Chapter 13: Catherine

As soon as we finished eating, Aunt Meng led Lao Li over, pointed to Lin Ziwen and said, "It's him." ”

Lin Ziwen said blankly: "What's wrong?" ”

Lao Li grabbed Lin Ziwen's hand and shook it vigorously: "Thank you!" ”

Aunt Meng said on the side: "Doctor Lin, the medicine you prescribed is really spiritual, and the second child of the old Li family will be effective after drinking it in the afternoon." ”

Lin Ziwen reluctantly smiled: "It's nothing, it's just a very ordinary home remedies." ”

Lao Li held his hand and said earnestly: "Doctor Lin, I've been suffering from insomnia lately, do you think you can prescribe some medicine?" ”

Lin Ziwen said: "Eat more to nourish your qi, don't worry about it ...... usually"

At this time, a group of old men and old ladies came over and said, "Doctor Lin, I have a toothache for a long time, do you have time to take a look?" "Doctor Lin, my daughter-in-law can't give milk after giving birth, what should I eat?" "Dr. Lin, can corns be cured?" ……

Lin Ziwen said frantically: "I'm really not a doctor. ”

I gloated on the side: "Don't worry, come one by one, Dr. Lin has decided to stay on our Wangfu Street, and everyone can look for him at any time if they have something." ”

Everyone rejoiced and said, "Now it's okay, there will be doctors on our street in the future." Saying that, he hugged Lin Ziwen and went away, Lin Ziwen turned his head in amazement and threw a resentful glance at me......

I laughed and said, "Yes! Heaven has no way to go, and hell has no door to cast! ”

Everyone sweated, and Wang Shuisheng said leisurely: "Ah Yi, as your boss, is really mature......

……

At night, I put on the suit that Zhang Taiwei brought me, put on sunglasses, hung the radio headset around my neck, held a banana in my hand and posed in the mirror, and hummed the soundtrack from 007.

Xiaohui smiled: "The country is looking for you to be a bodyguard, not a spy." ”

Ah Po touched my body up and down, "Where's the gun?" Didn't get a gun? ”

I opened his hand that was about to touch the place where it shouldn't be, and said, "Wushuang and his brother-in-law said I don't need it." ”

Xiaohui said: "I don't think I need it, bodyguards should be the profession with the least guns in the world." ”

I asked, "How do you say that?" ”

Xiaohui said: "The profession of bodyguard, to sum up, is actually to do one job, that is, to block bullets, pull out a gun and shoot everywhere, which is a scene that can only be found in a lame movie." Because in terms of probability, the killer's first shot hitting the target is actually not big or not enough to be fatal, and what the bodyguard has to do is not to give the killer a chance to hit the second shot and block the target with his body, Lincoln, Kennedy, and Rabin were all killed by several shots in a row, of course, the best bodyguards are better at observing the environment and relying on intuition, and can take measures before the killer acts. No one knows how many assassinations they have invisibly prevented. In short, bodyguards are a profession that sacrifices oneself to protect others. ”

I was depressed and said, "That's not what the book says." ”

Wushuang said: "Who is still a bodyguard when it is written in the book?" ”

Ah Po said: "Maybe that's what the book says, and Wushuang and his brother-in-law deleted it for you." ”

Wushuang snorted and said, "Zhang Taiwei is not that kind of person, and it will not be dangerous for Ah Yi to do this." ”

Ah Po said: "Look, help their family talk now, boss, take me with you tomorrow." ”

I laughed and said, "If you don't say anything, I have to take you with me, but now that you have such a plague god behind your ass, I'm still afraid of harming the pond fish." ”

Early the next morning, I bought back the breakfast as usual, called them to get up, and just after eating, the phone rang, and when I saw that it was the military contact number left by Zhang Taiwei for me, I put on a suit, put on sunglasses, and waved at them coolly: "Let's go, your boss has gone to block bullets." ”

Wushuang said: "How many days will you go?" ”

I didn't reply: "More than 5 days, less than 3 days." ”

Wang Shuisheng said: "Can I sleep in your bed when you leave?" ”

I looked back: "Absolutely not!" ”

Xiaohui smiled: "Be careful in everything, and call us if you have something." ”

I snapped my fingers again coolly, and when I turned around, I almost hit the door......

