"Over there, I told you over there!" Zhijian, who was disabled, wore sunglasses and fancy Hawaiian swim trunks, and kept poking Li Guo with his hand: "Over there!" Did you see the waist of the white snake sister? Look at the waist of the little water snake, tsk. ”

Li Guo quietly pretended to send text messages, and at the same time pointed his mobile phone in the direction pointed by the disabled Zhijian: "Don't shake me, otherwise there will be a virtual image when you shoot it." ”

The disabled Zhijian hurriedly withdrew his hand, and looked around cautiously: "I'll scout the enemy's situation, and I'll shoot you if there's any movement." ”

"Be careful, if they find out, I won't be able to exalt." Li Guo whispered: "Who is that?" The one in the black swimsuit? ”

The disabled Zhijian snorted and turned his head: "Ouch, that's not bad." Hurry up and shoot it, that's a snail girl, I said! The one behind her is Xin Shi Niang, a vixen! It's a vixen, see? That little face is so delicate. ”

"You're such a pervert." Li Guo sighed and pressed the beat button: "I'm not afraid that God will come to collect you one day." ”

Zhijian, who is disabled, squinted at Li Guo: "Pretend to be your sister's Qinggao, hurry up and shoot." ”

"Isn't this just shooting?" Li Guo looked up in the grass: "Why didn't you see Xiaoqian?" ”

"Do you like that sick seedling?" The disabled Zhijian said, dragging Li Guomao by the waist, shuttling from one bush to another, and in a place where the principle of a crowd of people, he found Nie Xiaoqian, who was sitting alone under the coconut tree and looking into the distance.

Sister Xiaoqian is obviously not angry, and her emaciated body can't even hold up a swimsuit, but the little sadness in her eyes and the faint and fresh look on her face really give people a style that doesn't eat the fireworks of the world. is such a girl, who is described as a monster who hooks up with men and sucks people's spirit, Li Guo feels a little wronged.

"Can you take a few photos and leave?" The disabled Zhijian hurriedly urged: "Don't delay Lao Tzu to see the punctual girl." ”

Li Guo responded repeatedly, and frantically took about thirty photos from various angles, and then pulled the waistband of his crippled pants: "Withdraw!" ”

The disabled Zhijian nodded, beckoned to Li Guo, reflexively came to the crowd, and continued to hide in the bushes just now, waiting for an opportunity.

"Our goal today is to take pictures of all the hot girls' butts!" Zhijian, who is disabled, spoke with a rather pointing spirit: "For love and justice!" ”

Li Guo also nodded heavily: "I agree with this!" ”

"Don't be idle, Bai Qiulian appears!" The disabled Zhijian pointed ahead, and a rather delicate girl held a man who was a little sour and walked slowly: "Seven meters behind, Jiaona appeared!" No way...... And foreign goods? ”

Saying that, the disabled Zhijian bard his mouth: "The East is also foreign, come on, Guoguo, it's the Snow Girl over there." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look in the direction pointed by the disabled Zhijian, and sure enough, a beautiful girl with white skin as if she was going to die was sitting in the shade of a tree, blocking the sun with her hands, and chatting with the little new girl riding a crystal lion with excitement on her face.

Li Guo was shocked, but he pressed the shooting button without obeying the call...... Then, the little new girl raised her head, her ears pricked up, and she looked around very vigilantly.

"I'll rely on ......" The disabled Zhijian hurriedly pressed Li Guo's head down, and the two of them crawled on the beach, like two dead dogs: "The little girl is so sensitive? ”

Li Guo snorted: "She is very sensitive to these things...... To withdraw or not to withdraw? ”

"Damn, it's halfway there. This point is given up and counted as a ball. The disabled Zhijian lay on the ground, but his mouth was very hard: "Attack Meng Lianggu and capture Zhang Lingfu alive!" ”

Although Li Guo hesitated, he was driven away by the disabled Zhijian with various threats. Suo gritted his teeth and raised his head again.

This time, the little new girl is not in that place, but another girl is poking there and chatting with the snow girl, it looks dry, quite backbone.

