"You can't do this. Brothers. Toriko's eyebrows frowned: "You Tucson is broken." ”

Li Guo was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

Bird Zijing pinched his chin, then took off his sneakers, and then put his long legs on Li Guo's thighs: "Massage, I'll tell you when I'm comfortable." ”

Li Guo looked left and right, fortunately, no one came to eat ice cream this season. Otherwise, this conversation was heard by the people in this small place who looked up and didn't look down, and Li Guo was likely to be unable to turn over for the rest of his life...... "You say ...... now" Li Guo pushed back the soft feet of the bird: "Massage back and talk about ......"

The bird's head was tilted, and he teased: "A hammer deal, after this village, there will be no such shop." ”

At this time, Mo Chou looked at Li Guo: "Xianggong, you just follow her." Mo Chou also wanted to hear what she said seriously. ”

Li Guo was helpless...... After a long battle between the heavens and the humans, he finally made a decision! A very manly decision! He gently pressed his hand on the instep of the bird spirit...... "A little up, a little up, with some force!" Bird Zijing blinked her bright eyes and instructed Li Guo: "I'm ...... I'm like cream, are you pinching zongzi? ”

"What the hell do you want!" Li Guo pinched her calf muscles very hard through the bird's stockings: "Don't ask too much!" ”

After speaking, Li Guo also glanced at the boss who was sitting at the counter and surfing the Internet, and whispered, "Public place...... Don't overdo it. ”

Bird Zijing rolled her eyes, this world instantly had nothing to do with her...... "Say it quickly......" Li Guo saw her appearance, and was really anxious: "Don't you lie to me......"

"Is it necessary? How many people have begged the old lady to clamp her waist with beautiful legs, and you still talk a lot of? Bird Zijing pressed his foot against Li Guo's chest: "When you see such delicate toes, don't you want to suck or lick them at all?" ”

"It's disgusting...... Mo Chou shuddered beside him, and turned to the side with her ice cream: "Mo Chou is still eating......

Bird Zijing rubbed her nose and spread Li Guo's simple plan on the table: "You see, your plan is clearly to treat that garbage gang as an equal target. ”

Li Guo heard it: "Isn't it all about the lion fighting the rabbit with all his strength?" ”

Bird Zijing shook his fingers: "Murder and heart, murder and heart." When you have absolute strength and power, and you are 100% sure, you must crush your enemies from all sides. And then dry down all at once, absolutely not giving a respite. ”

Li Guo was confused: "Isn't it the same as what I wrote above?" ”

"It's different." Torikomi leaned back in her chair and rolled her eyelids to organize the words: "Attitude! Yes, attitude issues! Your plan gives me the impression that you are cautious, as if you were facing a great enemy. ”

"It's not necessary at all." Toriko Sei wiped his mouth: "You have to use a nonchalant attitude, [***] said, strategically to contempt the enemy." ”

Maybe Li Guo has no experience, or maybe Li Guo is not familiar with his position. Anyway, Bird Zijing's words, he listened to it half-understood, and looked around blankly.

"You see, it's like you're a feudal official, and you're in charge of the peace of one side. But in fact, you're just a car mechanic, you don't. Right? "Bird Zijing began to give Li Guo a good temptation.

Of course, Li Guo nodded: "Definitely not." ”

"But look at the current situation, you are in charge of the Green Gang, but you will not either. Right? Bird Zijing said, and took out a pair of angry gold-wire glasses from his pocket and put them on his eyes: "Yes, no, no, no, there is no shame." ”

When Li Guo heard this, he hummed and shook his head: "I won't ......"

"No, that's okay!"

"Poof......" Li Guo sprayed all the cold water on the table: "You went around in such a big circle, just tell me this?" ”

Bird Zijing twisted Li Guo's face: "Don't interrupt!" You won't, that's okay! Naturally, there are the following people who will, what does Honghong do? What does Bird Two do? That's all old rivers and lakes, you know? Honghong has always had the right to be unemployed, and he is the highest-ranking military advisor of the Green Gang. Birds have decades of accumulation underneath. What else are you afraid of? ”

"So, as a person in power, in power, what are you playing? You don't need to play with people, you don't need to fight with people, you don't even need to remember how many people you have, someone will help you settle everything. ”

Li Guo bit the spoon that the bird spirit had licked, and looked at her in a daze: "Then I should do something......

