Chapter 153 Genius is not genius enough, bad is not bad enough.

The solar term is spring, and the weather is slightly cold. There is wind, said beautiful.

From this day on, a myth suddenly began to circulate in a small town in southern China.

The myth is short, but it is unbelievable under false rumors.

That is, the morning of this day, a very quiet and peaceful morning, a time passed quickly, and even after brushing his teeth, it was half past ten in the morning.

On the wide, two-way six-lane road with no people, two motorcycles were driving forward in a panic at a speed of 120 kilometers per hour.

Of course, that's not the most critical.

The most important thing is...... There was actually a bicycle behind these two motorcycles, ringing the bell and preparing to overtake...... Everyone who saw this scene couldn't help but wipe their eyes with their hands and stared at this god-like bicycle all the way.

Therefore, this day has also become a commemoration of the traffic accident in this small town in the future, and the rear-end collision and goalpost accident hit the highest peak in this small city since records were recorded on this day.

The two motorcyclists were now in tears. After receiving the money, he said that it didn't matter if he was cut to death or alive, as long as he got the money, he would get it.

But now it's good, people don't have machetes, don't talk about the gas money in vain. There wasn't a single bicycle in the back. The throttle of the motorcycle has been hit to the bottom, but after all, it is not a race motorcycle, and the speed is just that.

But...... Even if it's just this speed, it shouldn't be. That's the bike in the back! Bicycle! If you want to say that you lost to an electric car, you can still say that you can lose to a bicycle...... Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!

In line with such a belief, the two people on the motorcycle were about to burn red, and they couldn't think at all, so they could only run forward with instinct. The direction is no longer important to them, as long as they drive forward, they will never stop moving forward...... Forward...... The loss of Bird Zijing's bicycle was modified by Li Mingxue at a large price to the Giant 6S store, otherwise let alone an old women's car, I am afraid that it will be difficult to bear such a toss on the two or eight bars.

It's almost going to turn the bike into Hot Wheels...... Of course, all this is not a problem at all for Toriko. She was in a state of nothing to do all day long, and if she had eggs, how many times would she have died of pain.

Usually she has to squat down and pull an earthworm for a few minutes when an earthworm comes out of the roadside, let alone have such a thrilling sports activity.

She was not in a hurry to catch up with the two people on the motorcycle, but kept the distance at a position of about six or seven meters, and then scolded and drove the two people to the corners of the corners.

Anyway, now those two guys have become headless flies, and the round and flat ones are not just random birds pinching.

Finally, the two knights were forced into a dead end by the bird spirits, with mountains of scrap metal and tattered on both sides, and a little further ahead, a waste foundation four or five meters deep and filled with water.

"Jump, jump." Torikoshi shook her head triumphantly and sat on the bicycle: "Akira jumped down, and Tang Tower also jumped." You're jumping. ”

"You...... Are you a human or a ghost......" One of the chasing knights looked at the bird spirit vigilantly, and subconsciously hid behind his motorcycle: "I warn you...... Don't mess around. ”

The characters have undergone a major reversal at this moment, and the two big men who were originally armed with knives and ready to hurt people have become members of the vulnerable group after being chased by the bird spirit with superhuman physical strength for 20 minutes. almost grabbed his neckline, his eyes were tearful, his voice trembled and he collapsed to the ground, looking at the bird aggrievedly and shouting in his mouth.

"Don't mess around?" The bird took out a twisted and deformed steel bar from the scrap metal pile very fiercely, and then broke it lightly: "Take this, one person will stab himself." ”

The faces of the two people, who were originally blown red by the cold wind, turned white in an instant. This rebar ...... It's still rusty, poke it in, no matter where it is, you can basically place a death notice in advance. Originally, they were just small ruffians in the local area, and they usually did some trivial things to use people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and they never thought that they would encounter such a bully today.

This...... This...... This is a matter of human life!