I went downstairs, and it was a tall man under Zhang Taiwei who came to pick me up, and I sat in the co-pilot next to him, and he smiled at me: "Officially thank you for saving our captain, it was really inconvenient to say last time." ”

I snorted, "I remember you said that the chicken arm was removed and Ann was not on the eagle. ”

The tall man smiled embarrassedly and held out his hand to me as he drove: "They all call me Lao Gao." ”

I shook him and said, "Just call me Ah Yi - you better drive well." ”

Our car rushed all the way to the airport, and when we were about to arrive, the radios in Lao Gao's car rang one after another, and people kept reporting the situation to him or others, and Lao Gao said to me after receiving a report: "It's all plainclothes." ”

When we were still a long way from the airport, we could already see the armed police cars and heavily armed armed policemen on both sides of the road, flashing dazzling police lights.

I couldn't help but say, "That's too careful, isn't it?" ”

Lao Gao smiled bitterly: "No way, Princess Catherine has a special identity, there are some kings from the Arab world and Africa who came to our country in the past, and the queen of the United Kingdom, but the princess is really the first time to receive her, and I don't know what specifications to use, so I can only start with ensuring her safety, saying that our princess seems to have a lot of enemies." ”

Lao Gao parked the car and led me to see Zhang Taiwei who was already waiting in the airport VIP lounge, the VIP room was already quite comfortable and carefully decorated, Zhang Taiwei was already busy, but after seeing me, he temporarily refused to listen to all calls, he looked at his watch and said: "The plane arrives at 9:40, the princess will rest here for a while, and after meeting with the leaders of the province, I will introduce you to each other, if you have something, you can contact me or Lao Gao directly." ”

I nodded.

Zhang Taiwei said: "Go out of the airport, go to the Lido Hotel first, there will be a banquet in the evening, and then you will all accompany her until she leaves China!" ”

I just said, "Okay." Seeing that he was a little nervous, I smiled and comforted him, "Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that all kinds of bullets will not hurt her." ”

Zhang Taiwei said: "How close do you need to be to keep her safe?" ”

I said, "It's better to be within 3 meters, 2 meters is better." ”

Zhang Taiwei nodded: "I'll arrange it later." ”

After saying that, he was busy again, and the most troublesome thing for him was not the assassins who could not be seen or touched, but the swarming reporters, these people could not beat or scold, they were like ghosts, and it was easy to cause chaos.

I stayed alone in the VIP room, very bored, wanted to smoke a cigarette, a touch of the pocket, cigarettes and lighters did not take, went out to ask a few soldiers, did not smoke, I looked at the watch is only half past nine, thinking that the princess came to the welcome ceremony and meet the leader, how can I take care of me after 10 o'clock, so I slipped to the airport supermarket to buy a box, but unexpectedly found that I did not even bring a wallet, and now I am worthless except for this valuable suit.

If you are at a train station, you can just go into the smoking room and hang up with someone, but this is an airport, there are almost no dead spots for smoking, and people here are well-dressed and have a straight face, you are embarrassed to come forward and talk to you. As you know, the more smokers don't smoke, the more they want to smoke, I was so anxious to scratch my ears and cheeks, and I saw a cleaner in gray walking past me, and the nails on his hands that grabbed the garbage cans were burnt yellow, and he looked like an old smoker, and I shouted ruthlessly: "Uncle." ”

The old man was stunned and said, "Call me?" ”

I was embarrassed and said, "Is there any smoke?" ”

The old man looked me up and down, and without saying a word, he took out a box of red plums and handed it to me. ”

I sighed and said, "Forget it." ”

The uncle said expressionlessly: "You go to the toilet window over there to smoke, I don't see it." ”

I followed him to the window, and he handed me a cigarette, helped me to play it, looked at me and said, "What, business is not going well?" ”

Me: "Uh...... No. ”

Uncle said: "Don't lie to me, I've been observing you for a long time, I can't even afford a pack of cigarettes and I want to wear a famous brand with face, I've seen a lot of people like you, but don't be discouraged, young man, you're still young, everything is possible, do a good job after smoking this cigarette!" You'll make a comeback. Uncle enlightened me for a long time, stuffed the half box of red plums in my hand and said, "This is for you." "He went to work.

I watched this uncle who believed in Li Ning go away, thinking that there are still many good people in the world.

At this time, I made a loud phone call - this thing is still on me, and that is because I think I must be able to use it as a bodyguard, and my wallet is not so careful, and I stay on Wangfu Street every day, and it makes no difference whether I bring it or not.

