Chapter 300: The Foreign Friends of the Long Street Banquet Are Here
Wang Yong and a group of villagers fled in embarrassment, really insensitive to the "deliciousness" of stinky tofu, and couldn't accept this kind of food that belonged to a small number of people.
After a few steps back, the mobile phone in his pocket rang. I was thinking about whether to go back to my stall to have a look, and if there was no one to eat the big fish, Wang Yong planned to call his father and ask him to bring the gringos to help him clean up first.
"Hey, Dad, I was just thinking about giving you a call, how about it, where are you going?" Wang Yong put his mobile phone to his ear and asked with concern.
"Alas! Don't mention it, the city doesn't know how to know about this, early this morning the mayor personally led the team over, what propaganda minister, public security, outreach, the head of a large number of departments in the government, I am dizzy to see! ”
Listening to Wang Hai's ostentatious talk, Wang Yong tilted his head and thought about it, and he understood what was going on. Such a large number of foreigners came to the port city together, it would be strange if they didn't say it!
What's more, there are very real big people in it, and in the United States, they are all masters who can make the president of the United States have to serve carefully. When we arrive in China, if the relevant departments do not report it to the port city, then something will really happen.
"Dad, you don't want to think about it, what are the identities of my Uncle Mei and Uncle Ford? It would be strange if the government pretended to be deaf and dumb! I guess the central government will have to send someone to participate in the reception. ”
Wang Hai was silent on the phone for a long time, and just when Wang Yong was anxious about whether something happened over there, Wang Hai's voice came again.
"I just chatted with a leader of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, by the way, what did you just say?"
Wang Yong looked up at the sky and rolled his eyes. Come on, don't say anything.
"Let's go. It is estimated that it will take more than an hour to get to the village. By the way, you inform your Uncle Niu, forget it, let's call him. That's it, do you have anything else to do? ”
"Can I say anything else?" Wang Yong weakly came to such a sentence.
"Doodoo-"
Wang Yong held up his mobile phone and looked at it twice, and reluctantly closed the lid. He let out a long breath and began to whisper in his mouth: "I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm really not angry!" ”
"Wang Yong! Come here, come over and do me a favor! ”
A shout woke Wang Yong up, and he glanced at the place where the sound came from, and immediately rolled his eyes again, but he didn't mean to move his feet, and his two heels were rooted. Standing in place, looking over with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Why are you standing stupidly? Hurry up, huh? I'm in a bit of a hurry, you come over first to help me watch my stall, and I'll be back in half an hour at most. ”
Wang Yong looked at the nobility that was holding his stomach on the side, pretending to be shit blocking the ass door, and quickly came to his side, and ran away without hesitation.
"Wang Yong! You damn bastard! You wait for me! There are times when you regret it! ”
I'm sure I'll regret it if I don't run! Wang Yongcai is not stupid, it is strange to believe him. He was a little careful. Coupled with his ninth-rate acting skills, if you can't see through what he has in mind. Wang Yong felt that he must have had a cold and was not well, and he had a fever and was confused.
strolled all the way, once again refused N more invitations to eat, shook his arms, and returned to his stall like a second-rate person.
The long street banquet in Wangjiazhuang is different from the authentic Hani people, and this stall is one of them. On the other side, a family gathers together at a small table. Here, Wangjiazhuang has a lot of money, and it was directly replaced by a small shed stall of about ten square meters.
The previous rehearsal was made with color steel tiles, and this time the two sides of the road are all ten-square-meter small houses made of bricks and stones. It's about two meters tall and two or three meters long and wide. On this side of the road, in addition to a doorway that allows people to enter and exit, there is a platform about a meter or so made of brick and stone.
These small houses are also called street stalls. It is divided into families according to the actual population of the village, and the surplus is rented by the same village to those outsiders to do some small business.
Not to mention anything else, with such a small stall alone, every household in the village can get a rent of 18,000 yuan in a year! The village committee, which holds more than 100 stalls, is enough to meet the expenses of the village committee for a year!
"Uncle Liu, why are you there? Where's my grandma? ”
"The old lady went out with a few old people in the village, don't worry, your Uncle Li and Xiao Yong are with you."
Dr. Liu sat on a chair in the stall, there was a lot of food on the stone platform, it should have been brought to him by the nearby villagers, he was eating this bite, tasting that, and then taking a sip of beer.
Wang Yong walked in, pulled a chair in his hand, sat next to Dr. Liu, took out a bottle of beer from the cardboard box under his feet, pulled the pull tab, and took a sip.
"Uh-"
"You kid, how old are you to learn to drink? It's better to wait until you're a few years older to learn this thing, now your physical development is not complete, it's really not for you! ”
Wang Yong glanced at him without thinking about it, thought about it, raised the can and gestured like a provocation from Dr. Liu, and then poured another sip violently.
"Whew-cool! I said, Uncle Liu, don't come with me! Don't forget, I learned a little bit from that old leaf. Beer, known as liquid bread, is nutritious, and as long as you don't drink too much, it's still good for your body. ”
"Okay, then you can drink here by yourself, I'm afraid that when the old lady comes back and sees me drinking with you, she will have to settle accounts with me."
After saying this, Dr. Liu immediately got up and left, except for the back of the stall, as if a mad dog was chasing him behind him, and they all trotted up.
