Li Guo was unwilling, but he still took everyone, including Sister Longshen, who hadn't slept all night and was catching up on sleep, into the space tunnel.

In fact, this was not Li Guo's original intention, but under the hostage of the two gods of Croton and Amber, Li Guo seemed so fragile and powerless if he didn't want to drill this door...... However, before leaving, he left five or six notes for the landlord's sister in a conspicuous position, saying that if you want him, call him directly, and Li Guo will appear in front of her within three seconds.

For this reason, Li Guo was also ridiculed by the disabled Zhijian that the technique of picking up girls has reached an unparalleled level, and there can be a man who can do this, which is purely a kind of instant kill for girls...... After Li Guo passed through the space tunnel, the place where he appeared was not his own home, but a golden hall that was so brilliant that he wanted to shed tears, and the decoration around him was much more gorgeous than the Louvre.

"This is the Li family's auditorium." Amber leaned into Li Guo's ear: "There are about 4,500 square meters here, and the hall is about 1,500 square meters, which can accommodate 3,000 people to eat at the same time." The pillars are all solid wood, with a mixture of glazed gold and pure jade sand on the outside, and the carpet is woven from alpaca cashmere. All the lights on the roof are hand-polished from natural crystal. ”

Li Guo gasped: "How much does this cost...... Also, alpacas are grass mud horses......"

Amber glanced at Li Guo strangely: "This building was designed by the same designer as the Great Hall of the People, and construction began in 1960. Now our location is on a small unnamed island between the Philippines and Fiji. Mines and anti-aircraft missiles are placed around the area, and nine Russian-made submarines, three of which are nuclear-powered, and a separate satellite ensures smooth communications. It was completed in 2001 and lasted 41 years, with a total investment of about 117,535 million US dollars. In the early days of the collapse of the USSR, we also bought a small nuclear bomb with a yield of one million. ”

Li Guo covered his head with one hand and held the huge solid wood pillar with a radius of two meters with the other, feeling a dizzy and dizzy fantasy feeling gushing out from the bottom of his heart, this feeling almost made him powerless to resist and unable to moan, just looked at the round tables with red silk tablecloths in his pocket in a daze...... Nuclear submarine...... Mines and anti-aircraft missiles, and even nuclear bombs...... Mother, are you going to attack the United States...... After a long silence, Li Guo raised his head and pressed his hands on Amber's shoulders: "Although I am very reluctant, I know that this must be a dream. That's right...... Actually, I'm just having a dream now, I'm actually still the father who works as an engineer in a fertilizer factory, a mother who is a teacher, a mother who can't cook well, and a small clerk in a bicycle store where my girlfriend is a single mother. ”

After finishing speaking, Li Guo patted Amber vigorously: "I am very grateful for your company, if I wake up soon, I will always remember you in my mind." Good bye...... Goodbye, you're really lovely......"

Amber held a folder and stared at Li Guo who was having a neurotic attack with confused eyes, and didn't react to what happened for a long time, just tilted his head stupidly and looked at Li Guo.

And Li Guo twisted his face vigorously: "Wake up Lao Tzu...... Wake up for Lao Tzu! ”

Amber: "??? ”

"Why don't you wake up...... Li Guo twisted his face and swollen, but he just couldn't wake up. So then he put his face in front of Amber: "Come, slap me......"

Amber shook her head vigorously: "The spirit beast must not harm its master, nor can it stand by while its master is hurt. The guardian beast shall obey all orders of its master, but shall not violate the first article. Guardian beasts shall protect their own safety, but shall not violate Articles 1 and 2. ”

Li Guo thought for a while: "Kiss me." ”

Amber reached over and kissed Li Guo the face, then on his lips.

Li Guoba smacked his mouth: "Slap me ......"

"The spirit beast must not harm its master, nor shall it stand ......by when it sees its master being harmed," Amber was obviously not fooled, but instead repeated her mission constraints in an accentuated tone.

