Chapter 11 He Anyi's Little Hoe
As soon as we walked out of the studio, we heard the shouting: "Next, No. 26 Lu Qi." β
Father-in-law Sun had also received advance notice, she pushed through the crowd and complained: "Why don't you put me first, it's annoying to wait!" As soon as she entered, she said in a voice louder than the judges: "I want to sing a song "Look at Me 72 Changes"! β
We all subconsciously stopped, only to hear Lu Qi can't help but rap: "In the dream, the air began to smoke, and the perfect face in the haze slowly appeared, goodbye ugly duckling, I want to change my mind, people will be able to win the day, and the dream is close at hand today......"
Wushuang suddenly turned around and said, "Huh...... What a look! β
At the same time, people also began to talk and said: "It's really good to sing, and you have a fight with Little Red Riding Cycle!" β
I didn't expect that although this girl was crazy, she was really good at singing, her voice was clear and full of emotion, and there was an indescribable emptiness in it, which was more comfortable to listen to than the voices of those so-called singers after a lot of hard work.
After singing a paragraph, it seems that the judges have given high marks, and I pulled Wushuang and said, "She can't really be Little Red Riding Hood, right?" β
Wushuang slowly shook his head and said, "Let's go." β
As soon as Lu Qi came out, he was applauded warmly, and Lu Qi said triumphantly: "How is it, you sing well, right?" β
Someone below asked, "Are you Little Red Riding Hood?" β
Lu Qi laughed and said: "I said is it useless, people here say that they are Little Red Riding Hood, let's see the real chapter in the finals." β
In the car, Wei Jin, who was physically and mentally exhausted, said weakly: "Little Green, I won't follow the competition in the next few days, I will send a car to pick you up, it is roughly estimated that it will be similar to today, I have said hello to the judges." β
Midori nodded.
Xiaohui smiled and said, "Mr. Wei, what do you think are the chances of winning?" β
Wei Jin smiled bitterly: "It doesn't matter much, the arrow has to be sent on the string, since the first step has been taken, I have no choice - I will arrange the next game." β
When we got out of the car, Wei Jin was still calling around to give orders, and Wushuang looked at the car that was leaving with emotion: "Fortunately, she swept me out of the house back then, otherwise such a sister would have to let her bully her to death sooner or later!" β
As soon as we arrived at the street, Aunt Meng ran over in a panic and said, "Xiao He, I'm looking for you." β
Every time the old lady said this, she must have something to do with me, and I smiled and said, "What's the matter, Aunt Meng?" β
"Go and have a look, there's a bunch of indiscriminate people going from house to house in our street, and I don't know what to look for."
I was surprised, "Huh? How many people? β
"More than a dozen."
Apoza ran out into the street: "But let me catch up with the good things." β
We quickened our pace, and as soon as we reached the door of the supermarket, we saw a group of people running rampant on the street with sticks in open fire, and the old people and children were so frightened that they flashed to the side.
As soon as we saw this situation, we all immediately became angry, and before Ah Po rushed up, a big bald man stood at the door of the mahjong parlor and shouted: "Hey, what are you doing?" As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and revealed the civet cats on his arms......
As soon as they saw the thing on his arm, they immediately asked in unison, "You are the civet?" β
The civet cat said proudly: "Even if you have a little knowledge, my fruit ......"
The gang rushed up with a stick without saying a word, the civet cat was proud, Leng Ding's head was chiseled a few times, and he lost his mind, and he was also stabbed with two sticks in the stomach.
The civet cat is really the number one ruthless character in the rivers and lakes, under the sudden attack, he was not in a hurry, only to see him raise one hand to set fire to the sky, and the other hand to the chest to push a flat sand goose, waist hard, lightly shouted "Hi-" and then raised the hand to wrap the head, and pushed the hand to cover the other shoulder, the body fell down, the head was buried in the knee, and the mouth was in his crotch and shouted in a sullen voice: "Boss, make it clear and fight hey-"
This kid hugged himself round and squatted on the ground begging for mercy!
There were about twelve or thirteen of the people who beat him, and a few of them took sticks to whip him, and the people behind rushed into the mahjong parlor of the civet cats with sticks because they couldn't squeeze in, and they couldn't help but say that they smashed all the way around, and beat people when they saw them, and most of the mahjong parlors were old men and old ladies, and they were all panicked, staggering out, and all of them were crowded at the door.
