"Hey...... Is it plum fruit? A soft and fragrant voice came from the phone: "Don't be late in the afternoon, in the luxury bag on the third floor of La Fangshe." ”

"Oh."

Li Guo's answer was extremely simple, and after answering, he hung up the phone. Because Toriko Sei was sucking his ears on his phone, eavesdropping meticulously.

"No matter. I'm going. The bird spirit squeamished wantonly: "Don't make excuses, I'm just going." ”

Li Guo stretched out his hand: "No! ”

"Guoguo ......" Bird Zijing shook Li Guo's hand: "You just take someone with you, people stay here so much that their mouths fade out of the bird, not to mention that there is no little guy who comes to bully men and women because of his greed for the beauty of the old lady, and he can't even see a few human hairs." ”

Bird Zijing said while pointing to Mo Chou, who was learning to make sweaters with Guo Ma on the sofa: "It's still like this." ”

Then he pointed to the lake where a man was squatting in the corner of the wall and squirting gel water on his tail: "This ......"

Then he pointed to the landlord's sister, who was disassembling a Gatling gun in the yard and often spilling oil: "This kind of ......"

In the end, he helplessly looked at the old lady who was sitting on the branch of the tree and staring at the blue sky in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking: "And this." ”

"Is there a normal creature around me?" The more Toriko Jing spoke, the more angry she became: "I'm so bored...... Yes. Guoguo, please...... Take someone with you. You take me and I'll help you push the oil at night. ”

"No way!" Li Guo had already made up his mind not to take any of them.

After all, if no one is brought, Li Guo will be laughed at at most, and he won't laugh at it to any extent, after all, being single is not a scandal. But once he brought something as strange as Bird Zijing, Li Guo really didn't know what strange things would happen. After all, those people also know that they want to show off their brainpower, physical strength, energy and financial resources, and there is no great malice.

But if she takes the bird spirit to go, I'm afraid she will really summon the bird spirit guard team to come over and kill all of Li Guo's few classmates...... "Good girl." Coaxing the bird like a child, gently touching her hair: "I'll bring you snacks when I come back in the evening, peanut cakes are good, your favorite food." ”

"Don't, don't." The bird shook Li Guo's hand in a greasy voice: "I just want to go with you." ”

Li Guo paused: "It's really not good...... Next time, next time, okay? You're going to make trouble again. ”

"Li Guo!" Bird Zijing suddenly turned his face, stood up and pointed at Li Guo and shouted indignantly: "Let me tell you, if you don't let the old lady go today, the old lady will go!" I'll go to bed first, and when I wake up and can't see you, you'll be out of luck. ”

Li Guo's face did not change and waved his hand: "Sleep." ”

In fact, as Li Guo, who has already eaten the bird essence, he knows very well that no matter how big the bird essence loses, as long as he sleeps, he will forget everything. When she gets up, if there is anything that can attract her attention, let alone Li Guo's classmates' reunion, she may not even be able to remember Li Guo herself. So of course, Li Guo didn't care about her threat at all.

Five minutes after Toriko entered the room, Li Guo then stood up...... After saying goodbye to the surrounding circle, he turned around and ran out, and sat in the Audi with the smell of vegetables made by the birds, and marched towards the city at a gallop...... Because Li Guo knew that five minutes of time was enough for Bird Jingxiang to dream of seven or eight ...... "Young man." The disabled Zhijian suddenly appeared in Li Guo's co-pilot's seat: "Have fun, can you not call the uncle Li Guo stunned, and looked sideways at the disabled Zhijian: "What are you doing here?" ”

"Of course, it's here to be your good friend, for the sake of love, let's go hand in hand." Zhijian, who was disabled, lifted the USB cable that had been tied to it and plugged it straight into the wireless Internet slot on the car: "Well, this network speed is not fast." 3G networks are just not as powerful as optical fibers. ”

Li Guo looked at the disabled Zhijian, and his head was big: "Uncle, how good it is for you to stay at home, what kind of fun are you following me." ”

"No, boy. You are now Tang Seng meat, whether you are a person or a ghost, you want to come to you, we are good friends for life, I can't help but sacrifice my spare time to protect you from the poisonous hands of bad people. As he spoke, the disabled Zhijian used a very eerie tone: "Without me, tomorrow's newspaper would have said that there was a nameless naked corpse by the river, with a male surname." Before his death, he was suspected of being violated by his surname. Ouch, Virgin Mary...... It's brutal. People's hearts are scared. ”

When Li Guo heard this, he took out a hand holding the steering wheel and pinched his forehead: "You think too much, brother." I've been like this for more than 20 years, and I haven't seen any strange people or things. ”

"Of course, you had your dad to protect you back then. But now, you are domineering and leaking, and you can smell the whittling on your body from a distance of 300 kilometers. The disabled Zhijian said extremely sensationally: "If there is really a monster that sucks your essence dry, I will be thrown by your father and your little daughter-in-law to make steel." ”

Li Guo coughed, and couldn't help but lift his buttocks: "Are the monsters you are talking about female monsters......