"Of course." Bird Zijing raised his fingers and began to calculate for Li Guo: "What you want to do is to pat the ass of your superiors, dismantle the level of the platform, and inspect the work of your subordinates." Then prepare two chapters a day, and stamp the agreement or disagreement on the information decisions that each chapter summarizes to you. ”

"Don't underestimate these, what is this? This has risen to the political level, does politics understand? Whatever you're going to do with someone, like take out something like the Teenwolves, you just have to make a phone call. Communicate your ideas, and then when everyone is ready, you have a kick-off meeting and briefly explain your ideas. Torikomi patted the table with her hand quite handsomely: "Then naturally someone will help you get everything ready, you just need to press the launch button." Then wait for the news, whether it is success or failure, you don't have to rush at all. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Isn't this too irresponsible?" ”

"You're completely wrong." The bird bit Li Guo's neck with itchy teeth: "When you were at the grassroots level, this was called disdedication and irresponsibility." And when you're a leader, what's that called? This is called magnanimity. Unless you are facing a situation such as Hongmen and which state regime, you need to do it yourself, and you can't afford to lose that kind of battle. ”

At this time, Mo Chou was probably full, she turned around and threw the spoon on the table: "Why bother, just kill it cleanly." Why bother with this heart? ”

"Childish!" Bird's eyes flashed: "This looks the fastest and most refreshing, but the price is also obvious, that is, you can only be a garbage for the rest of your life." If a person offends you, the next step is to kill him. [***] once said, 'Let him produce millet for the people', think about his original Jinjin Ronghua and wealth, and now you let him dig coal every day, move bricks, mustard and make rice. You say, isn't it cheaper to kill him? ”

This theory...... Well, the bird spirit is really talented...... "The boss pays!" Li Guo raised his hand and called out to the boss, and then touched the bird spirit's head: "You have a lot of things in your head." ”

After walking out of the ice cream shop, Li Guo roughly understood what he should do, and now that his doubts have been solved, he is naturally no longer like Ben 100,000 why, but has returned to his usual wilting virtue, and along the way, he followed the bird spirit and Mo Chou who were sitting on the bicycle, basking in the sun and walking forward slowly.

"Young man, you don't speak for Mao." Zhijian's voice suddenly came out: "I was chatting with your daughter just now, and I found that she is very suitable for my appetite. I will take her as an apprentice. ”

"My master is a book, and you have to be a new master again." Li Guo was happy: "Is the book of swords and enmity?" ”

Zhijian, who is disabled, seems to insist: "This is not a condition to negotiate with you, young man." If you don't agree, I'...... I'm not going to get along with you......"

"I wipe ......" Li Guo was taken aback by the disabled Zhijian: "Do you dare not be coquettish?" ”

The disabled Zhijian suddenly changed his pitiful tone: "I have a broken sword, and I am alone...... I don't want to find someone to support my life, my life is so hard...... It's so bitter...... If one day I have nothing to turn to, please leave me in this time. If one day I leave quietly, please bury me in ......"

"Gotta get it...... Stop singing, can I promise you? Li Guo was really disabled, and his head was too big, so he was in a hurry, and agreed...... "Oh, you are really a good comrade of the proletariat." The disabled Zhijian continued triumphantly: "Friend of the basin, I'm going to go to the fugue first. Something called me. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "The iQue is too empty? Are you going to go to the West? ”

The disabled Zhijian snorted: "I won't die if you die four hundred times, I want to see the outside world, otherwise I will become Ultraman, by the way, remember to call me when you release the Dolphin Bay lovers at night." ”

"Damn......" Li Guo scolded casually: "You still watch Korean dramas......"

