Chapter 144: Can't pee!
readx; Park Hyo-min was pushed out of the crowd by Goo Hara and Narsha a few times, and in the midst of laughter, the girl twisted vigorously - her hands clenched the corners of her clothes and refused to let go, and the little thin leg that bent her knees kept drawing circles on her toes. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
All subconscious behaviors fell into the eyes of everyone, and her shy and timid appearance couldn't help but make everyone's emotions more and more high.
"Go ahead!" "Come on!" βfightingοΌβ β¦β¦
A piece of twitter, at a certain moment, Park Hyo-min's proposal to open a copy of the toilet has simply become the hope of the people and the people.
"Hyomin, do you bring paper?" Goo Hara, who pushed her out, wanted to pretend to be a good person at this time.
"Come on, use my gloves." Su Gao Fei realized that he was also a warm-hearted man, so as soon as Gu Hara's words fell, he had already taken off his gloves and stuffed this thing into Park Hyomin's palm without saying anything.
"Everyone turned their backs and stepped back, not to look or to look!" Immediately afterwards, he immediately organized everyone to retreat into the house.
A group of people happily sang T-ara's "Lies" to support Park Hyo-min, and when the girls were about to do something urgent, they sang and retreated, and after a while, the crowds all retreated to the house.
The previous excitement blew away like a gust of wind, Park Hyo-min looked at the toilet in front of him and then at the gloves in his hand, and only a VJ master was left carrying the camera to stay here. The toilet is really nothing to look at, and the atmosphere seems to be a little bleak because of this.
"To ...... Do you want paper? Uncle VJ looked at the dirty gloves and was a little unbearable, took out a brand new tissue from his trouser pocket, handed it to him, and asked.
"No need."
"Huh?"
Park Hyo-min replied absent-mindedly. Uncle VJ was startled when he heard this, and even the camera shook violently.
"I have."
Fortunately, Park Hyo-min's next sentence immediately stopped VJ's crankiness.
"Oh." The uncle breathed a sigh of relief. Well, it's too much to use gloves or something!
Now. Park Hyo-min finally made up her mind, she opened the curtain and looked inside twice, and then tiptoed and cautiously stepped inside.
"Don't shoot!" She suddenly remembered something, and turned around and shouted at Master VJ.
"I'll leave when you go in." VJ's free hand gestured to her with an OK.
After getting the promise, he finally let go of his heart, but it was pitch black inside, and Park Hyo-min finally found the pit dug by Su Gaofei with a little moonlight.
The surroundings are quiet, dark, and the heart is already sensitive, take off your pants and squat in this place, and when the wind blows, Bai Huahua's ass is cold for a while. It made that sensitivity turn into a strange and indescribable ghost emotion in an instant.
The central nervous system should have given the order to urinate at this time, but Park Hyo-min's mind suddenly followed the devil, and all he thought of was - "Su Gao Fei's digging pit", "Su Gao Fei's saw pedal", "Su Gao Feila's four walls and curtains", "Su Gao Fei Su Gao Fei Su Gao Fei ......"
A thousand and ten thousand Su Gaofei occupied her mind, her squatting body was followed by a shudder, and her round eyes kept sweeping around as if the wind was twitching.
"Ahh βββ
A scream holding his head.
She sawβ
The pit is Su Gaofei, the pedal is Su Gaofei, the four walls are Su Gaofei, the curtain is Su Gaofei, and the whole toilet is Su Gaofei!
The butt is cold, the cheeks are hot, and Park Hyo-min seems to have experienced the two ends of the ice and fire.
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"Huh? Did you hear anything? Shanhua's ears were sharp, and at this time, she seemed to faintly hear an exclamation from a distance.
But for hygienic reasons. The toilet was deliberately built a little far away from the house, and it was a noisy game here, so the others didn't notice it.
"I heard my brother farting!" Su Gao didn't care about anything, and directly pointed at Kim Tae-woo is a stinky hat and buckled it on his head first.
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"Shhhh
"Shhhh
"Yikes! What to do. What to do? Park Hyo-min tugged at her hair and was in great distress.
It's all a hallucination that scared me just now, and I woke myself up when I screamed, but because of that trouble. The result is now, now...... Can't pee out!
