Chapter 182: There is a place of great terror in the legend

years, in fact, it is quite enjoyable, after all, there are a lot of people.

This also directly led to a table that couldn't sit at all, so people with relatively low seniority, such as Li Guo, could only lead a group of people with the same low rank as him to open up a new space, and directly ordered five set meals for takeaway from the hotel...... The reason for ordering takeout is that there are three high rollers at Li Guo's table. Mochou, the little turtle and the amber that protects the food. Needless to say, as long as it can be eaten, whether it is delicious or not, it is all a matter of calculation. And the baby turtle only eats meat, and Amber only eats fish. Amber doesn't let anyone else eat her fish, and whoever dares to touch a chopstick will look at him with resentful and desolate eyes.

Aside from the landlord's sister, she was the only one who let the landlord's sister eat her fish...... This is a treatment that even Li Guo can't enjoy.

"Isn't this bullying?" Bird Zijing kept shaking Li Guo's hand aggrievedly: "Guoguo, do you look at them......"

Li Guo was startled by the sudden transformation of the bird's personality, and waved his hand: "Order ......"

This dish is still ordered at H'er's, anyway, H'er has to do business, and it is better to be cheaper than to be cheaper than to be cheaper. Therefore, in line with the dominant idea that fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, Li Guo drove the car of the bird spirit, and on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, loaded a backseat to eat, and suddenly sped on the road where there was no one but the sound of firecrackers.

Bird Zijing's car was driven by someone, which was driven after knowing that Li Guo was invited to the class reunion, a brand-new Audi Q7 luxury configuration. Begin to prepare for a Bugatti direct order. But Li Guo considered that if he drove a sports car in this small city, even if it was a sports car of 200,000 yuan, the site would have to be returned to the factory for overhaul in less than three days. So he resolutely disagreed with Toriko's order for that kind of good-looking and impractical outfit car, at most it could only be an ordinary off-road vehicle.

Of course, for Torikose, the Q7 is already the most ordinary off-road vehicle. She even almost got a twelve-wheeled explosion-proof car because Li Guo wanted an off-road vehicle...... Bird Zijing said, that off-road is good...... "This eighty percent is enough to eat......" Li Guo looked at the piled up lunch boxes on the back seat: "It's almost two hundred pounds......"

"You can't go on like this. Too. Li Mingxue sat in the co-pilot's seat: "One meal is enough for a year's rations." ”

"There's no way to ......" Li Guo was also quite helpless: "It's the New Year." ”

Li Mingxue shook her head silently and leaned lightly on the car: "There is Xiaoxin during this time, I can sleep, but ...... But the dream is still going on, and there is an extra man in the dream, and his face is very blurry. ”

"Aunt, it's time for you to find a boyfriend." Li Guo smiled evilly: "You are already a super old girl, this dream is obviously a strong hint, snake...... Sticks, men. Aunt, you are Sifan. ”

"Are you going to die?" Li Mingxue kicked Li Guo: "I dare to even make a joke about me." ”

Li Guo was gloomy: "I dare to joke with you, but I think you should not think too much." You've been nervous lately. ”

Li Mingxue shook her head: "That dream is too real, I asked your father, you also know that he is an old neurotic." I asked your mother, and your mother told me that dreams are a natural reflex of the brain's nervous system......"

The two of them were so salt-free and oil-free entangled in the topic of Li Mingxue's dreaming, and talked all the way. After returning home, even the Spring Festival Gala has already performed several shows. The room is still staggered, don't worry that they have already put the things on Guo Dad's table almost windy, if Li Guo doesn't come back, then a big family can only chew melon seeds, peanuts, popcorn, beer, white wine, wine and watch the Spring Festival Gala dryly.

"I'll tell you." With a strong drunkenness, Guo's father dragged Li Guo with one hand and Bird's mother with the other: "You two have to be good, you daughter-in-law here, I like it." ”

Father Bird kicked Daddy away on the side: "Damn...... You're so drunk and fake drunk......"

Saying that, he also grabbed his wife: "Bird, let me tell you, you can't talk to anyone with a man surnamed Li, and those with the surname Li are not good birds......"

Li Guo just stood aside and smirked, while Bird Zijing and Bird Mother scolded in unison: "Neurotic." ”

Of course, there are still some normal ones besides Li Guo, such as Mo Chou. Although she wanted to drink very much, Li Guo warned her very harshly that she must not touch a drop of wine, so he could only drink Wang Laoji, which tasted strange in her opinion, with Xiao Xinmei Paper and Xiao Kui...... "Xianggong, Xianggong." Mo Chou shook Li Guo's hand: "Just drink a little, okay?" ”

"No~!" Li Guo thought of Mo Chou's sadness after drinking twice, this time he gritted his teeth ruthlessly, and he would not let go of Mo Chou to drink.