"Hmm...... You seem to be sucked by a female monster every day. Zhijian's voice suddenly became very cheap: "The next time you are sucked again, remember to link the neurons to me, and I will feel it too." ”

Li Guo didn't say a word, opened the storage box and threw the disabled Zhijian in. Then silently opened the window and lit a cigarette: "If you want to say this kind of shameless words again, I will change you to a screwdriver." ”

"Saffiano screwdriver." Li Guo added.

Zhijian, who is disabled, was silent in the storage box for a long time, and then suddenly said: "I like Yiziwen, can you actually give me a pair of scissors?" Scissorhands are small and strong. ”

Li Guo shook his head helplessly, then parked the car behind an uninhabited factory, and then took out a bag from the back of the car, which was full of all kinds of high-end clothes...... "Young man, what are you going to do?" Zhijian, who was disabled, appeared in front of Li Guo with curiosity: "Do you want to change into good clothes and show off your wealth?" ”

"Human...... There's always a bit of vanity. Li Guo touched his hair: "There are all clothes and pants here, I haven't worn them once." Can't find a chance...... You can't waste their kindness in vain, right? ”

"But ......" Li Guo took out a simple Tang dress with a red satin texture: "This must have been bought by Mo Chou, her taste is very strange......"

After picking left and right, Li Guo finally chose a suit that seemed very simple and simple, but in fact it was indeed a casual men's dress that Amber customized from Italy.

"No wonder they say that good clothes are lined with people." Li Guo looked back and forth on the car mirror for a long time: "This dress looks really low-key, just like me." ”

"Yo...... You're still stinking and beautiful. As he spoke, the disabled Zhijian appeared beside Li Guo, and then a flash of light flashed, and the disabled Zhijian suddenly turned into a person...... Right! It's just one person. Under Li Guo's astonished eyes, the disabled Zhijian turned into a man, a man at least 1.85 meters tall, wearing a loose white shirt but obvious six-pack abs, with a resolute and ruffian face, and wearing white jeans and Converse canvas shoes. The hairy head similar to Li Guo makes him look more full of spiritual surname.

Looking horizontally and vertically, it is a high-quality idol that fascinates thousands of girls, and it is also the fighting base among friends...... "Who are you ......" Li Guo subconsciously jumped back: "Disabled Zhijian? ”

"Ahem......" The man coughed, leaned on the car door in a chic manner, and flicked the window lightly with his hand, his eyes were blurry and lazy, his skin was tight, and he was shining with a healthy glow in the winter sun: "Young man, don't you even recognize Uncle Ben?" ”

"I ...... Do you want to be so handsome? Li Guo's eyes widened: "You hurry up and get out of me...... Don't show up in front of me. ”

"Teenager." The disabled Zhijian pressed Li Guo's shoulders with both hands: "Jealousy is the original sin, the blade of the sword can transform people, can't the hilt of the sword?" Seeing Uncle Ben's appearance, did you become addicted in an instant? ”

Li Guo lit a cigarette and handed it to the disabled Zhijian: "Don't you say it so disgusting, okay?" You also smoke? ”

"No." The disabled Zhijian twisted the cigarette, gently put it on his solid lips and took a deep breath, looking as chic as he wanted: "But Uncle Ben can accept all the destruction in order to be handsome." ”

Li Guo waved his hand: "Can you keep being human?" ”

As soon as the words of "Dang......" fell, the handsome man's disabled will turned into a wisp of green smoke. The green smoke dissipated, and the crippled sword appeared: "But you can't ......"

Li Guo took a deep breath and patted his chest: "It's okay......"

"Boy, it's not right for you to do this." The disabled Zhijian went straight back to the co-pilot's position: "As a pot friend, you should be proud to have a pot friend as handsome as me, and I won't hook up with your female pot friend." The unsheath is very fierce. ”

After Li Guo got in the car, he couldn't think right: "You are at my bedside every day?" ”

"Yes. Occasionally you will call me when you talk in your sleep. ”

"I take you to the bathroom every day to shower?" Li Guo's face was dark.

