"Your brother Shanyuan called and asked us to accompany him." Li Guo closed the phone with a smile: "He said he was afraid." ”

The bird tilted his head: "Don't bother with him, it's typical to get cheap and sell well." ”

After speaking, Bird Zijing started the car: "Li Guo, do you know your current location?" ”

The sudden seriousness of the bird spirit made Li Guo a little overwhelmed, accustomed to her having no face, no skin, no heart and no lungs, she was really a little confused at once.

So Li Guo shook his head blankly: "It's probably the senior management of a large enterprise, I like to read management books, and I should be able to deal with it." ”

Bird Zijing smiled and slapped Li Guo's chest: "You are too naïve to think. ”

"You will be the godfather of China's largest triad after the New Year." Bird Zijing held the steering wheel with one hand and propped up on the car door with the other, and his eyes were full of haze: "You think you are a bandit?" ”

Li Guo touched his head: "You say, I'll listen." ”

Bird Zijing stretched out a finger: "Please be my consultant, five games of backgammon and five games of military flags every day, drink with me unconditionally, and you must not dislike the unpalatable things I make." If you don't agree, I won't do it. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, thinking that your conditions are too harsh...... The backgammon military flag is still acceptable, but the food cooked by Bird Zijing, I don't know if she rubbed her feet into it, anyway, it has a strange taste, although it is not unpalatable, but it is definitely not as delicious as it is, thinking about it, Li Guo couldn't help but glance down at the feet of the bird who was wearing high heels but not wearing socks, and found that it was actually very smooth and round, and there were no miscellaneous pieces such as corn eyes.

"Look?" Bird Zijing poked Li Guo: "What are you thinking about?" ”

Li Guo sighed, and suddenly came back to his senses: "Can I cook for you in the future...... I promise not to put the skin of my feet. ”

“？” There was a moment of confusion on the bird's face, and her expression was a little weird: "You stuffy goods." Do you agree or disagree? ”

"Agreed, agreed." Li Guo nodded again and again: "But you can't do strange things to me, such as playing chess with me in just a pair of underwear." ”

Bird Zijing thought about it, and suddenly frowned: "Are you annoyed, why are there so many problems?" ”

Li Guo was directly entangled by her, and was silent for a while: "Okay, I promise you." ”

Seeing that Li Guo agreed, Toriko hurriedly stretched out his little finger: "Pull the hook." ”

"You're the godfather of the underworld!" Li Guo was furious: "Can you be a little more normal!" ”

The bird spirit pursed her lips and repeated in a tired voice: "Pull the hook hook ......"

Li Guo was very helpless when she was so confused, and he just pulled Bird Zijing's hand together like a child: "Satisfied, right?" ”

"The mourning family is very satisfied." Torikojing triumphantly withdrew her hand: "First of all, you must first know what your position is for." ”

"What for?" Li Guo followed her words and said, "You pay attention to the road, don't look at me......"

Bird Zijing sighed, twisted his head back, looked at the road and continued: "The Qinggang has a line, and the Hongmen is a large area, and the white lotus can't be found at all." Did you know that? ”

"I don't know......" Li Guo really didn't know, after all, this was too professional: "I really don't know." ”

"The concept of seniority in the Green Gang is very heavy, and the gang rules are very strict. And your position is generally occupied by the elders, which means that your position must be convincing. Bird Zijing shook his head and said: "But you are not even a member of the Green Gang now, if others don't say it, there will definitely be all kinds of speculations about you in their hearts, and it is very difficult to convince the public." ”

"I know that." Li Guo nodded: "Someone said it directly in the morning." ”

"Now the Green Gang has almost degenerated from a gang to the underworld, and it is not as strict as it used to be. But there are a lot of things you still need to pay attention to. Torikoshi tugged at the bra straps: "So tight...... Sick of it. ”

"You show off your fart, hurry up." Li Guo twisted his eyebrows and glanced at Bird Zijing's tight bra with a bar: "You don't know how to change to a large size." ”

"It's been growing, what can I do." Saying that, she pondered for a moment: "I'm afraid it's not going to be milked......"

