The old man said in an interview with reporters with a calm face: "We are currently investigating, and it is certain that our cadres and police officers will not be able to do anything if they encounter a similar situation in the course of performing their tasks." Here, I would like to advise some individuals and organizations with ulterior motives not to use their crooked brains to try to smear the faces of our public security officers! "It seems that people still have a level and think far. The director's surname is Yuan ......

Ah Po analyzed: "Do you think it will be the moths of these grandsons who posted advertisements?" ”

Xiaohui shook her head and said: "No, these people can't unite at all when they fight on their own, and besides, there is no benefit for them to do this, I think there is still something strange." ”

At this time, the reporter began to interview the so-called "victims", the first: "How did you feel at that time?" ”

Victim 1 said shyly: "I don't feel anything, I just faint and pass." ”

"Do you feel someone attacking you?"

"No ......"

"How do you feel after this incident?"

“…… I'm actually just doing a favor to my friends, who do you say are messing with someone by posting two small advertisements? ”

Victim 2, the reporter asked, "How did you feel at that time?" ”

"It's kind of like a lack of oxygen."

"Lack of oxygen? Can you elaborate on that? ”

"It's like just going up Mount Everest and singing about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau."

“…… Have you ever been to Mount Everest? ”

"Yes."

"What are you going to do?"

“…… Put up small ads. ”

Victim 3, the reporter was concerned: "Uncle, why are you doing this at such an old age?" ”

Liu Laoliu said aggrievedly: "I'm different from them, I'm posting a popular science leaflet." ”

Reporter: "Can you show me what you have got?" ”

Liu Laoliu gave him a leaflet in his hand, and the reporter read it: "Do you want to know how many people with the same name and surname as you are in the country?" Do you want to know if he is lonely in the same city? Do you want to know if you have a fate with him? Please edit the SMS name plus sb to send to 168...... Are you doing this science? ”

Liu Laoliu said with a smile: "Of course, I calculated it all from the computer." ”

"Do you still need to do this?"

"Nonsense, for example, the one with the same name and surname, you have to multiply different numbers according to the ranking of the hundred surnames, plus the year, month and day of the week, can you calculate it by hand?"

“…… Is there a scientific basis for why we need to add the year, month and day of the week? ”

"Doesn't that seem more realistic?"

Reporter: "......"

We hugged the TV and laughed back and forth, and we all said, "This old liar is also planted in it?" ”

After all, the people who came out to post small advertisements overnight are nothing more than a dozen, and they can't cause too much turmoil, most people think that this is still a political axe to use the means, and the other part of the people think that these people want to play some tricks with the seal and certificate, but the past has passed, at least during this period of time, these people who posted small advertisements have converged a lot, and they should be to avoid the limelight.

Today is the primary election of Little Red Riding Hood, and the Little Red Riding Hood incident has caused so much so much so that many people claim to be Little Red Riding Hood. This also illustrates the popularity and influence of Little Red Riding Hood from another angle, and as a result, more than 25,000 people signed up for the first batch of registrations in the country, which caught the organizers off guard, so the first round of auditions alone got 10 examination rooms, as for the judges, of course, there were not so many professionals, so the heads of various enterprises and institutions, sub-district offices, and military and political departments in the city were invited to come and make up the numbers.

Xiao Lu was arranged in the third selection field, and early in the morning, Wei Jin came to pick her up with two buses, and we naturally followed if we had nothing to do.

The masquerade had already put light makeup on Xiaolu, and Wei Jin helped her straighten her clothes and kept cheering her up: "Don't be nervous when you go, I've already said hello to today's judges, just sing a song after you go." ”

Midori nodded.

Ah Po smiled and said to Wei Jin, "I see that you are more nervous than her." ”

Wei Jin held Xiao Lu's shoulder, but glanced at Wushuang and said: "It's all up to you this time, this is the first level, I will do my best in the future, I will definitely make you popular!" ”

Wushuang said leisurely: "It's not to be popular, she has to take the first place." ”

……

The location of the third selection is in the fifth video of the TV station, we came early, but we saw that the TV station was already crowded with people, most of them were young girls, although the outfits were different, but everyone had a Little Red Riding Hood, and there were many people selling Little Red Riding Hood on the side of the road, it was simply a sea of Little Red Riding Hood, many people came with their daughters with their families, and their boyfriends came with their girlfriends, or classmates accompanied their classmates, most of these girls were very beautiful, with slender figures, and they put seven forks at the door of the TV station, or practice their voices alone, and some seem to have prepared a sketch and are silently reciting their lines. Such a grand occasion is very common when Beiying recruits people or auditions nationwide.