And at this time...... Guo's mother suddenly brought in a mud-stained jar from outside, and put it in the bathroom for a long time, then put it on the table with a bang, and said quite angrily: "What you want, there are still nine altars that can no longer be drunk, and Li Guo is used for marriage." ”

When Father Bird and Father Guo saw this thing, their eyes were full of pride, and Father Bird picked them up without saying a word, and opened the wine seal with lightning speed.

Suddenly, a rushing smell of drunkenness filled the room. Then Father Bird poured a bowl one by one, except for the two children and Mo Chou...... "Mo Chou felt very aggrieved. Mo Chou pursed his lips and looked at the turquoise wine syrup in the plum fruit bowl: "Xianggong...... Isn't it good......"

"No way!" Li Guo didn't say a word, he smothered all the wine in the bowl in one gulp, and then spread his hands: "The wood is there." ”

At this time, Father Bird and Father Guo, who were originally babbling, suddenly fell silent, and looked at Li Guo strangely, and Father Guo was still holding a small pill in his hand...... I am handing it to Li Guo.

"This is ......" Before Li Guo finished speaking, suddenly an unprecedented feeling of dizziness suddenly hit, and then the last sound in his ears was the pop of himself slipping out of the stool and under the table.

"I just wanted to tell you." Guo's father was quite helpless: "This is the legendary ...... Target...... Monkey drunk ...... No ...... Plus hawthorn pills...... Whoever drinks pours ......"

As soon as his voice fell, Bird's eyes rolled: "I'll try ......"

After speaking, she also drunk the monkey in the bowl in one gulp, and then waited for a while, then stood up and patted her chest: "This wine is boring." I'll come back ......."

Smack...... The bird spirit fell to the ground in response and pressed directly on Li Guo's body, and the two of them slept sweetly.

"How stupid." Guo's father pointed to Bird Zijing and Li Guo, and said drunkly: "This mother is not a natural pair, who else is ......"

And having said that, in the end, there were no people who fell down because the monkey was drunk, and only Mo Chou and two small ones remained, and the hawthorn pill was expired...... There was a lot of sleep in the room. And Mo Chou's little hand wanted to reach out to the wine jar that was still half a jar of monkey drunkenness several times...... Scalability just can't make up your mind.

"Witch, what are you going to do!" The little new girl pointed at Mo Chou and shouted: "You are not an adult, you are not allowed to drink!" ”

Mo Chou was stunned for a long time, and finally could only sit back in his position stupidly, pouring the food on the table into his mouth while drinking the strange-tasting Wang Laoji.

Of course, in the end, there is also Xiaoxin surnamed Suo who is supervising Mo Chou, otherwise the people in this big house will probably have to sleep in the living room.

After Mo Chou finished eating, he lined up the people who had collapsed on the ground and on the table neatly on the sofa, looking like a large row of people waiting to be executed, and the atmosphere was very strange. Even Xiao Kui, who had watched horror movies during this time, was scared and cried on the spot...... "Witch, you always do some strange things." The little new girl had an indisputable expression of anger and misfortune: "Look at you, it's a big New Year." Make this the same as the Dharma field. ”

Mo Chou was also quite aggrieved, and pouted: "Mo Chou didn't mean it......"

And then...... Xiaoxin girl began to draw children's drawings with watercolor pens on everyone's faces, and even Li Guo and her own mother were not spared...... "That's fine." The little new girl looked at the adults who were painted by her, and smiled with satisfaction: "Happy atmosphere." ”

And Xiao Kui, who had just stopped her tears, was frightened by this terrifying picture and cried loudly...... That's it...... These people have been held up like this for more than a day...... It wasn't until the morning of the second day of the Lunar New Year that he woke up one after another...... "Oops......" Li Guo covered his swollen head: "I seem to have done something stupid......"

"It seems to be ......" Bird Zijing got up from Li Guo's lap and wiped a mouthful of saliva. And after seeing the wonderful children's painting on Li Guo's face, the first reaction of the smart bird spirit was to run directly to the bathroom...... Then, a terrible scream came, and then the bird opened the door with a bang: "Where did Xiaoxin die!" ”

And her screams woke up the others...... And then...... It's too much fun...... "It's a tragedy." Like Li Guo, Guo's father covered his head: "I got carried away...... That wine can't be drunk casually...... Tortured by my grandchildren......"

