Wushuang wants a car, just to avoid the embarrassment of being sent by a female student every day. Needless to say, his students were not only young and beautiful, but also very wealthy, and working-class people could not afford to go to a high-end fitness club.

So every day after class, there are a group of mm people who drive all kinds of beautiful cars in the parking lot waiting to send Wushuang, for which they are often jealous, if one is taekwondo three and the other is four dan, it will be easy to do, according to the level to get the right to speak. But if one is a taekwondo third dan, and the other is a judo black belt or aikido player, it is inevitable that there will be a competition, so the ones who are qualified to send Musou home are basically strong......

And the girls who go to learn these things are generally forward-thinking, aggressive groups, who regard secular prejudice as a piece of—since men can chase three streets for beautiful women, they can fight for beautiful men, without blushing, and with righteousness.

Wangfu Street is far away from Wushuang's fitness room, and you can't expect a man like Wushuang to pull the wind every day to keep a personal leather bag and ride a permanent 28 to work, and no one is willing to let him squeeze in a bunch of sluggish and dejected crowds waiting for the bus, so it is normal to be driven away, and it is even more embarrassing to push and resist, so poor Wushuang has to deal with all kinds of girls on the way home every day, some are graceful and affectionate, and some are bold and straightforward, There is even the wild and unruly one who drove the car directly to the wilderness - in the end, this kind of Wushuang had to use his professional quality to subdue and then appease him, but fortunately, no matter how wild the woman was, no one was willing to kick his crotch, so Wushuang was so far Bing Qingyujie unharmed.

So with this car Wushuang is very happy, although it does not match his aura at all, and someone carved a math problem on his buttocks, Wushuang still cherishes it and scrubs it again, so that the newly engraved "2" shines brightly in the sunset.

When Wushuang went upstairs, he didn't know who he was talking to on the phone, so he entered the house, covered the phone with his hand and whispered to us, "It's the landlord, I want rent." ”

Xiaohui also whispered: "Tell him about buying property rights." ”

Wushuang said: "Boss Zhou, do you think you are interested in someone who wants to buy your house?" ”

The other party said happily: "Okay, how much money does he pay?" ”

"I'll let him tell you directly." Musou handed me the phone.

I took it and said happily, "Hello Boss Zhou." ”

"You want to buy my house?" Boss Zhou said dryly.

The person who rented a house for Wushuang and Xiaohui was called Zhou Yi, not a local, it is said that he was a gambling king who was active in Macau in the early years, with a net worth of more than 100 million, such a person does not know how lard blinded his heart, a few years ago, when everyone was speculating in the house, he also bought a suite on Wangfu Street with the crowd, but soon left behind, we rented his house through an intermediary, I heard that he has been developing in Guangdong over the years, but we have never seen this person, and the money is on a fixed card.

In this place of Wangfu Street, ordinary people (kinds) he can't stay, so Zhou Yi's house is rarely interested, and there is no one who can rent it, often pay three months of money and would rather live for only half a month and flee in a hurry, Zhou Yi is in the field, and he doesn't care about this money, so he doesn't have a general understanding of Wangfu Street, until Wushuang They rented his room This is considered to be temporarily stable, the reason why he called, probably received a reminder from the intermediary - every time we should pay the rent, the intermediary will notify him first.

Zhou Yi asked me, "How much money are you going to pay?" ”

I said: "According to the market in the past few years, I will give you 300,000 yuan for your 89-square-meter house." ”

Zhou Yi dragged Hong Kong and Taiwan and said: "Oh, how do I know the market over there, you be happy, so-so add 50,000 yuan, I will call the intermediary to handle the procedures." ”

My heart is cold, this old guy doesn't know the market, according to the price he offered, combined with the current house trend, the error does not exceed 3,000 yuan......

I cut with him for a long time, this old boy was stunned and didn't let go, which made me hate and angry in the end, and when I was about to compromise immediately, Xiaohui suddenly grabbed the phone and said softly: "Boss Zhou, you don't care about this money because you are rich, but for us ordinary people, 50,000 yuan will earn more than a year, and besides, are you willing to delay your time every time for this money in the poor mountains, why don't you ask for your surname and sell it to a big place for development?" ”

Zhou Yi paused for a moment and said helplessly: "Forget it, you can just add another 120,000 as a lottery head, and I should drink morning tea one less time." ”

Xiaohui smiled and said, "The 310,000, that's it?" ”

"It's good that the money is on the card from before, and I'll notify the agent."

After hanging up the phone, Xiaohui saw me looking at her with incredible admiration, and smiled faintly: "This is called a heart-attacking tactic, you will die if you compliment him a few words?" ”

Ah Po said: "It's done here, so what should we do over there?" ”

Xiaohui frowned and said: "The landlord over there is Mr. Liu, he himself is a person in this street, this is in a hurry, if you want to take him down, you need to think long-term." ”

As a result, Cao Ying Cao Ying arrived, and a middle-aged man stood at our open door, knocked politely and said, "Oh, Director Xiao He is wow?" ”

I hurriedly stood up to greet me: "Yo, Mr. Liu, you are here, come in and sit." At the same time, I wondered in my heart, in addition to collecting rent, this elementary school teacher Liu Siming usually never came to our door.

