"Who! Who was raped! The bird spirit who was sleeping on the sofa suddenly jumped up from the sofa like a rocket, with a strong mental face: "Say it quickly!" ”

The space seemed to freeze suddenly, and after this moment of black and white, Li Guo stiffly smiled: "You're not drunk?" ”

"Drunk." Bird Zijing did still have a little drunk on her face, but listening to her, it was obvious that she was very conscious: "But when I encounter this kind of topic, I wake up very quickly." ”

Li Guo bent down to pick up the phone from the ground and found that Brother Shanyuan had already hung up. He smiled helplessly: "Your good brother, crying that he was raped......"

Bird Zijing was stunned: "I said...... Who is not a picky eater, even a monk is not spared? ”

Li Guo shrugged helplessly: "You can think of it with your ass." ”

After listening to this, Bird Zijing really patted her buttocks while meditating like a brother Xiu, but after thinking for a long time, she looked at Li Guo blankly: "I really can't think of anyone who has this ability...... Waiting for three or five hundred strong men to get close to him. ”

Saying that, Bird Zijing suddenly looked at Mo Chou: "If it weren't for your girlfriend...... If it weren't for my sister Xue......"

Mo Chou, who was playing a game on the side, turned dark, and the sword box placed in front of the TV buzzed.

"Don't worry about anyone's jokes...... Li Guo flicked the forehead of the bird spirit: "You have itchy skin." ”

The bird stuck out his tongue and subconsciously shrank behind Li Guo.

At this time, Haiyan came out of the kitchen, holding a large plate of fruits and vegetables, which seemed to be very dish...... Li Guo had an idea, and asked in a roundabout way, "That...... Petrels. ”

"Please call me Mrs. Chun, I haven't been familiar with you to this extent." Haiyan corrected Li Guo very seriously and seriously: "May I ask what's the matter?" ”

Li Guo touched his head: "Night owl...... Night stalkers may ......"

"Did that man do something bad yesterday?" Haiyan raised her eyebrows: "What does it matter, the night owl is very beautiful." ”

Li Guo sighed: "The key is not a question of whether he is beautiful or not, that guy is a monk, maybe he has practiced Tongzigong, and this time he is finished." ”

"Nonsense......" Bird Zijing snorted: "That grandson, don't talk about Tong Zigong, even if he stays in the sky every day, his skills will not be affected." You think everyone is your little sword fairy, so many things. ”

Mo Chou turned his head and smiled: "Mo Chou doesn't have much to do, Mo Chou is very well-behaved." ”

Li Guo was helpless, and patted Mo Chou's head: "Baby, will you stay and watch the house?" I'll go see the monk. ”

Mo Chou agreed sweetly, but the little new girl looked depressed and unhappy, and pouted: "Dad, you are too partial." Ever since you had a witch, you don't bother with the new anymore. ”

Li Guo picked her up from the ground: "When I'm done with this, I'll take you to the playground alone, you're the only one." ”

"Really?" Xiaoxin's eyes lit up: "Lie to me, your neighborhood is full of puppies." ”

After making a gentleman's agreement with Xiaoxin's sister, Li Guo, who had just come back from outside, put on her coat again: "I'll go out for a while, don't wait for you to help Xiaoxin get some food, the meals are ready-made, she can't get used to eating this meal, don't expect her mother, she will starve to death." ”

"Xianggong...... Why don't you eat something and then go? Mo Chou came to Li Guo's side, like a graceful little daughter-in-law: "I will be hungry halfway." ”

Li Guo pinched Mo Chou's little face while wearing a shoe-tied scarf: "It's okay, I'll be back later." ”

Mo Chou nodded obediently, and the bird spirit on the sofa jumped up, ran to the door barefoot, squeezed Li Guo and quickly put on his shoes: "Let's go." ”

Li Guo looked Bird Zijing up and down: "You want to drink and drive?" Revocation of license. ”

"How many years has my license been revoked?" Torikojin didn't care: "I sent my sister back yesterday." ”

"Sister?" Li Guo asked while putting on his shoes, "Do you still have a sister?" ”

Toriko nodded: "Your aunt, we worshiped yesterday." I was my sister. ”

Li Guo was full of enthusiasm, and immediately hated that there was no kitchen knife around him, if there was a kitchen knife, it would kill the bird's actuarium...... "You bow to my aunt......" Li Guo's head was full of green tendons: "You even have to take advantage of me?" ”

Bird Zijing was so unimpressed that she patted Li Guo's shoulder: "Brother, don't care about this kind of detail. In the future, when I am in Italy, don't have psychological pressure. ”

"Who wants Yiyin, you ......" Li Guo said angrily, closed the door very hard, and angrily scolded the bird for being unkind while going downstairs.

