Wushuang, whose full name is Xie Wushuang, is the third of us, one year younger than me and Ah Po.

He is now a body sculpting instructor at a bodybuilding center with a female surname.

Women, about 50% of the world's population (so why are there more singles than widows?). After the liberation of New China, a mysterious organization called the Women's Federation was established, and the demand for women to improve their status was everywhere, and remarkable results were achieved in the 80s of the last century, and the phenomenon of strict wife control was popularized, and a large number of excellent film and television works reflecting this theme were created during the same period, including "Women Are Not the Moon", "Women Who Waded Through the Man River", "Fence, Women and Dogs", ...... The last work with the surname of deterrence is "Women's SWAT Team"!

By the beginning of this century, the pursuit of women compatriots had reached a higher level, and their energy had shifted from family domination to the improvement of their own self-cultivation, and they all came out of the department store and went to the gym.

But now it has been made very bad by stick movies, and women, especially young women, regard savagery as beauty, so they go to the gym not to work out but to learn how to abuse people, in the past they split forks, one foot on the ground, and the other foot on the ground; But now they like to have one foot on the ground and the other on the man's head, and they have to wear a skirt to go naked.

If you want to say that they are going to practice self-defense, I don't believe it anyway, because we all know that women's self-defense actually has only one move, that is, one foot on the ground, and the other foot flies into the man's crotch. Men also have times when they are vulnerable, Shaolin has become the supreme martial arts since he had the Iron Crotch Gong, which is not without basis.

Therefore, Wushuang not only has to teach bodybuilding - basically no one dances this thing anymore, the most important thing is to teach those women and girls taekwondo, judo, and aikido...... Of course, sometimes they are also taught how to attack a man's crotch.

The BMW girl who sent him back was one of his students.

Wushuang had already walked in at this time, and looked at the room full of people frowning and asking us, "What is this for?" ”

Ah Po shouted: "Wushuang, why haven't you seen this today?" ”

The three of us hugged our knees and laughed evilly.

Wushuang ignored us, and when he learned that he was getting the set-top box, he asked the three of us, "Did we get it?" ”

Ah Po said: "Ouch, by the way, I'll go get the household registration book and ID card." ”

At this time, the people on the TV station saw that it was dark and had to pack up their things and go back, while shouting: "I got off work today, and those who didn't get it will come back tomorrow." ”

Wushuang tapped lightly on the table and said, "Trouble you, I'll get the set-top box." ”

The young female staff member put away the paper and pen and said impatiently: "Don't you have long ears, ...... get off work today" As soon as she looked up, Leng Ding was stunned, and then we saw that her face was flushed pink as if she had been slapped twice by someone, and she changed her tone and said gently, "...... Oh, okay, please give me your hukou and ID card, okay? ”

Wushuang smiled slightly, revealing his white teeth, and said, "I didn't bring it with me, I'll take the things first, how about sending them to you later?" ”

The girl from the TV station looked at the peerless, felt the feeling of the other party's breeze, was speechless, and said in a panic after a long time: "Oh, okay, you can give it to me tomorrow, anyway, I'll come tomorrow ......"

Ah Po, who had just walked to the door, was stunned and said, "Damn, don't you want it with his words?" ”

Wushuang took the box from her hand, glanced at it and asked very casually, "How many units can I receive after installing this thing?" ”

The girl held her cheeks in her hand and explained seriously and responsibly: "Central one, two, three, four...... 12 stations, education station, Yanjing 1, 2, 3, Yanjing Satellite TV...... Henan Taiwan, Hebei Taiwan, Jiangsu Taiwan...... can be received. ”

After smoking a cigarette, I said to Ah Po: "It's hard for a girl to be able to memorize all 34 provinces, municipalities and autonomous regions in China!" ”

Wushuang didn't dare to speak easily, and the girl didn't let go of the handsome guys in order to watch more: "There are still many paid programs that you have to pay to watch." ”

Ah Po put his arm around the girl's shoulders and said, "Eh, if we let this brother invite you to dinner, can you take care of and secretly open these programs for us?" ”

The girl blushed: "This is not in our hands, but there is not much money...... Saying that, the girl glanced at Wushuang with her eyes, and Ah Po said: "Then I will ask him to take the money to invite you to dinner, and you will help us pay all the fees for these stations - foreign stations can receive them, right?" I love watching the presidential election in the United States and the Chengren Cinema ......."

Wushuang glared at him, said "You're really boring" and floated away.

