Chapter 447
If it was in the past, these things would not be difficult for Baby Dragon. After all, although they are still young, they have learned to eat by themselves with chopsticks very early. It's just that these little guys are a bit lazy and don't like to use chopsticks very much, but prefer to use spoons.
But now it's different. Now let alone let them use chopsticks, I'm afraid that even using a spoon will be a little difficult.
But I don't know what my father thinks, so I actually have to eat jelly beans with chopsticks.
This makes the little ones look at each other.
"Look at me, don't think that anyone can secretly take jelly beans with their hands. Do you know that you are going to monitor each other? If one is caught, Dad rewards that person with a cake. ”
The word cake fell, and the little guys' faces suddenly lit up.
Cake is so much better than jelly beans!
This is a truth that every baby dragon knows, so he immediately made a cautious appearance and looked left and right.
"Is that you? Is that you? You've stolen jelly beans! Xiao Linglong stared at Feng'er, kept talking, and made a look of being stolen, pointed at him and said to Zhang Ye, "Dad, my brother stole jelly beans!" ”
"Nope! No! This is what Little Six stole from! Feng'er shook her head again and again, and put the discount black pot on Xiao Liu's head.
"Why did it become me again?"
Of course, this kind of black pot Xiaoliu will not be willing to carry it, so he argues loudly.
But I don't know why, everyone looks at Xiao Liu.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Being watched by his brothers, watched by his sister and sister, Xiaoliu felt that he had died unjustly.
"You stole it. I saw it all! ”
All the little guys pointed at Xiao Liu, insisting that he did it. But in fact, Xiao Liu didn't even touch it. This can make Xiaoliu aggrieved. I'm almost dizzy.
"Dad, I caught the sixth brother!" Xin'er was the most clever, crawled over, tugged on Xiao Liu's trouser legs, and then said loudly to Zhang Ye. It was as if that was the case.
"Sister, don't talk nonsense, which eye did you see me stealing candy and eating it?"
Xiaoliu fell to the ground, holding Xin'er's hand while shouting that he was wronged.
"Sixth brother, don't admit it, Xin'er has seen it!" Xin'er and Xiaoliu twisted on the ground.
"Yes, we all saw it. Don't deny it. ”
"This is what we've all seen!"
"If you do something wrong and don't admit it, you're a bad boy!"
"I didn't, you wronged me!" At this time, Xiao Liu was also a little calm, and under everyone's identification, he felt as if he had really done something like stealing jelly beans.
All mouths are gold!
This kind of thing is inevitable for everyone, and under everyone's designation, this matter seems to be a certainty.
"Dad, you're going to reward us!"
"That's it! It is! We caught a candy stealing badass. ”
What a great injustice! Xiao Liu inexplicably became a sugar thief under the identification of other little guys.
"Don't lie to anyone!" Zhang Ye bluffed. yelled at the children.
"But we did catch a sugar thief!"
"That's it! It is! ”
The other little ones also nodded their heads again and again, looking like they were doing something wrong.
"Is it foolish to be a dad? This trick is also used in front of me! Some people can't help but look at these little guys, Zhang Ye knows. The reason why they are like this is nothing more than to get the cake.
Xiaoliu is just an unlucky guy they pushed out.
And Zhang Ye can be sure that as long as they can get the cake. I will definitely share it with Xiaoliu as soon as possible. Because at the end of the day, it's just about getting the cake. Just came up with an expedient solution. Naturally, they will willingly take out their own things to share with him, otherwise who will come out to carry the black pot in the future?
It is precisely because of this layer of clarity that this layer of relationship is clear. Zhang Ye was speechless at the methods of these little guys.
You can think of this kind of thing. God knows what messy things these baby dragons who have learned all kinds of knowledge will do in the future?
"Don't think Dad doesn't know what's going on in your hearts, tell you, no way!"
Zhang Ye's words had just fallen, Xin'er was the first to shout, this girl lay on the ground, raised her head, looked unhappy, stared at him, and then muttered, "Dad is a big villain, talking doesn't count!" ”
"We don't want Daddy anymore!"
"Sell Daddy, let's go buy a new Daddy."
"Hmmm! Well! ”
I have to say that although these little guys have learned a lot of things, their way of thinking is still childlike, so in this matter, they immediately found a way.
That is to sell Dad and go buy a new one.
However, they don't know that in this world, almost everything is sold, but there is no place to sell Dad. And what unlucky guy would be the dad of these baby dragons? Except for Zhang Ye, a person whose vitality is more tenacious than Xiaoqiang, the other unlucky people will be played to death in a short time.
"Are you sure you don't want Daddy? Want to sell your dad? What if you buy a bad dad? Zhang Ye looked at the children with a sad look.
