Chapter 2 I am an uncle, not a father.
After Meimei ate a meal of KFC, Li Guo called the little sister's mother, that is, his landlord's sister, and the landlord's sister's voice on the phone was extremely sweet, saying that since you are resting today, you can reluctantly help me take care of Xiaoxin. She was a poor child.
Later, when Li Guo called, she directly hung up the call transfer and transferred it directly to an aunt who delivered a takeaway lunch.
"Is she your own mother?" Li Guo put away his phone and handed Xiao Xin, who was licking his fingers with a greedy look, a napkin: "Are you full?" ”
Although Xiaoxin is eccentric, she is indeed a very obedient and sensible little girl, she looked at Li Guo pitifully, and sighed: "If you want to buy me another sundae, I will call you father in front of everyone." ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, took out a pack of wet wipes and wiped Xiaoxin's little face, and asked her curiously with wide eyes: "Why do you call me Dad?" ”
"I'm so cute, call you Dad, everyone will envy you, Mom said, men are dead to save face." Xiao Xin's voice was not disguised, and the people around him who were eating were laughing happily.
Li Guo couldn't cry or laugh because of this ghost elf's little girl, so she could only turn her head awkwardly and smile at the foodies around her. Then I got up and went to buy the chocolate-flavored new land for this overly precocious little Lori.
"Thank you Dad, but I don't think KFC's sundaes are as delicious as McDonald's." The little girl didn't stop eating and her mouth didn't stop: "If you go to McDonald's and buy me another one, I will sit on your neck with great mercy." ”
At this time, the people around who pricked up their ears to listen to the chat between Li Guo and Xiao Lori laughed completely, and even a little boy even went to buy a french fries and put them on Li Guo's table, in order to let the two of them stay here for a while.
"If you make any more trouble, I'll send you to kindergarten!" Li Guo was already embarrassed to death, so he could only pinch Xiaoxin's fat face: "Eat honestly, I still have to go to do errands after eating, you go home to see the Pleasant Goat by yourself." ”
"Are you going to throw me down when you're eating and wiping me clean? Mom doesn't want me anymore, you don't want me anymore, Xinxin is so pitiful......" After Xiaoxin heard Li Guo's words, his small mouth flattened, and the mist in his big eyes steamed up. Obviously, he was ready to cry to Li Guo as soon as he shook his head.
These people who were listening to the fun around didn't do anything, they looked at Li Guo one by one as if they were looking at the class enemy, and a bunch of people were waiting for Li Guo's reply with bated breath, just look at that expression, if Li Guo made the little girl cry, they would rush up and eat him.
"You're good, but you can't make trouble." Li Guo decisively compromised with the little girl, very helpless.
After listening to this, the little new girl kissed Li Guo with a mouth full of creamy foam: "I'll let you sleep with me tonight!" ”
In the end, Li Guo escaped from the heating of KFC in a very embarrassed way, with his intuition, if he didn't leave, those foodies might call the police, or maybe they might directly correct him on the spot, in front of a little girl under the age of fifteen, no matter what man, he will always be in a vulnerable group.
In the end, in desperation, Li Guo had no choice but to take the little girl on the long-distance bus to the old house.
Although it is a long distance, it only takes three or five hours to go back and forth, and I went in the afternoon, and I can rush back in the evening to see the happy base camp. And Xiaoxin, this little girl, is really worry-free, almost without Li Guo's instructions, she fell asleep in his arms all the way.
The long-distance bus finally stopped at a small county town, which is Li Guo's hometown, a small county town around Xi'an. Li Guo has hardly been here a few times since his grandfather passed away, his home is far south of the Yangtze River, if it weren't for the fact that he happened to be working in Xi'an, it is estimated that he still doesn't know which green car to swing around.
With little Lori, Li Guo came to the urban-rural junction, and under the guidance of the muddy folk sound, Li Guo boarded the three jumpers that drove in the more remote direction of the urban-rural junction.
Along the way, the dust and slag mixed with the cool breeze of thorns and pulls made Li Guo's face numb from the cold, but he wrapped the little Lori in a down jacket, only revealing a small head outside.
