Chapter 279—In the Name of the Father (I)

The serious thing of the disabled is really right. After Li Guo read these things, he deeply felt that the thousands of catties of gold left by Grandpa Guo to Lijia Village back then were really a bit picky, but although the development of Lijia Village was so smooth, there was some influence of the Li family in it, but relatively speaking, it was really pitiful...... According to Li Guo's preliminary estimates, the contents of this box, bits and pieces, are enough to buy out half of Africa's national product, and this is not counting the share of the industry guarded by amber and croton.

What Bill Guy Roberts is in front of this is a joke at all...... "Oh my God. Li Guo looked at the banknotes one by one, and his heart softened: "How much does this cost...... Defence Contractor ...... The research institute I just blew up was designed by a company under my family's name? ”

Mo Chou may know about national defense, but she doesn't understand what a national defense contractor is, she stared at a pair of confused and beautiful big eyes, and looked at Li Guo stupidly: "Xianggong...... What are these ......?"

Li Guo snorted, and then touched Mo Chou's nose: "Our daughter's dowry." ”

When Mo Chou heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then he raised his fingers very seriously, and began to calculate for Li Guo what things to prepare and how many guests he would invite according to the customs when he and Li Guo's daughter got married.

The disabled Zhijian set up Erlang's legs on the side: "After the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, you will be the official head of the Li family, and there will be a thousand banquets on that day, that is, your enthronement ceremony." ”

Li Guo sighed, looking at the disabled Zhijian with a confused face: "What is it?" When I ascend the throne, you'll be the crown prince, right? ”

The disabled Zhijian snorted coldly, suddenly burst out of the sofa, and rushed straight at Li Guo: "Bah! Wu Na child, dare to speak wildly! ”

Li Guo reflexively wanted to hide, but his disabled ambition was as fast as lightning, and he wanted to make Li Guo arrest with a flying pounce. But he completely ignored one thing, that is, the professional female bodyguard who sat next to Li Guo.

Mo Chou's protection of Li Guo has become a conditioned reflex, almost whenever and where, as long as she instinctively feels that Li Guo is threatened, she will subconsciously take action, so this time is no exception. When she saw the disabled Zhijian's big-faced plate flying towards Li Guo, she couldn't help but stretch out her delicate little feet and put slippers directly on the disabled Zhijian's face plate...... Then, a shocking collision of spiritual power was stimulated, and the crippled Zhijian body flew out upside down, and the sofa where Mo Chou was sitting also slid backwards for several meters due to the huge recoil force and the creaking and screeching friction sound, until it hit the wall before it stopped.

And the sound seemed to be too loud, the door of the bird spirit was suddenly unscrewed open angrily, the bird spirit hair was fluffy, as if he had just fallen asleep, and his face was a solemn one, as if he was woken up by someone.

She pointed at Li Guo and then at the disabled Zhijian, and made a gesture to wipe her neck, and then focused on the disabled Zhijian, and finally closed the door with a bang, leaving only the three people in the living room with big eyes and small eyes.

"Trouble...... Trouble your sister. Li Guo used his mental power to pick up the broken sofa leg back, and rolled his eyes at the disabled Zhijian: "This sofa ghost knows what age the bird spirit collected the treasure, you broke it." You're not ready to live, are you? ”

The disabled Zhijian squatted on the other side with a sad face, and honestly repaired the sofa legs with Li Guo: "It's not you little Wang Ba who takes advantage of me, what about me...... Also, your young grandmother, as for such a big fight? ”

Mo Chou snorted, squatted next to him and handed Li Guo nails and glue: "Who told you to attack my father-in-law without making a sound!" Deserve! ”

"People say that my sister-in-law and brother-in-law have a good relationship." The disabled Zhijian shook his head helplessly: "But why did I put up a little sister-in-law like you." ”

Mo Chou faked a smile: "At the beginning, I didn't know which brother-in-law named him and said that he hated Mo Chou." ”

The disabled Zhijian wiped his nose: "I don't like you myself, to be honest, you are a disaster star, if it weren't for my Li Guo's hard enough, he would have died dozens of times." ”

"That's it!" Li Guo frowned: "You two are endless, disaster to your sister's star, do you also believe in this kind of feudal superstition?" ”

"No, no, no." Mo Chou waved his hand: "Mo Chou is really a disaster star......

Li Guo glanced at Mo Chou in surprise: "Why don't I think you are a disaster star......

