Seeing that we had met, Zhang Taiwei said very formally: "The two of you have already met, and I hope you can establish trust in the shortest possible time." He turned to Catherine and said, "Princess, this is the best bodyguard that our Chinese political axe can invite for you, and I hope your trip to China is pleasant and fulfilling." ”

Ekaterina smiled: "Yes, thank you." ”

Zhang Taiwei saluted and pulled me when he was about to go out.

I followed him to the door, and Zhang Taiwei asked me very directly: "Beautiful, right?" ”

I exclaimed, "Beautiful! ”

Zhang Taiwei smiled: "It is said that there was a killer who went to great lengths to get to the princess's side, but when he saw the princess in real person, he couldn't do it anymore, and he was still crying bitterly when the police took him away." ”

“…… Is that an exaggeration, that man had a heart attack, right? ”

Zhang Taiwei smiled slightly, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Anyway, you won't complain about the task we gave you now, to be honest, I'm very jealous of you, if it weren't for you, I should have done this job." ”

I said expressionlessly, "I will truthfully convey your words to Sister Wushuang." ”

Zhang Taiwei smiled, and finally said solemnly: "From now on, you will have to protect the princess closely, and you will have to ride in a car with her on the way to the hotel in a while." ”

I nodded, "Got it." ”

Zhang Taiwei walked away with the two soldiers standing guard at the door, and I was just about to go in again, when five big men suddenly came out of the room next to me, four of them were European appearances, and the leader was actually an old Arab man with his head still wrapped, about 50 years old, with a white beard with a circled face, dark blue eyes, and a round waist.

As soon as I put my hand on the doorknob, the old man suddenly stopped in front of me, put his hands on his chest, and coldly and politely stopped me from entering, and I said loudly, "I am the princess's bodyguard!" ”

He signaled that I didn't understand what I was saying, and still blocked the door, since I was a bodyguard, I also pushed him unceremoniously, who knew that the old guy was very strong, and the strength of his hand was very strong, and he bounced me away with just one wave, and at the same time the four big men behind him put their hands into their clothes, and I said in my heart, could it be that the killer came to the door so quickly? I also pinched the handle of the little hoe in my trouser pocket......

As soon as the door opened, Catherine poked her head out and looked at her, and motioned for us all to enter. She sat down on the couch again and said to me very casually, "Let me introduce you, they are all my bodyguards, and Uncle Ghosh is their captain." He pointed to the old Arab man. Sure enough, it is a country where royal power is supreme, and it is the first time that I have heard the word guard again in modern society, and the 4 macho men all bowed their heads humbly as soon as they heard the princess introducing themselves.

The old man was still looking at me warily, and Catherine introduced me to him in a foreign language, and Ghosh looked me up and down and said something that I did not understand at all, and the four guards behind him laughed, and I asked Catherine blankly: "What did he say?" ”

Ekaterina said: "He said that you Orientals are all sissies, and even the bodyguards are so delicate." ”

I looked at myself, and compared them, unfortunately found that people are qualified to say this about me, I am slightly less than 1.80 meters tall, which is not low in China, but the average height of the other 5 people is more than 1.95 meters, and the horizontal area is huge, I have to admit, let alone block bullets, these 5 people standing together may not even be able to defend against missiles......

I was not convinced and said: "Although the urine bubble is big, there are no catties, and although the scale is small, you tell him." "We don't have to be polite in the face of the Fanbang barbarians, the famous sayings in the four famous books are not for you to kill each other!

Catherine said: "Your sentence is too complicated to translate." ”

Me: "......"

Ghosh said something again, this time I heard it, he was speaking English, but with a strong Arabic flavor, we watched bin Laden on TV and what kind of demonstration video he made, that's the smell, but as for what he said, I still didn't understand......

Catherine turned to me and said, "Captain Ghosh says you look like a monkey. ”

I said angrily, "That's better than an ape-man who hasn't evolved yet." ”

Catherine said, "I can only help you tell him that monkeys have monkey dexterity." ”

Ghosh listened to her words and replied with a sneer, which Ekaterina conveyed to me in due course: "He said that dexterity has a fart, can he catch a bullet?" ”

I don't understand why human beings always talk about grabbing bullets, and they always have a sarcastic and repulsive attitude towards things they don't understand, so can't they be humble?

