Li Guo's real name is not Li Guo, but Li Guoyi, which is the name given by his grandfather who read poetry and books, which means "planting cause and effect, and holding on to the original one".

What a good name, but this name is the same as Mr. Li Guyi, who was once popular all over the country, under the not-standard Chinese pronunciation of southerners. When he was in elementary school, he was often asked by his classmates to be rude such as "Sing a song unforgettable tonight".

So Li Guo's father, in a fit of anger, went directly to his mother's hug Yuan Yi and changed Li Guoyi to Li Guo.

But his nightmare did not end, and the children's rude requests changed from "sing an unforgettable song tonight" to "Come on, bring your aunt to show us." ”

Aunt...... Li Guo was still coquettish at that time, and he proudly said to those children: "My aunt is in college in Yanjing." ”

Flowing water flies, time flies.

The pace of time hurriedly took away all the familiar things around Li Guo, including the grandparents and grandparents who had always loved him, and the traces of youth on the faces of his father and mother.

But the nickname "Guo'er", no matter how the people around him change, they have always been closely with Li Guo.

Li Guo was in a bad mood today, and from the moment he opened his eyes, he looked at the ceiling in a daze. Thinking about yesterday's expulsion, he felt distraught.

If my mother knew about this, she would be annoyed until she found a new job.

"The financial turmoil has a lot to do with your small bicycle reselling company."

Li Guo tossed and turned in bed, scolding the boss who fired him from time to time. Originally, he said that he would take advantage of his unemployment to sleep for a few days, but in fact, the biological clock is sometimes more cruel than the alarm clock.

In fact, Li Guo is still quite unwilling, he has always regarded himself as a good person, and he has indeed been a veritable bad good person, never angry with others and never fall into the trap.

But such a person, when he was resigned yesterday, there was no one to help him. On the contrary, several colleagues who made him think he had a good relationship stepped on him at a critical time, keeping the handsome college student who was a good man, and kicking him, a good college student, into a.

What is this, Li Guo did hesitate at that moment on the question of whether to continue to be a good person.

But his father taught him since he was a child: "Our old Li family started from Li Bai, and it was full of chivalry." There must not be a little bit of fancy intestines, people are watching the sky. If the rabbit cub dares to embarrass the ancestors, I will break your dog's legs. ”

Although he was very disdainful of these such as the loyal martyrs, Li Guo never thought about how not to be a good person, because he wouldn't. He feels that being a bad guy is much more difficult than being a good guy, it is too much of a test of brains and emotional intelligence, and it is better to be a good guy stupidly.

Of course, as for who is watching the sky, Li Guo also has a helpless smile on his face, his father can be said to be a living Lei Feng in the new era, but he is still a small engineer in a fertilizer factory, dealing with urea farm fertilizer every day, and he didn't see God give him anything.

"Where the peach blossoms bloom......" Jiang Dawei's deep and powerful voice came out of the copycat machine that Li Guo placed at the head of the bed, cutting off his tossing and turning and resentment.

"Son, how about going to work? Remember to go back to the old house tonight, I'm afraid you will forget, so I will tell you. On the phone, Li Guo's father's voice was full of energy, and there were car horns and the shouting of soy milk fritters from time to time. Obviously, Dad Li only remembered that there was a son like Li Guo when he got up early to go to work.

Li Guoqiang cheered up and pretended to be full of fighting spirit: "I know, is there a shortage of money at home?" Shall I go back? ”

"What's the use of your money. Let's not talk about it for a while, the factory car is coming. Remember that you have to give Lao Tzu before tomorrow anyway! Li Guo's father hurriedly got into the car, and then there was a busy tone on the phone.

Li Guo took the phone and turned over on the bed: "Old house ......"

This old house is where Grandpa Li Guo and his grandfather's grandfather have always lived, and when Grandpa Li Guo died, he made a will by name, saying that he would let Li Guo go back to the old house no matter where he was or what he was doing.

At that time, Li Guo was only ** years old, and this will seemed to him at that time to be the distant future. But in the blink of an eye, the distant future has become the near-sighted tonight.

Li Guo really doesn't need his father's reminder, he is like a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, this matter has been around his head for more than ten years, and he has never dared to forget it. After all, the old man can speak, if he doesn't go, he will directly cross out his name from the family tree. In the eyes of a person like Li Guo, who has received orthodox Chinese education since childhood, this kind of thing is absolutely unacceptable.

