The planet we live on is so big that we can always encounter a lot of ridiculous things. Some people jumped from the sixth floor only to break their feet, and some people choked to death after drinking saliva. People with incomplete tones have become popular in the music world, and people who play soy sauce are famous all over the world, and as a monster, I feel restless.

Now what I have to face is: yesterday I was the director of my neighborhood committee, helping people to do the only child allowance for the subsistence allowance, and today someone (demon) is looking for me to rule the world, the most important thing is: he is still an electromagnetic wave!

I changed the subject and said, "Senior, how did you find us?" Is it by demonic energy? ”

Yuan Demon said: "My perception is very weak now, unless there are electrical appliances that are consuming electricity and emitting electromagnetic waves, they are like my eyes and nose, I am either blind or deaf in the space without these things, let alone demonic energy, but it is true that your physiological wavelength is different from that of ordinary humans, my subordinates planted a heel on the street of Wangfu and came back to report to me, I immediately thought of the cursed god in the god clan, and then I found you along the vine." ”

He has only been with us for two days, but he even knows what we are called, needless to say that he must have stayed with us for the past two days and has not gone anywhere, it seems that as an electromagnetic wave, there are still advantages and disadvantages.

I said, "I've been working hard for you for more than 10,000 years." ”

Yuan Demon snorted and said: "Fortunately, I can see things with the help of lightning during thunderstorms, but I can't speak, I have been staying in the UK all these years, I like places with developed technology, but now it seems that China is not bad." ”

"That's it, the first big country of TV and mobile phones, you will definitely not be bored here, even if you want to rest, you can always watch wonderful live broadcasts that you shouldn't watch."

The Yuan Demon was silent for a while, and then suddenly reacted and said, "What are you fighting with me, do you agree to the matter of ruling the world?" ”

I muttered, "Uh...... I'm afraid I'll have to discuss the other ones, after all, it's not a trivial matter. ”

"Hurry up, I just so have to meet them officially."

I looked sideways at Charlie at the door: "You're not going to let him kill Catherine while we're all away, are you?" ”

Suddenly there was no movement, and then Charlie received a phone call, he looked back at me, and then walked away from Catherine's studio.

In an instant, the voice of the Yuan Demon came out of the semiconductor again: "Go quickly, I have already told him to go away." ”

While sighing at the convenience of being an electromagnetic wave, I went out and called Xiaohui and them in, and Ah Po muttered, "What's the matter, boss?" ”

I motioned for them all to sit down, and then pointed to the semiconductors on the table, the three of them looked at each other, and for some reason, at this time, a slightly dull voice came out of the Yuan Demon: "Hello everyone, I am your boss!" ”

……

In the room, the four of us sat around an ancient semiconductor, a bit like the underground workers of the past, and the Yuan Demon quickly introduced himself and clearly told Ah Po the purpose of his visit to us, and then he was speechless for a long time.

The Yuan Demon said in a tone full of incitement: "How about it, let's do it!" I'll guide you to a few places, the humans are not as powerful as they think, and they will be in chaos as soon as they are captured. ”

Wushuang said: "But that will attract the attack of all mankind, even if we don't use nuclear weapons, conventional weapons alone are enough for us." ”

Yuan Demon said coldly: "This kind of specific thing makes Xiaohui worry about it, what will she say if she can't even settle this as a wise demon?" ”

Ah Po said: "What about the Protoss? ”

Yuan Demon said: "The four of you are united and there is no Protoss that can fight at present, of course, it would be better if you could bring them over, I don't believe that the Protoss is still all sanctimonious fools after being divided." Still have questions? ”

Xiaohui said: "No problem, but we need to discuss it privately." ”

The Yuan Demon finally said impatiently: "What is there to discuss?" Didn't you ever think about conquering the earth? ”

Ah Po muttered, "Unless I'm playing a computer game." ”

I was embarrassed and said, "Senior, then please stay away for a while." ”

The Yuan Demon suddenly shouted: "What, I avoid? What can't you say to me? You're all part of me! ”

I smiled and said, "Just for a moment." ”

Yuan Demon said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you can say it, I just don't listen." ”

I smiled and said, "In order not to embarrass you, I'll just turn off the semiconductors." ”

"You ......" Before he could finish speaking, I screwed out the semiconductor.

"Turn off all your phones and check what else you have in the house." Xiao Hui said.

Ah Po asked while turning off the phone: "What are electromagnetic waves?" ”

Xiaohui said: "To put it simply, it is a kind of energy, it is everywhere, and you and I also have it. ”

Ah Po worried: "Will that guy still be with us if he doesn't leave?" ”

"It's very likely, but the radio waves on our bodies are very weak, according to what he said, only electrical appliances can help him recover his hearing and hearing, if the electromagnetic field is not strong, he can only feel where we are, but he doesn't know what we said, of course, this is just an inference according to the logic he said, it is also possible that he lied to us, but I don't think he needs to do that."