Mo Chou grinned: "Because Mo Chou's aura is not compatible, it has been covered up." Xianggong's life is very hard and hard, and I am afraid that there will be no one in this world who is harder than Xianggong's life. ”

Li Guo sighed: "Then I won't become a lone star......

"Father and mother, neighbors, brothers, sisters-in-law, uncles and nephews." The disabled Zhijian shook his head and said, "You are not Conan, how can you have this ability." A hard life doesn't mean that you can overcome people, Ziwei Emperor Star just made up for your rough life. My sister-in-law is different......"

Mo Chou sighed: "Mo Chou was originally a woman, not to mention, when she was born, it happened that the White Tiger Star fell, and she caught up with the purple and white nine stars to appear in the sky." Mo Chou is a lonely ......"

Li Guo quickly pecked Mo Chou's face: "Nonsense." ”

"It's true, it's true." Mo Chou raised a finger; "The fortune teller that Mo Chou met in Chang'an told Mo Chou this way. He also said that except for the man who had a seven-colored star dew cloud to protect his body on the day he was born and was the face of Emperor Ziwei, other men would die for no reason even if they expressed their love to Mo Chou. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment and thought for a while: "On the day I was born, although the clouds in the sky were still white, they were automatically arranged into a 'handsome' character, probably this can offset a lot......"

"Dwarf oil...... Xianggong, you are really not ashamed. Mo Chou shaved his face playfully with his fingers: "Where can you praise yourself like this, but one thing is true, the breath on Xiang Gong's body can really cover up the murderous aura on Mo Chou's body, every time he follows Xiang Gong, Mo Chou feels that he is as clean as a peasant girl, and he doesn't dare to get close to him." ”

Li Guo sighed: "Clean is like a peasant girl, isn't it clean?" ”

"Qin Huai's name." Mo Chou responded as a matter of course: "That is not clean." ”

"I also know Qin Huai's name...... I've watched a lot of TV series. Li Guo smiled: "That's all about selling your art, not your body." ”

Mo Chou took a sip with disdain: "It's all out for sale, no matter what it's selling." Which Qinglou woman doesn't sell herself? ”

The disabled Zhijian replied again and again: "If you don't sell your body, you have to sell your kidney, otherwise you can't afford to buy an iPhone4." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and pointed to the disabled Zhijian: "Don't give me a scolding there, what's wrong with me when I buy an iphone4?" ”

And Mo Chou waved his hand: "Okay, okay, don't take care of this physically and mentally disabled guy, while the birds don't notice, you and I will repair it quickly......"

The disabled Zhijian bar smacked his mouth a few times, recalled what Mo Chou had just said, and after reacting, he pointed at Mo Chou: "Scolding people does not expose shortcomings...... You're so ruthless......"

Li Guo raised his voice and snorted: "Isn't this all what the resentful woman said......"

The disabled Zhijian sighed, threw himself on the carpet, and cried: "People don't get along with you......"

Li Guo breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and took advantage of the fact that he was disabled and Zhijian's "not getting along with you" to quickly speed up the pace of repairing the sofa, and successfully repaired the sofa in good condition before he recovered from the state of "not getting along with you".

"Get up, get up." Li Guo kicked the disabled Zhijian, who was lying on the ground and was still pretending to be dead: "I haven't finished talking about business yet." ”

Zhijian, who was disabled, let out a very calm sigh, got up from the ground, sat back on the sofa, and took a sip of the already cold tea: "That's the case, this Qiansu banquet, you have to go, your unreliable father said, he is asking you to go back in the name of your father, you must go back!" If you don't go back, he will send your nude photos and the identity of the president of the Green Gang to the end of the world. ”

"He will definitely be assassinated by Jinchun......" Although Li Guo said this, he still seemed a little short of breath: "What kind of bullshit Qiansu banquet...... Let me go and die? It's all old men......

"Then I don't care, I'm just a messenger. It's not for your mother's sake that she made a good dish for me, and I don't care about your father. The disabled Zhijian leaned on the sofa and scratched his teeth with his nails: "Anyway, it would be best if someone could assassinate him, but I estimate that Xuan, he has the face to mobilize the Seven Sages of Shushan." ”

Li Guo pondered for a long time, according to the virtue of Guo Guo, he said that he would publish Li Guo's nude photos, then he would really do this, and assassinate something, it is neither realistic nor reliable, if Cheng Chun is really so brain-dead and sends someone to assassinate Guo Dad without investigation, I am afraid that the chance of success will not be greater than the central garden of a county-level city in China was hit by a meteorite the size of a sand bowl one hundred and fifty times in a day...... And...... "Are you sure it's my mom's cooking, not my dad's cooking?" Li Guo asked the disabled Zhijian in a very serious and serious tone: "Are you not mistaken?" ”