"yes, in fact, you still have a lot of material, no wonder you can satisfy that metal freak."

"Your mother. ...... force" Li Guo couldn't help but scold.

The disabled Zhijian paused, and then his voice suddenly raised: "You fucking hold my Zhanlu sister to sleep every day, and help her wipe her body with alcohol every day." Did Lao Tzu say anything? Did you say that? She's my first love, fuck, it's the little wife who nodded in agreement! Do you have! Lao Tzu didn't poke you into honeycomb coal, it's already a valley of humility, what else do you want. ”

As he spoke, Zhijian's voice suddenly lowered: "Friends, we are lifelong friends." Don't be obsessed with this little thing, do you still wear swim trunks when you go to the bathhouse to take a shower? I am a sword, not a man. Do you see an erection when you see a chopstick? You figure out whether the situation is good or not, don't think so vulgarly. Didn't you notice that when you messed around with your girlfriend, I would go into the sword box? You're so naïve. ”

"Wait......" Li Guo wiped his nose with expensive clothes: "You mean Zhan Lu...... Can it also change into human form? ”

"Nope." The disabled Zhijian did not hesitate to deny: "It's okay to get out of the sheath, but the sheath has been seriously injured and is still recovering." Zhan Lumei's words, she can chat with you is already a great improvement. Swords are the same as people, not all people can become masters. But you know, I beg you to call Zhanlu next time Benima calls me indiscriminately, just call me if there is something. Sister Zhan Lu is very kind and doesn't like to kill. ”

Li Guo nodded: "I know, I haven't stabbed anyone with it until now." ”

"That's what I like about you. Sister Zhan Lu told me that she followed you because you promised her not to get blood until she had to. The disabled Zhijian stabbed Li Guo's head with a sword: "This is a very good man." ”

"Get out." Li Guo pulled the disabled Zhijian aside: "Your little wife now has a combination skill with me, which makes me very embarrassed." ”

The disabled Zhijian let out a long hum: "Actually, it doesn't matter. I started out as a joke. This kind of thing is actually not moral, after all, the sword is a tool, even if it has its own thinking, it is still just a tool. It's like being out of the sheath, she is always ready to poke people, but when have you ever seen her go out and poke people by herself without Mo Chou's order? ”

"Yes...... Poke you when. Li Guo seemed to recall something: "Also, she can influence Mo Chou's thinking." ”

The disabled Zhijian groaned for a while: "Actually, I can too, but most of the time I don't do it when I unsheath." Unless it's your little Mochou and her who have a 100% tacit understanding on something. Unsheathed is an ancient evil sword, not to mention demagoguery, she can do it with a sword. ”

"What about you?" Li Guo flicked his body and remnant Zhijian: "What can you do?" Will they peek at me taking a shower? ”

"I won't make a war, but I have the power to stop it." Zhijian, who is disabled, said lightly: "Look, that's what I said. How bullish. I learned from the military program on the central station, and it was very appropriate for me. ”

Li Guo pursed his lips and started the car: "Brag." I've seen you as a flashlight until now. ”

"We'll see." Disabled Zhijian whistled.

It's still early, Li Guo, who has changed his clothes, first went to Ha'er's house with his things to worship for a year, and then ate a big meal of the alkaline water that Ha'er copied with the ancestral secret sauce, and then went to the video game city to play the King of Fighters Jiuqi...... Fought against the disabled Zhijian, and was abused by the disabled Zhijian. In the end, he also went to the free Central Park, and together with the disabled Zhijian, he gave the old man who played chess a trick, and was driven away with a cane.

During this period, Li Guo found that if he needed to be disabled Zhijian to become a sincere and benevolent form, it must rely on Li Guo to provide spiritual power as nutrients, and the consumption of ten minutes was enough for Mo Chou Edgeworth to travel around the world for one and a half times, but for a whole afternoon, Li Guo and the two men with disabilities really attracted the attention of many girls in the video game city.

After all, although Li Guo is not handsome and handsome, he looks refreshing, coupled with the talent and witty words that the two of them inadvertently revealed when they were fighting, so that the girls, especially the little girls, hovered around Li Guo and the disabled Zhijian intentionally or unintentionally.

