In the process of running upstairs quickly, Li Guo found that all the rooms on the first floor had been moved, and only piles of miscellaneous items remained on the floor.

The old house, which was originally antique, with red bricks and blue tiles, now looks like a ghost house that has been uninhabited for a long time.

After arriving at his room, Li Guo found that the door was closed. Without thinking about it, he pointed his finger on the door lock, and after a little communication, he heard the door lock click a few times, and then the door opened.

The room was dark, and the lamp was broken, Li Guo could only take advantage of the faint light outside, half-groping into the room, and sure enough, he found that Zhan Lu, who was originally hanging on the wall, was gone, leaving only three nails that were weighed down by the weight of eighty-eight catties.

However, Li Guo was more concerned about the bird spirit, and he quickly flashed into the golden bedroom......

"I'm ......" After Li Guo entered, all kinds of tastes instantly came to his heart......

Bird spirit, or bird spirit. She was lying on the bed, saliva was about to flow down the corners of her mouth into her nostrils, and the Quan Tang poem, which was supposed to be a pillow, lay on the ground, quietly.

She was still sleeping naked, but the heating in the room made her stare all the quilts to the ground, and Bai Huahua's ** was lying in front of Li Guo.

After a while, Xiaoxue girl and Mo Chou and Xiaoxin, who were blowing a balloon on their mouths, also followed. The four of them stood in front of the bird spirit, dumbfounded.

"Who said she has a keen sense of six senses?" Li Guo picked up the quilt on the ground and threw it on the bird spirit: "Just tossed like this, she didn't wake up." ”

The three girls, including Xiaoxin's sister, nodded at the same time: "Well......"

"You say, why didn't the person who stole the thing think about raping her?" Li Guo's tone was full of anger.

But as soon as the word rape landed, the bird sat up from the bed, supported his swollen eyes, and looked around blankly: "Who raped?" Who rapes! ”

Li Guo: "......"

When Bird Zijing got dressed and walked to the outhouse with Quan Tang Shi in her arms, Li Guo and the four of them were already sitting on the sofa waiting for her. She sat down on the sofa stupidly: "I have a headache from sleeping, how can there be an old-timer?" ”

"Do you know that there is a burglar in the house?" Li Guo lit the candle and pointed to the blank space on the wall: "Even Zhan Lu has been stolen." ”

Mo Chou sneered: "If someone dares to touch the sheath without authorization, then this person will die soon." ”

Li Guo was gloomy, and thought: Of course, it is needless to say that the eldest sister is out of the sheath, but my little sister Zhanlu is a pacifist, and I guess I don't know where to cry secretly now.

And the bird spirit rolled her eyes: "Impossible, I didn't even hear any movement!" My six senses are extremely keen, and all the wind and grass within a radius of 500 meters cannot escape my divine sense. ”

As he spoke, Bird Zijing paused for a moment, and looked at Li Guo and Xiaoxue Girl curiously: "When did you come back?" ”

Li Guo took out the box of balloons from the little new girl's small backpack and threw it in front of the bird spirit: "Are you sure you are a goblin?" Not deceiving? ”

Bird Zijing didn't pay attention to Li Guo, and when he saw the balloon on the table, his eyes lit up, and he took out a three-bite and blew it up, and then tied a knot very skillfully, and took out another one from the box: "Of course, of course, so many balloons, come, you're welcome." ”

When Bird Zijing distributed balloons to Mo Chou and Xiaoxin Sister, Xiaoxue Girl sat next to Li Guo: "Brother, what should I do now?" It must have been done by those men in the morning. ”

Li Guo nodded: "Did the monk run away and go to the temple?" ”

"Dad, Dad, I have Mom's phone number, I'll ask Mom to help you kill them all, okay?" The little new girl with the balloon in her hand said the inhumane words with an innocent expression: "The head is cut off, and the body is pulled out to feed the dog!" ”

The bird spirit on the side had bright eyes and gave a thumbs up to the little new girl: "Little girl, there is a future!" ”

However, Li Guo and Xiaoxue were suddenly startled when they heard it, Li Guo picked up Xiaoxin's sister and slapped her ass twice: "Learn from your mother in the future, I'll beat you......"

The little new girl was beaten to tears by these two blows, and was held in the arms of the bird Jinglou: "You are a ball for bullying children." I agree with her, you're going to spank me too. Come on, come on. ”

As he spoke, Bird Zijing brought her buttocks, which were tightly wrapped in jeans, in front of Li Guo. Li Guo smiled helplessly.

But Mo Chou, who had been blowing balloons next to him and didn't speak, took out the sheath from the sword box sullenly, crossed the blade, and gently pumped the sword blade to the bird's buttocks.

"Whew......" Bird Zijing put her head on the sofa and covered her ass with her hands, screaming like a dead child: "It hurts...... It hurts ......."

"If you are fair, it is reasonable." Mo Chou blew up another balloon: "If it's a strong word, it should be hit." ”

Li Guo looked at such a mess of people, and his head was bigger. gently hugged the little new girl, and patted the bird spirit who was still pretending to be dead: "Okay, okay, I'm wrong, can't I." ”

The little new girl didn't do much, she just wiped her tears on Li Guo's collar, and leaned on Li Guo's arms aggrievedly without speaking. On the contrary, it was the bird spirit, who was rolling on the sofa and splashing: "Bullying people, bullying country demons, there is no heavenly reason......"