Sure enough, this trick is still a little useful, after all, his father is still very good, what if the father who bought it back is a bad father?
These little guys looked at each other, and for a moment they couldn't pay attention.
In the end, Xiao Linglong was a little unwilling and said, "Who wants you not to give us cakes?" ”
"But you have jelly beans!"
"But jelly beans aren't as delicious as cake."
"That's it!"
"So, you're going to be our dad for a while! If you perform well, you can turn positive! Xin'er lay on the ground, raised a hand, and said.
"Oh? Affectionate dad is now done at zero hour? Right? ”
"Hmmm! Well! ”
"So how do you turn it around?" Looking at these children, Zhang Ye said with a smile.
"Give us cake!"
"Give us candy!"
"Don't let us use this damn chopsticks again?"
"Oh! Feelings go round and round, do you still want to eat cake? ”
He looked at the children with strange faces. Zhang Ye's stomach was about to cramp. The knowledge level of these little guys has improved, and they can almost turn around and go to graduate school. But the childish mentality and childlike way of thinking have not changed in the slightest. Ever since you've learned a lot of knowledge, these little guys. There's always something ridiculous.
Now it's one thing.
He didn't expect it to be, this dad is too cheap! With cakes and jelly beans, you can turn positive. I don't know what's going on in the heads of these little guys!
"Do you have any more requests?"
"Not for the time being, add more later!"
Feelings can still be modified.
Zhang Ye felt that he couldn't keep up with their way of thinking jumping, and felt that this game was going to collapse.
At this time, Hu Xinrui glanced at these big and small with a smile, and then turned around gracefully and walked towards the kitchen.
By the way, after this girl came to this house. I'm almost going to become a professional chef! She manages almost all the food and drink at home.
"Do you have anything else to add?" Zhang Ye looked at the other children and asked!
"No more!"
All the children shook their heads.
"Daddy will tell you what I think!"
"Hmmm! Well! All the children looked at him with smiles, as if they had seen Dad raise his hand in surrender and obediently hand over the cake and jelly beans in his hand.
However, it doesn't seem to be as good as it seems.
I saw Zhang Ye shake his head, then spread out his hand and said to the children, "The answer is no!" ”
"Daddy is bad!"
"Bad Dad!"
"Trick us!"
"I won't let you be a dad anymore!"
All the children were unhappy and felt as if they were being played by their father.
"Let's impeach Dad!" At this time, Xin'er raised her hand again to express her opinion.
I had to look at Xin'er helplessly. Zhang Ye felt that he had been ravaged by tens of thousands of grass and mud horses over and over again. Many times, he can't understand what these children have in their heads. Why do you always have all kinds of weird ideas? Do you want people to live?
Zhang Ye covered his head and said to Xin'er very speechlessly, "Dad can't be impeached!" ”
"Why? The president can be impeached. Why can't Dad be impeached? ”
"Could it be that Dad is better than the president?"
"Dad is not as good as the president! Because dad didn't lose his hair! ”
"Is Dad as powerful as the president, what does it have to do with whether he loses his hair or not?"
"Because a lot of presidents are bald!"
"That's right!"
These children, with all their words, seem to be expounding some kind of truth.
"It's all said! Dad can't be impeached! "I have no choice but to look at these little ones. Zhang Ye really couldn't laugh or cry.
"Don't believe it! Unbelief! ”
"Let's vote by show of hands!"
"Raise your hand in agreement with the impeachment of Dad!"
Hmmm――
All the children raised their hands in unison.
"Raise your hand in favor of Daddy's impeachment!"
Hmmm――
The movements are still uniform, as if they have been practiced countless times.
"Alright! Dad was so sad. After raising you for so long, you actually impeached your father! He looked at the children with a wry smile. Zhang Ye really didn't know what to say.
"That'...... Daddy does a part-time job! At this time, Xiao Linglong made an opinion.
"How do you work as a zero-hour worker?"
"Be a dad in the morning!"
"What about the afternoon?" Instinctively, she felt that this clever girl seemed to be about to say something earth-shattering, but Zhang Ye couldn't help but ask.
"Be a mom in the afternoon!"
"......" glanced at Xiao Linglong's appearance, Zhang Ye immediately tilted his head to the side, and kept pouting.
What did this ghost girl think when she fell to the ground in her head?
You can even think of such a thing!
Be a dad in the morning! Be a mom in the afternoon! Wouldn't you turn into a shemale that night? As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Ye had an urge to cry. It's really hard to help it! This kind of thing will happen to him, and Zhang Ye doesn't know whether his move to send them to school is right or wrong.
Well, it doesn't seem to be a good situation right now! To put it badly, going to school is not bad.
But the effect does lift a stone and hit oneself in the foot.
It's really a tragedy of life. (To be continued......)