Chapter 316: Dad Pees His Pants Again
Xiao Liu stood in front of Zhang Ye, and the look on his face was very strange. Perfect World No Pop-up Ads Reading. γοΌ.. I want to laugh, but I don't dare to laugh. I could only hold back one face and hold my face red.
Zhang Ye stood in front of him and didn't speak, just stood quietly, looking at Rui'er's troublemaker from time to time.
Of course, the current troublemakers are no longer trick-or-treating. Instead, he carried a fist-sized bowl on his head and stamped on the cao ground.
To be honest, his horse's stride is not standard at all. It even looked a little messy, but he didn't dare to move at all, and could only concentrate his whole body on the small bowl on his head. Because my father said that he couldn't break the small bowl this time, otherwise he would be hungry today.
Although the baby dragon is very powerful, it is okay to skip meals for a few days. But if the elder brother and brother have something to eat and they don't, it will be a great disaster for him.
Thinking of this, Rui'er felt depressed again.
Because if he had known that, he wouldn't have pretended to be sick. It's good now, from an ordinary zama step, to a small bowl of zama step.
This can be increased by no less than five times.
"You're so stupid, Zama can be like you, it's so stupid!" Feng'er walked around Rui'er, despised for his movements.
"What do you know? You know a! The old man is cultivating, and when I am successful, I will sweep the world. This is called a hundred flowers at the beginning of my life, I don't bloom, and when my flowers bloom, a hundred flowers kill! "Although he has fallen into trouble, this kid Ruier is still unforgiving, and he still runs the train with his mouth full of energy.
"Practicing divine skills?"
"Nonsense!"
"Are you lying to the ghost?" Feng'er is not stupid! directly points out the essence of his words.
"I ......"
Rui'er choked up for a long time before she said, "I'm too lazy to tell you. Just wait for me to see what I've done! β
"Cut! Just know nonsense. After a pause, Feng'er glanced at him, "Why do I always think that you are not walking in Zama, but sitting on a stool?" β
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Seeing that my brother did not speak. Feng'er knew that he had guessed correctly. "You're so bold. I dare to cheat when I get to this point. I'm going to sue you! β
"Don't! Dude! My good old brother! Count on the old man, please. β
"It's all here, and you're still pretending to be a big-tailed wolf? Old man? I must sue you, I will sue you for running the train with your mouth full. Always bragging to me, I'm going to sue you for cheating. I'm going to sue you for pretending to be mature and deceiving honest people! β
"Don't! Dude, it's a big deal to divide half when I have something to eat! Besides, are you an honest person? β
"Half? No way! I want it all! Otherwise, I will sue you and say that I am not an honest man. β
"All wants? You want it all, what do I eat? Of course, Ruier will not be satisfied with this division, and argues with the eldest brother.
"Then I don't want it!"
Feng'er gave up decisively, and instead said, "I'm now suing you for cheating, insulting honest people, bragging, pretending to be mature, and bribes!" You wait for the prison to sit through! β
"When did I pay a bribe?" Ruiel screamed for grievances.
"You have signs of bribery. If it weren't for my cleanliness. I'm afraid I'm going to fall under your sugar-coated pao. Thankfully, I'm great and glorious, so I haven't been corrupted by your sugar-coated pops. β
Honest people generally don't run trains with their mouths full, but if they blow up, the credibility is even higher than that of ordinary people. Moreover, it makes people extremely speechless.
"Alright! Dude, I'm convinced. Go sue me! Big deal, I'm not alive anymore. β
"Just go!" Feng'er seemed determined to scare and scare this younger brother, so she turned around and ran towards her father.
At this time, Zhang Ye was stretching out a hand and said to Xiao Liu, "Give me the book!" β
"Don't give! Don't give! Dad. It's not that you don't know, this is my lifeline, and I can't just give it to others. β
"Give it to me quickly, or don't blame Dad for being polite."
Although Zhang Ye said righteous words. But it feels like he's an adult snatching a child's lollipop. This kind of scene not only made others feel awkward, but even Zhang Ye himself felt awkward.
"Dadβ"
"Hurry up and get it. Strive for leniency. Otherwise, if I do it, I will be guilty of one more crime. β
"Dad! Dad! Feng'er shook and was covered with fat. Came at a trot. Then, he complained to Zhang Ye, "The fourth brother actually scolded me." He also bribed me, if I hadn't endured it again and again, and if I was in a noble mood, I am afraid I would not have come back! β
"Really?" He heard the words just now, and looked up at Feng'er, the little guy, Zhang Ye really didn't expect that Feng'er really came over to complain, which was really beyond his expectations.
Then his face sank slightly, "Okay, Dad knows!" You stand aside, Daddy will clean you up later! β
"Ahh
Feng'er was dumbfounded at that time.
That's not how the script works! Doesn't it mean that there will be a reward for those who complain and report? Why do you still seem to have to eat the board now?
"Dad! Dad! Is there a mistake? I'm a good person! The fourth is a bandit! β
"Now neither of you are good people. Don't talk about the fourth, it's all the same. β
"But I'm the whistleblower! Why do I have to be penalized? β
"Didn't you hear what you just said to Riel? Just stand next to it! Otherwise, go and learn from your brother, and go to Zamabu like that. β
"Huh? Oh......"