I clapped my hands and said, "Okay, let's have a little meeting." ”

The three of them immediately fell silent and stared at me. It is said that it is a small meeting, and it is related to the future of the four of us and the safety of the earth......

I was also a little cramped, coughed and rubbed my hands and asked, "First of all, do we have any interest in world domination?" ”

Ah Po pouted and said, "Boss, why do you sound so angry?" ”

I said, "After all, everyone has their own ambitions, so I'll do a survey first." ”

"Let me think about it-" Wushuang was the first to finish, and sat there for a moment, as if he was really thinking about it, and only after a long time did he ask me blankly, "But what should we do after we rule the world?" ”

This can stop me, there is no successful example to follow if China and foreign countries want to rule the world, Hitler committed suicide, Mussolini did not have good results, let me do what I wanted to lose my heart, I hung up, his daughter is still in the enemy's bed in the near future, although the East is undefeated, it is not very good at secreting adrenal hormones, the Decepticons are frozen into ice mounds, clowns, penguin people, and yin and yang faces can't become the climate, and they can't even handle a city, so it's better than Du Yuesheng......

Anyone who wants to rule the world ends up either crazy or stupid, or originally stupid or crazy, in short, there is no precedent for success, in fact, I would like even one of them to succeed, at least we can learn from what they did every day after ruling the world.

Ah Po said tentatively: "Drink wine in a big bowl and eat meat in a big piece? After he finished speaking, he was embarrassed not to wait for us to despise him, and went away with shame.

I thought about it and said, "Sit high and watch a group of women dancing below?" "This is what I learned from those faint gentlemen on TV, and I thought it was the most silver and happy for a long time from childhood to adulthood.

Obviously, Ah Po and I are not very productive people, and our requests can be fulfilled by guarding the vegetable market and going to the second floor of the bar respectively......

We all pinned our last hope on Xiaohui, and we expected her to give us a reason to act, but she pondered for a long time, saw that we were all looking at her, shook her head and said, "I haven't tried it before, it shouldn't be interesting." ”

We: "......"

Wushuang said: "I'm not very interested in overeating and women, when it comes to money, most people in the world are not as rich as me, I really can't think of a reason to rule the world." ”

Ah Po suddenly enlightened: "The main thing is to emphasize power, right?" ”

We were all impressed with him - sure enough, the heart is as big as the chest. Just had a plan, and Ah Po's eyes were already different.

Wushuang said bitterly: "But what should we do in the future? ”

We stopped talking......

After a long time, I let out a long sigh and said, "Forget it, personally, I give up." ”

Ah Po said: "The main thing is that I don't want to be fooled by an electromagnetic wave." ”

Wushuang said: "The main thing is to listen to the meaning of the Yuan Demon, the world is yours and mine, but in the end it is his." ”

Xiaohui said: "This is a philosophical proposition, I can't solve it - let the Yuan Demon come back." ”

I turned on the semiconductor, and the voice of the Yuan Demon couldn't wait to say: "How is it, is there a result?" ”

I said, "Tell us first, what are you going to do when you rule the world?" ”

Yuan Demon exaggerated: "What is the problem? World domination is our real surname! ”

Xiaohui said lightly: "But obviously our real surname is not like this." ”

The Yuan Demon said inexplicably: "You are demons!" How could you not want to rule the world? ”

Wushuang said: "Maybe it's because we're demons that we don't want to rule the world." ”

The Yuan Demon was silent for a while, and said in a deep voice: "Then your final result is ......"

"I'm sorry senior," I said, "we can't help with that." ”

"Why?" Yuan Demon asked sadly.

"We lack the motivation to eat, drink and spend a lot of money on food and drink and we can be satisfied now, if we want to talk about national hatred, it is national hatred between the Nazis and the Jews, but as a monster, human beings don't do anything to us."

Yuan Demon was stunned, and suddenly laughed mockingly: "I understand, you are sympathetic to human beings, you don't think of yourself as a sincere kind, right?" ”

Wushuang said: "To be honest, I have always regarded myself as a human being. ”

Xiaohui said: "And this is not the crux of the problem, human beings also want to rule the world, we just don't want to do it." ”

The Yuan Demon shouted: "Then what did you do 6,000 years ago? ”

I said, "We've forgotten what happened 6,000 years ago." ”

"How so?" The Yuan Demon then suddenly said: "No wonder! It turns out that you are no longer the four main demons I saw 6,000 years ago, you are contaminated with the cowardice and humility of human beings! There's even a human **! ”

Ah Po was shocked: "Could it be that we used to be things that were neither men nor women? ”

The Yuan Demon lamented: "At that time, you are worthy of being called the Demon Clan!" I didn't expect that once you were parasitic to people's bodies, you would be assimilated by them! ”

Ah Po subconsciously touched a certain part of his body, and finally reassured, so he wiped his sweat and said: "That's better than being a shemale." ”

(To be continued)