"You say, why are goblins so beautiful?" Li Guo turned his head curiously and asked the disabled Zhijian: "I didn't find the kind of blue-faced fangs written in the book at all." ”

"Less, if the monster wants to change, of course, it is to pick a beautiful change, if it is a toad essence, with a toad face, dog legs, and a human body appear here. If you can't kill it, you can also destroy it, and if you can't take care of yourself, that's a must. Zhijian, who is disabled, is very disdainful of Li Guo's pediatric problems: "This demon is the same as a human, and it has dog eyes." Ouch, dogtail mother! ”

"Where, where!" Li Guo followed the sound, and sure enough, he found a girl with light brown hair, with a fluffy tail of the same color as her hair on the back of her buttocks, dangling: "This is cute." ”

The disabled Zhijian touched his chin, and his eyes were shining: "Contemptible people have been spanning thousands of years, and what I am best at is finding beautiful girls, don't talk nonsense, show off the guys!" The whole body is long ** can't finish a county girl, so most of the time just look at it. ”

"Well, Takami." Li Guo praised Zhijian's words very much: "Don't worry about them? I didn't see anyone. ”

"Don't worry, those babies are all princesses, these deflated three, they have to take a detour to look at it. No one will dare to go up and look at each other. The disabled Zhijian wiped his nose: "If you really dare, watch me go up and beat you." ”

"Who are you beating?"

"Of course, it's a beating......," the disabled Zhijian choked suddenly...... And Li Guo was suddenly numb, and then this pair of golden partners raised their heads slowly and neatly, and the expression on their faces was a warm, harmless, low-carbon and energy-saving otaku smile.

"We're just discussing...... You see, how nice the weather is. The disabled Zhijian looked like nothing had happened: "You have to bask in the sun too!" This is the only way to be healthy. ”

The eldest sister of the unsheath lowered her eyelids, reported her arms with both hands, looked cold, and pointed at Li Guo after the disabled Zhijian finished speaking: "You say." ”

"Look...... How good is the weather...... of course Li Guo will not make a confession, and hurriedly unified his voice with the disabled Zhijian: "We are looking at the scenery...... The wind is beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the scenery is a good harvest......"

And as she spoke, the little head of the little new girl poked out next to the thigh of the eldest sister Bai Huahua: "Auntie, Auntie, they are secretly shooting!" ”

"I was wrong!" The disabled Zhijian reflexively threw himself on the ground: "It's really wrong......

Li Guo, who was on the side, suddenly had a cold breath from his tail bone...... "It's him!" It's all him! He made me do this! Sure enough, Li Guo's premonition really came true, and Zhijian, who was disabled, did not hesitate to betray his comrades-in-arms in the past, present and future, he pointed at Li Guo, with an expression of seeing the class enemy: "He is the master, I am a servant, and I can't resist the master's order......"

Li Guo lowered his head, sighed for a moment, and then covered his forehead: "Look...... Do you believe me, or do you believe him......"

Apparently...... The eldest sister didn't believe anyone, and thirty seconds later, she summoned all the birds, Jing Mochou and others. And then...... There were two more men buried in their heads on the beach...... "I'll see, I'll see." Bird Zijing snatched his phone and flipped through it: "Ouch, hey, this shooting technique is good, you can take a look." This one doesn't fall, the whole audience is here. ”

The disabled Zhijian tilted his head, looking like a dead turtle: "You listen to my explanation......"

And Li Guo also looked like a dead turtle: "I want to ...... It's a misunderstanding......"

But their words were like farts, and their phones were circulated round and round...... and finally returned to the hands of the eldest sister out of the sheath, and the only change in the audience was that there was a faint murderous aura...... And this murderous aura did not emanate from the sheath, nor from the bird essence, nor from Mo Chou, but from Sister Xue, who had always been very indulgent to Li Guo...... It's as if Sister Xue has changed at this moment, from Li Guo's delicate sister, who speaks softly, to the commander of the Ninth Group of the Door God Organization...... "It's really a misunderstanding...... Li Guo bit his lip and was very aggrieved: "The disabled Zhijian is the main culprit, and I am also the victim." ”