Zhijian, who is disabled, also nodded with a very serious expression: "I saw it with my own eyes." ”

Suddenly, Li Guo and Mo Chou looked at the leisurely disabled Zhijian with an expression when they saw Godzilla building blocks, and the two couldn't calm down for a long time...... "Will you die?" Mo Chou asked Li Guo in a low voice: "After you die, it's a dead sword handle, right?" ”

Li Guo nodded: "It should be dead." ”

The disabled Zhijian raised his voice: "Don't you think your mother's cooking is delicious?" ”

Li Guo didn't pay attention to the disabled Zhijian, just nodded stunned, and then handed the 502 glue in his hand to the disabled Zhijian: "Taste it...... It looks like the taste is different. ”

The disabled Zhijian waved his hand: "When I'm stupid!" ”

Li Guo and Mo Chou actually nodded at the same time with a very tacit understanding, and looked at the disabled Zhijian with a sad look. even made the heartless and disabled Zhijian have some urge to cry...... Of course, Zhijian, who was disabled, didn't drink 502 glue in the end, but he tasted the toilet cleaner and found that it tasted like the delicious food brought to him by Jiguo's mother...... Then Zhijian's face turned green, and as a sword, his face turned green, and he lay on the ground and said that his stomach hurts...... Li Guo must not care about him, anyway, this guy's neurosis has not improved in a day, not only has it not improved, but it seems to have a tendency to worsen, this trend makes him seem more abnormal than ever, this seems to be terminally ill, and successfully adjusted to a state of incurability.

So it lasted until Li Guo and Mo Chou went back to the room to sleep, and Zhijian, who was disabled, didn't get up from the ground, still shouting about a stomachache. In the end, Xiaoxin and Xiaokui, who got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet together, came over to watch the disabled Zhijian, and then he was able to get up from the ground, turn on the TV seriously, light a cigarette, and watch the midnight movie scene leisurely.

"Go, go, play." The disabled Zhijian drove Xiaoxin and Xiaokui: "What should I do, what should I do." ”

Xiaoxin turned his head to Xiaokui and shrugged helplessly: "Neurotic." ”

Xiao Kui glanced at the disabled Zhijian timidly, then nodded vigorously, and happily ran towards the toilet with the little new girl.

In the blink of an eye, the disabled Zhijian had smoked a full pack of cigarettes, the hall was filled with smoke, and the TV had been broadcast from the evening movie to the morning news broadcast, and the cigarette butt in the ashtray had already been stuffed like a hideous version of the big hedgehog. But Zhijian, who is disabled, is still in high spirits, and continues to use the remote control to adjust the stage.

It wasn't until the bird spirit who got up for morning exercise found out about this scene and silently threw the disabled Zhijian out of the window.

Of course, the disabled Zhijian is not a person who succumbs so easily, he keeps reasoning with the bird spirit, but the bird spirit is not saying a word, except for the light in ......his eyes that is getting sharper and sharper, "Okay, you win." The disabled Zhijian slowly began to clean up the garbage on the table, open the window to ventilate, and sprayed air freshener into the room diligently, as if he owed a lot of money to the bird spirit in his previous life.

When Li Guo walked out of the door sleepily, Bird Zijing was already doing yoga on the carpet, his movements were as soft and difficult as before, and after seeing Li Guo, he raised his chin at him in the kitchen...... "You can't get up early and cook by yourself............ Li Guo complained and walked into the kitchen, and when he was in the kitchen, he suddenly found the disabled Zhijian who was chopping vegetables "It's too cruel." The disabled Zhijian was helplessly cutting vegetables next to him, complaining about the ugly face of the bird spirit: "Such a woman, my brother advises you to get rid of it early." ”

Li Guo was silent for a while, and then tilted his head to look at the disabled Zhijian: "I think it's cute......"

The disabled Zhijian glared at Li Guo with squinted eyes, while Bird Zijing was doing her stupid yoga while snickering stupidly...... After eating breakfast and lunch, Li Guo found that it was still a day and a few hours away from the opening time of the so-called Qiansuo banquet ordered by Guo Dad himself, and according to Guo Dad's instructions, Li Guo must wait there before the banquet and not leave half a step...... 11111111111111111111111111111......111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 All sorts of tragedies, not explained.

(To be continued)