Li Guo wiped his face with a towel while trying to call Mo Chou and Xiaoxin, but the mobile phones of the two of them were turned off...... Li Guo's first thought was that the two of them absconded with Xiao Kui in fear of crime.

"She's going to be beaten." The anger in the landlord's sister's eyes still burned: "No one can stop ......"

At this time, there was a sudden roaring sound of the divine dog at the door, followed by the creaking sound of the iron gate, and finally Mo Chou cautiously poked into his little head...... "It's okay, they're not here." Mo Chou, who was holding a big bag of fried chicken nuggets, had a deceitful look in his eyes: "Really." ”

After saying that, a little little head stuck in with great anxiety, and then at first glance I saw the landlord's sister with a rattan in her hand...... She wanted to shrink, she wanted to run. But how can you ...... from the palm of Amber's hand, which had been ambushed at the door for a long time, "Dad save me...... Dad ......" The little new girl who fell into the clutches of her mother stretched out her hand to Li Guo and cried desolately: "Save my ......"

"Don't speak!" Seeing that Li Guo was about to obstruct again, the landlord's sister directly snatched Li Guo's words: "She can't do it if she doesn't educate." ”

Li Guo glanced at Xiaoxin with a little guilt, and then silently turned around and went to the toilet...... After his half-hour squatting was over, the little new girl was already sitting on the sofa touching her ass with tears in her eyes, and the croton next to her was constantly counting the landlord's sister, and Li Mingxue was supporting the landlord's sister...... "Li Guo, come with me." Guo's father, who ran out of the other toilet, beckoned to Li Guo: "Something's wrong." ”

Li Guo glanced at the little new girl with a resentful face, and then followed Guo's father to the courtyard.

"How far can you get to it now?" Guodad's first sentence was straight to the point: "Can you take Mo Chou's three tricks?" ”

Three tricks...... Stop it. Mo Chou's starting move is a magnifying move, not to mention three moves, Li Guo deeply felt that Mo Chou could beat his HP into a negative value with one move, and the space jump could only be carried out under the condition of very mental concentration, and he couldn't use the jump to attack the opponent like amber...... "You can't do it when you look at it." Guo's father shook his head: "Let the disabled Zhijian teach you, don't look at him stupidly, he is very powerful." ”

"Awesome is awesome, what do you mean by adding a stupid look to Uncle Ben?" Li Guo's clothes suddenly heard the voice of the remnant Zhijian: "Why is Uncle Ben stupid?" Isn't there just no blade? Simplicity is clear, complexity is chaos, and between the trade-offs, it shows wisdom. ”

"Okay, you're not stupid, you're not stupid." Guo's father seemed to know the disabled Zhijian's flawed personality, and decisively avoided it: "How long will it take for you to train my son to become a first-class master." ”

"It depends on the mood." The disabled Zhi said coolly: "If you are not in the mood, you don't need to talk about everything." ”

And Li Guo touched his chin: "First-class master, how tall is it?" ”

Guo Dad thought about it, casually pointed to a dead branch on the ground, and then went down, the dead branch penetrated the ground, and then a spring gushed out: "That's it." ”

Li Guo was dumbfounded...... He knew that his father could have some ability, but he didn't expect him to be so awesome...... Li Guo can use this ability to open and shrink and cheat when playing pachinko, which is already a great gift to him, but Guo's father can actually use a branch that breaks off to dig a well...... What a mountain is this...... At this time, Li Guo's phone rang, this time it was not the scratching Banhua Wenwen last time, but a man who spoke quite unpleasantly: "Yes...... Be...... Is it plum fruit? Under...... Five p.m., La Fongshe. Remember to come. ”

Li Guo didn't even react to who this guy was, let alone ask who this guy was, so he hung up the phone decisively, as if he was in a hurry...... "Are you really the head of Shushan?" Li Guo couldn't help but start to doubt Dad's awesomeness: "Don't lie to me." ”

It was not Guo's father who answered Li Guo, but the disabled Zhijian: "Shushan has your sister's head, and the head of Shushan has already died." Shushan has already changed the elder system. ”

"You see, the crippled sword helped me answer." Guo Dad poked a cigarette butt into Zhijian's wound: "I'm not." ”

Li Guo shrugged: "I shouldn't believe you at all." ”

Guo Dad nodded with a smile, and then looked at his watch: "But next time I can take you to Shushan for a tour, free of charge." ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Shushan...... What's wrong with it......"

"It's hidden in the city, it's starting to build a civil and military school of Shushan Yiyu and Shushan Sword School, and it will be advertised on CCTV in a few days." Guo's father looked quite proud: "The commercial was filmed by Tsui Hark." ”

Li Guo: "......"

(To be continued)