Of course, Bird Zijing, a bird who has seen the surging waves, is almost invulnerable, no matter how Li Guo counts her down, she is still at ease, slightly stepping on the drunken steps, and swaying and driving the car.

"Good guys." Bird Zijing coaxed Li Guo while driving: "Don't care about this little thing. ”

Li Guo rubbed his temples: "Then I have to call your aunt in the future, right?" ”

"Not at all." Torikoshi took out a crumpled cigarette from his pocket and lit it: "But then again, you can be your grandmother at my age." Emperor Shunzhi chased me for three years, I didn't look at him, and finally he was anxious to kneel for me, and I kicked him into the moat. ”

This kind of awesomeness, Li Guo was cocooned when he heard it, except for the different names, he almost didn't change a word every time. He now vaguely feels that the bird spirit is definitely his nemesis, since he met her, his lifeline seems to be shortening gradually, and life is so sad...... "Why don't you tell me that you are the boss of the Green Gang." Li Guo was actually angry that Bird Zijing was hiding everything from him: "What else haven't you told me?" ”

The bird's face changed slightly, but then it turned into a handful of smiling faces: "The red flower, green leaf and white lotus are originally a family." It's just that Hongmen moved to the United States, the White Lotus Sect was killed as a cult, and the Green Gang changed from a gang to an underworld. I am the Holy Aunt of the White Lotus Sect, and I am also the leader of the Green Gang, and I still have shares in Hongmen. Isn't that normal? ”

Li Guo glanced at the bird essence in surprise, he thought that the bird essence was just a little mysterious, but he categorically did not expect that the person sitting next to him had reached a point where he could change history...... Or maybe history was indeed changed by her...... These three sects were huge organizations that would change the entire society. And the bird spirit actually has influence in these three places, which makes Li Guo feel good.

"That'...... Were you the one who asked Roosevelt to be his legal adviser? Li Guo has been thinking about Roosevelt: "Also, is Lao Jiang really out of the Green Gang?" ”

"Roosevelt? Roosevelt was my junior at Harvard, and I recommended him to be Hongmen's legal adviser. As for Lao Jiang, the Green Gang is still on the wrong team. Bird Zijing shrugged helplessly: "Do you want to see me wearing a cheongsam?" ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly found that she couldn't keep up with the speed of Bird Zijing's thinking, she was still talking about the presidents of the two countries in the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence was already on the cheongsam.

"Next to it is Ruan Lingyu." Bird Zijing threw a wallet from his pocket and put it on Li Guo's lap: "That big roll, cheongsam, long pipe, surname with beautiful legs, and beautiful beauty is me." ”

After Li Guo opened the wallet, of course, he found a very well-preserved black and white photo, on which there were two women, one of which Li Guo knew was a bird spirit with his eyes closed, she was no different at that time and now, but her face at that time was more natural arrogance and nobility than now.

And there was a petite woman standing next to her, who should be Ruan Lingyu as she said. However, Li Guo is not a lover of nostalgic old movies after all, and her reflection of Ruan Lingyu stops at her sentence "human words are terrifying".

"Isn't it a great sense of surname?" Bird Zijing said as she suddenly faced a spring tide: "I also have a bright red golden silk lotus leaf cheongsam, if I have the opportunity to get married in the future, I will wear that." Monroe's figure is weaker than that of the old lady. ”

Bird Zijing is chattering, Li Guo knew it early on. And Li Guo also likes to listen to her stories, removing those braggadocio things, the story of the bird spirit is actually somewhat material, and her voice is good, so on the whole it is quite fascinating.

When Li Guo and Bird Zijing came to the place where Brother Shanyuan lived, Bird Zijing was talking about the Battle of Songhu and the Air Battle of Wuhan. Li Guo was extremely fascinated by what he heard, this first-person personal experience was better than the landlord's sister's black whirlwind three dozen white bone spirits, and even made Li Guo almost forget the purpose of his visit.