The girl's eyes were tangible and qualitative, and she followed Wushuang two corners, and then she was stunned, and finally asked Ah Po with a red face: "Is he your friend?" ”

Ah Po was decisive and resolute: "We don't know him." ”

The girl was about to express the sadness of a young girl, and the two TV stations next to her were anxious: "Who do we ask for money for the two set-top boxes that kid took?" ”

…… I paid for the set-top box, and promised the girl that she would ask her parents to send her ID card tomorrow, and then we got off work with the TV station.

As soon as we came out, a middle-aged man stopped us, carried a large suitcase and said, "Mr. He, I am Mr. Lu's driver, and he asked me to give you this box." ”

I looked down and wondered, "This is?" ”

"This is 2 million, so it is cash for your convenience, and the other part of Mr. Lu is handling it, and you also know that there are certain procedures for funds over 10 million."

I quickly reached out and took it, almost flashing my arm, I didn't expect 2 million to be so heavy.

The driver put a key in my hand again, pointed to the Santana behind him and said, "Mr. Lu said that this car was also given to you - it was given for free, and he said that he knew that you were not rare, so I would temporarily make you a means of transportation." ”

After saying this, the driver simply took a taxi and left.

I laughed and said, "That's interesting, the money comes with a trolley." I saw that there was no one left and right, and I couldn't resist the temptation, so I wanted to open the box to take a look, Xiaohui suddenly said nervously: "Don't move yet!" ”

I looked up at her.

"I always feel that there is a problem here, just send money, and leave the car here, according to a person of Lu Weimin's level, even if you want to show goodwill, it won't be so inexplicable, right?"

I was moved, "Then what do you mean?" ”

Xiaohui bit her lip and didn't speak, obviously thinking.

Ah Po was shocked and said, "Xiaohui is right, what if there is a bomb in the box?" Think about it, 100 million is not a decimal number, Lu Weimin wants to repay the account and is afraid that we will make trouble for him, so the surname Suo will make a bomb and give us a hundred. ”

I said depressedly, "Not really."

Xiaohui shook her head lightly and said: "It's not that simple, there is something strange in it, I can't figure it out for a while, but what Ah Po said is not impossible." ”

"If it's a bomb......" I slammed the box into Ah Po's arms: "Then you open it!" ”

Xiaohui looked at Ah Po and nodded solemnly: "That's the only way to do it." ”

Ah Po muttered: "I'll open it, I'll open it—but I'll talk about it, if you really up everywhere in a while, you two will have to pick up my calves and heads, and don't want them anywhere else, I like my calves and heads now." ”

Although they are both demons, Xiaohui and I are still cold.

Ah Po waved his hand at us: "You two stand back." ”

I pulled Xiaohui and ran back, and Ah Po was still shouting: "Go back!" ”

As I continued to walk back, I asked Xiaohui, "Isn't that almost enough?" ”

Xiaohui said: "If it's a high explosion, it's useless to get out of this street, you are ready to let time stop, and run quickly if the situation is not right." ”

"I ......" I also wanted to say something about the majestic mountains and rivers will never live alone, please rest assured of the organization, and I saw that the old man over there had already opened the box, and he held two boards of RMB high and shouted at us: "Don't run, it's money!" ”

…… The three of us went upstairs and Xiaohui wondered: "It's really strange, it doesn't make sense logically, and criminal psychology and trace science can't explain it, why did Lu Weimin give us a car?" ”

I said helplessly: "Don't think about it, go to you or us first?" ”

The four of us all live on the third floor, but we rent rooms separately, Ah Po and I are in the east side, and Xiaohui and Wushuang are in the west, because ordinary units can't accommodate four people. That's why I asked.

Xiaohui would have opened the door between her and Wushuang and said, "Let Wushuang also know about the thrill we just had." ”

After entering, Wushuang was fiddling with the set-top box in the living room, and it seemed that it was almost ready, he pointed to the other box and said to me, "This is your side." He glanced at the box in Ah Po's hand and asked, "What's that?" ”

Ah Po poured a box of money on the sofa, and Fang Dundun's bundles of money rolled everywhere.

Wushuang suddenly straightened his waist: "Where did you get so much money?" ”

A Po said: "We have bought out you to a 300-pound woman who grows sugarcane in Ukraine according to the number of times, and you have to make sure that she is pregnant with a child within half a year, and the price is calculated according to the first-class writer in China." ”

Wushuang smiled and asked, "What about the specifics?" ”

"They are a thousand words and a thousand dollars, and you are a thousand times a thousand dollars......"