"Victim?" The bird spirit smiled, smiling, and making people's hearts chill with a cruel smile: "The victim's psychological quality is good, the photo is professional enough, look at this light, look at this angle." ”

"My psychological quality has always been good...... Li Guo tried to make himself look like an honest and reliable little Langjun: "Really...... It's really instigated by Zhijian! ”

"Shut up!" The disabled Zhijian shouted: "Perverted! ”

And Li Guo was not to be outdone: "Didn't you say you were going to slap Bai Suzhen's ass just now!" The Lock Demon Tower can testify. ”

But when all eyes were on Sister Lock Demon Tower, she actually shrugged her shoulders and made a gesture of spreading her hands, indicating that she didn't know anything.

"I don't think these two sluts will be honest if they don't get punished." Torikoshi said very lightly.

"Seconded." Sister Xue was the first to raise her hand.

As they spoke, they had already begun to prepare for the punishment of Li Guo and the disabled guys, what mace, jumping candy, watermelon and cola. This was all brought up by Bird Zijing, she looked like a female spy of the military commander, and her expression was very deceitful.

And in the end, Mo Chou was kind, she took advantage of the fact that everyone was busy and happy, lowered her head and said to Li Guo: "Xianggong, you shouldn't be." ”

"It's the disabled Zhijian, that slut......" Li Guo himself said weakly.

Mo Chou shook his head, then turned sideways: "Isn't Mo Chou worse than those people?" That's it, Xianggong, when they don't pay attention, don't worry about the gestures you will run......"

Li Guo and the disabled Zhijian glanced at each other, and then gave Mo Chou an affirmative answer with their eyes.

At this moment, the bird spirit had already eaten all the flesh in the two watermelons, and walked happily towards Li Guo with two empty watermelon skins, and said to the little new girl as he walked: "This is called watermelon bowling, which I learned when I was playing in Hawaii." Put the Coke on top and let each of them top one, and then we take turns blindfolded and hit the ...... with sticks."

When Li Guo heard this, Mao was so frightened that he exploded. It's also too cruel...... How it sounds like a roulette with a flying knife, or a top apple through a hundred steps. Thinking about waiting, a guy like Xiaokui who doesn't know the severity also ran over to play, and his hand slipped...... Li Guo's scalp was numb for a while, and he seemed to have a picture of himself being shot in the head with a stick in his mind. The scene was truly tragic...... At this moment, Li Guo suddenly saw Mo Chou's hand behind his back, and suddenly made a "two".

"It's time!" The disabled Zhijian burst into a shout, and dragged Li Guo out of the sand: "The universe has moved!" ”

With two swishs, the two sluts swished and disappeared into the sunny sand. There is only one kind of perverted woman left who is stunned, and Amber is not there, and Xiaoxin and Izumi have no way to take people on a trip...... So the bird spirit threw the stick to the ground and pointed at Mo Chou: "It's you!" ”

Mo Chou didn't think about it, and shook his head: "Mu You!" ”

And Li Guo at this moment...... Zheng and Zhijian, who were disabled, were bare-roded and wearing only a pair of big pants, standing on the streets of Paris in deep love and rain, with the tall Eiffel Tower less than a kilometer behind them.

The streets are crowded with people, and although people are not wearing heavy winter clothes, the weather in March is cold after all, so most of them have long sleeves or coats. The road is full of people, passing through endlessly.

When Li Guo and Zhijian, who were wearing big pants, appeared on the streets of Paris, they immediately became the center of attention. Especially the disabled Zhijian, a handsome and masculine face, plus the bulging muscles on the body, not only has the subtle taste of the East, but also has the macho characteristics loved by Europeans and Americans.

So the rate of turning back on the road is almost 100 percent. Many people also came up to ask for the price...... There was even a blonde and blue-eyed foreign woman who came up and wanted to pinch the chest muscles of the disabled Zhijian.