It's no wonder that the little girl who has such an exclusive psychology is obedient to the bird, and sleeps with her every day. This talent, used to coax children and men, is simply completely speechless.

"At that time, I donated a total of more than 20 planes, much more than Mei Lanfang's donation. But it's all gray income, and it can't enter history, otherwise the old lady will definitely become a patriotic pioneer. Bird Zijing stroked his hair, and said in high spirits: "It was quite cool back then, you have never seen a tycoon, I was in Shanghai at that time, there was a huge villa, and the maid at home was a water Indian Ah San, those bigwigs in the British Concession and the French Concession, I had to tell me anything to do something, and no one dared to move if I didn't nod." ”

Li Guo absolutely believes this. Anyone who has seen the great cause of the founding of the country knows that Du Yuesheng directly dared to force the palace to the little prince Jiang Jingguo, and he is not the leader of the Green Gang. You can imagine how awesome the bird spirit was at that time.

"We'll talk about that later." Li Guo opened the car door: "Let's go and see the raped ...... first"

The two came to Brother Shanyuan's bachelor apartment, and before they could knock on the door, the door opened from the inside, but there was no one.

"Don't be incognito......" Li Guo said into the air.

As soon as he finished speaking, the night owl's body slowly emerged from the air. She originally had long hair hanging down her shoulders, but at this time she pulled up a very classical and resentful bun on her head.

As soon as Li Guo saw this posture, he immediately confirmed his guess, it was really the night owl who did Brother Shanyuan...... After the night owl showed her figure, she took out the guest slippers and gently placed them at the feet of Li Guo and Bird Zijing, bowed slightly, and then turned around and walked into the kitchen, and when Li Guo and Bird Zijing had just changed their shoes, they brought out two cups of steaming tea that had been filtered out of the tea leaves.

"I said......" Seeing the appearance of the night owl, the bird spirit couldn't help but sigh: "This girl is so virtuous, it makes the old lady itch." ”

Saying that, she shook her head deeply: "This girl's style, I really can't learn it......"

Li Guo walked to the door of the room with deep feelings, unscrewed the closed door, and the first thing he saw was that Brother Shanyuan was staring at him with terrifying eyes. There seemed to be a pain in his eyes that something was torn apart, and there was a bit of helpless pain.

"You ......" Li Guo saw his appearance, and didn't know what to say for a while: "Are you comfortable......?"

As soon as Li Guo spoke, the bird next to him squirted out the water in his mouth with a snort, and glared at Li Guo with big black and white eyes: "You are too strong." ”

Li Guo touched his head: "I said, are you okay?" ”

Shanyuan Ge Mu Ne shook his head: "It's very comfortable......"

Burst...... At this time, Li Guoshun squirted out with the bird essence, and the two of them were at a loss by his appearance.

"The First of the Ten Commandments...... The first of the Ten Commandments. Brother Shanyuan muttered: "The color ring is ruthless......

Li Guo and Bird Zijing glanced at each other, and Bird Zijing sat down on the desk: "Are you going to commit suicide?" ”

"I ...... yesterday Why didn't I hold back yesterday. Brother Shanyuan's eyes suddenly wept: "I can push her away...... I can ......."

Li Guo scratched his nose, thinking that I could still push the landlord's sister away yesterday, but I didn't relent...... "Everything has happened, what do you want?" Li Guo saw Brother Shanyuan's ink, and couldn't help but laugh at her: "Maybe you will become popular this time and add a dragon and phoenix fetus to you." ”

Brother Shanyuan wrapped his head with a quilt: "Three thousand grandiose, none of them have been realized." How do I explain to the master......"

At this time, the night owl walked in with a bowl of flowery noodles, knelt down beside Brother Shanyuan, pulled down his quilt, and picked up a roll of noodles and blew it on his mouth: "Ah......"