Before the words fell, Wushuang jumped on Ah Po's body, pinching his neck desperately, but Ah Po let him pinch him without care, rubbing hard against the wall, rubbing Wushuang so much that he kept screaming.

Xiaohui and I simply sorted out the money, poured a cup of tea and sat on the sofa, I said, "Continue to discuss how to spend this 100 million?" ”

"According to what I said in the afternoon, the house supermarket will buy it first, and these are all necessities."

This will Wushuang has pinched Ah Po's neck like an hourglass, and he has been rubbed like a leper cat after picking out hundreds of bald dogs, and he shouted on Ah Po's shoulder: "If you don't fight, you won't fight - what 100 million?" ”

Ah Po threw him aside, rubbed his neck and said, "Didn't I already tell you, we have sold you to the female bigwigs, 2 million each, and we sold you 50 times......"

I told Wushuang the general story, and then said, "Let's talk about it, what are your plans, do you want to get rid of it or make a long-term investment?" ”

Ah Po preemptively said: "A hundred million yes, but not young and old, what do you want to do so much, let's go to the Maldives and Egypt first, then go to New York and Paris, if you want to find excitement, go to the Amazon and African jungles to hunt!" ”

We all looked at him and didn't speak.

Ah Po said: "Don't want to go that far? Then take a walk in China, Jiuzhaigou, Shanghai, Shennongjia...... Anyway, the meaning is pretty much the same. ”

We look at him and don't speak.

Ah Po spread his hands and said: "You don't have to be so faceless, do you want to go around the city?" People's Park, department stores, and finally to Monkey Mountain? ”

I was the first to raise my hand: "I agree with this." ”

Xiaohui smiled and said, "I have a proposal - we will leave a sum of money that is enough to cover living expenses, and donate the rest to the school." ”

We all felt a slight shock, and everyone understood that the school that Xiaohui was talking about was specifically referring to the orphanage where we grew up.

Seeing that no one spoke, I was the first to speak: "Actually, I have thought about it for a long time......

Ah Po happily put aside his travel plans and simply said, "I agree." ”

Wushuang said: "I don't have an opinion, but I want a car." ”

Ah Shuli smiled: "What do you want to do in the car, I am sent by beautiful women who change tricks every day, and I have never seen you walk back." ”

Wushuang said firmly: "So I want a car." ”

I threw the key that the driver had given me at him: "I have one in front of my office, go check it out." ”

Wushuang's eyes lit up and said, "What car?" ”

"You'll know when you go."

Wushuang ran down with a smoke.

I said to Ah Po: "I owe you a trip, and we will go together when I have my annual leave." ”

Ah Po slapped his forehead: "Oh my God, does the director of the neighborhood committee have annual leave?" ”

I said, "Then wait until I change my term." ”

“…… You think you're the president of the United States, and you're going to change your term! ”

Xiaohui smiled: "Ah Yi, if you are the president of the United States, you have to wait another year - he and Obama basically came to power at the same time." ”

I contemplated and said, "Actually, if you want to find excitement, it's best not to go anywhere, just wait for those descendants of the Protoss to come to you." ”

Without waiting for Ah Po to say anything, Wushuang ran upstairs, and as soon as he entered the door, he jumped and said: "Santana is okay, but who carved the '1+1=' on the butt of the car?" ”

The other three of us looked at each other, and suddenly laughed at the same time, Xiao Huile said: "No wonder that car Lu Weimin doesn't want it!" ”

Needless to say, Lao Lu's car stopped on Wangfu Street for a while, and he didn't know which unlucky child was harmed, but he naturally didn't care about a broken mulberry, and he didn't bother to repair it, so he threw it at us.

Wushuang's face was churning all over the world, and finally he took a change cone and was about to run down, I wondered: "Why are you going?" ”

Wushuang stomped his feet: "I'll go and add that '2'!" Don't you know our kids? If I don't do it first, I won't be able to give me many answers until tomorrow! ”

We were all so happy, Ah Po shouted at the door at Wushuang, who had already descended a staircase: "Don't forget to tick at the end!" ”

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--------Partition---------

50 2 million is 100 million, right?

-------- divided and divided-----

1+1 equals 2, right?

------- also divide and receive------

It's two chapters slower than planned.,I originally came up with a big match (role) today......

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