Bird Zijing still wanted to continue to run around with her mouth full of wind, but she was forced by Li Guo's eyes, and she immediately turned pale: "In other words, you must now use thunder means to subdue a group of people first." This is called Liwei, and the new official has three fires. ”

Li Guo nodded: "I'm going to start with those who specialize in drug trafficking and those who collude with human traffickers." ”

“nonono。” Bird Zijing shook his fingers: "Specializing in drug trafficking, how can you do it with your current foundation." Running a gang is a step-by-step process. You can do it with human traffickers, and you'd better kill them all. ”

"So what should I do?" Li Guo rubbed his hands thoughtfully: "The drug traffickers can't move, and the skin and meat business can't move." Then I might as well take a job at the newspaper office, and still have time to practice swords in the evening. ”

Bird Zijing knocked Li Guo's head hard: "Why are you so stiff, you said that you have to go step by step." Don't you understand? ”

Saying that, Bird Zijing continued: "Do you understand knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger? You have to do enough to do it first, and your acting skills are better. Then abandon a small part of the business, tell everyone to be more restrained, and now someone is in charge. ”

Li Guo's eyes lit up: "You mean...... Let me start with a high-profile appearance? ”

"Baby, you're smart." Bird Zijing turned his hand and twisted Li Guo's face: "In the future, you have to act at the opportunity." But it's okay, you can have a good year. ”

"Don't call it a baby...... Li Guo also twisted the face of the bird essence: "I guess it's difficult......

"If you still want to keep a low profile, then you will be completely tragic." Bird Zijing smiled: "The Green Gang is going to give New Year's greetings to the upper echelons, think about it, now your status is higher than Bird Er, and that position turned out to be mine." Even if others think that you are the puppet of Bird Er and those old boys, you still have to do enough superficial work, send a New Year's gift or something, and maybe send a little star to your house. ”

"It's as mysterious as you say." Li Guo fiddled with the radio in the car: "You still think it's an urban novel." ”

"Real life is much more exciting than fiction, only you can't think of it, and it can't happen." Bird Zijing laughed so hard that his eyes were gone: "You can watch it then, anyway, I have to rely on you for my death during the Chinese New Year this year." ”

Why ......" Li Guo was stunned: "Don't you have nowhere to go?" ”

The bird spirit was stunned and shook her head silently.

"Then let's go back together." Saying that, Li Guo glanced at Bird Zijing: "Aren't you the patriarch?" ”

"Just me and Bird Two...... Bird Spirit's expression looked helpless: "Bird Two became a spirit thirty or forty years later than me." She is very boring, and every year during the Chinese New Year, she goes to the Maldives alone to bask in the sun. ”

Li Guo nodded, expressing his absolute agreement with Bird Zijing's words. The boredom of Bird II is obvious, everything is stylized and formulaic, and there is no bird spirit dancing so lightly. is also unusually taciturn.,It's almost the type that doesn't say a word unless it's a last resort.。

Moreover, Bird Er has no chest, no waist, and no ass, although he has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, he always feels that he is not a person all the way.

"She still retains the habit of laying eggs every year...... "The bird spirit continued, "Next time I take you to her house, her house has a room of eggs, but it is perverted." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and asked with a grin: "Can't you hatch a bird......

"I don't know, she doesn't hold a nest anyway, she was born and hung on the wall, and she hung a whole wall." There was a chilling expression on the bird's face: "Do you know how it feels...... It's like seeing a woman hang a used sanitary napkin on a wall. You say this is so perverted. ”

Li Guo listened to her description, couldn't help but shudder, and poured a big sip of Coke: "This is really perverted......"