This time I did not use Catherine to translate, and answered the bearded Hui firmly and directly in English: "Yes, I can!" ”

This time the room was full of laughter, and Catherine told me: "Captain Ghosh thinks you should go to an American talk show -- it's like your Chinese cross talk." ”

I said depressedly, "You tell him ......"

Catherine shrugged and said, "Your affairs will be solved by yourself, and I am not a translator!" He rolled his eyes and walked out.

Now I was completely depressed, in this jealous battle, I was defeated miserably, this legendary princess who is good at making enemies everywhere is obviously more protective of her guards, pulling his hand, supporting his mouth, and not a word of what I said has been passed through, and not a word of damage to me has been lost...... Although I admit that she can roll her eyes and conquer the country, I am upset that she has succeeded in making an enemy for herself!

The old Muslim walked out with his four men following the princess, looking back at me gloatingly, the five of them surrounded the princess like jujube pits, and the other protective measures did seem a little redundant.

As soon as I got out of the airport hall, hundreds of reporters suddenly rushed up, almost everyone had a camera behind the cordon, the magnesium lights flashed sharply, Ghosh they were very experienced and had already worn sunglasses, at this time Anzhiruosu, I was flashed dizzy, then I knew the magic of sunglasses, hurriedly took them out and covered their eyes, the princess waved at them elegantly, smiled, but the speed of travel was not slow, and soon a row of luxury cars stopped in front of us silently, Gosh they escorted Catherine into the car in a circle, and then turned around and walked to the one behind, I naturally pulled the car door and sat in, Ekaterina was putting a pair of ** on the back seat and rubbing it vigorously, seeing me open the door, I was stunned and said: "What are you doing?" He hurriedly put his leg down.

I got into the car: "We're going to have to get in a car from now on." ”

Then Ghosh and his guards surrounded him at the same time, but he did not dare to open the door rashly, so he had to knock the glass, and Catherine lowered the window, and Ghosh looked at me angrily, and then asked his master what he wanted, and Catherine made a good gesture to him, and then turned to me and said, "What is this?" Don't you know that I've always been used to riding alone in the car? ”

I spread my hands and said, "For your safety, it was explained from above." ”

She snorted, "Then let it be." She made another gesture at Ghosh, and the guards left with reluctance, and I was all comfortable, and finally won back a city!

Catherine closed the window, although she withdrew her legs, she still did not sit honestly, she leaned back in her seat lazily, turned her head to look at me and said directly: "Don't mind what happened just now, I admit that I did it on purpose, but you don't want to deal with a stubborn old man, do you?" ”

I'm embarrassed now, it's strange for a person with such a noble status to speak in such a tone with you, as if you can be completely free at once, I smiled, "Where." ”

She put her arms behind her head, looked at me playfully, and asked, "Is it your first time being a bodyguard?" ”

Me: "Yes...... It could also be the last time. ”

Ekaterina sneered and said, "Dissatisfied with me or disappointed in this profession?" ”

"Uh...... No. "But the way she looks now is really like the generous and elegant princess just now, and I kind of understand why she is used to riding alone in the car.

Sure enough, Catherine got straight to the point: "I'm probably going to stay in China for a while, if we want to get along well, I think we have to adapt to each other, I don't want to keep that hellish demeanor in any corner, you can follow me closely, but it's better not to make a fuss, of course, you can write a memoir or something in private and write it down and publish it, I don't care." ”

I said, "I'm not that bored. ”

"That's good." She yawned and looked at the rows of buildings outside, "China is better than I thought." ”

I didn't have anything to say, "Her Royal Highness the princess also speaks Chinese well. "It's not exactly a compliment.

Catherine said: "My grandmother is a quarter of Chinese ancestry, and although the population of our Fuga Kingdom is less than 1 million, there is actually a Chinese town, so I am very curious about China and have always wanted to see what kind of country this is. ”

I joked, "Then there will be one-sixteen Chinese blood in the princess's generation." ”

Catherine said, "You can call me Catherine or Linda in the future." ”

"Uh, okay, you can call me Xiao He or An Yi in the future."

