Chapter 299: The stinky tofu of the long street banquet
Under the angry eyes of a group of uncles and uncles, Wang Yong of the cup resisted the feeling of vomiting, swallowed the last bite of noodles with great difficulty, and then fled in embarrassment under the ridicule of a group of old uncultivators.
"It's horrible!"
Enduring the discomfort in his stomach and escaping a distance, Wang Yong stood still, reached out and touched a fine layer of sweat on his forehead, patted his chest and let out a sigh of fear.
"Uh-"
After a hiccup, feeling that the food he had just swallowed was back in his throat, Wang Yong quickly closed his breath, feeling a hot current slowly flowing down his throat into his stomach, and then exhaled again with relief.
"It's too bad! A bowl of tofu brain, a drawer of buns, a bowl of noodles, two bowls of dumplings, uhโโ, can hold up the master, I'll come!" Uh-"
After a few hiccups in a row, Wang Yong held his stomach and continued to walk forward with figure-eight steps. In fact, he also knew that these uncles just wanted to let him eat more.
This kind of simple care made Wang Yong feel a deep gap between the old, middle and young generations in the village. This generation gap is predictable and will become more unfathomable with the passage of time.
The elderly, especially those who have experienced the years of starvation and cold, lack of food and clothing, the greatest blessing in their eyes is to be able to eat a full meal every day!
It's a blessing to be able to eat! Not only do they think so, but they also treat their younger generations like this, regardless of the fact that children nowadays have begun to pay attention to health preservation, and they have begun to buy various weight loss products in order to pay attention to their body shape.
Along the way, Wang Yong, who declined countless warm invitations and refused, began to fire in his throat, and finally arrived at his destination.
"What good things have you come across, boy? Look at the fat belly you eat, and you don't know how to control it, and if you have a full meal, you're not afraid of eating your stomach badly? โ
Sit in a rocking chair with a smile on your face. The old secretary, who was holding a small purple sand teapot in his hand and greeting passers-by without answering, frowned when he saw Wang Yong coming, and began to reprimand.
When he met his confidant, Wang Yong's face drooped, and he immediately began to complain and complain, complaining about his grievances, and accusing his uncle of the atrocities just now.
"I died unjustly!"
"Speak well!"
Seeing that Wang Yong was about to pretend to be pitiful and cute, the old secretary picked up a peanut in his hand and smashed it on Wang Yong's bright head.
Wang Yong glanced at the old secretary who was youzai with resentment. As a result, the old man was stunned, and he didn't dare to slack off at the moment, and hurriedly told him what happened just now.
"How old is Chen Xiaoer, this calf, what should I do and still be so useless? No, I'll talk to him later, this is a calf, how can it be good to really make people good? โ
After speaking, the old man got up neatly and held a small teapot in one hand. With his other hand behind his back, Wang Yong, who was striding forward, estimated that he would not be able to keep up if he didn't trot, so he hurried away.
It wasn't until the old man's figure was no longer visible that Wang Yong breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the recliner that the old man had just made. Leaning back, the warm winter sun shining on his body, a sense of sleepiness hit his heart, and he immediately closed his eyes. Begin to fall asleep.
Today, God gives face, it is rare to have a sunny day, and there are only a few white clouds floating in a clear blue sky. A round of fiery red and not even dazzling sun hung in the middle, drooling shyly, opening the lively long street banquet scene in the village.
The sound of chopping vegetables, the screeching sound of food entering the oil pot, the sound of the collision between the shovel and the edge of the pot, and the shameless boasting and praise of the chefs to solicit guests, mixed with a strong aroma, drilled into Wang Yong's ears and nose one by one-
The pedestrians on the road passed by Wang Yong and saw Wang Yong with his eyes closed and a smile on his face, they all subconsciously lowered their voices, looked at him with doting or respectful or admiring eyes, and then left quickly.
The reason why there is a good day in the village today is that no matter what happens, everyone agrees that it is inseparable from the simple greenhouse that Wang Yong made out of nonsense.
It is precisely because of Wang Yong's nonsense that Wangjiazhuang has established the current prosperous situation of Wangjiazhuang in one fell swoop. Because of the greenhouse, the villagers have changed the hard life of facing the loess in front of them and relying on the sky to eat, and have lived a good life that they never thought of before.
Nowadays, the children of every family, which one has not eaten enough meat? When it comes to eating meat, it's like eating poison will kill him, and he can't avoid it. What makes some elderly people even more incomprehensible is that young people are actually popular to lose weight! Isn't that iniquity? I think that when I was hungry and anxious, the bark was all good things, and I couldn't get it if my hands were slow, but now, these children actually threw out the best pork belly in order to lose weight!
What a wickedness! Aren't you afraid that God will come down and kill you with a thunderbolt?
Although the elderly don't understand it, at this point, the young people in the village seem to have the preaching that cares about the elders, and they still perversely lose weight and eat vegetarian to maintain their shape.