After speaking, neither of them spoke again, and Li Guo's mind kept repeatedly broadcasting the image of Bird Er squatting on the bed and pulling eggs out, and the more he thought about it, the more cold he became. No wonder Bird Zijing won't provoke Bird Er until he has to, he can't stand it on anyone, this ...... "Okay, okay, don't think about her." Torikojing waved his hand in embarrassment: "I haven't finished talking about it yet." Where did I say? ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Go back to my house for the New Year......"

"No, that, not that." Bird Zijing waved his hand again and again: "By the way, the limelight of the Green Gang once overshadowed the famous mafia, and Hongmen was a little worse." Do you have confidence? ”

"Yes......" Li Guo said that, but suddenly he still felt pressure and howled when he wanted a young man who once sold bicycles to lead a transnational gangster organization.

"Yes?" Bird Zijing frowned, and the domineering spirit of the king on his body suddenly appeared: "That's no, from today onwards, my mother will give you make-up lessons every day, don't go out and be embarrassed when the time comes." ”

Li Guo was stunned: "I still have to practice swords...... I happen to be in a period of rapid growth right now, as Uncle Soul said......"

"Hurry up, when Sister Xue comes back, you still have to take her class, and then you can cry." Bird Zijing said and patted Li Guo's shoulder: "You should take the second college entrance examination." ”

Li Guo spread his hands helplessly: "Then what else can I do, who made me the godfather of the underworld in the future." The sky will descend on the great task, and you must take the college entrance examination twice first......"

While talking, Li Guo and Bird Zijing were almost home, but from afar they saw a very luxurious and luxurious Rolls-Royce parked downstairs in Bird Zijing, and Li Guo couldn't call the model, and there were many high-end cars around it.

"Dare to occupy the old lady's parking space?" After driving over, the bird spirit honked the horn violently, and then stuck his head out: "Your mother get out of the way of the old lady, this is not your mother's place for you to pretend to be forced." ”

But the bodyguard-like people in those cars just glanced back at the bird spirit, and they didn't react at all. Li Guo knew that things were going to be bad as soon as he saw the situation.

Before he could stop him, Torikoshi opened the car door and walked out. And Li Guo could only follow her out of the car.

"Get out of the way of the old lady." Torikoi stood directly in front of Rolls-Royce: "I'll give you thirty seconds." ”

With that, she began to look at her watch.

Li Guo also stepped forward at this time and knocked on the glass of the Rolls-Royce driver's seat: "I'm sorry for you." ”

And after the driver rolled down the window, he glanced back at the BMW of the bird spirit, and said with disdain: "This car is one or two hundred million, and your hundreds of thousands of cars will wait first." ”

Li Guo shrugged: "You did it yourself, don't blame me for not reminding you." ”

Sure enough, the driver's words completely ignited the bird spirit, and she sneered: "One or two million." ”

Li Guo coughed: "Don't go too far." ”

Bird Sei didn't answer, turned around and got into the BMW, and started the car. Then I took all the dolls and drinks from above. And pressed the throttle against a mat.

And after she got down herself, she suddenly pulled the hand brake, and the BMW suddenly went into the Rolls-Royce like an arrow from the string.

After a terrible explosion, Don't touch my front face and the back yard of the cherub turned into a pile of twisted metal, which looked like a tragic car accident.

…… Everyone present, the Rolls-Royce driver, bodyguards, and Li Guo all fell into a blank for a while.

No one thought that the bird spirit would be so straightforward.

And she didn't stop after she finished doing this, but rushed up with an arrow step, kicked the bulletproof window of the Rolls-Royce and flew out, and then pulled the driver out with one hand, pressed him to the ground and slapped him four or five times: "If you don't pretend to be forced, the old lady will forget it." Your mother is a little driver, and your mother and the old lady pretend to be big-tailed wolves? ”

At this time, those bodyguard-like people also reflected, opened the car door and pounced on the bird. And Li Guo smiled helplessly, and dodged in front of the bird spirit. Looking at the bodyguards who flew over, he was really anxious in his heart.