Then the two of us look at me and I look at you, and I suddenly felt uncomfortable and said, "I'll call you princess." ”

She also laughed: "I also call you He Anyi." ”

The two of us looked at each other and laughed at the same time. People are like this sometimes, it will be more embarrassing to be too rusty but to pretend to be very kind, but fortunately, we are all very direct people, and we simply pierced this awkward relationship, and now compared to "Catherine" and "An Yi", we call them by their names more comfortable and tacit.

Then the driver said, "Princess, we have arrived at the hotel." ”

Ekaterina hummed casually, her legs paddled back and forth on the ground, and after four or five seconds, she suddenly opened her eyes and said, "Where are my shoes?" ”

I was dazed and said, "What are your shoes?" ”

Ekaterina was a little anxious: "I used to take off my shoes when I got in the car - I can't find it!" ”

I was also in a hurry, so I hurriedly leaned over and looked around under the saddle and said, "What are you doing with your shoes off?" ”

At this time, through the coffee-colored glass, you can already see that both sides of the road are full of neatly dressed people lined up to greet us, they applaud and look at us expectantly, there are many provincial and municipal leaders and hotel executives, as well as reporters from various major media, all of whom are waiting for us.

When the driver saw that we were silent, he wondered, "Princess? ”

I shouted, "Don't rush, look for shoes!" As he spoke, he finally pulled one out from under his seat and said, "Half the battle!" ”

Ekaterina was still amused by me at this juncture: "You want me to jump out?" ”

…… The other shoe is that nothing can be found.

It would be nice to say if it was a long skirt, but then I realized that she was wearing a casual outfit now, with Snoopy printed on the upper T-shirt and a short skirt on the lower body.

When the people outside saw that we had not come out for a long time, they began to wonder, and Ghosh came briskly with someone, and Catherine pushed me and said, "Go out and open the door for me." ”

I didn't have time to think about it, so I hurriedly got out of the car and ran to the other side to slowly open the door, and the people began to cheer and applaud again......

As soon as Catherine bowed her head, she gracefully and playfully got out of the car with two skirt corners, and suddenly someone shouted: "The princess is not wearing shoes!" ”

Our stunningly brilliant princess deliberately poked out a slender jade foot when she got out of the car, and then stepped into the deep flowers as soon as she landed.

Lucky...... Fortunately, this is a five-star hotel, fortunately to greet a princess, the hotel has just picked the flowers all over the road, from the door to the front of the car, and our princess is carrying a shoe, holding up the skirt, the style falls into the flowers, her beautiful appearance suddenly caused a burst of amazement, countless cameras flashed, the beautiful picture of this historical surname was left forever.

Flowers, beauties, and barefoot angels are nothing more artistic, and the mortal people can only look at this picture blankly, and no one has time to wonder: why the princess only has one shoe in her hand......

Catherine smiled, holy and elegant, full of playful girlish feelings, walked barefoot slowly through the flower street, the place was so radiant that the laity all bowed their heads and held their breath, I followed her, and could not help but admire the five bodies to the ground, and when I was about to go up the steps, the princess whispered: "Carry me in!" ”

I walked slowly to the princess, took one hand on her waist, and took one of her calves in the crook of my arm, and lifted her horizontally, with a calm and unhurried movement, as solemn as a savior. There were countless cheers and screams behind me.

Yes, Catherine created a classic when she first came to China, and since then, flower paving has become a reserved program for the Lido Hotel, and whenever a high-ranking and wealthy wife stays, the hotel will ask in advance if she wants this project. And since then, this trend has also prevailed among the people, every time someone gets married, the bride will always try her best to get flowers, and then get out of the car with her face half-covered with a pipa, lift the corner of her skirt, and carry a shoe in her hand. Note that it must be one, because if there are two, one hand or two in the other, the former is very aesthetically destructive: one hand and one shoe look more like a woman chasing her husband, while the latter is like crossing a mudflat after a rain, and in this the world, the people of the world have to admire the aesthetic attainments of Princess Catherine afterwards, and the difference between one shoe and countless masters of art is ashamed.

Of course, as more and more people wanted this project, the flowers were no longer enough, and finally someone found a way to recycle and sell the flowers that were still in good condition today to the next customer, and those flowers were trampled around, and many people got their feet in this way.

(To be continued)