The civet cat was really anxious now, and shouted: "Hit me, don't hit my guest!" As he spoke, he struggled and tried to resist, but he was beaten and whipped by a stick again.
Seeing that innocent people were implicated, Ah Po couldn't ignore it anymore, he rushed into the mahjong parlor and pinched a person's shoulder from behind, shook him up with a force from his hand, and then threw him to the ground like a snot drop, making a "snap" sound.
These hooligans were stunned, and the people in the mahjong parlor ran out, and one of them chased after him with a stick and was kicked out 3 meters away by Wushuang.
At this moment, the hooligans all subconsciously stopped, and the leader glared at me and said, "Who are you?" β
I said solemnly: "I am the director of the Wangfu Street Neighborhood Committee!" β
The hooligans looked at each other, stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst into laughter at the same time, and the leader also sneered: "You don't meddle! β
I spread my hands and said, "No, it's my duty." β
The civet cat was very stiff at this time, hugged his head and said, "Don't worry about it, I can handle it." Immediately he received another stick......
The little rascal in the lead said viciously: "Do you even beat the letter together?" β
I smiled and said, "You try!" β
The little rascal waved his hand, and two of his subordinates rushed towards us, and I subconsciously protected Xiaohui and Xiaolu behind me. The other pounced on me with a stick with a hideous face, I pinched it for a while, and then the kid began to put on slow motion in front of me, I saw him move towards me at a speed of one centimeter per minute, his whole body was wide open, his expression was fixed in an extremely rich moment, I didn't have the heart to watch him perform, I slapped him in the face, and at that moment, I could still see the displacement and trembling of the flesh on his face, and two nosebleed probes poked out of his nostrils, and then his body flew backwards.
I let go of the time, and the kid flew backwards more than 3 meters, I rubbed my hands, and regretted it very much - kicking someone out of 3 meters with my feet and pulling people out of 3 meters with my hands are completely two different feelings.
The hooligans were in an uproar, all of them came at me with sticks, Ah Po grabbed one and beat him violently, Wushuang could only face two or three at the same time, and the rest of the whole Wuyang Wuyang squeezed in front of me, I stomped around in distress, but I couldn't find even a piece of shredded paper, although these grandsons would have to beat me at least half past two in the afternoon at this speed, but I didn't want to pump them with my hands anymore, so I had to have tenosynovitis after pumping.
I touched my whole body up and down, and took out all the things in my pocket, my wallet, this is not good, my wallet is made of artificial leather, and it can't withstand beatings; Mobile phones, straight Nokia, if you used Big Brother more than ten years earlier, it would be about the same; There are only cigarettes and lighters left, and you say that I burned their hair with a lighter with my surname, can they know the difficulty and retreat?
I'm anxious, I'm depressed, I'm stranded with my hair, why don't you sew a bag and carry a brick in it? At this moment, my fingers suddenly touched a small thing at the bottom of my pocket, I took it out and looked, it was the piece of magic iron that I got last time I looked for Shao Guan, although it had lost its magic power, but I have not been willing to throw it, now I look at it, and count it as lethal, this thing is twice as heavy as the iron in the general volume, the size of a thumb is like a big scale, and the shape is also very loving, one end is flat and the other end has a flat tip, a bit like a small hoe.
But it is still very inconvenient to hit people like this, fortunately it is corroded out of a small hole in the middle, and it is through, I picked up a thick wire from the ground, put it on it, and wound it in front of the head, so that a small hoe that has shrunk more than ten times is officially made.
I took it and swung it in the air a few times, feeling the right amount of weight, and then smacked it on the head of the guy closest to me......
I did all this because it was too fast in the eyes of ordinary people, so they didn't think it had happened, at most they looked at my shadow flashing, in fact, I had been busy for a long time. I tried to let go of time, and when I got the unlucky ghost, I screamed, and desperately threw a stick to cover my head and squatted down, on his head, a large blood bag rose at a speed visible to the naked eye, I was overjoyed, it seems that this thing is still very talented in beating people, I just used less than two percent of the force, and I used the flat head side.
I have decided, and in the future, my He Anyi's fixed weapon is: a small hoe!