"I think it's good to settle it peacefully." Li Guo said as he put down those bodyguards lightly: "Force can't solve anything......"

For the current Li Guo, the speed of these people is simply negligible in his eyes, although he is very strange why he did it inexplicably, but anyway, if he doesn't care, the bird spirit really doesn't know what to do.

The bodyguards who were put down stood up one after another and continued to throw themselves into the battlefield, looking like they were quite professional bodyguards. But although Li Guo is not a very good master, he may not even be able to do Haiyan...... No, Mrs. Chun. But among these ordinary people, Li Guo can be regarded as a martial arts master.

Almost a small lift of the hand, a person will fall, and when he fell, Li Guo even took it with his hand a little, so as not to make people fall and have a concussion.

"Bird...... Enough is enough. Li Guo saw that someone had already reached into his waist and was about to take out a gun, and said loudly: "Don't use weapons, use weapons with killing and wounding surnames, I won't guarantee your safety." ”

However, Li Guo's words obviously have no effect. In an instant, Li Guo and Bird Zijing were pointed at their heads by dozens of pistols.

"Look at you." Li Guo was angry and funny: "In your own community, you still make so many troubles. ”

As he spoke, Li Guo took out his mobile phone, leaned over the damaged car, and lit a cigarette: "Bird, what do you say now?" ”

The bird spirit that the driver smoked like a pig's head stood up from the ground, snatched the cigarette from Li Guo's hand, and took a deep breath: "They scare and scare people, how dare they drive ......"

"Bang ......" A crisp and loud sound suddenly bloomed.

The cigarette on the bird spirit's hand was directly interrupted into two.

Li Guo's face changed, and he was just about to make a move. But the bird spirit intervened to stop him.

"The boss doesn't need to do it himself." After Torikojing finished speaking, he looked at the bodyguards: "You guys are unlucky." ”

As he spoke, the bird spirit suddenly whistled.

Then...... Then Li Guo suddenly found that in the building where the bird lived in the building, from the windows where the lights were almost never turned on, a long row of sniper gun barrels stretched out with brushes, and the cold light of the sights appeared from time to time.

"This is the first lesson for you." Bird Zijing grabbed Li Guo's arm: "Prevention is before it burns." ”

After speaking, she raised her hand high and said to her watch: "Whoever dares to move, will explode." ”

And the watch also made a loud sound, and dozens of different voices came from it "understood"

"Shoot again." Torikoshi pointed to his head: "Hit this." ”

Of course, those bodyguards knew what was going on around them, but in this case, it was obvious that their side was going to be unlucky, and it was necessary to destroy them all. The job of these absolutely professionally trained bodyguards was to protect their employers, not to play with their lives, so they all laid down their guns.

With his hands raised above his head, he consciously stood in a row.

"Did you learn?" Toriko's smile on his face: "Psychological warfare is very important. ”

Li Guo nodded, but he didn't think it had much to do with psychological warfare, mainly because those dozens of PSG1s were enough to make people frightened, and what about the high-level snipers for 50,000 US dollars...... "Let them stand here." Li Guo tugged at the sleeve of the bird spirit: "Let's go and see who is so awesome." ”

Toriko shrugged: "This building is full of my people, and the only occupant is me." This man is either looking for me or for you. ”

Li Guo looked at Rolls-Royce and patted his head: "Maybe it's looking for Mo Chou." ”

"I remember." Bird Zijing tugged at Li Guo's sleeve: "I know who it is!" That little forced person is too self-sufficient. ”

Anyway, there have been people complaining to me about the ending of the ragtags. and speculation about the ending of the book.

Let me tell you clearly...... Miscellaneous is a book written for oneself to satisfy a gratuitous heroism complex. And this book, in fact, the plot itself does not allow for tragedy, which is obvious to all, so there is nothing to detour, just rest assured.

In fact, as a loyal lover of reunions, I personally don't like tragedy very much. But I have to say that sometimes that sour feeling does make people feel good.

(To be continued)