Li Guo touched the darkness and fell asleep.

Because the bird spirit couldn't bear this boredom, she had already pulled Xiaoxue girl and didn't know where to go, and she didn't even say hello.

And the departure of the two of them, for Li Guo, means that the chaotic day has finally come to an end quietly, although Xiao Xinxin next to him is still telling Mo Chou the strange historical stories he heard from her mother, but he is still unable to hide the fatigue of this day and is bedridden.

He didn't have the heart to communicate with Uncle Shusoul today, so he was more or less a day off for himself. However, the slightly flirtatious feminine fragrance that permeated the bed where Torikomi slept all day still wafted into his nose from time to time, making him toss and turn.

In the end, he didn't even know how he fell asleep, but he always felt like his double bed was crowded.

By the time Li Guo opened his eyes again, the sky was already clear, and the morning sun was shining through the glass window, just shining on his buttocks. The child's daughter-in-law leaned against the wall by the window, and was holding a new book of pictures and literacy seriously, and the sunlight sprinkled on Li Guo's buttocks also sprinkled on the face of the white-clothed sword fairy at the same time, making the already beautiful little girl even more contaminated with a layer of the nascent breath of the rising sun.

"Early." Li Guo sat up slowly: "What do you want to eat, I'll buy you breakfast." ”

Mo Chou heard the sound and raised his eyes dyed golden by the sun: "Xianggong, Mo Chou asks you." With such a stupid woman as Mo Chou, will the Xiang Guild abandon Mo Chou one day? ”

Li Guo rubbed his sleepy dizzy head: "I'm not stupid, how could I do such a heartless thing?" ”

"But those on the side of Xianggong, Sister Xue and even Pechoin, are so smart." Mo Chou quietly lowered his head and glanced at the little new girl who was still asleep: "This girl's mother is also so beautiful and smart." Compared with them, Mo Chou is a vulgar and ugly country girl. ”

After listening to this, Li Guo sighed infinitely in his heart: Eldest sister...... You are early in the morning, what kind of inferiority are you squatting here, if you are a village girl, then those movie stars will wipe their necks and hang their necks to death......

But these words, Li Guo estimated that Mo Chou couldn't digest them for the time being, so he changed his tone and said, "First; My home is so beautiful, and I always feel very uncomfortable standing with you. Second; You're just adapting, as I said earlier. When you can play with the computer and dare to go out to buy clothes alone, you will definitely be more popular than a like Bird. ”

"Yes...... ......" A woman's voice with a resentful voice came from the door: "Fierce ...... Women's ......"

Li Guo was startled, turned his head and found that the bird spirit had a bun in his mouth, and looked at Li Guo with a playful expression.

"It's over......" Li Guo thought to himself.

"Ah...... It's so early......" Li Guo hurriedly put on a smiling face: "Don't go to work?" ”

The bird shook her head angrily: "The old lady didn't leave last night, otherwise how could I have the opportunity to listen to you slander me early in the morning." As she spoke, she wiped her nose and pointed to Li Guo's bed: "I drank too much yesterday and slept next to you all night." ”

Now Li Guo can explain where the strange woman's fragrance came from last night, and this flat-haired beast actually didn't sleep with Mo Chou, but huddled with a big man, this is to soak the pig cage......

"What do you say you look like a goblin?" Li Guo saw the appearance of the bird spirit, and was angry and funny: "You have to be a little bit of a goblin." ”

As soon as these words came out, even Mo Chou, who had a happy face, raised his head and looked at Li Guo: "Xianggong...... What should this demon look like? ”

Bird Zijing also nodded again and again: "That's it." What should a leprechaun look like? ”

Li Guo thought about it carefully, but his limited imagination really couldn't support such a huge amount of logical thinking, so he could only think about it in his mind with this memory: "It should be the kind of beautiful woman who thinks about eating Tang monk meat every day and wears a layer of human skin." ”

When Li Guo said about the beautiful woman, he also pointed to the bird spirit: "If you take off the human skin, you will be a monster with green faces and fangs, and you will be photographed off by Sun Wukong in the end." ”

Mo Chou's eyes were full of pride: "Xianggong...... Keep going...... Don't worry about listening. ”

And the bird glanced at it: "**, you have skewered Liao Zhai and Journey to the West." ”

"You can't do that." Li Guo pointed at the bird essence indignantly: "If you demote me from Engong to brother, I will endure it, and now this ** is to challenge my bottom line." ”

"Cut ......" Bird Zijing swallowed the bun in his hand disdainfully: "I've slept with you, why pay attention to such details?" ”

"Sleep ......" Li Guo was stunned: "You are talking nonsense...... Sleep in a bed only. ”

Toriko's eyebrows furrowed: "Explain what, explain what?" Afraid of misunderstanding? Rest assured, she slept between us yesterday. ”

After Li Guo listened, he glanced at Mo Chou, and Mo Chou nodded. Li Guo only then understood why he always felt crowded on the bed last night......