Liu Bin inquired all the way, found Wang Yong, and saw him lying on the recliner with his eyes closed and looking leisurely, so he was angry.
I just wanted to run over and pick him up and lie down on my own for a while, when I just lifted one of my feet, my eyes rolled, a wicked smile appeared on my face, and I crept over quietly. Whether it was the stalls or the diners around them, they all showed a knowing smile when they came to this scene, and their eyes widened to open these two famous living treasures in the village.
The fact that they used high-tech equipment to cheat has long been known to everyone, and while admiring these two children for daring to think and do, they can't help but feel a headache. Whose parents do you say are proud of such children, but they are even worse! Often, after just doing something that makes you listen to your chest in front of the whole village, it causes another disaster that makes you want to break his leg.
Liu Bin had already quietly and quietly come to Wang Yong's side, slowly raised his two hands, grinned, stuck out his tongue, squinted his eyes, and made a look like a tiger was going to eat people, just wanted to wake up Wang Yong with a scream, but as a result-
"Why?"
Suddenly opened his eyes, and suddenly came to such a sentence Wang Yong was so frightened that Liu Bin, who was engrossed in preparing to scare people, jumped more than half a meter high, staggered back a few steps after landing, and sat on the ground.
"I'm scared to death baby!"
Wang Yong stretched out his hand and stroked it slowly on his chest, saying that he was scared to death, but there was a smile on his face, and the onlookers who watched were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter.
Liu Bin's cheekiness is synonymous with cheekiness, where is this little scene? After stealing the chicken and rice, he got up, patted the soil on his buttocks, and walked to the chair in a few steps, and as soon as his butt was crooked, he was about to sit on Wang Yong's recliner.
"You can think about it, this is the old secretary's beloved thing! If it's broken, don't say that I won't talk about brotherhood and won't pull you by then! โ
The old secretary's deterrent power is still quite panicked, so that even Liu Bin, the hob meat, was timid, pouted his lips in disdain, and finally didn't dare to sit down.
There is no problem with this kind of rattan chair sitting on a person, if it was a big man like the two of them at that time, it would be really hard to say, this has nothing to do with the quality of the rattan chair.
"By the way, do you know it, today your uncle said that he was going to make a new delicacy that shocked the world, have you been to see it?" Liu Bin, who instantly calmed down his anger, lowered his head and asked his little friend with a gossip face.
"My uncle? Are you sure? โ
Uncle, that's a nerd! Ah, no, it's not appropriate to say that, driving a car, repairing something is a good hand, but to say that he can cook, if it weren't for the person in front of him is Liu Bin, Wang Yong will definitely spit on him!
What are you kidding? Whether it was when he was a child or after he got married, the uncle, a macho who would never go to the edge of the pot, actually said that he invented a delicacy? Dark cuisine is pretty much the same?
"Don't believe me? To be honest, I don't believe it either! Liu Bin had an expression that he knew you would say, "But this matter was said by your brother Wang Jie himself, looking at his sworn appearance, I'm afraid it's not fake." โ
As soon as Liu Bin finished speaking, Wang Yong got up as soon as he got up, and after getting up, he didn't even say hello, turned around and left. This made Liu Bin, who had just been glad that he had taken advantage of Wang Yong's efforts to get up and occupy the chair, extremely puzzled, and just wanted to sarcastically say a few words, he heard an angry rebuke not far away:
"Little bunny, get me up!"
Liu Bin, who was so frightened, got up in a panic and ran after Wang Yong, causing the crowd around him to laugh constantly. Wherever these two boys are around, this kind of laughter is always indispensable.
"You're too boring, how can you see the old man coming and run away without squeaking, if it weren't for my cleverness and good skills, I would have to be beaten again."
In the face of the complaints of his friends, Wang Yongli ignored them, and walked straight north along the flow of people, knowing that he smelled a very special smell, his eyes lit up and stopped.
Liu Bin, who has always been called a dog's nose by Wang Yong, obviously also smelled this peculiar smell, frowned and glanced at Wang Yong, and nodded at the same time.
"Stinky tofu!"
The two shouted in unison, and then Wang Yong pinched his nose and turned to run, wanting to stay away from the source of pollution. And Liu Bin looked like he was enjoying it, and Shi Shiran ran ran to the source of the smell and passed.
"Holy! Lao Jiu, stay away from me! โ
"What stinks?"
"Are you in a manure pit?"
"Wow-gag-"
"Alas! You people really don't know how to enjoy it! It's stinky tofu! Take the oil and fry it, the taste, stinky, fragrant, and endless aftertaste! โ
"Gross-"
"Gross-"
"Ahem, ahemโ"
Liu Bin, who was swimming against the current, easily came to the front of this lonely stall, looked at the plate of black stinky tofu with a strange smell on the board with bright eyes, and stretched out his hand:
"Bring me a bowl!" (To be continued.) )
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