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Su Gaofei saw Park Hyo-min staggering back with his lower abdomen in his arms, and wondered if this shouldn't be a relaxed look after being convenient. Hurriedly ran over and asked, "What?" Is the toilet I built not to my liking? β
He couldn't help but be in a hurry. He built it! I think I've done a perfect job, but how embarrassing it would be to get a bad review.
As soon as Park Hyo-min heard Su Gaofei's sentence "the toilet I built". All of a sudden, it seemed like he had fallen into the previous magic barrier.
The toilet built by Su Gaofei, the toilet built by Su Gaofei......
Park Hyo-min pinched his legs uncomfortably, but he tried his best to disguise himself lightly on his tired face, and said with a dry smile: "It's good, it's much better than I imagined......"
When Su Gaofei heard this, he clapped his hands happily: "That's it!" β
At this time, the other girls also rushed out of the house, and returned to the house like a victorious general in their arms.
With the first one to do the experiment, the guys behind are much more decisive and refreshing.
Gu Hara pinched the wrapping paper and saluted Park Hyo-min pretending to be respectful, which made everyone laugh and immediately rushed to the toilet.
"That's how love is delivered." Kim Tae-woo nodded and sighed.
"No, it's because my toilet has a unique appeal." Su Gaofei made a different assertion.
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The physiological needs are solved one by one, and after that, it is a large number of people gathered around a table of peasant meals.
Because it is a variety show, there is naturally a spoof at the dinner table, and several female idols also fought for their lives completely regardless of their image, and the completely different reversal side on the stage really surprised Su Gaofei.
The vase that I always thought would not know anything except singing and dancing, today is doing farm work and self-ugliness, which completely subverts Su Gaofei's inherent superficial cognition of them.
After eating with a smile, Kim Tae-woo and Kim Shin-young, the two Kim brothers and sisters, led everyone to sit in a circle in the room and entered the knee-long talk.
And since the topic began to talk about filial piety at a certain moment, the relaxed and cheerful atmosphere of today's whole day has come to an end and changed abruptly.
Kim Tae-woo was the first to talk about his experience, and the smiling expressions on everyone's faces were unconsciously retracted. Listening to this, the mood gradually became solemn, but the distance between each other was invisibly closer.
"My grandmother brought my grandmother to elementary and middle school, and my grandmother made lunches. My parents went out to work, and I was always with my grandmother, and I felt like friends and mothers. β
Kim Tae-woo paused, and seemed to fall into remembrance: "Everyone has heard that kind of thing, the old man will nag when he is older, such as 'I can't live long', 'I have to die early' and so on." It's going to be angry when you hear that. Why do you say something like that? I told her that at least she had to see me as a singer before she could be willing. β
Quietly listening to Kim Tae-woo talk about this alone, the atmosphere seemed to be depressed, and the air in the room seemed to become much damp and heavy.
I'm a person now, I've been a person for a long time. Su Gaofei listened to this, but he couldn't adapt at all.
Kim Tae-woo's reminiscing voice continues:
"Then I really became a singer, and I saw my grandmother again, I haven't seen me for a long time, I haven't seen me for a long time. But my grandmother said that kind of thing again, and I told her, "You have to watch me win the big prize." β
Su Gaofei looked at Kim Tae-woo and listened to others tell other people's stories, but he was very panicked in his heart.
Kim Tae-woo swallowed, and his voice was a little dry: "After I really won the grand prize, various announcements and schedules made me very busy...... I went back again because I heard the news of my grandmother's death. Looking at the statue I cried, shed a lot of tears, and of course it was useless. β
He laughed self-deprecatingly: "I miss my grandmother very much, but I can only regret that I didn't see the last one." β
(PS: I went back to the countryside this time to find out that my godmother had cancer, and I may never see him again when I go back next year.) Originally, I didn't need to write these in my undefeated youth, but I wrote it anyway.
No, it's better to say something happy in the New Year! Thanks to Brother Hire's 1988~ Thank you Aijuli for the peach charm plus reward of life~ Thank you kkkkhhhl's 588~ Thank you for the leisurely reward under the east fence~ Damn, I must be the only author who did not receive a red envelope at the beginning of the New Year
Tomorrow, I may not be able to update if I continue to visit relatives and friends, so when I am free at night, I can only count one chapter at a time. I'm sorry. (To be continued.) )