Chapter 294: The Messenger of Love and Justice (I)
"Where did these two scumbags go? Amber, can't you track it? Sitting in the beer house by the sea, after the bird spirit poured a bunch of beer, she burped loudly without the slightest ladylike taste, and drunkenly pulled Sister Snow on the side and called Amber: "Go!" Catch Li Guo to the old lady! β
Sister Xue reluctantly pushed away the hand of the bird spirit, and raised her hand to greet Amber, who was the proprietress of the beer house: "Amber Amber, don't serve wine to Mochou." β
Amber, who was bartending at the bar, replied, "She asked me how many times I wanted to drink." β
And Mo Chou pitifully bites the habit of inserting it in a glass of coconut milk, watching the colorful cocktails or beers pass out from the bar one by one, and his eyes are full of longing...... "Witch, you just accept your fate." The little new girl giggled with laughter: "Wine is character, your character is too bad." No alcohol. β
"Where did Li Guo go?" Sister Xue took a small sip of the cold cocktail in her cup, and she looked very surnamed in a suspender swimsuit, not a little more angry than Mo Chou who was wearing a fully enclosed swimsuit and a bath towel next to her: "You must have let it go." Otherwise, if you want to intercept the spatial passage, it's like playing. β
Mo Chou stuck out his tongue and looked at the already drunk bird spirit: "Mo Chou doesn't know where Xianggong went......"
At this time, the eldest sister who came out of the sheath wore a pair of big sunglasses and walked in from outside with a swimming ring in her arms, looked around, and then walked straight to Mo Chou's table: "Who cares about Xiaokui, she is making waves outside." β
"It doesn't matter, she hasn't seen water in a long time." Sister Xue glanced outside: "Ah...... What is she doing? β
After listening to Sister Xue's words, the others stretched out their heads and found that Xiao Aoi was still the main body, and the huge turtle kept fluttering on the sea in the distance, each fluttering brought a wave of more than three meters high, and then drenched the goblins playing on the beach. It is estimated that those goblins are not looking at Xiaokui is Li family, and they must have gone up to attack him.
"Happy." Mo Chou picked up a coconut from his side, shook his hand and threw it out. The speed of the coconut in the air broke the sound barrier in a few tenths of a second...... Then, about a minute later, Aoi sneaked in from outside, dressed in her usual clothes. Of course, Xiao Kui doesn't actually need to wear any swimsuits, she is a guy with a water surname, even if she goes to the bottom of the sea at a depth of one or two thousand meters and catches a few glowing crabs, she won't get a drop of water on her clothes.
After Xiaokui sat down, she glanced at Mo Chou with a pout, and timidly followed Xiaoxin's sister and muttered in a low voice: "Witch ......"
"I want to watch TV!" Bird Koseki stood up for some reason and pressed her head on a amorous oil painting: "TV!" I want a TV! I want to see the deep rain of love! β
"Don't ......" Amber quickly walked out of the bar: "Don't press it...... I'll give you TV...... This painting is more than 20 million! β
The bird raised her eyelids dimly and glanced at Amber, and then patted her on the shoulder: "Mo Chou, you are dark." β
Mo Chou: "......"
"So, sometimes it's troublesome for a woman to get drunk." Sister Xue shrugged: "She is still a bride today, if I were her, maybe I would not have the face to see people in the future." β
After turning on the TV for the bird spirit and shoving the remote control into her hand, she finally stopped, and pressed the remote control in a daze. There are as many as 300 TV channels here, and because they are received by satellite, they can be received by almost all TV stations in the world and even Al Jazeera Qatar.
So the bird spirit took advantage of her drunken three-minute awakening and slowly adjusted the stage.
Of course, if anyone thinks that this way the bird spirit will be able to calm down, it is very wrong. She changed the station in a circle, the speed was very slow, and more importantly, she had to scold the content played on the TV every time she changed the station. The mouth was so broken that it was so horrible that the other guests in the beer hall couldn't bear it, and Amber had to apologize on behalf of the bird spirit.
"This man's hairstyle is so stupid." Bird Commentary CNN News Announcer.