Li Guo sighed, and reflexively walked in front of Mo Chou, who was groping east and west: "Baby...... Slap me in the face......"

Mo Chou blinked his eyes, and then decisively refused: "Don't ......"

Li Guo gritted his teeth: "Slap me!" ”

"Mo Chou said!" Mo Chou pointed to his mouth: "Don't!" ”

As Li Guo, who understands Mo Chou, he knows that after Mo Chou says it a second time, he will not say it a third time, and it is Mo Chou's innate temperament to say the same...... Seeing Mo Chou's resoluteness, Li Guo quietly sneaked in front of the bird spirit under the stubborn gaze of Mo Chou: "Come on...... Kick me ......"

Before the words fell, the bird turned his arm and gave Li Guo a slam coldly, straight to the left to the left tossed three and a half weeks of bending his body and splitting, the difficulty coefficient was like 8.0...... "Ouch yo ......" Li Guo was really dizzy now, he groaned and sat up from the ground, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, he showed an extremely bitter smile...... And the bird spirit was very innocent under the fierce eyes of Croton, spread his hand, and pointed at Li Guo with a confused face...... Sure enough, it's still a bird...... Li Guo sighed sincerely, if Mochou is Sichuan's spicy hot, then Bird's essence is Hunan's dried chili. Those who love food can't put it down, and those who don't love food don't dare to touch it.

"Brother is about to wake up from his dream, before the alarm clock goes off, I have a few words to explain." Li Guo covered his face and said earnestly: "First, I am very reluctant to you. Second, my heart hurts right now. ”

Then Li Guo said a lot of inexplicable things that he usually didn't even dare to say, and cried while talking, crying so much that the collar of his shirt was soaked. And then say goodbye one by one, in addition to the little new girl, what else to say After going out, the first task is to send the little new girl to kindergarten...... At this time, even the little new girl was scared to cry. As soon as Xiaoxin cried, Xiaokui cried, and then the adults and children cried together, and the scene was suddenly chaotic.

And Mo Chou Bird Zijing and Sister Xue stared wide-eyed, and no one reacted to what Li Guo was nervous about for a while, but his words were touching, just like in a play...... Amber was whispering to Croton, and the Croton Ancestor pinched his chin and whispered, "This is scared." ”

Amber sighed, "Why? ”

"It's so unreal...... "Croton said in a very affirmative tone, "he can accept youkai, but not nuclear submarines, which makes me puzzled." ”

Amber let out a long hum and glanced at Li Guo worriedly: "What about now?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the huge gilt latte door was opened from the outside, and Li Guo's father and his mother walked into the hall wearing a very ancient formal dress, and then at first glance, they saw Li Guo, who was sitting on the ground holding Mo Chou and crying loudly...... "What is this play?" Guo's father frowned and came to Li Guo: "Lao Tzu called you, can you be sad like this?" ”

As soon as Li Guo saw that Guo's father was coming, he knelt down with a pounce: "Dad, ......"

Guo Dad was stunned, and his face immediately darkened: "Lao Tzu is not dead!" ”

Li Guo repented while smoking, putting soy sauce in Guo's father's shaving liquid from the third grade of elementary school, until skipping class to play on the computer in high school, and then talking about falling in love with a woman with children after graduating from college. Li Guo, who has always been very well-behaved, has become a naughty demon king in an instant, and it is definitely more than enough to pull out the bastard thing and bury it alive for three hundred years.

Guo Dad's face turned green...... Then he turned his head and asked his daughter-in-law, "What's wrong with this little rabbit?" ”

Guo Ma pondered for a moment, and suddenly raised a finger: "Sick." ”

Li Guo's ears are buzzing now, and he can't hear anyone's words, but he just pours out the things he once wanted to say or dare not say or hold in his heart for many years, plus the reluctance to think that he is about to be woken up by the alarm clock. Li Guo almost collapsed...... "Who is that...... Kikyo Stem. Guo's father turned his head and made a way, and kicked away Li Guo, who was holding his thighs and crying: "Deal with it." ”

The bird's mother, who looked almost like a hair like the bird's essence, flashed and walked behind Guo's father, and without saying a word, she flicked the heavenly spirit cover towards Li Guo, and Li Guo was instantly pressed to freeze frame, except for tears and snot that were still pouring out, everything else disappeared without a trace.