After returning home, as soon as Li Guo entered the yard, he saw Xiaoxinmei Paper and Xiaokui squatting outside, and next to Xiaoxinmei, there was a pile of crystal love jelly like a hill, and Xiaokui could only look at her.

"Daddy!" As soon as Xiaoxin's sister saw Li Guo, she flew into his arms without saying a word: "Dad, Xinxin is training her not to break bad things!" ”

"How do you train?" Li Guo was very surprised, after all, Xiaokui's existence was a trouble that even Mo Chou didn't want to get involved in. But Xiaoxin can actually train her?

So, in order to prove it to Li Guo, Xiaoxin girl tore open a jelly and pointed at Xiaokui with her finger: "You, fold a plane and come out!" ”

When Xiaokui saw the jelly, her eyes were full of pride, and then she quickly tore off a piece of paper from the wall calendar next to her and began to fold the plane. However, due to the great force, the paper became a scrap of paper without two strokes. But Xiaokui obviously didn't intend to give up, and kept tearing and folding. Finally, on the twenty-third sheet of paper, an extremely ugly paper airplane appeared in Aoi's hand.

"Take it." Xiaoxin girl threw the jelly into Xiao Kui's big mouth: "Next, I'll teach you to fold lucky stars, this technique is difficult to master, if you can fold 20 in an afternoon, I'll give you all the jelly!" ”

Xiao Kui glanced up at Li Guo, and then at Xiao Xin's sister, her excited little face was flushed, and she nodded again and again: "Don't deceive people!" Otherwise Aoi will hate you! ”

The little new girl is serious: "Pull the hook!" ”

Li Guo saw this...... Discover the little new girl paper ...... She...... She seems to be training Xiaokui with the method of dog training...... "Xianggong, I think Xiaokui is so pitiful, although Mo Chou doesn't like her." But I always feel that she is very similar to Mo Chou. Mo Chou pulled Li Guo's hand: "Xiaoxin is good or bad......"

Li Guo listened to Mo Chou's words, carefully looked at Xiao Kui, and then he really found that Xiao Kui and Mo Chou were indeed somewhat similar, especially the eyes and nose, which seemed to be carved out of a mold.

So Li Guo reached out and touched the tight little buttocks all the way from under Mo Chou's neck: "There is no shell...... It just so happened to ......"

"I hate ......" Mo Chou blushed and patted Li Guo's chest: "I'm not ashamed." ”

Li Guo coughed, took Mo Chou and walked into the house: "Xiaoxin is bad, it's not bad for a day or two." Children, that's how it's normal. I was ...... when I was a kid."

"How's it going?" Before Li Guo's words were finished, Guo's father rolled his eyes and glanced at him: "Say it again, you should say it again." ”

"I was educated well when I was a child...... Li Guo immediately changed his words: "A talent." ”

At this moment, the landlady's sister walked in from the kitchen with a large pot of things around a large apron, and the pot was still rattling, but she didn't even wear gloves.

"I'm sorry...... I can only cook Chinese dishes. The landlord's sister bowed to Guo's father who was reading the newspaper and Guo's mother who was playing PSP: "The second elder should change his taste, okay?" ”

Guo Dad laughed so much that he couldn't even see his eyes, and said yes again and again. When the landlord's sister walked out, Guo's father opened his eyes and looked at Li Guo: "Look at other girls, how polite they are." ”

At this time, the bird spirit sat on the rocking chair: "The girl pretends, she is the most ruthless." What about my parents? ”

Guo's father pointed outside: "I'm going to the province, pick up people." Your mother didn't worry that your father would go alone, so she followed. ”

When Bird Zijing heard this, he suddenly understood: "It's clear that I will pick up the girl, just my father's, if my mother doesn't follow, I have to use up a box of sets tonight." ”

Li Guo was shocked! The bird essence is really a wonderful, she not only arranges Li Guo, arranges herself, and arranges the second bird, but even she doesn't let go of her own father, and she seizes the opportunity to start spraying indiscriminately.