Holding activities at their own doorstep, of course, is indispensable for the participation of journalists, and many people's attitudes are clearly expressed.

The unifying question of journalists is: "Are you really Little Red Riding Hood?" ”

The first one seemed to be bright and bright: "Hehe, don't make trouble, you also know that I'm not, I'm just here to try my luck and see if I can take the opportunity to become popular." ”

The second is straightforward: "Hey, I'm idle on vacation, I'm just here to play." ”

The third Wu grabbed the microphone and said aggrievedly: "I am the real Little Red Riding Hood." As he spoke, he looked around and said with great indignation, "I don't understand why there are so many shameless people in the world!" When the reporter heard this, a group of Little Red Riding Hoods made up for it, and said in unison: "Flat her!" ”

……

The security guards at the entrance of the TV station guarded the gate with a glow-in-the-dark on their backs, and all motor vehicles were stopped outside.

When we arrived at the door, Wei Jin's assistant put a pass on the car window, and the security guard hurriedly saluted and let me go, many cars followed us and wanted to fish in troubled waters, but they were all blocked by the clear obsession, and I smiled and said: "If you have money, you can make it." ”

Wei Jin snorted and said, "Our company is their biggest sponsor of this event. ”

Outside the No. 5 recording studio, there have been a lot of cars from various units, they are all so-called judges, and a TV station staff saw Wei Jin coming, hurriedly greeted him, and said politely: "Mr. Wei, do you want to go in first to take a break and drink saliva?" ”

Wei Jindao: "No need, I came to watch the game today in a private name. ”

The staff glanced at Xiao Green's number and said with a smile: "I'll notify you when it's almost you." ”

Wei Jin handed out a red envelope casually and said, "Thank you." ”

The staff blushed and said, "Yo, is this appropriate?" ”

Wei Jin smiled at him, and the staff saw that no one paid attention to this busy, and went to their own hands again.

Ah Po asked curiously: "How much is in the red envelope?" ”

Wei Jin didn't care and said: "1000, or 800, I don't know these little things." ”

I sighed, "Good guy, top me up for a month's salary." ”

Wei Jin suddenly looked at us curiously and said, "I don't understand why you don't seem to love money, I used to think that you really didn't lack money." ”

Ah Po rubbed his face and said: "There was really no shortage before, but then a big red envelope was sealed." ”

Wei Jingang wanted to ask something, and suddenly two buses drove into us behind, and before the car could stop, a monster jumped down, shook his shoulders and breathed heavily: "Oh, suffocate me." ”

It is said to be a monster because this object does not look like a human at all except for being able to speak, one of her eyebrows is dyed green, her face is painted with colorful watercolors, and she carries a bunch of layered chains around her neck, and the most exaggerated thing is her hair, strands of which are all beaten into cones with miles, and the roots are straight and erect, looking like a huge Xiang Yue Aoi from a distance......

Ah Po pointed at her and exclaimed, "Look, Father-in-law Sun!" ”

We all laughed, and when we looked closely, this man's head really looked like the Sun Daddy from our childhood comic books - the kind of people who draw a circle in an explosion and put a smiley face on it.

Wushuang smiled slightly and said, "Don't you know this person?" As he spoke, he pulled the car door and walked down, shouting, "Lu Qi! ”

As soon as the "Sun Father" turned around and saw that it was Wushuang, he immediately rushed up happily, grabbed his arm and rushed to the car that came with him, and shouted: "Dad, come out to see the handsome guy, this is your future son-in-law!" ”

Our Great Khan, Xiao Hui murmured: "Lu Qi, isn't that Lu Weimin's daughter?" ”

A wealthy middle-aged man walked slowly from the opposite car, looking at his daughter going crazy, and couldn't help but scold: "Xiaoqi, let go quickly, what will it look like?" But with a kind and satisfied smile on his face.

Lu Qi not only didn't let go, but also hugged Wushuang's arm and jumped: "Handsome coach, why are you here, I also said that I won the championship to find you." ”

Wushuangqi said: "What are you looking for me for?" ”

"I'm a surprise for you, don't you like Little Red Riding Hood?"

"How do you know?"

"Isn't your ringtone her song? I heard from the women at the gym that it was hard to come out to dinner with you, eh, can you give you money? I really like you, you have to agree that we will live together first......"