Mo Chou leaned down and wiped his snot and tears for Li Guo with his sleeve: "Poor Xianggong...... Xu is too stressed. ”

"The pressure of bullshit ......" Guo Dad snorted coldly: "This is obviously the spiritual power that eats the brain, this little rabbit cub is in his twenties, and it is not worry-free." ”

And Sister Xue's eyes were red, and she stepped forward with a crying voice and rolled the eyelids of Li Guo, who was standing in a daze: "This seems to be a backlash of spiritual power...... It's a backlash ...... overuse of dreamcatchers."

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at the bird spirit. And the bird spirit obviously looks innocent, her expression is very stupid and very dazed, dazed like a high school girl who was falsely accused of farting in the elevator...... "It's none of her business." Sister Xue shook her head: "It may be that in the past few days that she has been in a coma, her brother has been by her side, and he has been eroded by her dream recovery technique too many times." ”

When the mother bird heard this, she rolled her eyes and glared at the bird spirit, and then hooked her hand at the bird spirit: "Come here!" ”

Bird's spirit wanted to be horizontal, but she couldn't twist her arms and thighs, and was forcibly dragged in front of Li Guo by Bird's mother: "Untie." ”

Torikoshi shook her head and said that she couldn't do anything, her dream revival technique was completely passive, and she couldn't control it...... And just when Bird Zijing wanted to squat down to check on Li Guo, suddenly her finger hurt, and Bird Zi's mother had already made a bloody cut on her middle finger, and directly stuffed Bird Zijing's fingers into Li Guo's mouth: "Feed him." ”

"I'm ......" Bird Essence suddenly said, "Am I your own?" ”

As she spoke, the bird spirit seemed to find that her voice function had recovered, and she cleared her throat: "Is there any heavenly reason, why do I have to ......?"

But before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Mother Bird: "If you don't feed him like this, you can take a sanitary napkin to make him tea and drink." ”

As soon as these words came out, Mo Chou, Sister Xue, Amber and even Bird Zijing himself all turned green and blackened...... And Xiaoxin's sister was still asking Xiaokui on the side: "Have you ever drunk tea with sanitary napkins?" ”

Xiaokui asked innocently, "Is it delicious?" ”

"Sure enough, it's two sisters with a heavy taste...... "Guo's father seems to be a little unbearable: "You and Doudou are really good sisters......"

Croton turned his head to look at Guo Dad: "Thank you." ”

After about fifteen minutes, Li Guo's chaotic state gradually recovered, and the first action after he woke up was to raise his eyelids and look up at the finger in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Salty ......"

As soon as Bird Zijing saw Li Guo recover, he decisively withdrew his finger, put it in his mouth, and said in the same vague pronunciation as Li Guo: "You owe the old lady a meal now." ”

Li Guo blinked his eyes and looked around: "Also?" Can you speak? ”

And before the bird could answer, Guo's father clapped his hands: "Okay, the female dependents will leave!" ”

"Why do you ......" Li Guo asked unwillingly: "Don't bring such a patriarchal ...... By the way, I just heard that I have a nuclear submarine at home? ”

Guo's father tilted his head and looked at Li Guo: "That's your uncle winter melon." ”

Saying that, Guo Dad still stubbornly waved his hand to the door: "The female dependents quit!" ”