Li Guo was helpless, Sister Xue was speechless, and Mo Chou quietly pulled out her unsheathed again......

"Well, I forgive you." Seeing the unsheath reappearing, Toriko's expression changed instantly, and she poked her feet on the sofa: "I promise the cosmetics I use, I have absolutely no idea that someone has stolen something." ”

"Of course you don't know, you're too vain." As soon as he mentioned this, Li Guo was so angry that his teeth itched: "I just said, why didn't anyone try to rape you." ”

As soon as he said this, the room suddenly fell into a strange embarrassment. Only Mo Chou was still whistling and blowing the balloons that had filled the room.

Suddenly, a crisp crash broke the silence in the room, the bird spirit opened her eyes angrily, and the armrests of the old sofa were torn apart by her: "Damn! ”

Li Guo couldn't help but look up at this bird spirit, and thought: Couldn't she have been violated in her childhood, I poked her wound......

"yes, why didn't they rape me?" The bird spirit was furious: "Am I so unworthy of rape? The man who chases the old lady can line up from here to Kowloon, Hong Kong. ”

Li Guo coughed dryly: "It's evenly spread along the Beijing-Kowloon Railway." ”

"Yes, how do you know?" Torikojing made an expression when he met his confidant: "You say, these people who steal things are blind, right?" ”

Li Guo waved his hand weakly and leaned his head on Mo Chou's shoulder: "It's annoying, I have to find a sword." ”

Xiaoxue was stunned and pointed at Mo Chou: "Brother, can't you just wave your hand like her, and the sword will fly back?" ”

Mo Chou took off a hairpin with flowers from his head and pinned it to Li Guo's hair, and explained to Xiaoxue Meizi: "When Xianggong came into contact with this way, it was still short, I'm afraid it won't work." ”

"yes, I'm not feeling after a few stops now." Li Guo said helplessly: "Let's go find the gang in the afternoon first." ”

Mo Chou stuffed his hand into Li Guo's clothes pocket, and buried the whole person in his chest: "Xianggong ......"

Li Guo didn't understand why the sword fairy girl suddenly fell into a daze, and rubbed her earlobe: "What's wrong?" ”

Mo Chou raised his head, looked around very shyly in his eyes, and then whispered a few words in Li Guo's ear.

Li Guo patted his head at this time: "You're here...... But why can't you go out? ”

Mo Chou's face turned red, and he even covered his face with Li Guo's clothes shyly and timidly: "Xianggong ......"

This is still Xiaoxue's sister who explained to Li Guo out loud: "In ancient times, how could there be any protection for Shubao Sophie, and it was extremely inconvenient to go out when she came, and it was also regarded as a symbol of bad luck." ”

Xiaoxue's sister's popular science made Li Guomao pause: "So that's ......"

With that, Xiaoxue took Li Guo's child daughter-in-law into the bedroom, and then closed the door tightly. The little new girl couldn't resist her curiosity, and she followed behind and stuck to the door to listen.

"No! If I don't find them, I'm not going to sleep tonight! Bird's mind was not affected by the outside world in the slightest, and she was still intoxicated with the anger that no one had done anything to her: "Go! Come with me! ”

Li Guo stretched his neck and looked at the sky outside: "Are you sleepy?" ”

The bird spirit couldn't help but drag Li Guo to the rooftop, and then hugged Li Guo's waist from behind, and shouted: "I'll wipe ...... Hello heavy ......."

And as soon as she finished speaking, before Li Guo had time to protest against the female hooligan, he suddenly felt empty under his feet, accompanied by a strange feeling of overweight. When he reacted again, he was already standing on the ridge at the top of the house with the bird spirit. Overhead, there was a starry sky, surrounded by a dense array of telephone lines and privately built wires.

"I tell you, don't think that if you are violated by a villain, I will rape you." Li Guo squatted on the ridge of the roof and glanced down: "This is not appropriate." ”

Toriko gave him a blank look: "Neurotic ......"

"Huh? Are you still a little self-conscious? Li Guo was indignant: "You brought me here, you say I'm insane?" ”

With a pout, the bird took out a handful of strange things similar to dandruff from his hair, and scattered them into the sky: "Gallop!" Pechoin! ”

After those strange things were scattered in the sky, they actually turned into countless magical gadgets the size of flies and buzzed in front of Li Guo, and surrounded the pechoin.

Pechoin squatted down, with a charming smile, and took one of Li Guo's fingers into his mouth.

Li Guo couldn't help but snort: "This ...... It's not good......"

But as soon as he finished speaking, a sharp pain came from his fingertips, making him involuntarily let out a silver scream.

After taking Li Guo's bloody fingers out of his mouth, Bird Zijing grabbed his arm and stretched out his hand in front of the group of flies: "Remember this taste and find it for the old lady!" I can't find it tomorrow morning, so don't eat! ”

After saying that, the swarm of flies buzzed and flew away at great speed in a very frightened manner, and some of them even collided together, ending their mission ahead of schedule......

"You ......" Li Guo took the bloody hand into his mouth: "You raised it?" ”

"yes, the fleas before they became sperm." The bird was proud: "Rely on these beasts to find something, and find one accurate." ”

Li Guo suddenly fell into disgrace......

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Look, someone in the book review section really called me hypocritical.

It seems that the world has become distorted to the point where it cannot promote good things.

It's really disturbing.