However, Li Guo, who has been familiar with Tang poetry and Song Ci, the Four Books and the Five Classics since he was a child, has made a big mistake in strange subjects such as English and mathematics, and finally just studied a junior college.

He has always been ashamed to tell the people around him that it is good to learn mathematics in the second year of junior high school, and English is a typical person who has not been a slave to learn that thing.

After rolling in bed until noon, his stomach was so hungry that he couldn't bear it, so Li Guo got dressed and rolled out of the rental house and began to forage for food.

The house he rented only costs 2,000 quick money for a year's rent, with hot water and heating bathroom, which is cheaper than other houses in the same city, like a haunted house.

The landlord is a single mother, and it is said that she still seems to be a girl, but she speaks more than Chinese. Her four-year-old girl is also a quirky little goblin, and she often makes Li Guo cry and laugh.

"Uncle, you didn't behave today, you didn't go to work." As soon as Li Guo went out, he saw little Lori who was alone in the yard basking in the sun and catching flies.

He picked up the little girl and smiled cheaply: "Where's your mother?" ”

"Mom went out to fight the bad guys, and she didn't come back until the afternoon." As the little girl spoke, a sad expression appeared: "Uncle, I have no food to eat, you will take me to eat KFC, right?" ”

Li Guo coughed dryly twice, and said in his heart: "Your unrestrained old lady uses this method to exploit Lao Tzu again." ”

However, Li Guo could never bear to leave the little girl here alone and starving, so he still walked out with Xiaoxin in his arms.

"Xiaoxin, if you want your uncle to invite you to dinner, do you know what to do?" When Li Guo was walking outside the community, he chatted with the little girl in his hand and put his face in front of the little girl.

"Suffer death! Lolicon! The little girl smiled, suddenly shouted, and bit Li Guo's ear, and made a sizzling saliva.

This time, Li Guo Kecheng became a monkey who ate chili peppers, and he couldn't throw it away, and he couldn't shout it. The child's bite is neither light nor heavy, Li Guo was so painful that her tears were about to come out, and after begging for mercy, the little girl let go of her mouth and kissed Li Guo sweetly on the cheek.

"Little thing, who taught you?" Li Guo wiped the saliva on her ears and deliberately made a fierce appearance to scare the little girl: "If you do this again, I will sell you to Cambodia." ”

The little girl giggled and took out a small pistol from her padded jacket: "My mother taught me, and she said that if anyone wants to give me lollipops and take me to catch goldfish, let him die." As she spoke, the little new girl snapped a small pistol at a small tree in the dilapidated community with a small pistol, and the sound was very small. After the faint smell of gunpowder disappeared, a circular through-hole appeared on the small tree.

Li Guo suddenly wiped a cold sweat, although he had long known that his landlord was strange, but he didn't expect that he could be so big that a four-year-old girl could fiddle with a real small pistol, which was simply a crime.

But then again, this little girl named Xiaoxin looks like a pink carving, and now there are so many perverted strange uncles, it's good to leave something for self-defense. In particular, the landlord's sister's work is mysterious and strange, and she doesn't see anyone all day long, and the little sister is still taken by Li Guo most of the time.

"Don't face anyone unless you have to." Li Guo put the little pistol back into the little girl's little padded jacket, and repeatedly nagged like an Obasan: "You can't even face yourself!" ”

"If only you were my dad." The little girl propped her head on Li Guo's shoulder, hugged his neck and began to be coquettish.

Li Guo coughed twice and patted her little buttocks: "Is there a difference between me and your father now?" ”

"But you didn't sleep with my mother." The pure eyes and innocent words made Li Guo burst into tears.

Li Guo looked at the sky, the sun was shining, he didn't answer Xiao Loli's innocent words, but he shouted with tears in his heart: "I also want to sleep with your mother!" ”

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After the last Waterloo, this time I want to re-energize and welcome the new dawn with an incomparable vitality. This is the persistence of little boys in the new era, by the way, let me inform you, 2011, I have been going around and around for ** years old.

In these weathered seventeen years, I have tasted the pain of the world and the warmth and coldness of human affection, and I am like Dickens's Oliver, lonely...... Lonely......

Well, on the occasion of this Chinese New Year, I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters, and I also wish lovely readers to have absoluteterror force fields and AS effect force fields in the new year, and it is best to accidentally pick up the cross satellite microwave bubble.

In this way, everyone is the protagonist of the starting novel.

Life should be like this, you can't to the girl on the screen every day, you have to pay attention to your body.

Well, the above statement only represents the opinion of the little shepherd boy played by the little shepherd boy, and has nothing to do with me.