Chapter Forty-Six: The Yuan Demon
I believe many people have played the game just now, especially the newly literate children, write a small note such as "you are my father" and "I am a bastard" to the children, which can always attract a lot of fun, of course, this trick has its limitations, that is, you can only write it yourself, give it to others to read, otherwise it is someone else who has fun. Through this action, I found out that the other party could really see me, and I finally became a little curious, how did he do it? A modified version with a built-in camera, instant sound transmission, and lag-free reception – the 3G era has finally arrived?
When he found out that he had been fooled, he let out a lament of hatred: "You have learned too much human cunning, He Anyi! ”
Then I said, "Who are you?" ”
"Haha, who the hell am I?" Brother Semiconductor was full of grief and indignation, and the voice on the small window jumped and jumped: "I am your boss!" ”
"We? Top dog? "After Wushuang found my sister and Xiaohui found my father, I got used to recognizing my relatives a little. I asked him, "You also came out of Aunt Ding's orphanage?" How many times? ”
The semiconductor was silent for a while, and suddenly turned calm and said: "Let me talk about you first, do you still need me to tell you your identity - stop the demon?" ”
I was taken aback and said, "How do you know? "I thought that the other party was just a high-tech organization hired to kill Catherine, but I never expected him to know my details, although there are many people (demons and gods) who know about this, but they should not leak it.
"And the few around you: Ah Po who can't be killed, Wushuang who is so beautiful that it makes people uncomfortable, and that pretentious little girl, she probably really thinks she's smart, right? As for you, as soon as you are in danger, you shamefully hide in another dimension, relying on the power I give you to save the day. ”
"You?"
Semiconductor snorted coldly: "Otherwise, where do you think you got these abilities?" I'm giving it to you! I am your real boss, and I can even say your ancestor! ”
I looked around and said, "Where the hell are you?" "I'm basically sure that the other party is a demon.
"I'm in this little box made by humans, or I'm everywhere, and my current form is an electromagnetic wave."
I was startled and said, "Damn, such a cow? ”
Semiconductor's angry voice sounded: "Do you think it's awesome? Have you ever tried to be an electromagnetic wave for more than 10,000 years? Can't eat, can't drink, can't even make a sound before the invention of the telephone? ”
I couldn't help but laugh and said, "So miserable? "I thought he could become an electromagnetic wave, but I didn't expect him to be an electromagnetic wave, these are two different concepts, just like you can lick your nose with your tongue and grow your tongue on your nose......
"Want to know what's going on?"
"Uh, you name it." To be honest, I don't want to know, what is there to talk about with an electromagnetic wave?
"Your memory may end up to the great war 6,000 years ago, but I am different, 6,000 years ago, that is, 12,000 years ago, the human race at that time was still all kinds of monkeys, not to mention you and the gods of the boys, that will be worthy of life is only me and the original god, I and he have almost the same power, but after thousands of years, the differences between us are getting bigger and bigger, because the world should be ruled by me and him, but I can't get used to his hypocritical face, so the war broke out."
I asked, "Who is Genshin?" ”
Semiconductor shouted: "Genshin is not a human!" He's the real boss of those Protoss kids, and I'm the same, I'm your boss, it's as simple as that! The fight between me and him was defeated, and we all perished, although the form was destroyed, but the powerful forces did not completely die, they were scattered all over the world, and it took thousands of years before we had you! ”
I was surprised: "So, the god race and the demon race are actually dissolved by a god and a demon respectively?" Like two pieces of glass that shatter and scatter into countless small glasses? Also, you mean we actually died once before we died in 6,000 years? ”
Semiconductors was relieved: "You finally get it. From this point of view, you are like my heirs, the combined power of all the demon clans is me, and the four of you have inherited my four most powerful powers! ”
I hurriedly stood up and said in awe: "Senior! ”
Semiconductor Monster laughed and said: "It's not bad to see you, that kid from the Yuan God is not so lucky, I can't feel his existence at all, and the little cubs who share his power are still so annoying." ”
I also laughed and said, "yes, it's not authentic." ”
Semiconductor said: "You can call me Yuan Demon in the future." ”
I said, "Why are you coming to us now?" "I said to myself, did you also go to the Khmer Rouge?
"That's because you've only awakened, and-" The Yuan Demon suddenly raised his voice and said angrily, "It's been less than 200 years since stupid humans invented a device that allows me to speak!" From the moment I died with the Genshin, I continued to wander in the universe in this form, and I watched them evolve from low-level monkeys to Chengren, learn to wear clothes and hats, learn to make weapons and kill each other, but instead of being completely wiped out, they became stronger and stronger but couldn't do anything, and I was really depressed. For 12,000 years, my dignified master of the universe has been a dumb man for 12,000 years! ”
I crossed my chest and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, let us thank Bell, Amen." ”
Yuan Demon said gloomily: "It's good to find you, now it's time for you to work for me." ”
I said, "The seniors commanded." "I think it's normal for this request of the Yuan Demon, although from the meaning of his words, we used to be just a part of his body or power, and now we have our own consciousness, but we still have to think about the good of others, just like he said, we are like his heirs, inherited a large amount of treasure from him, can be used freely, but the ownership is actually people's, and the old Yuan has indeed suffered for so many years, waiting for Bell to invent the telephone for more than 100 centuries, from this point of view, human beings are too angry, And every day is like something.