Ah Po turned around from behind and said coldly: "We didn't save you in the first place so that you could support him. ”

Lu Qi glared at him and said, "Who are you?" ”

Lu Weimin saw me at a glance, and he was slightly surprised: "Why are you here?" ”

I smiled and turned around and pointed, "Like you, I also accompanied someone to grab Little Red Riding Hood." ”

Lu Weimin said embarrassedly: "In this way, I am just playing with the girl, she said that this is the most exciting thing I can find so far." ”

Lu Qi turned his head and saw me, and said with a big grin: "It's you, we met last time." ”

I smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you until now." ”

Lu Qi ignored the irony in my words, came to our car with the head of the sun father-in-law, raised his chin at Xiao Lu and said, "You are also here to participate in the competition?" ”

Midori nodded, "Yes." ”

"Hmm-" Lu Qi walked around in front of Xiao Lu with his hands behind his back, as if he was looking at his subordinates, and said, "How many levels do you think you can pass?" ”

Little Green said timidly: "I am Little Red Riding Hood." ”

Lu Qi said unexpectedly: "Yo, so confident? Well, we'll see you in the finals! ”

I laughed and said, "Aren't you also very confident?" "I don't like this girl very much, from the first time I saw her photo, her reckless temperament did not make people feel cute at all, but combined with the shallowness of the gangsters and the arrogance of the little ruffians, and now it has added a little show-off of the outburst.

Lu Qi glanced at me, put the brand-new Little Red Riding Hood in his hand on his head and walked into the car, while complaining: "Let them hurry up, the first one to call me - it's so hot today!" The hat rested on her head, held high by a few strands of hair, like a steel helmet on a battlefield cross.

Lu Weimin said apologetically: "Seeing the smile, the little girl is still a little ignorant." ”

I smiled slightly, "It's okay. "What can I say, although I saved the life of Father-in-law Sun, but Lu Weimin spent money, which means that you are selling something, and you will not be responsible for it after it is sold-besides, this thing has never been mine.

At this time, the time was almost up, people began to be released at the door, and the four judges also entered the recording studio from the backstage, and a caller at the door said loudly: "I will call the number and number to come in in a while, and everyone else is waiting outside - the first one, Wu Jiayao on the 5th!" ”

A beautiful tall girl rushed out of the crowd and said, "It's me, it's me!" She was followed by a group of classmates who came to cheer, and they all drilled in together, and the trumpeter stopped them, and said in a rough voice: "Wu Jiayao go in, the others go out!" ”

Wu Jiayao turned around and made a firm expression at them and said, "Don't worry, wait for my good news!" ”

Not long after she entered, there was a singing voice inside, and it was only about half a song before it came out again, and the crowd outside subconsciously hugged forward, asking whether they knew anyone or not, "How is it?" ”

Wu Jiayao gestured triumphantly and said, "Yay, it's off to a good start!" "There was a goodwill round of applause.

The caller shouted again: "No. 4, Wang Wei." ”

A bearded boy rushed in in a rage: "It's me, it's me, it's me!" ”

The caller pushed him away and said angrily: "What kind of trouble, are you Wang Wei?" ”

The boy seemed to have expected this, reached out and took out his ID card and said, "Look at it, why am I not Wang Wei." ”

The caller said stupidly: "Why are you a man?" ”

Wang Wei said loudly: "Who said that Little Red Riding Hood must be a woman? The people laughed loudly, and the trumpeter had no choice but to let him in, and after a while the bearded Wang Wei came out, and muttered while looking back angrily: "What, saying that I sing well but can't let me pass, Little Red Riding Hood must be a woman--I have changed my surname, okay?" People heckled, "You should change again." Wang Wei pushed everyone away: "What are you kidding, if I didn't mistake this year's fast man registration, would I suffer this insult?" Someone shouted, "Why don't you join Supergirl?" ”

Wang Wei was stunned and said, "What about the man?" ”

Everyone said in unison, "Close!" ”

……

People laughed and laughed and boiled, and most of them thought it was a game. Just now, the staff member trotted to our car and said to Wei Jin: "Mr. Wei, your player is the fourth to appear, do you think it's okay?" ”

Wei Jin nodded, and asked again, "Why not arrange it in the first one?" ”

The staff smiled and said: "The first attention is too high, it is inconvenient to relax the scale, and I am afraid that the players will be nervous." ”

Wei Jin said: "Got it, go ahead." At this time, the third contestant entered, and Wei Jin stared at Xiao Ludao, "You're not nervous, are you?" ”

Xiao Lu was distracted, and when he saw someone talking to him, he suddenly woke up and said, "Huh? ”

I laughed and said, "It seems that she is not nervous. ”

The soprano who served as the off-site guide said to Xiao Midori: "Just go in and hum a song quietly, there are so many people listening outside, don't make it too difficult for the judges." "It took us a long time to understand that she meant that Midori sang and didn't let anyone outside hear it......