"Where is this, Daddy...... Are you really going to sell Xinxin? Please, don't sell new and new. The expression on Xiao Lori's face was extremely terrifying, and she begged Li Guo with a bitter face: "Why don't I wait for Xinxin to grow up and marry you as a wife." ”
Li Guo shook his head helplessly, if he allowed this precocious little Lori to continue, he really didn't know what else she could say, so he pointed outside: "This is Uncle Guo's hometown, I'm here to do business, and I won't sell new ones." ”
Xiao Lori let out a sigh of relief, and said in a tone close to vicissitudes: "You adults, you adults know all day long that you use selling children and big bad wolves to scare people, and you have no sincerity at all. ”
Li Guo's facial muscles were almost stiff, and he didn't dare to imagine what magical things had happened to the little girl in his arms to allow her to say such unbearable words at the age of four.
After half an hour of sudden spurt, Li Guo finally arrived at his destination, Lijia Village. Ninety percent of the residents here are surnamed Li, and eighty percent of them are standing with their relatives, and Li Guo's generation is surprisingly high.
As soon as he entered the small village, Li Guo saw small villas one by one, shiny and shiny Chang'an cars were everywhere in the villa area, and there were more upscale Mercedes-Benz BMWs full of rustic Mercedes-Benz BMWs, as well as a large number of Chery QQ.
The security guard at the gate was an old man, and he stopped Li Guo and asked him to register: "Lijia Village is now under enterprise management, and outsiders can't enter." ”
Li Guo glanced at the villas not far away, but he was really surprised, you must know that when he left this place more than ten years ago, this place was really a small village, with chickens and ducks everywhere, flowers blooming all over the ground, and green grass blooming. But in the blink of an eye, in this originally poor place, even those who watch the gate use the Nokia N8.
Seeing Li Guo's name on the registration form, the old janitor sat on the rattan chair with a puff, and then he took out the N8, which represented high technology and wealth, and dialed a number.
"Village chief, our uncle is back." The old man said, paused, and looked at Li Guo carefully: "That's right, it's our uncle, there is a dog-gnawed mole on the brain." ”
Li Guo: "......"
"Daddy, what's a dog-gnawed mole?" Xiao Lori also heard the old man's words, raised her little head and looked at Li Guo's face carefully: "There are no dogs." ”
Li Guo squatted down and brushed the hair covering his forehead, revealing an irregular red fleshy mole underneath the hair: "This is a mole gnawed by a dog......"
"But it's like a crescent moon, not like a dog gnawing." Xiaoxin's sister corrected Li Guo very seriously: "It's very beautiful." ”
Li Guo coughed twice: "Tengu...... Tengu. ”
And just when Li Guo was explaining to the little girl what a tengu was and what a tengu was eating the moon, a red Cadillac slowly opened out of the village and stopped steadily beside Li Guo. Then an old man in a suit or leather shoes about sixty or seventy years old jumped down from above, and after seeing Li Guo, he knelt down with a pop.
"Uncle...... The second bolt is polite. The old man knelt on the ground tremblingly and saluted Li Guo extremely respectfully.
This frightened Li Guo, and he hurriedly helped the old man up from the ground and patted the dust on his body: "Aren't you breaking my life......
Although Li Guo knew that his seniority was extremely high, he didn't expect to have such an over-standard treatment when he met, and after saying a word, he was embarrassed not to let out a fart for a long time.
"You are an elder, this gift is acceptable!" After the old man got up from the ground, he took Li Guo into the high-end car he had never sat in: "Uncle, you came to pick up things at the request of the old ancestor, right?" ”
"Pick something? What to take? Li Guo squinted his eyes and looked at the old man, he only remembered that his grandfather said to let him come back, but he didn't remember that he wanted to take something, let alone that Lijia Village would actually become this virtue.
The old man also squinted his eyes and looked at Li Guo: "Uncle, I haven't seen you for so many years, you have grown a lot taller and stronger." ”
Li Guo couldn't answer, so he could only nod sullenly. This sounds awkward, but the smell is very uncomfortable.
The car was roaming around the village at a speed of almost five kilometers per hour, and Li Guo found that the village was quiet everywhere, and except for this car, there was not even a single hair to be seen.
"Every year, the whole village must close their homes and fast and bathe." The old man looked extremely pious when he spoke: "In front is the ancestral hall of the clan, and the things left by the ancestors are inside." ”
Li Guo has now become the same as little Lori, barely able to speak. One big and one small two people squeezed each other's eyebrows to kill time, although the little new girl was weird, but she still looked timid in front of the living, and she didn't even dare to say a word.
When he arrived at the legendary ancestral hall of the Zongjia family, Li Guo finally recognized it, except for the renovation of this place, the rest of the place was exactly the same as when he left, including the swallow's nest of the earth swallow, which was pasted on the eaves unsealed.