There was even a bold girl who stepped forward and asked to take a photo with Li Guo's disabled Zhijian, saying that she hadn't seen such a beautiful love with the same surname for a long time...... Li Guo cried on the spot...... "I haven't changed my sincerity and benevolence for a long time." The disabled Zhijian sighed silently: "I've been at home for a thousand years." ”

Sitting on the bench in the rest area, Li Guo drank Coke and looked sideways at the disabled Zhijian: "How good it would be if you were a woman." ”

"Brother, I'm a woman, so I'll let you spoil it." Zhijian, who is disabled, glanced at Li Guo with disdain: "Do you still think that the girls around you are not enough?" Do you want me to give you the unsheath too? You bitch. ”

"No cursing. I am always said to be in love with the same surname, and I am very unhappy. How will I see people in the future? Li Guo pointed to passers-by who had to look at him and the disabled Zhijian back and forth: "I am in love with you with the same surname." ”

As he spoke, Li Guo suddenly ...... Then he found that the disabled Zhijian was no longer by his side, but walked behind a pure girl who was riding a motorcycle, and held someone's waist with his hand: "A little here, right...... Right...... Go this way a little ...... Amazing......"

"You pervert." Li Guo shouted: "Do you want to be so nasty." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the disabled Zhijian listened and patted the girl's shoulder with his hand: "My friend is calling me, you play slowly by yourself." ”

"You...... Can you give me a call? The girl, who looked like she was still in junior high school, stood in front of the disabled Zhijian with a red face: "Can I ask you out next time?" ”

"I'm sorry." The disabled Zhijian slid his fingers lightly on the girl's face: "Coincidence is the most beautiful." ”

After speaking, he turned around, looked at Li Guo, and said with his mouth: "Withdraw ......"

"See?" Zhijian, who was disabled, regained his sword shape and leaned on the saddle: "Playboys are all like this." ”

Li Guo squinted his eyes and glanced at the disabled Zhijian: "You are too shameless, that girl is fifteen years old." ”

"You know that light feather, you." The disabled Zhijian scolded: "You are a dirty force, you should be a bachelor for the rest of your life." Let's analyze it from another angle, at such a young age, playing in this kind of place, sooner or later something will happen. But after I imprinted her spiritually today, how could she still look at other men, the imprint disappeared in three years, and she should mature after three years. What is it called? This is called the flower of defending the motherland, you turtle. ”

"I want to kill you." Li Guo gritted his teeth and looked at the disabled Zhijian: "You are called a hooligan, you would have been shot twenty years ago." ”

The disabled Zhijian sighed indifferently: "The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it." Li Guo, I didn't expect you to be such a layman. ”

"If you're not good, you're good. Even the butt of a fifteen-year-old girl was touched. Li Guo was indignant: "If I don't tell the sheath, I will be disabled with your surname." ”

"Brother, don't be impulsive...... Drink saliva. A bottle of Coke slowly floated to Li Guo's side, and automatically unscrewed the lid: "Actually, I am a spiritual body, and I have no sense of touch...... Touching the butt is just a matter of putting your hand there...... It's unintentional...... Believe you...... Believe that you can grow calla lilies on your coconut trees.

"Brother, don't stop talking. Don't scare me, brother. The disabled Zhijian kept pleading beside him: "That's it, let's turn back, and you can touch it too." I promise not to tell Mo Chou. ”

"Touch your sister......"

The disabled Zhijian was stunned for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "That's it!" Take a step back and open the sky, you don't tell this out of the sheath. I'll teach you the art of swordsmanship. ”

"Really?" Li Guo looked at the disabled Zhijian with suspicious eyes: "Shaomeng me, last time you said that you would teach me a thousand remnant lightsaber." I haven't had a fart yet. ”

The disabled Zhijian stood for a while: "That power is too great...... Gotta take your time...... Take it easy. ”

Li Guo snorted with a smile and parked the car in the parking lot with a squeak: "You surf the Internet here, I'll be back later." ”

Disabled Zhijian: "What's that, go early and come back early, people are waiting for you." ”

Li Guo closed the car door angrily and funny. And glanced back at the disabled Zhijian...... The whole afternoon was quite fun, and if the disabled Zhijian was a real person, it would definitely be a killer with a female surname. Humorous, wise, funny, handsome, and sunny, this is simply a man born to destroy women. But fortunately, there are too few such men in reality, and occasionally there are a few, and most of them are in love with the same surname...... Walking to the door of La Fangshe, Li Guo saw the LED display light from afar, with the signboard of the XX class of XX high school graduating XX class XX year class reunion. Moreover, there was a table at the door, with a huge red paper on it, and a thick autograph book, which Li Guo expected should be the legendary ...... The class reunion was live.