"What? Still need my help? Toriko Jing rubbed the steel bar with his hand: "Don't you know that you will have to pay it back sooner or later?" ”

As soon as the two of them heard this, they knelt down directly for the bird without saying a word, and kowtowed while crying: "Our two brothers have had no children and no children since they were children, and they have no father or mother. My brother is still mute...... It's not easy to survive for some money...... You're going to let us go......"

The bird spirit pouted, always feeling that his words were weird, but he didn't dig deeper, just poked the steel bar to the ground: "If you don't want to be poked, you know what to do, right?" ”

"I ...... I do not know. The ruffian who was not dumb knelt on the ground: "I'm stupid, I only have a high school education......"

Without saying a word, Bird Zijing picked up an iron lump from the side, threw it forward, and directly smashed one of the motorcycles directly into the sewage pit behind, gurgling a few bubbles and disappearing into the muddy muddy water, and making a large area of colorful oil star ideas on the water surface.

"Isn't it stupid?" Like an Amazonian warrior, the bird spirit lifted the rebar: "Do you want me to help you get the hang of it?" "Daisen...... Daisen ...... I was wrong. The bastard kowtowed to the bird spirit again and again: "It's Boss Zhao...... Boss Zhao is looking for us...... He said...... Say ......"

"Say what!" Torikoshi took out a small notebook and began to record it like a police interrogation, while sitting on the back seat of the bicycle: "Don't stutter with the old lady." ”

He said...... As long as he sees the man on his territory, he can cut it directly. The ruffian looked terrified: "It's better to die." ”

Torikoshi shook her head: "It's stupid. The gang that died yesterday was also from your gang? ”

"No...... I don't know...... "The ruffian is also honest:" They seem to be blind streams invited by Boss Zhao from outside...... I just heard that they were all dead. ”

The bird spirit nodded, and then suddenly looked at the ruffian mischievously: "Do you know who the person you want to cut is who?" ”

The ruffian was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head.

"He is the boss of one of the five major underworlds in the world. Have you heard of the Green Gang? The bird's expression was very solemn: "Green Gang! ”

The two ruffians looked at each other: "I haven't heard of it...... It should be ...... bigger than the Wolves."

The bird spirit had a strange expression, and she didn't know how to answer for a while. I can only taste the taste of this ruffian's words...... It seems to be true, but what's not so natural...... Of course, the bird spirit is not in the mood to kill. The woman who is full of swear words is a winged angel who can't afford to hurt in her last life, when it comes to kindness, Bird Zijing is definitely the kindest of all the people around Li Guo, including Li Guo, don't look at her like a bird in Angry Birds all day long, but in fact she is the most timid one...... Of course, all this reasoning is based on not counting Xiao Kui, whose values, morals, and aesthetics are very distorted...... "Okay, you two, turn around." Toriko pointed at the steel bar: "The ass is at me." ”

The two ruffians glanced at each other, their eyes full of despair, but just now they saw the posture of the bird spirit breaking the steel bar with their bare hands, and they seemed to know that any resistance they made was futile.

Then the two of them grew up and cried, not only crying, but also kowtowing to the bird spirit while crying. Keep calling the heroine to spare her life or the hero to let us go.

A cold light flashed in the bird's eyes: "Don't talk nonsense with the old lady, turn around quickly." ”

The two little ruffians cried and hugged each other, looking very pitiful, especially with yellow mud on their faces, washed by tears, as if they were two yellow-haired parrots drenched in the rain.

"Alright...... Don't toss them. Li Guo's voice passed over the mess of debris to the ears of the bird spirit: "There are hundreds of people who want to kill me. ”

While speaking, Li Guo led Mo Chou to appear in front of Bird Zijing with one foot at a time, and his trouser legs were full of mud: "If this kind of person has to care, I won't do anything for the rest of my life." ”

Bird Zijing glanced back at Li Guo: "They want to kill you, do you want to be so hypocritical?" ”

Li Guo hehey Yile...... How can this be hypocrisy?