"This man's mouth is so big and he is on TV, like a fool." Bird commented on the hippopotamus...... "Damn, this person's head is more square than Long Shenxue's!" "Toriko reviews the Transformers 3 trailer...... When Sister Xue heard this, she suddenly burst out: "Where am I!" What's wrong with my head! β
"Okay, okay......" Mo Chou grabbed Sister Xue: "Don't be like her." β
But even so, the bird spirit still didn't stop, she still persisted in babbling nonsense into the TV: "Birds in the trees...... Pair ...... Xiaoxin's short legs, a little bit ......"
"If I could kill her, I would have killed her." Xiaoxin glanced at Bird Zijing fiercely: "Who will take care of her......"
"Dwarf oil...... This idiot is like Li Guo. Toriko pointed to the live broadcast on TV: "Bare-assed ......"
As soon as they heard Li Guo's name, Sister Xue and Mo Chou, who were humming, turned their heads to look at it together, and found that the live broadcast program on CCTV1 in France was being played on TV, which looked like a parade...... But the picture is full of shirtless people, how can you see the shadow of Li Guo. But just when the camera was swinging to give a close-up, Torikojin suddenly changed the channel...... "Change back!" Sister Snow Amber and Mo Chou shouted in unison.
The bird spirit was really startled, and then ...... Then the bird spirit cried...... Crying like a child, splashing and rolling while crying, even Xiaoxin was shocked.
"Leave her alone." Sister Xue was resolute, snatched the remote control from the bird spirit's hand, and switched back to the channel just now.
At this time, there was a close-up of the leader of the parade on the screen...... On them are the two bitter faces of Li Guo and the disabled Zhijian, shirtless, wearing Hawaiian-style big pants.
"Smack" Sister Xue slapped the remote control on the table hard: "It's really." β
Li Guo and Zhijian, who are physically disabled, hold signs aloft and are followed by a procession of at least 10,000 people, the crowd shouting slogans at a slow but powerful pace.
"How did these two do it?" The eldest sister out of the sheath showed a surprisingly ignorant expression: "This is amazing." β
Sister Xue slowly coiled her hair, then glanced down at the bird spirit, and dragged her onto the chair: "Is there enough trouble?" β
"I want to see the deep rain ......" the bird said in a delicate voice, "People want to see it." β
"Bah...... It's disgusting. The little new girl shuddered for a moment, and shook her head very sincerely: "I've never been so disgusting, I'm only four years old." β
"It's five years old after the New Year, okay?" Mo Chou corrected: "It's five years old!" β
The little new girl sighed helplessly: "It's a year old, it's really sad." Stupid, how old are you? β
Xiao Kui sighed, then rolled her eyes and lifted her fingers to count, and calculated for about thirty seconds: "Three thousand three hundred years old!" β
"." The little novice waved: "Old woman." β
As soon as Xiao Kui heard this, she glanced at her mouth, and tears began to roll in her eyes...... The bright sunlight outside dimmed in an instant.
Amber held an oversized ice cream in front of Aoi, and then watched TV: "This is really troublesome, France is where the Ranger headquarters are located." I'll be found as soon as I go, there's a pervert there who has been haunting me for years. β
"Just kill it." Mo Chou nodded heavily: "You can't kill it, Mo Chou will help you kill it." β
"Don't fight and kill." Sister Xue pinched Mo Chou's face: "Let's go over together, it's foolproof." β
Amber nodded, then pointed at the bird spirit, "What about her...... She was really drunk. β
Sister Xue snorted: "Xiaoxin." β
"Here!" Xiao Xin saluted a silly salute: "The psychic shock is ready!" β
Zila...... "I said, when the hell is this a head?" Li Guo turned his head to look at the endless sea of people behind him: "Look at this posture...... The white flowers are all meat. β
The disabled Zhijian bit his lip: "It's dark...... It must be fine when it's dark. β
Li Guo rolled his eyes and glared at him: "You started to say that the Arc de Triomphe was good, then you said that Notre-Dame Cathedral was good, then you said that the Pont Alexandria was good, and then you said that the Champs ElysΓ©es must be good, and now we have all walked around the attractions of Paris, and you said that it will be good when it gets dark." Are you doing this Tour de France? β
"This ...... You have to think about the actual situation. The disabled Zhijian said categorically: "As soon as it gets dark, we will take advantage of the chaos to withdraw ......"
Li Guo felt very sad in his heart, he glanced at the disabled Zhijian: "I hate you......"