"I said...... Crippled meal! The bird spirit shouted: "This treatment...... Li Guo, are you envious? ”

"Envy ......" Li Guo looked at Brother Shanyuan blankly: "Why don't you die." ”

The crippled brother chewed the noodles: "She...... Reluctant. ”

"I've never been cared for so much in my life...... Brother Shanyuan said with tears streaming down his face, "But after all, I want to purify all sentient beings." ”

"Fuck your fart." The bird's face was crooked: "With your treatment, you can make at least four billion people in the world envious, and you are still looking for death and life here." I hate the monk the most, what do you say that the four are empty, why don't you commit suicide? ”

Li Guo was much calmer than Bird Zijing, and he shrugged his shoulders: "I'm worried in vain, why don't you call and ask your master if you're so entangled?" ”

Brother Shanyuan let the night owl wipe the noodle soup on his mouth with a napkin, and said resignedly: "I'm afraid...... He's an old man, so if he gets angry, he's going to have a bad ......."

"Then you'll dump this girl." Bird Zijing looked at Brother Shanyuan with contempt: "Just be unlucky and pressed by the ghost last night." ”

Brother Shanyuan was stunned for a moment, and shook his head decisively: "As a gentleman, I can't do this." But as a monk, I'm struggling......"

Li Guo understood why Brother Shanyuan cried like a dog, it turned out that he was obsessed between life and morality, as for being raped...... And being raped by a docile woman like a puppy, such a good thing, a man will just rejoice.

"Then call your uncle first. The old man seemed to be very open-minded. Bird Zijing gave Brother Shanyuan a suggestion on the side: "The effect must be good." ”

Brother Shanyuan hesitated, and just as he was about to speak, the night owl respectfully handed his mobile phone to him, looking tacitly unusual.

"I'm going to say it for the third time." Bird's face was almost blue: "This kind of superlative...... Li Guo, you are blind, you strike first. ”

"Then I will be stabbed to death by Mo Chou for raping women, right?" Li Guo's face turned pale: "Mo Chou is an inspector." ”

Bird Zijing was disdainful: "Don't think I don't know what you did last night, everyone just knows it." If it weren't for the fact that you've been honest with girls for so long, I wouldn't have gone out drinking with my sister-in-law, I would have put a ...... on the wall."

Speaking of this, Bird Zijing suddenly retracted and patted Li Guo's shoulder: "Brother, as long as you don't go out to mess around, it's okay to be clean, if you want to get a surname disease, I'll kick you out directly." ”

Li Guo hummed in his heart and didn't answer his words, but secretly paid attention to what she just said about buttoning holes in the wall, and made up her mind to find this hole at night.

At this time, Brother Shanyuan had already put the phone to his ear tremblingly.

"Open the outside ring, open the outside sound...... " Bird Zijing urged on the side: "Everyone is happy." ”

When Brother Shanyuan heard this, his expression became even more bitter. But I still turned on the amplifier.

"Hey, what's the matter? I'm playing chess. Master Oreo's voice was still so vibrant: "When are you bringing me the chili sauce?" During this time, I always eat deliciously. ”

"Uncle Shi...... Uncle Shi ......" Brother Shanyuan called twice: "Something happened to me." ”

"There are no taboos, no matter how big or small. You should be able to figure it out on your own, right? ”

"I ......" Brother Shanyuan suddenly wilted, and he didn't know what to say.

At this time, Li Guo suddenly stepped forward and said loudly next to the phone: "He made the girl's belly bigger!" ”

As soon as these words came out, both segments of the phone suddenly fell silent.

"Uncle Shi...... Uncle Shi ......" Brother Shanyuan tentatively called out twice: "This is not the case!" ”

But the other end of the phone has already hung up directly.

"Oh! Have a lot of fun. The bird spirit clapped her hands.

Li Guo tugged at this time, the bird's sleeve, leaned into her ear and said, "Let's withdraw quickly, I still have to go back to check the information and make an overall plan." Now I'm a president anyway, so I have to do something. ”

Bird Zijing snorted, and then said to Brother Shanyuan, who was full of gray faces: "Let's contact us by phone, remember to tell me the real-time battle situation!" ”

And when Li Guo and the bird went out, the night owl also followed all the way, and when he was at the door, he was very careful to use a small brush to help Li Guo and the bird sweep all the dust on their bodies.

"This is your mother's ...... best," the first thing Torikoi said when she sat in the car: "Why can't you touch it." ”

Li Guo shrugged: "It's pretty good now......"

(To be continued)