"If they can kill me...... I've been killed by Mo Chou hundreds of times. Li Guo glanced back at Mo Chou helplessly: "There is still Xiaokui ...... now"

"Xianggong ......" Mo Chou kept pinching Li Guo's buttocks: "Mo Chou wants to kill you......"

"No, I have no reason to listen to you." The bird's temper also followed, and then pointed at the two ruffians: "Turn it around to the old lady!" Otherwise......"

As he spoke, the bird spirit poked the steel bar to the ground, directly into the soil, and the exposed half of it was still buzzing, which was domineering and exposed, and people couldn't help themselves and wanted to bow down.

The two ruffians glanced at Li Guo pitifully, and Li Guo's eyes looked at the sky...... Seeing that the last glimmer of hope was shattered, the two little ruffians turned around silently, and the voice that could speak shook into Fei Yuqing...... "Don't look back!" The bird commanded sharply, then stepped forward, took out a marker, and behind the two people, one wrote a huge S and the other wrote a huge B: "Don't change your coat for three months!" Otherwise, the next time you see it, it will cost you your life. Now count the old lady, and if you don't count a thousand, you are not allowed to turn back. ”

After the bird spirit finished speaking, the two of them really began to count, and they were meticulous...... Seeing his results, Bird Zijing clapped his hands proudly and glanced back at Li Guo: "Go!" ”

Li Guo nodded, and left the garbage dump with Mo Chou one foot deep and one foot shallow, leaving only the two people with "S" and "B" painted on their backs, silently counting.

She ...... Is she gone? The person who had not spoken suddenly turned his head and asked, "Let's run too......"

B glared back at him: "Don't speak! Honesty! ”

"Yes...... It's the eldest brother......" S rolled his eyes and thought: "Where did I count?" ”

"175, waste!" b said viciously, and wiped his face with his dirty hands: "You will give Lao Tzu back to school tomorrow to take the college entrance examination, mixed ...... Fuck you b, bastard......"

"Brother, my mother is your mother......" S was full of grievances: "I don't dare to mix ...... up"

Seriously, in the next three months, in this delicate southern town, there were really two brothers, wearing clothes with letters painted on the back all day long, and behind the elder brother was a B, who worked hard to repair the motorcycle every day. Behind my younger brother is an S, and he insists on memorizing 100 words every day...... At this time, Li Guo was sitting in the thirty-one American-flavored ice cream shop in Brazzaville, Congo, watching Mo Chou eat a super family bucket for fifteen people.

"It's amazing...... "Bird Zijing sighed sincerely: "I think it's a mistake to let her touch snacks, you see, her waist is so thin, she can eat so many ......"

The bird essence wrapped her hand around Mo Chou's thin waist, and the face was colorful.

And Li Guo took out the toilet paper and wiped Mo Chou's mouth again, and after calling the stunned ice cream shop owner to bring another bucket, he said helplessly: "Mo Chou is good at everything, just eating...... She can eat another rice cooker later......"

Mo Chou raised his head and licked his lips: "I can't eat it, I can't eat it, I can't eat half a pot at most." Mo Chou is not a bottomless pit......"

All right...... Mochou is really not a bottomless pit...... She's still well fed...... Bird Zijing ate the portion in front of Li Guo with a small spoonful of it: "A woman who can't get fat is really happy......"

"If you want to eat, you can ask for a ...... yourself" Li Guo looked at the greedy bird essence: "Do you use licking spoons?" ”

"No, youth." Toriko sighed gloomily: "Since you lived with me, I have weighed 15 pounds...... Fifteen pounds of pork can fill the entire washbasin......"

Li Guo looked the bird spirit up and down: "I can't see ......"

Bird Zijing lifted his shirt up, revealing his navel to Li Guo: "You pinch and look, the meat is soft." It turned out to be so tight. ”

After speaking, she took the opportunity to clean the ice cream in the plum fruit box with a spoon, and put the spoon in her mouth with an endless aftertaste, but her face was sad.