"Don't be so ambiguous." The disabled Zhijian looked around cautiously: "Let others hear, and the prestige of the Sprinkle family will be abolished." β
Li really can't wait to look at the disabled ass of Zhijian is a thunderbolt invincible whirling diamond leg: "Your sister's name, we have been half-naked here for several hours, and we are still prestigious, whether you have the face to see people is a question!" β
The disabled Zhijian was startled, and then paused: "Don't make noise...... Don't delay me meditating......"
"The two of them had a good time." Amber and Sister Snow stood at the top of the Eiffel Tower, looking at the procession far, far away: "It's really creative, what do we do now?" β
Sister Xue touched her chin: "Look at the news over there." β
Mo Chou and Bird Zijing are now sitting in a cafΓ© waiting for Li Guo's team to march here, Bird Zijing is uncomfortable, and always can't help but tremble: "Niang Lak, Xiaoxin is too ruthless...... I was in pain. β
Mo Chou took a sip of rich black coffee like the ladies around him, but as soon as he entered his mouth, he spit it out: "Oops...... What a disgusting taste......"
"You're pretty much the same when you drink Coke, just your taste." Torikoshi took a sip of the Coke in his hand: "Can you still drink something good?" β
"It's coming, it's coming." Mo Chou watched through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows as the procession slowly walked towards this side: "Still resist domestic violence." β
Bird Zijing turned his head and looked: "Don't be so exaggerated, the old lady wants him to look good." Damn, today is the old lady's big joy, a bastard dares to run away! β
Mo Chou wrapped the three pieces of chocolate truffle cake on the table into his mouth, and said vaguely: "You are going to hit the male with a stick." β
"Sure enough, it's you!" Bird's eyes narrowed: "You're distressed." β
Mo Chou covered his mouth with one hand and spread out with one hand: "Mu has ......"
At the same time, Zhijian, who was disabled, frowned and turned back to Li Guo and said, "I feel that someone is staring at us." β
"Nonsense...... We were both filmed all afternoon. Li Guo ate the white bread handed to the two of them by the people who marched with him, and sprayed the scum like Mo Chou: "Are you too sluggish?" β
"It's not that kind of staring." The disabled Zhijian looked around: "It's a very peculiar kind of induction...... It's as if we're being watched. β
"You mean the bird spirits have killed them?" Li Guo suddenly shuddered: "You may be beaten by the eldest sister who is out of the sheath on the street...... I'm okay, Mo Chou will pull the bird spirit. Let's say okay first, I won't be able to control you then. β
"You look at your virtue." The disabled Zhijian glanced at Li Guo with great disdain: "It's not them, with their ability, if they really found it, they would have killed us a long time ago." It's someone else. β
Li Guo sighed: "Who?" β
"Are you a half-immortal who tells fortunes on the street?" The disabled Zhijian tried to snatch Li Guo's bread, but after failing to do so, he said angrily: "You also help, don't be so ignorant?" β
Li Guo scratched his head: "You should feel honored to have someone to accompany you as a **." β
At this moment, an armored modified off-road vehicle suddenly appeared at the other end of the street, and rushed towards the crowd at a very high speed.
"Damn, it's the girls!" The disabled Zhijian was a spirit: "Good opportunity!" It doesn't matter who it is, get into their car! β
Sure enough, the arrogance and speed of the off-road vehicle caught the police along the way by surprise, and they rushed towards the crowd at such a high speed.
Suddenly, the scene was like a thrilling R-rated blockbuster, the crowd that was originally marching suddenly moved, the people in front of them scattered in order to avoid this film and did not slow down at all, and the people in the back also became like headless flies because they didn't know what was going on.
Suddenly the scene became chaotic, and this chaos spread like a shock wave, spreading to the entire procession. In a few moments, more than 10,000 marchers suddenly turned into a pile of bullets, and the scene was a chaotic mess.
Then, the police in charge of maintaining law and order began to act, struggling to maintain order at the scene, trying to gather the flow of people running around.
This blockade will cause trouble. Because of the cold weather, there were many young men in the procession who had drunk a little wine to resist the cold, and the wine was so strong that it could be applied to almost the entire human race. So a fierce confrontation inevitably happened, especially when a young man was knocked down by a baton, and the scene was completely out of control for a while.
(To be continued)