Mo Chou and Sister Xue are very sensible, knowing that Daddy Guo's words are more effective than Xiao Li Guo's, although they don't know what they are going to do now, they still obey his orders and retreat with Mother Guo and Mother Bird. However, the bird spirit seemed to want to struggle, but was carried out by the bird's mother with her ears twisted...... After such a toss, only Li Guo, Guo Dad, Croton, and Amber were left in this huge and dark hall. And Li Guo pointed to Croton and Amber: "She's not a female dependent?" ”

"They're field workers." Guo's father looked a little serious for a few days, and he didn't have his usual nonsense at all: "Amber, take Li Guo to change clothes." ”

Amber nodded, took Li Guo's hand without saying a word, led him through a side door, and after nine turns and eighteen turns, he came to a huge dressing room. This locker room should be placed in Yanjing, which can sell at least more than three million, and in addition to the mirror, there are a huge number of wardrobes, like a labyrinth.

Amber had an earbud in her ear, and after she took Li Guo into the locker room, she pressed the earbud in her ear: "Ready, light the lamp." ”

Suddenly, the lights in the locker room suddenly dimmed for a second, and then quickly returned to normal, while Li Guo stared at the inexplicable amber ......, "Take off your clothes." Amber said as she stripped herself naked, and then threw the civilian clothes on her body directly into the trash bin next to her, her wheat-colored healthy skin shining in the light, and her little ass was so upturned that she could put a table of mahjong.

And Li Guo looked at Amber blankly: "Ah......"

Amber didn't explain anything to him, she hugged her and began to peel Li Guo's clothes, moving gently, and licking down Li Guo's neck little by little.

This unique itching sensation of the cat's tongue made Li Guo suddenly rush to his head with hot blood: "You...... What are you doing here? ”

Amber gently licked Li Guo's ** and chest with her tongue: "Clean the body...... You can't get wet today. ”

In fact, this feeling, Li Guo really felt too exciting, the amber saliva carried a strange fragrance, just like the fragrance she usually emitted on her body, only more intense, and it also gave people a more violent sense of temptation, this thing was like an aphrodisiac, making Li Guo red-faced.

And Amber didn't seem to want to tease Li Guo, but was very serious about completing a process, and every time Li Guo wanted to reach out to touch her, she pinched her wrist. And Amber didn't even let go of Li Guo's fingers and Xiao Li Guo, as if he was wiping a beautiful handicraft.

This plum fruit can bear it, and it is so hard that it is about to break through the sky. But Amber didn't care at all, just licked Li Guo's whole body intently, and the way the whole body was infused made Li Guo feel that he was thinking that everything was a little defilement of Amber...... "Okay......" Amber knelt in front of Li Guo after the last licking, raised his head and looked at Li Guo with moist eyes: "Then, ...... next"

Without further ado, Amber gently swallowed Li Guo's little plum fruit as usual...... Li Guo suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and even his legs and stomach trembled a few times.

The process seemed to be a few minutes shorter than usual, and when Amber swallowed what she thought was delicious in her mouth and cleaned up Li Guo again, she quickly stood up and looked at her watch: "There are still ten minutes left, that's enough." ”

Li Guo grabbed Amber's wrist: "What the hell are you doing?" ”

"You'll find out in about three hours." Amber helped Li Guo cut her hair at an unclear speed, and shuttled back and forth to take out various styles of clothes from the cabinet: "Don't move, I'm going to give you a haircut." ”

By the time Li Guo's haircut was finished, Amber and Li Guo's clothes were already neatly dressed, and Amber pressed her headphones after all this: "Everything is ready to welcome guests into the main corridor." ”

Li Guo looked at the image he reflected in the mirror, a costume that couldn't tell what kind of clothing it was, the material didn't know, but it was very slippery to the touch, and it felt very comfortable and breathable, embroidered with a rich and round golden silk dragon pattern, the dragon is not the kind of Sister Xue, but a very strange dragon, as for saying that it is a dragon, it is just Li Guo's instinctive feeling that this kind of thing can not be said to be a golden silk four different patterns in addition to being called a dragon...... What's more, it doesn't even look like the four, it looks quite powerful and domineering, but it can't tell what it is...... "master." Amber hugged Li Guo's waist from the back door: "When you're outside, you can't hold me or hug me." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and looked back at Amber, who was dressed gorgeously, but always had a girlish atmosphere: "Why?" ”

"Today is a different occasion." Amber sucked Li Guo's ear: "Otherwise, people will laugh at you." ”

Li Guo scratched his head: "But I remember that on the soul guard spell, the two of us are equal......"