But on the contrary, Guo Dad is also such a person, after listening to Bird Zijing's words, he was not disgusted at all, but agreed: "You see things very thoroughly, and you have a politician's vision." Do you play chess? ”

"Who's going to play with someone like you." Torikosei was quite disdainful: "Bullying people, right? ”

And Guo Ma raised her head from the side and looked at the bird spirit: "How to pass this level?" ”

Mo Chou stretched his neck and looked at it, overjoyed: "Mo Chou knows Mo Chou knows!" ”

Li Guo looked at the room full of people. He suddenly had a strange thought, as if he was the only one left in the whole world who was a normal person, and the rest of the people either had a little problem here or that, anyway, there was a little bit of a problem...... "Dad." Li Guo sat down next to Guo's father: "I looked at your old classmate in the morning." ”

"Male or female?" Guo Dad didn't raise his head when he read the newspaper: "Forget about the man." ”

"Gu Tao, deputy chief police commissioner." Li Guo didn't pay attention to Guo's father at all, and said to himself: "He wants to cooperate with me." ”

Guo Dad sighed, and then raised his head slightly: "I know." ”

Li Guo seemed to be going crazy, he grabbed a handful of his hair hard, and shouted helplessly: "Daddy......"

"Okay." Guo's father put down the newspaper and looked at Li Guo: "Whoever bribes him is unlucky." Whoever cooperates with him is unlucky. Whoever doesn't cooperate with him is out of luck. You look at it. ”

"You said that...... Is there any difference between it and not saying? Li Guo smiled bitterly: "I know that you know a lot of things, and I don't want your help, you tell me everything, right?" Am I your own son? ”

Li Guo hehehe: "I have to ask your mother." ”

As soon as she said that, Guo's mother kicked Guo's ass with a kick: "Do you want to die?" ”

"No, it's the same if you ask me. The answer is yes! Guo Dad's spirit came up at once: "If you want to cooperate with him, you have to master a degree, he is not a good stubble." He is the one who has the opportunity to be the chairman, and he is very fine. If you want to make political achievements, you either dedicate your Qinggang to the party, or dedicate Hongmen to the party. You have to pick one. ”

"Of course it's Hongmen." Bird Zijing interjected next to him: "Hongmen Tree is a big move. ”

Li Guo pinched his chin and thought deeply: "If it were me, I would dedicate two of them to the party." ”

"Clever." Guo's father praised him: "Learn to read and think more in the future, the tens of billions of brain cells in your brain don't make you think about how to a girl." ”

"That's it." Bird Zijing echoed on the side: "There is more than one girl." ”

Guo Dad's gaze looked at the bird spirit through the reading glasses: "Is it because I didn't mess with you?" ”

Next, the task of fighting with Guo Dad was handed over by Bird Zi Dad to Bird Zi Jing, and the two of them went back and forth,-for-tat. But the skill of the bird spirit seems to be slightly inferior to her father, and she is often choked by her father's words and can't let out a fart for a long time.

The scene was chaotic.

So, Li Guo took advantage of the chaos to sneak into the kitchen and stood behind the landlord's sister who was humming and cooking: "You can still fly a plane?" ”

"I used to drive an F22." The landlord's sister didn't look back: "Accompany me to go shopping in the afternoon." It's just the two of us, and you haven't been with me yet. ”

"Thank you." Li Guo hugged the landlord's sister from the back door: "Actually, the more I contact you, the more I always feel that I owe you." ”

The landlord's sister leaned her head on Li Guo's chest: "Then I owe it, if I die one day, you will remember me for a little longer." ”

Li Guo hummed and gently bit the landlord's sister's neck. He learned this trick from Bird Spirit, no wonder Bird Essence likes to bite people's necks, it feels really good, although Li Guo can't bite his own neck, but when he bites someone else's neck, Li Guo can always feel a very subtle sense of impulse, very exciting...... "Dad!" What are you doing? The little new girl led Xiaokui and ran in from the outside: "Pornography is the most annoying......

(To be continued)