Wei Jin said: "No, I don't worry, you accompany Xiao Lu, and the others follow me from the backstage to watch." ”

When Wushuang got out of the car, he whispered to Xiao Green: "Sing it for a while!" ”

Midori nodded vigorously.

Ah Po also turned around and said, "Don't listen to him, if you don't sing well, maybe it will be better!" ”

……

With Wei Jin taking the lead, we came all the way to the backstage, the third contestant in front of us was singing there, and the four judges saw Wei Jin coming, and they all nodded at us to reassure us, it seems that Wei Jin has not lost money on the four of them.

The third contestant sang mediocre, and after being eliminated, Little Green was called in, and the little girl stood timidly on the ground, her hands drooping and her head lowered.

The No. 1 male judge from the Calligraphy and Painting Association said kindly: "Don't be nervous, what's your name?" He turned back and smirked at us.

Xiao Lu bowed his head and said, "Dong Xiaolu." ”

The No. 2 judge of the post office, Mr. Wang, said with a pleasant face: "Who else is there at home?" ”

Midori: "Dad, Mom, a younger brother." ”

"Oh, what did my brother go to?"

"I'm in the third year of junior high school in a small county town."

"How's it going?"

“…… Not bad. ”

"Did you talk about a girlfriend?"

“……”

Ms. Zhao, who came from the sanitation station on the 3rd, looked at her watch and muttered to the judge on the 4th: "It's almost time, right?" ”

Director Liu of the glassblowing factory nodded: "It's almost." ”

Ms. Zhao interrupted Chief Wang's small talk and said to Xiao Lu: "Okay, you're over, let's go prepare for the next game." ”

Xiao Lu raised his head and said blankly, "But I haven't sung yet." ”

After all, Ms. Zhao is from a working people's background, and said very bluntly: "I don't need you to sing." "Looking back at us, we all sincerely like this sanitation worker, who is worthy of being a beautician in the city! Wei Jin shook his hand vigorously and said that he didn't need to sing.

It's a pity that Lao Liu, who made glass, misunderstood Wei Jin's meaning, and thought that Mr. Wei, who had paid a lot of money, was dissatisfied with seeing that his voice didn't even light up, so he coughed and said, "I think it's better to sing a song, right?" ”

Wei Jin waved his hand desperately!

At this point, the four judges finally misunderstood—they nodded together and said, "Then let's sing a song." ”

Wei Jin leaned against the wall in despair.

Xiao Lu lightly opened her lips and sang, "...... I'm a little bird, I want to fly and fly, but I can't fly high, and I can't fly high.

With a bang, the artist of the Calligraphy and Painting Association performed a broken teacup with a noodle door, and directly pestled his nose to the bottom of the cup, Chief Wang and Ms. Zhao sat on the ground, and Lao Liu was ashamed and speechless because he was the initiator.

After Xiao Lu Kankan finished singing, all four of them raised their hands to their heads and shouted, "It's over! ”

Little Green said, "But I haven't finished singing yet." ”

The other three judges glared at Lao Liu viciously, and they all said, "You don't have to finish singing." ”

"Oh, then I'm leaving." Xiao Lu said to go, and the person had already gone out. The other players outside all gathered around and asked, "Have you ever been?" ”

Xiao Lu said: "They said I passed. ”

Someone asked, "What's that sound when you're in there?" The man next to him said: "Yes, it's so scary, we can't stand the movement after we vaguely hear it, what's going on inside?" ”

The caller hurriedly called the round and said, "The microphone is broken, and the tone is out of tune." ”

Only then did everyone suddenly say: "No wonder." ”

……

In the recording studio, the three judges who survived the catastrophe were all deeply emotional, and Wang sighed: "I didn't expect that being a judge is still a high-risk profession." ”

Ms. Zhao echoed: "Yes, if you look at it this way, it is not as comfortable as me sweeping the streets every day." ”

Lao Liu of the glass factory was speechless at first, and then suddenly burst into tears, the three people did not intend to forgive him, and said angrily: "You finally found out your conscience?" ”

Lao Liu burst into tears: "No, I just remembered that my son is the next judge!" He wiped tears from his tears and said, "I have seen all the winds and waves before I can barely survive, and he is hanging - he will get married next month!" ”

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