in his eyes, and the grievances in his big eyes were like a flooding river.

"Snow, don't tease her. I'm about to cry. Li Guo took out the kitten from Sister Xue's hand, stuffed it into Xiaoxin's hand, and gave Xiaoxin's sister a look, telling her to run quickly.

"Brother, you can't spoil children like this." Sister Xue shook her fingers: "It will be troublesome for children to be spoiled." ”

Li Guo didn't care at all: "It's okay to spoil it, and you will harm other handsome guys in the future." ”

Saying that, Li Guo looked at the various foods on the ground, and asked curiously, "These things don't seem to be cheap, right......?"

"It doesn't cost anything." Sister Xue smiled and said, "The people over there are simple, treat them, and they don't need money to say that they are good." But they left all kinds of things at your door overnight and returned them to them, and they said that it was an insult to return the gift. We had to bring it all back. ”

"And this kind of thing...... Li Guo touched his head: "Sister Xue, do you want to take a break in the afternoon or go out with us to buy New Year's goods?" ”

"Together, of course." Sister Xue stood up: "I'll go take a bath first." ”

After saying that, she ran barefoot into the bathroom of the bird spirit, looking quite resolute.

"Do you think Sister Xue has changed a little?" The bird spirit suddenly said mysteriously: "Now I don't blush when I speak." ”

Li Guo shrugged: "It's obviously deliberately tanned, and the blush will have a chain reaction." I can't see the blush now, but of course I'm much more cheerful. ”

"Ouch, yo, yo." Bird Zijing snorted in her mouth: "Professor Li Guoguo, an expert with a female surname, can you help me treat my illness, I didn't come to that last month." ”

Li Guo was stunned suddenly: "This is gynecology...... You're eighty percent pregnant. ”

"I said, even if I am pregnant, I am eighty percent pregnant with you." Bird Zijing stepped on Li Guo's back barefoot: "Who knows what you did when I was sleeping, you pervert." ”

"......" Li Guo was a little messy by Bird Zijing: "I asked you to provoke you?" ”

The bird snorted, turned around and walked in the direction of the bathroom, and said as she walked: "I'll go and see if Sister Xue is all black, bare ass basking in the sun, I have always wanted to do it." ”

At the moment when Bird Zijing opened and closed the door, Li Guo's eyes suddenly penetrated through the crack in the door, and he accidentally ...... "It's really dark all over...... Li Guo said to himself: "The African sun is really vicious." ”

At this time, Sister Xue's screams were also heard in the bathroom.

"Xianggong, this knife is very good as a plaything." At this time, Mo Chou, who had been playing with the knife for a long time, suddenly threw the ivory knife into the air, and then let it gorgeously pull a sword flower in the room: "But if you want to turn lethality, it really doesn't work." ”

Li Guo let Mo Chou's legs hang down from his shoulders, and leaned on Mo Chou's soft thighs and said, "This is originally a toy, hundreds of thousands of things." ”

And Mo Chou's eyes suddenly lit up: "Xianggong, the upper meeting will be Mo Chou's treasure, it seems that it is still there, right?" ”

When Mo Chou said this, Li Guo also patted his head: "Yes, it's not that you said, I forgot about that little poisonous man." Strive to let Sister Xue help her take a look before the year. ”

As he spoke, Li Guo took out the phone, found the phone number of the little poisonous man's father, and dialed it. The living dead answered Li Guo's call very quickly, and while answering the phone, he asked eagerly, "How is it?" Is that friend of yours back? ”

Brother the Living Dead's voice seemed a little empty and desolate, perhaps because he didn't need to breathe, and each syllable he pronounced was a little shorter than a normal person, so the whole paragraph seemed like cutting a bone with a sharp knife, and it was crisp and crisp.

"I'm back." Li Guo replied, "I'll help you ask." ”

"Okay." There are not many words, but the eagerness of the living dead brother is obvious.

Saying that, Li Guo called to the bathroom: "Bird, tell Sister Xue about that little poisonous person." Also, don't play with my panties! ”

Bird Zijing answered Li Guo's words in the bathroom, and swore that he would never harm any of Li Guo's clothes hanging inside.

"She's not very convenient right now, I'll call you later." Li Guo thought about it, and felt that he was too anxious, Sister Xue was still taking a bath.

"Okay." Brother of the Living Dead never asks why: "Wait for you." ”

After saying that, he hung up the phone directly. This refreshing and direct feeling makes Li Guo also enjoy it very much, no need to talk nonsense, and no need to make up some strange reasons.

After making the call, Li Guo got out from between Mo Chou's legs and sat between Mo Chou and the landlord's sister: "You must have never eaten the morning rice dumplings made by my mother." We call it dumpling. ”

"Mo Chou has eaten it, Mo Chou has eaten it." Mo Chou said happily, as if he remembered something: "Spicy, delicious." ”

The landlord's sister lay down on the sofa and leaned on her back: "Your family will definitely hate me." ”

"Maybe." Li Guo sighed: "My aunt definitely doesn't like you. ”

"What does it matter?" The landlord's sister began to cover herself with metal scale armor until she covered her whole body, and she began to slowly withdraw her arms again: "My duty is to protect Xiaoxin. Did you change Xiaoxin's name? ”

"Li Xin." Li Guo was happy: "It's convenient to go to school in the future." That's the name, a little bit of it. ”

"It's okay." The landlord's sister rubbed her foot on Li Guo's waist: "It's good if you have an idea." ”

At this time, the little new girl suddenly poked her head out of the room and looked into the living room, and after finding that Sister Xue was not in the living room, she quickly got out and stood in front of Mo Chou: "Witch, come...... I found it fun. ”

Mo Chou, who was peeling his nails and waiting to go out, heard that there was something fun, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he left Li Guo and ran into the room with Xiaoxin girl.