"By the way, what Kai. Send someone to you. When Torikojin said this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he was filled with an extremely yearning look: "What are you going to do?" ”

Li Guo clasped his left and right hands on the table, and his two thumbs kept turning: "I don't think there's anything more uncomfortable about beating a rich person back directly before liberation, and no matter what you say this time, you can't make him turn over." Even if it is to avenge Sister Yang'er, it is a personal grudge. ”

"Sister Yang'er?" Bird's eyes narrowed: "Another woman?" ”

At this time, Mo Chou answered seriously: "It's an old acquaintance." That's all! That's right, Xianggong. ”

Li Guo nodded: "Before I get Zhao Kai, I have to find out Sister Yang'er's child first." ”

"Yours?" Bird Zijing teased: "I can't see it, I'm very capable." ”

Li Guo snorted: "What are you thinking about all day long?" It's not mine, it's Zhao Kai's. After giving birth, Sister Yang'er committed suicide. ”

"How much hatred is this...... Bird Zijing shook his head: "You explain it carefully and carefully to me." ”

"Xianggong doesn't want to mention it." Mo Chou covered Li Guo's mouth with a shiny spoon: "If you don't want to say something, you don't have to mention it." ”

Bird Zijing looked at Mo Chou indignantly: "Why are you protecting him like this...... If I were you, I would tie him a chain every day and lead him away. ”

But Mo Chou smiled weirdly: "When that day comes, you will naturally not think like this, maybe you will be willing to tie a chain to yourself, and you will stuff the end of the chain into the hands of Xiang Gong." ”

After Li Guo and Bird Zijing listened, both of them were shocked...... Mo Chou's theory, no one teaches it at all, it is completely self-taught, this kind of thinking angle of men for the sky, it does not belong to the progressive female surname of this era at all.

Of course...... Li Guo felt very good...... That's great!

"Laugh...... Laugh at the fart. Bird Zijing's face was obviously not good-looking, and he stomped on Li Guo's toes: "Get out!" ”

Li Guo pinched Mo Chou's face: "Okay, my little baby can finally kill the bird essence!" ”

Mo Chou was very proud, and raised his head: "That's nature." It's just a piece of cake. ”

The bird sat in his position with a puff of energy, and was so angry that he was speechless by Mo Chou and Li Guo's double reed. After Li Guo saw her virtue, he smiled, ordered a cup of hot chocolate and put it in front of her: "Eat, eat, chocolate won't be fat." ”

Toriko's eyes narrowed: "You really dare to tell nonsense." ”

Li Guo shrugged: "You call your bird spirit guard, come to ...... at night Where to meet? ”

Bird sneered: "I'll arrange it for you then, I'll see how you deploy it." I'm not going to help you this time, you're going to have to rely on yourself. ”

Li Guo nodded, took out a folded piece of fertilizer factory stationery from his pocket, and handed it to Bird Zijing: "This is the plan I wrote overnight yesterday." ”

Bird Zijing was stunned for a moment, and then was shocked: "Didn't you do it all night yesterday?" ”

Li Guo was embarrassed: "...... You think too much......"

"Don't worry, are you full?" Li Guo touched Mo Chou's hair: "Rest for a while, wait for the bird to finish reading this." ”

Mo Chou sighed, then glanced back and forth on the menu, and then pointed to the menu with his finger: "Little Er, add another one." ”

Boss: "Girl...... Come back next time, you'll die if you eat it again......"

The corners of Li Guo's mouth twitched a few times, and he nodded at the boss: "Give her ......"

"But ......" the boss's face was extremely ugly: "You have to say it first...... If something happens, I'm not responsible. ”

Li Guo gritted his teeth and nodded: "Okay!" ”

It seems that I am a little sick because of the change of seasons during this time...... Slightly ill.

As an otaku, I want to ...... I'm really dying. Please be sure to take care of your body, otherwise when you can't even move the little handsome guy, it's called sadness.

(To be continued)