The voice on the semiconductor deviated from Charlie at the door, and the demon said: "That kid at the door belongs to an organization I control in the UK called Fallen Angels." ”
I was surprised: "Fallen angel? ”
"Yes, it was an organization founded in the 18th century, the original intention was to eliminate the vampires in their country, I once wanted to unite the vampire families, but by the time I could speak, they had already been almost killed, and I found that the wavelength of their bodies was actually similar to mine, that is to say, as long as I entered their bodies, I could command this semiconductor, then I would be equivalent to getting a physical body, but this could not be done when they were alive, only when they died or slept forever, And only the purest bloodline vampires have this trait, so I used a little trick to control the fallen angels in order to get them to help me find pure vampires. ”
"How did you control that?"
Yuan Demon smirked a few times: "As long as I can speak, I can make any human obey me, I easily gained the trust of the Fallen Angel Boss at that time with the help of a telephone, and then gradually I replaced him to directly give orders below, until now, I have controlled this organization for more than a century." ”
Another big flicker! And it's no wonder that Charlie and the others are fluent in Chinese, and their boss was already a Chinese...... before the queen rented Chinese land Uh, the Chinese demon!
I asked him, "Have you found a vampire body that can be used?" ”
"Don't mention it, you can't find anything except a few little mongrels, and the vampire kings of several families have long since disappeared."
Think about Wang Shuisheng, looking at his virtue, he should be regarded as a small "little mongrel" among vampires, but in order to avoid extraneous branches, I subconsciously unveiled this article: "What do you want us to do for you?" First of all, it is not possible to assassinate the princess. ”
The Yuan Demon snorted: "Who cares about that little girl?" Killing her was nothing more than the 7 million bounty from her uncle, and you know, it takes money to maintain an organization, and over the years, I have made the Fallen Angel the richest organization in the world through various means, including the business of assassination. ”
I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then you won't kill her?" ”
"It's just a human woman who has evolved very specially, forget about her, and give it to you as a toy if you like."
I was embarrassed and said, "Now tell me what you want us to do for you." ”
"World domination, of course!"
I didn't catch my breath at all, and coughed heavily: "World domination? How is it unified? ”
Although it was an electromagnetic wave, I still saw the Yuan Demon eyebrows dancing and said, "It's very simple, defeat all their political axes and let the human race obediently obey us." ”
I listened to the Arabian Nights, and finally Suo held his chin and said lazily, "Does it make sense to do this?" ”
Yuan Demon said excitedly: "This is my heavenly surname, and it should be your heavenly surname, isn't my war with the Yuan Shen - that is, your war with the Protoss just for this?" ”
I rolled my eyes and said, "Which one?" ”
"Should we have dominion over the world - the hypocritical primordial gods agree that I am superior to human beings, but refuse to rule over them! To make matters worse, he also tried to stop me from doing so. ”
I rolled my eyes again and said, "Genshin is not a good thing. ”
"That's right! 6,000 years ago and 12,000 years ago, you and I failed to achieve our wish because of his mantis arm as a car, and now that the process of reshuffling is complete, we can do it again. ”
I didn't hear him joking at all, and spread his hands and said, "But it's not what it used to be, their aircraft cannons are powerful!" ”
Yuan Demon excitedly said: "So I need you to join forces to help me deal with them, don't you find this more interesting?" The first two times, even if we succeeded, we would have ruled over a bunch of monkeys, but now that they call themselves humans, they have a higher level of thinking, and they will feel more complex fears, which makes me feel more attractive, and I have to thank the Genshin for stopping me in the first place. ”
I grimaced and said, "It's not fun, haven't you heard that the weapons they invented can destroy the earth dozens of times?" That was the market a few years ago, and it is estimated that it is more serious now, we basically live in someone's powder magazine, so let's not make trouble, right? ”
Yuan Demon sneered: "The interesting thing is here, I also know that your strength is limited after you disperse, but because human beings themselves are already very strong, so we can return the favor to the other way, I am an electromagnetic wave, human beings have no forbidden area for me, the reason why the President of the United States is the President of the United States, it is because he knows the password of the nuclear weapons button, I will tell you this password, you are the President of the United States!" ”
In the face of this electromagnetic version of Murong Fu, I am a little speechless, it has been more than 12,000 years, and I still want to attack the earth with high ambition and high morale, and it is really a 10,000-year attack!
I stretched out my hands and finally asked him, "Have you investigated, do you agree with all those Superman, Batman, or anything in the United States?" ”
The Yuan Demon finally said impatiently: "You idiot, those are all made up!" When I occupy the United States, I will be the first to destroy Hollywood! ”
(To be continued)