To be honest, since Li Guo went to college, he has only participated in it twice, plus three times this time. Most of them were because their surnames were muffled and they didn't adapt to some people's pretending faces, so they withdrew early. However, Li Guo was washed by the disabled Zhijian for an afternoon in the afternoon, saying that men do not pretend to be forced to walk in the world, and men do not pretend to live as well as dogs...... This directly caused Li Guo to suddenly play with his heart and decided to pretend to be forced today. It's your turn to pretend to be ...... Li Guo has an innate advantage, Guo Dad and Guo Dad's father have instilled all kinds of pretending postures in Li Guo since they were children, that is to say, there are so many things in the Li family, Li Guo doesn't know anything except how to learn how to pretend to be forced...... "Yo, isn't this Momotaro?" A rugged girl seemed to give Li Guo a slap in the face from the side: "I've become a handsome guy." ”

Li Guo turned his head and found that he was the study committee member of the year...... The image of this guy to Li Guo is a fox smell, murderous, pimples, and nymphomaniac, Li Guo was not handsome enough, nor was he rich enough, and he did not have the eloquence to tell yellow jokes. So this guy has always laughed at Li Guo for fun, and even nicknamed him Momotaro...... "Let's call it Li Guo." Li Guo smiled and stretched out his hand to her: "Long time no see." ”

"Oops...... Disastrous. The study committee member looked horrified: "It smells so good, like a man." ”

Li Guo withdrew his hand and touched his face. Seem...... I didn't seem to have a place where I wasn't a man back then...... At this time, a soft voice came from the sign-in desk: "Li Guo?" ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and looked sideways, a bright and bright-toothed, black-skinned woman was sitting on the sign-in desk, with a few small freckles faintly on the bridge of her nose, a very sweet smile, and a small tiger tooth exposed outside.

Li Guo looked at her and then looked back at the study committee member who was at least one hundred and sixteen, and couldn't help blurting out: "Is this from a planet......

"You are?" Li Guo stepped forward, but he didn't recognize who the girl was for a long time, and finally could only apologize again and again: "I'm sorry ......"

The girl didn't mind that Li Guo didn't recognize herself, but took out a pair of glasses from the box and put them on, and wrinkled her nose: "Oh...... Tigress! ”

Li Guo exclaimed...... slapped himself in the face: "Sister Tiger...... Why are you so beautiful now? ”

"Of course, do you think it's still the tiger sister with little buckteeth, yellow hair, and small flat chest, who still loves to bite?" The girl smiled as she spoke: "Sign in, pay the money." Go in first, and I'll sit next to you later." ”

Li Guo hummed, obediently handed over three hundred yuan, and then followed the study committee member who kept talking to him.

Although he was talking here, Li Guo was still thinking about the tiger sister just now.

This girl was Li Guo's tablemate back then. I have been at the same table for two whole years, and in principle, boys and girls were not allowed to share the same table at that time, but in fact, Sister Tiger's strange ugliness and Li Guo's stuffiness, the teacher expected that nothing would happen to these two people, so he directly put them together.

Of course, as the teacher expected, nothing really happened to these two people. But in the two years of his career at the same table, he has done a lot of unbelievable bad things. Every time Li Guo goes out to do chivalry, the weapons are all provided by this little guy, and the cold weapons are basically complete except for the chainsaw...... And the two of them also reached an offensive and defensive alliance for copying homework, Li Guo was top-notch in liberal arts except for English and mathematics at that time, and Sister Tiger was a piece of except for English and mathematics...... This is also the fundamental reason why the scores of two people are almost the same in every exam...... Also, this tiger sister was one month older than Li Guo and forced Li Guo to call her sister, but Li Guo called her tigress again. In the end, the agreement reached was that Li Guo had to call her Sister Tiger...... "Sure enough, the eighteenth female college has changed wow......" Li Guo couldn't help but sigh.

"What? Li Guo, do you say me? The study committee member held his face and came empty-handed: "What's the matter, people are still without makeup today." ”

Li Guo coughed, very helpless: "It's okay, you are the most beautiful without makeup......"

"I hate it, my mouth is sweet......

Li Guo was about to cry...... I prayed in my heart that Zhijian, who was physically disabled, suddenly had a nervous breakdown and could rush over and kill all the people in a building...... The leisurely chapter is about to pass,...... In fact, I personally feel that the most dreary place in the world is the class reunion. Because I am not good at intersecting with people......

(To be continued)