"It's ...... like a child" Li Guo looked at Mo Chou's back and shook his head helplessly: "It's really not big." ”

"You can grow up." The landlord's sister narrowed her eyes, and her feet with red nail polish rubbed all the way up Li Guo's legs: "Come to my room at night!" ”

When she said this, she had a gesture that Li Guo couldn't refuse, and it was simply an order rather than a request. It's as if you're still giving orders to the people under you when you're the captain.

Li Guo just replied in a low voice, and then suddenly asked, "What about your subordinates?" ”

"Separated." The landlord's sister sat up, changed sides, and lay down on Li Guo's lap: "I have been being hunted by the United States and Russia. I can't bother them, so I'll let them go and be mercenaries for a while. ”

Li Guo let out an "oh", pinched the landlord's sister's nose and shook it left and right: "Aren't you stupid." ”

"How does it compare to the rest of the room?" The landlord's sister licked Li Guo's palm like a puppy: "I'm still smart?" ”

"Then what's the difference......" Li Guo was full of excitement, thinking of the bird's spirit and Sister Xue's agility and Mo Chou's point of penetration, the landlord's sister is really stupid and can't be more stupid: "But it doesn't matter, it's good if the girl is smart." ”

The landlord's sister turned over and lay down on Li Guo's lap steadily: "I want to sleep for a while." It's been a long time since I've slept soundly. ”

"Well, let's sleep." Li Guo picked up the blanket on the sofa and covered her: "I won't call you in the afternoon." ”

The landlord's sister nodded: "Okay, kiss me." ”

Li Guo scratched his head, bent down and tapped the landlord's sister's lips. And when she lifted it up, she found that she had slept deeply.

"It's so fast......" Li Guo touched her face, and his mind instantly returned to when he first met her.

At that time, Li Guo was still a college student who had just taken his graduation certificate to look for a job everywhere, and with his bland academic qualifications and bland personal resume, he did not find a job for a whole month.

Just when he was about to be hungry and cold, and was about to be kicked out of the rental house by the original landlord, he shared a table with the landlord's sister who was eating a very luxurious beef ramen set with a young girl in a luxurious Lanzhou restaurant, and ordered 20 yuan of beef.

At that time, he casually said that the little new girl was so cute, and then he talked to the landlord's sister, and finally rented her house inexplicably, and the rent could be signed. He thought it would be a basement or a sweet potato cellar or something, but when he went, he found that although the house was old, it not only had Internet cable, closed-circuit television, 24-hour hot water, furniture and bedding. According to the market price at that time, his rent in this half year was not even enough to rent a similar house for a month.

He even suspected that the landlord's sister was a big bad guy who trafficked human organs.

However, as time went by, although Li Guo knew that the landlord's sister was wrong, he also knew that she was not a bad person. And his unhurried surname also made him quickly adapt to the strange and nondescript family life of three. 135 Li Guo cooks 246 The landlord's sister cooks, and on Sunday, she takes the little new girl to eat Lanzhou cuisine or Kaifeng cuisine.

Half a year is not a long time, after all, when Li Guo was most helpless, it was the landlord's sister who sent charcoal in the snow. Therefore, the status of the landlord's sister in his heart was once very lofty and even close to the existence of the goddess.

As for why it finally developed to this point, Li Guo couldn't explain it clearly. People have their own fate, in the words of the head of Lijia Village, those who should come do not hide, those who should leave do not stay, and those who should be returned should be given.

So Li Guo didn't have any complaints, even if her current situation made Li Guo's already not peaceful life worse. But to make matters worse, compared with sending charcoal in the snow, Li Guo would rather remember to send charcoal in the snow.

Not to mention...... It's pretty good.

This kind of thing, no matter how you count it, Li Guo didn't suffer a loss. In addition, the relationship between Xiaoxin and Li Guo has reached a point where it is impossible to give up, so when I think about it a lot, it is natural.

Of course, Li Guo has not reached this point, he always feels that it is right to be himself, and if he is the right person, the world is right.

Thinking of this, Li Guo laughed unconsciously, and pinched the landlord's sister's face into a strange appearance as if prank: "You are really a bad fate." ”

"It's not bad." The landlord's sister, who was originally sleeping, suddenly opened her eyes and stared at Li Guo's eyes: "Don't let me get hurt." ”

Li Guo smiled and made an extremely non-standard salute posture: "Understood!" ”

And at this time, Sister Xue, who was humming, and Bird Zijing, who was smiling with a thief smile, walked out of the bathroom, and Sister Xue was wearing Bird Zijing's big pajamas: "Don't let you touch it, you still have to touch it." It's too much. ”

"How did you get it...... "Bird spirit followed behind unrelentingly: "What's the tattoo on your buttocks, it's a good surname." ”

Sister Xue saw that Li Guo was staring at herself, and hurriedly hit the bird spirit: "Don't say it." ”

After speaking, she walked up to Li Guo and picked up her bag: "Brother, I'll go change my clothes and come." ”

And after Bird Zijing saw Sister Xue walk into the room, she sat next to Li Guo: "Li Guo Li Guo, let me tell you, Sister Xue has a huge and beautiful tattoo on her left buttocks, which seems to be a dragon and snake pattern." ”

Li Guo blinked his eyes: "What does the dragon snake pattern say?" ”

Speaking of this, Toriko's expression suddenly became mysterious.

"There's a magical story here."

(To be continued)