I picked up the phone, and Zhang Taiwei shouted: "He Anyi, where did you go?" ”

I was dissatisfied: "What are you shouting, I'll come out and get a cigarette to smoke." ”

"Why don't you wear headphones?"

I touched the earphones in my pocket and said, "I don't need it again." ”

Zhang Taiwei hurriedly said: "Come back quickly, the princess is waiting to see you." ”

I looked at a watch before 10 o'clock, and said that this princess is really fast enough, there are too many people in the airport hall, and it is inconvenient for me to use my brain, although no one can see me when I run after slowing down the time, but it is not good for a person to disappear into the air inexplicably, right?

I ran to the door of the VIP lounge sweating profusely, Zhang Taiwei was waiting anxiously, he looked at me complainingly, didn't care what to say, and walked in with me.

On the sofa in the VIP room, a young woman with chestnut hair was sitting there elegantly, she heard the voice at the door, turned her head slightly, and just looked at me who had just entered the door, I only felt my body twitch slightly, from the chest, to the trachea, and then to the brain, three points and one line like a firing pin in a pistol made a reciprocating motion, that stupid look like an earthworm was instantly sucked away of the viscous body, leaving only an empty shell......

She's so beautiful! Please forgive me for not being able to describe her appearance in words, I can only confess: a cynical monster like me, whose strength is among the top three of the demon clan, was drawn by this human being just by looking at it.

At that time, my mind was very confused, like seeing the aurora up close, dizzy and dazed, inexplicably feeling happy and lost, if I were to leave her at this time and never see her again, I would never forget the long chestnut hair, and those black grape-like eyes, those eyes, too lazy not to hide anything, but still beautiful.

I looked at the woman on the sofa in a daze, not knowing what to say, because I didn't know if she was the princess Catherine in the photo, the person in the photo was indeed a complete beauty, but obviously less than one-tenth of the person in front of me, there is still a big difference between a beauty and a peerless beauty, anyway, if I were a killer, I would never confuse these two people. Thinking of this, I even suddenly thought: the photo was deliberately taken out of standard, in order to protect the princess from the side?

Zhang Taiwei secretly kicked me and said in a very official tone: "An Yi, I came to meet Princess Catherine, and during the princess's stay in China, you will have the honor to be her servant." ”

I naturally came back to my senses - some people's beauty is like this, although it is stunning but not sharp, there is no malicious lethality, and princesses are like that.

I first stretched out my hand and wanted to shake her hand, thinking that it was not appropriate, and I wanted to have a European court ceremony like Wang Shuisheng, but I felt that it was nondescript, and finally I had to wave at her awkwardly: "Hello." ”

Ekaterina looked at me playfully and did not speak. Although she has a standard Asian goose egg face, she can still be seen at a glance as a foreigner, her eyebrows are very long and thick, but they don't affect her beauty at all, especially after seeing her, even the most critical aesthetes will think that it is a failure not to grow like this, and I now finally understand the origin of her title of "princess of the world" - except for a few remote tribes that are beautiful with fat and cleft lips, Catherine is a universal beauty, a noble princess.

But I couldn't stand the silence of the beautiful woman anymore, so I asked Zhang Taiwei in a normal tone: "What about the translation?" Why didn't she bring a translator? "I'll just find out about this key surname, this beautiful girl seems to be coming to China for the first time, and I guess she doesn't even understand the meaning of "hello". Without waiting for Zhang Taiwei to say anything, I hurriedly said: "Damn, you don't want me to communicate with her in English, I can't do anything but 'excuseme'!" ”

Zhang Taiwei glanced at the princess and explained: "Actually, ......"

I interrupted him and said, "Actually, don't tell me you didn't think I couldn't speak English beforehand, I have a college diploma, but a college diploma doesn't need English level 4!" ”

At this time, Catherine said lightly: "Actually, I can speak Chinese. ”

I was startled, an arrow step jumped out of the distance, and said unexpectedly: "I ......" Fortunately, I swallowed the word "rely on" in a hurry, I really didn't expect to meet another Wang Shuisheng here.

Ekaterina looked at me sneeringly, and said insincerely: "It's a pleasure to meet you, He Anyi, I will work hard for you in the future." Although he is not as eloquent as Wang Shuisheng, he is also very fluent.

I said stupidly, "You're welcome, it's my pleasure." ”

(To be continued)