Wang Yong watched Uncle Liu's figure disappear quickly In the crowded crowd, Wang Yong just wanted to reach out and grab a few peanuts to eat, but before he could reach the peanuts, he was stunned!
He was stunned for fifteen seconds before he withdrew his hand, patted his head, and looked at the direction where Dr. Liu had just disappeared with remorse.
"Eyes all day long, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to be pecked by Yan when his eyes were pecked? Depend on! If the old saying goes. Ginger is old and spicy, and people are old traitors! ”
What are you afraid that the old lady will see, if Wang Yong still doesn't understand what's going on at this time, then it will be a fool for so many years. This is obviously someone dug a hole for him, just waiting for him to jump into it himself!
I just saw through the noble conspiracy, and I haven't been happy for long. Wang Yong looked at the place where Dr. Liu disappeared for several minutes before he lifted the can and poured it hard.
Reaching out and grabbing a few peanuts and throwing them into his mouth, he thought they were Dr. Liu, who had long been at ease without knowing where he was, and gritted his teeth and chewed the fried crispy peanuts with a crunchy sound.
"Yo, why did you personally go into battle, nephew? Where's your dad? ”
A villager passed by Wang Yong, standing outside more than a meter away from the stall and greeting him, as if a Tyrannosaurus rex could emerge at any time in this stall.
Wang Yong glared at him angrily. I muttered in my heart that I really can't speak, aren't you pouring salt on other people's wounds? Would you like to stay here honestly?
"Don't talk about those who don't have it, if you want to eat fish, you can eat as much as you want, if you just take the pot away, I will thank you!"
Who knew that as soon as Wang Yong finished speaking, the man turned around and ran, and Wang Yong was dumbfounded. Am I that scary? What are you running? It's a big day. If the horse stumbles and stumbles. That's a lot of fun.
Thinking like this, Wang Yong looked at the villager for a long time, and kept cursing in his heart, no, he was expecting him to fall and fall on his stomach.
Pity. The Buddhas in the sky, domestic and foreign immortals were all recited, and people disappeared into the crowd, which made Wang Yong's eyes widen. It's like being abandoned by a woman, that's called a dejected!
"Hehehehe, your trick is not good, Liu Bin deceived Gao Gui and asked him to help watch the stall has long been spread, how can people still be deceived?"
A nice glutinous voice came from the side, and Wang Yong knew who was talking without looking up. Therefore, without raising his head, he replied:
"Humph! What do you know? Am I that kind of person? When Gao Gui was about to do this trick to me just now, I knew what he was going to with a single glance, so I wasn't as boring as them! ”
"Really?"
The girl asked mischievously, her tone full of suspicion, obviously not believing in Wang Yong's character. It was this point that made Wang Yong angry all of a sudden.
"I said what the hell are you from over there, why did you turn your elbow out? Are you so happy to see me laughing? I really don't have any sympathy, I'm so sad! ”
Wang Yong looked heartbroken, pretended to wipe a handful of tears, then tilted his head, as if he didn't want the tears to flow, and raised the beer can and took a big sip.
"Drink to kill sorrow and sorrow! Drinking stuffy alcohol is not good for your health! ”
"Who's worried? Are you worried? Whoever is depressed, am I depressed? See clearly," Wang Yong pointed to his face and looked at the stall next to him, although it was separated by a wall, but he let it be as if he could see through the wall, and shouted angrily:
"See clearly, how happy the smile on Lao Tzu's face is! Hahahaha-"
"Yes, yes, I said it wrong, don't laugh, okay?"
Listening to the voice on the other side full of concern and worry, Wang Yong's laughter stopped suddenly, just like a rooster that was pinched by the neck, and stopped abruptly.
"You're mad at me!"
After a long time, there was still no sound from there, and Wang Yong couldn't bear it and just wanted to speak, but another voice came from there.
"Do you eat ribs? It's been stewed overnight, but it's delicious! ”
"Eat!" Wang Yong gritted his teeth and spit out a word.
"Well, just drinking alcohol is not good for your health, and eating more meat and drinking less alcohol!"
As the words fell, a small white hand holding a large bowl full of large pork ribs handed it over from the shore of the stall next to it and put it on the table on Wang Yong's side. From beginning to end, the girl over there did not show a figure.
"Yo, I said Lingling, I said you're too partial, right? Look at what I'm in this bowl, and then look at the bowl you gave to your house? Tsk, it's worthy of Qin Mei's sweetheart! This treatment, my heart is wow cool and wow cool! ”
I don't know who ridiculed Wang Yong and Lingling's words, but they didn't get the echo of their imagination, after all, in Wangjiazhuang, not everyone has the courage to do this. Of course, Wang Yong couldn't swallow this breath like this, and just as he wanted to open his mouth to salute him, he saw a commotion in the crowd, and then heard someone shouting:
"Look, there's a bunch of foreigners!"
"Wang Hai has brought a bunch of foreigners!"
"My second uncle has brought a lot of foreigners!" (To be continued.) )
PS: I just turned over a super low-level mistake at work, and the loss is not small, and I am depressed! I hope you must be more careful in your work, and don't dare to have a fluke mentality! Don't talk about it, if you talk too much, it's all tears!