Amber rubbed Li Guo lightly with her face: "That's not what you mean, you'll know later." ”

As Amber spoke, Li Guo was already led out of the dressing room by Amber, and sure enough, as Amber said, as soon as he went out, Amber let go of Li Guo's hand, and naturally left a distance, as if he was purely leading the way for Li Guo's waiter, and he didn't have the strength of the husband and silver woman in the room just now.

When he pushed open the door of the hall, Li Guo's eyes were dizzy for a while by the dazzling light, and after a period of adaptation, he found that the originally dark hall was as bright as day, and tens of thousands of crystal lamps bloomed at the same time, and every corner was visible.

And Daddy Guo and the blue-faced Father Bird were already standing at the door. There was really no female dependents in the room...... "Dad......" After Li Guo was sent here by Amber, Amber stood outside the gate in a flash, and Li Guo was left face to face with two middle-aged men who had no taste or score: "Uncle Winter Melon......"

"Hmph......" Father Bird looked very displeased, and after he snorted, Father Guo stomped on his instep: "What's the matter?" It's all at this point, do you still want to make trouble? ”

Father Bird's face continued to turn pale, while Father Guo looked proud of being a villain, and Li Guo looked dazed...... After waiting quietly for five minutes, Amber's voice suddenly came from outside: "Guest has arrived!" ”

Then, Croton led a pair of middle-aged couples who looked very stylish into the hall, the man's appearance was upright, and he had an elegant demeanor, which was quite a bit of a mother's bubble atmosphere, the woman's bright eyes and bright teeth, graceful and luxurious, if you abandon the man's mother's bubble gas, these two people are a natural pair.

After the man and woman saw Guo's father, they all bowed their hands: "Mr. Li, what a blessing." ”

"You're welcome." Guo's father guided the couple in front of Li Guo: "This is a dog." ”

"Xu Hanwen, I wish Li Gongzi ten thousand blessings."

"Bai Suzhen, I wish Li Gongzi a good moon."

Li Guo didn't react at all, and instinctively arched his hand: "Thank you, look up for a long time...... Long admiration...... Long...... Wait a minute...... Who! ”

Xu Hanwen is also forgotten, the name Bai Suzhen ...... Why does Li Guo sound so familiar...... "Little Lizi, it seems that you haven't told your kid anything." At this time, there was a fat man with a bulging head behind him, this fat man looked quite aura, and even made Li Guo feel dazzling.

He walked up to Guo's father, didn't say a word, and directly punched Guo's shoulder: "You kid, it's enough." ”

Guo Dad smacked his mouth: "You old boy is also fast, right?" ”

As he spoke, the fat man patted Li Guo on the shoulder: "The little cub is so big, the last time I saw it, it was only eight inches long." ”

Li Guo secretly compared in his heart how long is eight inches...... And just when Li Guo was comparing the length, the fat man hooked the rather girly man and said to Li Guo: "This, don't you know? Xu Hanwen, Xu Xian. Bai Suzhen, little white snake. Have you seen the Legend of the White Snake? Let's just talk about the two of them. ”

Li Guo's mouth suddenly opened wide...... Mother's ...... Sister Sozhen, Sister Suzhen Lak...... More beautiful than Zhao Yazhi, Lak ...... "That...... What about you......"

The fat man wiped his face and said with a full face: "Zhong Kui! ”

Mother's ......

(To be continued)