Feng'er really weighed the pros and cons, and after thinking about it for a while. Standing aside decisively, after all, this is much more comfortable than carrying a small bowl of zama steps.
"Hey, hey, hey......" The situation of the eldest brother made Xiaoliu laugh.
But when he saw his appearance, Zhang Ye immediately had a black face. Why does this stinky boy look so black-bellied?
"What are you laughing at? Get the book out! β
"Huh?" The sudden words startled Xiao Liu, and then shook his head like a rattle.
Joke! This thing must not be handed over, otherwise it will die a miserable death.
"Huh?" At this time, Zhang Ye exclaimed at the sky behind Xiao Liu.
"There's a rainbow!"
"Where! Where? β
Xiao Liu was immediately attracted. The whole mind is on the so-called rainbow behind it.
At the same time, due to the problem of direction, Xiao Liu had to turn around and look back.
It's just that......
Just turned around. Xiao Liu felt that his hands were suddenly empty. Then he slammed the rainbow and turned around, regardless of what the damn rainbow was. Reach out and snatch the Book of Destiny.
"Don't rob it, or I'll go to your fourth brother now!" Zhang Ye made a tiger face. Said it.
Xiao Liu immediately stopped cooking.
With his head down, he stood in place, his eyes constantly aiming at the green cao at his feet. It was as if there was something strange there.
"Huh...... You're such a great boy! β
This titanium book cover, the inner part of the book of destiny made of parchment, is full of messy things.
Although many of them have not been realized due to the suppression of their abilities, it is enough to make people's scalps tingle.
Not to mention the first years, months and days, the last event alone was enough to make Zhang Ye almost faint.
ββ¦β¦ Eldest sister, fell into the water and swallowed ten mouthfuls of pool water. Three hours in a coma! β
ββ¦β¦ Big brother, pushing stones, flashed his waist, and recuperated from his injuries for half a month. β
ββ¦β¦ Xiao Qi jumped off the building and plunged his head into the soil. β
One of them caught Zhang Ye's attention.
ββ¦β¦ Little sister Xin'er, rolled down the slope, rolling eighteen laps in a row. If you are covered with cao crumbs, you will pretend to be dead for three minutes. β
And so on and so forth......
"You're so talented!" Zhang Ye looked at what was written in the Book of Destiny and sighed. It's time to send him a medal.
These things alone are enough to make Xiao Liu one of the top three black-bellied little kids this year. Even winning the crown is not out of the question.
Only two of these decrees were fulfilled, but none of them achieved the effect they had in writing.
First of all. Xiao Qi jumped off the building and didn't plunge his head into the soil, because he performed a lightness technique. counteracted the acceleration and let Xiao Qi fall to the ground safely.
The second is that Xin'er didn't pretend to be dead for three minutes. But after lying on the ground, it didn't take long for him to help him up.
"Hehehe...... I didn't think even my dad was on the list! Looking at the Book of Destiny, Zhang Ye sneered.
What did he see?
ββ¦β¦ Dad, I wet my pants when I went to the toilet, I didn't know it, and I took us to play all afternoon! Zhang Ye read this out in annoyance, and then said to Xiao Liu.
"Stinky boy, I really didn't expect it! You kid even cheats on his father. It seems that you were raised for nothing. β
"Huh...... Dad! You're mistaken! Misunderstanding! β
Xiao Liugan laughed twice, almost wanting to escape.
It's horrible! It's horrible!
Although my father smiled, that smile made people shudder. It's even more terrifying than the big bad wolf.
"Misunderstanding? I don't think so! It's written in black and white. Could it be that my eyes are dazzled and I can't see clearly? Zhang Ye pointed to the Book of Destiny in his hand and said with a smile at Xiao Liu.
"Huh? No! No! No! β
Little Six shook his head. Although he was tempted to say, 'Dad, you must be dazzled,' he knew that he must not say it, otherwise he would be in great trouble.
At all times, let alone 'a small bowl on the head', even if it's 'singing and conquering with both hands'. After all, Dad has too many ways to rectify people. If you don't make it, you'll die a miserable death.
However, things don't seem to be as easy to solve as expected.
If there are only the two of them here, then I'm afraid the matter will be easy to solve, just punish this kid Zamabu.
Unfortunately, they are not the only ones here.
There is not only Xiao Qi, who is extremely curious, but also Zong'er, who is sitting on the stone and silent, and Xiao Linglong, who loves to cry and thunder.
The other two little ones were nothing. But Xiao Linglong is different. She heard her father peeing his pants from afar.
"Daddy peeing his pants again?" Xiao Linglong first muttered, then exclaimed, and ran towards Zhang Ye's position.
Generally running and muttering.
"Daddy peed his pants! Daddy peed his pants! β
Her muttering was terrible. Suddenly, several pairs of eyes fell on Zhang Ye, especially Walter's eyes, which made him feel extremely depressed. To be continued. Derivation. Ink. High. Small. Say. Netγ