Li Guo got up stupidly dressed, but Mo Chou grabbed Li Guo's cuffs: "Xianggong, you haven't finished telling the story yet." ”

"I'll tell you about it when I eat, and I'll go out to run errands later." This was actually just an excuse made by Li Guo, because he hadn't organized the painted skin and Brother Monkey together until Mo Chou spoke.

After tossing Xiao Xinxin and getting up, Li Guo sat in front of all kinds of strange early breakfasts bought by Bird Jing: "Is there any news about your group of lice?" ”

"Please call them fleas, lice and fleas are not the same thing." Bird's essence corrected Li Guo with righteous words: "I've been back a long time ago." Wait for the meeting to go directly, Sister Xue is on duty today and can't come. ”

Li Guo glanced at Mo Chou: "It's inconvenient for her, she can't get out." That's it. ”

Mo Chou's inconvenience, that's really inconvenient, I don't know if it's because I'm not used to it or what, Mo Chou is like having hemorrhoids when he walks, how awkward it is, it's very dangerous to let her go out on a mission in this state.

Bird Zijing looked indifferent: "You first tell her the story of Bird Zijing being killed by a monkey, and we will leave after telling it." ”

Li Guo was silent for a moment, and easily grabbed Xiao Xinxin into the position: "Once upon a time, there was a bird spirit ......."

When he went out, Li Guo found that Bird Zijing's BMW car was gone, replaced by a Passat that looked quite broken, and the remote control in Bird Zijing's hand would indeed make the car beep.

"You changed cars?" After Li Guo got into the car, he looked around: "The BMW was stolen?" ”

Bird Zijing glanced at Li Guo: "Stealing fart...... Not yesterday, you were speeding and running more than fifty red lights. Early this morning, a friend of mine from the traffic police called me to tell me that I was being chased by the Internet. ”

Li Guo nodded as if he was surprised: "Then why do you dare to drive?" ”

Toriko Seiichi raised his eyebrows: "I've been looking like this for more than a hundred years, if I only had one identity, I would have been arrested a long time ago." Those people are not as kind to the goblins as they are to you, Sister Xue is naturally kind, and if she is caught by others, I may be tied up in the house by them and at night. ”

Li Guo was taken aback: "What do you mean by 'engagement'...... Well, I kind of get it. But I think you're too wary of humans, right? ”

"Not my race."

Although Bird Zijing's words are reasonable, he always feels a little strange in Li Guo's ears. Although he didn't know where the blame was, it was always weird......

When Torikojing parked her car in front of a nightclub-like mall, she pointed upstairs: "Zhan Lu is upstairs, don't worry, children are born to find things." ”

Li Guoyun pushed the car door and walked slowly towards the nightclub, followed by the bird spirit wearing a luxurious mink coat. At first glance, it seems that Li Guo looks like the eldest young master of a rich and noble family who is out on patrol.

This midnight gold grotto is always closed on such a sunny morning. But for Li Guo, what he is best at now is probably unlocking.

In less than five seconds, Li Guo opened the anti-theft lock on the side door, and after receiving great praise from the bird spirit, the two of them still walked upstairs one after the other.

Although it was sunny outside, the place seemed groggy, and even some of the intoxicating smell of depravity from last night remained. And every time Torikojin passes by a camera, she will use her colorful feathers to cut off people's threads. In her words, more things are better than less things, and the most afraid thing to do in our business is to show up.

This sentence made Li Guo reminisce for a while, but he never understood what it meant to "do what we do......

As the floors got higher and higher, Li Guo found that the furnishings around him became more and more exquisite, even if he didn't understand the antique business, he could clearly see that the objects here were all valuable old gadgets.

"What do you do? This is a private clubhouse. And we're already closed. When Li Guo and Bird Zijing were about to climb to the top floor, a dark figure suddenly flashed in front of them: "If you are here to find someone, then please wait until business hours." If you get lost, I can take you out. If it's to find fault...... Ah......h

Before he finished speaking, Bird Zijing rushed to the sky with one knee, and added an elbow to cover the ground, and put him directly on the stairs, Li Guo squatted down and poked the security guard who was curled up on the ground and foaming at the ground with his hand: "Is this good......"

"Not good." The bird spirit continued to walk forward without looking back: "Help me tell him I'm sorry." ”

"Hmm......" Li Guo poked the man on the ground: "I'm sorry, I'll call 120 for you later." ”

After speaking, he stepped directly over the security guard and walked side by side with Bird Zijing: "It's not right to bully the weak. ”

"I know." Toriko Jing took it for granted: "But do you have a better way?" ”

Li Guo was stunned: "It's really not ......"

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Actually, I really wanted to write this book full of imaginary enemies, but I still felt that it was better to take my time, after all, grandpa walked up from his grandson.

As for me......

Hehe, an author like me, who earns 300 yuan a month at the starting point, how dare I offend people.