At this point, the other men all rushed in front of me using the time I had just let go, and I slowed down the time and began to slowly pound on their heads, humming briskly, "Ding-dong, ding-dong, ...... on horseback."
After humming a song, each of them had at least three or four bags on their heads, I took a step back and let go of the time, and the gang of people fell to the ground with their heads covered at the same time, and I still couldn't finish saying: "Come on, come again!" β
Over there, Ah Po also pulled a stick to the ground, and the big-eared scraper twitched hard left and right - anyway, he didn't feel pain, and another little hooligan quietly went around behind Ah Po and hit him on the head with a stick, Ah Po was pumping hard, and he didn't even feel that someone was sneaking up on him, he grabbed a mahjong tile on the ground, pinched the mouth of the man on the ground and stuffed it in, and scolded: "Even the old man and the old lady you don't let go, does anyone have your surname?" β
Wushuang kicked down the two opponents and said with a smile: "Ah Po, look up!" β
When Ah Po heard this, he raised his head, and saw that the guy on top of his head was holding a stick and laughing, Ah Po touched the blood on his head, and asked the man in amazement: "Is it fun?" β
That person naturally didn't know that Ah Po was a demon, and thought that he was brave for a while, fighting to this point, and being able to kill one by one, he saw Ah Po looking up at him, bleeding all over his face but extremely calm, knowing that he had encountered a hard stubble, he suddenly wanted to burst his liver and gall, and cried and said: "It's not fun." β
"It's not fun, you're still having so much fun!" Ah Po dragged him to the ground, stepped on his head and pointed to the broken mahjong tiles all over the ground and said: "What cards do you like, eat them yourself, you won't be so polite when I do it." β
The man trembled and picked up a sheet of eight strips, and just about to eat it, Ah Po said: "If you want to eat the strips, you will eat all the strips on the ground, and the tubes and Wanzi are the same!" β
The man hurriedly threw Hachijo away and picked up a whiteboard......
Although the small battle inside is over, the battle outside is actually far from over, especially since they are more than a dozen people beating a few of us, and the advantage we took at the beginning of the battle could not arouse their vigilance, except for a few who lay down, the rest of the hula surrounded us.
I looked back at Xiao Hui and saw that she was standing behind me leisurely, Xiao Lu held her hand on her chest, looking intently at Wushuang who had returned from the battle, and further away, Aunt Meng led the old man and old lady of the whole street to watch the battle, Aunt Meng stood majestically in the front, without the slightest fear.
On the other side of the street, Gao Daquan and Sun Manlou slowly paced over, both of them kept making various gestures and making various inaudible summoning sounds, on the roof, the wild cat with its daughter-in-law one-eyed dragon in one ear and the members of the last wild cat rangers had already assembled, and the cat was staring downward, waiting for Gao Daquan to issue an order. In the distance, swarms of flies and mosquitoes came in the darkβand it was not known what they could do.
At the door of the supermarket, Wang Cheng seemed to be holding a toothbrush slowly and quietly approaching the leading hooligan, oh yes, that is called holding a knife in his forehand...... Uh, toothbrush.
This will be Ah Po has already watched the person inside and ate all the whiteboards on the ground......
The situation is moving towards a more complicated side, so to speak, and of course, a few of us don't care, especially me, whose hands are itching under Chad's little hoe, and I wish there were more people for me.
Just then, one of us shouted, "Stop, don't hurt my friend!" β
As soon as we turned around, we saw Da Yong running into the crowd happily, and the gang of hooligans bowed their heads when they saw him and said, "Brother Yong! β
Dayong glared at them fiercely and said, "Who let you do it yourself?" Saying that, he turned around sharply, found Xiaohui in the crowd, strode up to her and took her hand, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry Xiaohui, just because this job is on your street, I deliberately didn't show my face, I'm afraid that you will see it and think that your brother Dayong is a bad person, hey, who made this my profession, no way!" β
Xiaohui pulled out her hand, smiled slightly, and didn't speak.
Dayong said warmly: "Didn't scare you, Hui'er?" β
We said together, "Hui'er? β
Xiaohui said lightly: "No, fortunately you came early, otherwise you would have been scared." β
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It's a little late today
Ask for a ticket...... In addition, I would like to remind everyone that you should leave a few monthly passes......
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