However, Li Guo was very dissatisfied with this. Because the people who asked the price of the disabled Zhijian were all big girls and little aunts, and most of the people who asked Li Guo were strong men who were more than 1.9 meters tall...... "I'm just like a base?" Li Guo gritted his teeth: "And!" Do you have in your brain? Bring me here? ”

As he spoke, Li Guo wanted to teleport. But now the two of them are too conspicuous, and if they teleport now, it will definitely bring panic. So the disabled Zhijian held down Li Guo. Of course, Zhijian, who is disabled, is also struggling to make a face: "I was just thinking about going to a place where I could buy clothes......

"But you don't have any money...... [***]！ Li Guo covered the point of his upper body: "I was killed by you, I might as well be shot in the head there." ”

The disabled Zhijian groaned for a while, and raised a finger: "I have a way to ......"

As he spoke, Zhijian, who was disabled, walked to a small stall selling fruit and talked to the boss in very fluent French. Li Guo didn't know what the conversation was, but what was certain was that the eyes of the old man selling fruit gradually changed from discrimination and disdain to admiration and respect.

At the end of the conversation, he handed over the two wooden signs at the door of the store to the disabled Zhijian, and after the disabled Zhijian tore off the paper on it, he pretended to bite his fingers, and didn't know where to get some red blood-like things, and wrote a huge "Resist domestic violence!" in Chinese, English, French and Russian characters. Lower the divorce rate! ”。

Then, he thanked the boss, turned his head and said to Li Guo: "Follow the master!" Let's get out of a place where no one is around. ”

Then the two of them held a board with a bright red blood book written on it, and walked slowly on the most prosperous pedestrian street in Paris, the city that Li Guo has always been fascinated by, without even wearing shoes...... Li Guo really felt that the disabled Zhijian was a ghost, and after this small change, there were no more people who originally came up to ask questions, and many people cast kind eyes on the two of them...... You can always withdraw smoothly now, right?

No! Li Guo always guessed the beginning but not the end this time, and neither he nor Zhijian, who was disabled, had studied the differences between European and American cultures and Chinese culture. Completely ignoring the surnames of these ghosts, at a distance of just 300 meters, Li Guo found that there were about six or seven more people behind him, wearing big pants and holding the same sign, but only in French with the words "Resist domestic violence!" "Foreigners. There is a middle-aged uncle, a half-old man with a beard and glasses, and gray hair, and the flesh on his body is loose...... "Isn't this a cheat......" Li Guo was about to cry: "How do you get it now, you ......"

Zhijian, who is disabled, also wants to cry without tears: "What else can I do...... Do it hard! ”

As he spoke, the two sluts walked around Paris with signs in their hands, with more and more followers behind them, and rolling in geometric multiples, and when they reached the back of the Arc de Triomphe, there was already a team of no less than eight hundred people behind them, and each of them was wearing only a pair of large trousers.

"Oh, I'll go...... If you go on like this, you can organize guerrillas. Li Guo asked the disabled Zhijian in a low voice: "I have ruined your hands in my life......

The disabled Zhijian sighed: "Look ahead, don't speak." Beware of being dubbed by the TV station......"

Sure enough, Li Guo found that there were many, many reporters stationed on the road ahead, the flash lights were on, and the cameras were spinning around. There are also live broadcast vehicles, aerial photography helicopters, and all kinds of news equipment.

Now the fun is even greater, this anti-domestic violence march once it was live, the response was even stronger, along the way there were constantly foreigners wearing big pants, and even slogans written on their bodies and faces poured into the streets, and the limelight was infinitely ...... And now not only men, but also many girls who only wear underwear have joined the team. For a while, the team was extremely strong, but Li Guo was still ......the leader, "Hey? Is this the end? Why is it that such a large group of poor people are swaying and no one cares? Li Guo began to complain, and his heart was broken: "You hurry up and want to recruit!" ”

"Holy, where do I want to go? I didn't know they were so funny. Zhijian, who is disabled, is also quite helpless: "Who the cares about this kind of public welfare parade, I would have known that Lao Tzu wrote on the sign to support the restoration of the Third Dynasty." ”

It's a pity that the wood has become a boat, and now it's useless to say anything about the disabled. And Li Guo and the disabled Zhijian, two sluts, are destined to become stars in the hearts of the French people today...... After all, as the commander-in-chief of the parade, most of the camera lens is on them......

(To be continued)