Teacher Liu walked in solemnly, nodded to everyone, and then went to the TV to look at it a few times, scratched his head and said: "Director Xiao He, wow, the set-top box of the TV in Ala's house is installed now, but there is no channel, Nong go and help take a look, okay?" ”

I just wanted to move, but Ah Po held me down and said to Teacher Liu, "I'll go with you." ”

Teacher Liu thanked him for his kindness, and said goodbye to everyone in detail, and then took the lead downstairs, Ah Po threw a smug look at us and said, "Don't worry, see how I take him." ”

Xiaohui instructed: "To deal with Shanghai men, you have to ......"

Ah Poyi waved his hand: "I know what to do!" ”

……

Half an hour later, Ah Po came back, looking a little confused, and we asked together, "Didn't negotiate?" ”

Ah Po said depressedly: "The negotiation is completed, but it is 10,000 yuan more expensive than the normal market - he has to sell it for 360,000 yuan." ”

Xiaohui was surprised: "What did you tell him?" ”

"Just like you, I went and didn't say anything about praising his house first, and then praising him and his wife, and then talking about buying a house."

"And then?"

And then ...... He said that if he wanted to buy it, it would be okay, 360,000 yuan, and not a single child would be lost. Ah Po scratched his head vigorously and said, "What's the problem?" ”

Xiaohui sighed: "The problem is - if you want to do business with Shanghainese, you must first belittle his things, so that you can lower the price, you helped him boast for a long time, why didn't he raise your price?" ”

Ah Po said angrily: "Then I'll go back and belittle him!" ”

Wushuang sneered: "It's late, Shanghai man is careful, you annoy him and won't sell it to you for 370,000." ”

Ah Po said angrily: "Why is this person so difficult to deal with? ”

I smiled and said: "Forget it, Lao Liu has been cultivated on Wangfu Street for so many years, and in the end, he is kind enough to hack you for 10,000, what happened to his TV?" ”

Ah Po said: "I helped him check it, and finally found that his set-top box switch was not turned on." Speaking of this, Ah Po said indignantly, "But I didn't tell him in the end, who let him raise my price!" ”

We: "......"

Xiaohui took out a cooking book and said, "Anyway, today is a happy event, I will cook it myself to celebrate." She threw the book in front of us and said, "Tell me what you want to eat, and I'll learn and make it." ”

Wushuang took it and casually flipped through a few pages and said: "These are all recipes for five-star hotels, have you made it for someone who doesn't even know how to use gas?" ”

Xiaohui took out another book and said, "You look at the dishes first, and I'll learn from it." "We all sweated when we saw the title of the book: "Tips for the Application of Household Appliances", she is really learning!

Wushuang casually ordered a chestnut chicken, and Xiaohui said while reading the book: "Whoever orders what dish will go down and buy the raw materials by himself in a while." ”

Ah Po hurriedly said: "Then I also want a chestnut chicken, so Xiaohui will save trouble, right?" ”

Wushuang rarely agreed: "Then I'll buy chestnuts and you will buy chickens." Then the two of them looked at me together, "Boss, what do you order?" ”

I laughed and said, "I'll order Kung Pao Chicken - you two can just buy some Kung Pao." ”

Xiaohui burst out: "Get out and buy groceries!" ”

……

So the three of us, all over 1.8 meters tall, went to the vegetable market and only bought things from the stalls of young female stall owners, because that would put Wushuang on the front line.

…… We carried something that weighed 2.5 times the price of others to buy, and walked on the way home tiredly, Ah Po said: "In the future, Xiaohui will cook, and Wushuang will be responsible for buying vegetables." ”

Wushuang wiped his hands expressionlessly, and when he was buying beef just now, he was touched twice by the female stall owner, and he said, "I'd rather die!" ”

Ah Po couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed and said, "People didn't touch you in vain, and they gave you half a cow's tongue." ”

Wushuang said calmly: "This matter should actually be done by the boss, anyway, he has time." ”

I suddenly shouted, "Don't pull me, don't you see those vegetable sellers with black faces when they see me?" It's almost like He Anyi and the dog are not allowed to enter, and they used to help Aunt Meng quarrel. ”

Ah Po said in horror: "You say that Xiaohui can't be addicted, let's buy vegetables every day, right?" ”

Wushuang frowned: "Can you say something auspicious?" ”

……

Dinner was really cooked by Xiaohui alone, and it really started with learning to use gas, and she had just finished reading the recipe when we came back.

Then I saw that she started with her hands and feet neatly and methodically, what she did first and then what she did meticulously, like a skilled surgeon performing surgery, and after a while, the table was full of all kinds of dishes, Xiaohui made the last dish, threw away her apron, wiped her hands with a tissue and sat down: "Start eating, try the craftsmanship in this book." ”

We moved our chopsticks one after another, and then looked at each other and nodded slightly, unexpectedly Xiaohui's first thing was actually decent, that is, the knife skills of some dishes were not good enough.

Xiaohui said naturally: "The book only writes how to do it, not how to cut it, so it looks ugly, so make do with it." ”

Ah Po said: "It's not that I praise you, if you learn to carve flowers or something, you can completely become a chef." ”

Xiao Hui smiled: "You have to figure it out, these things were originally made by those chefs - as long as they are written in the book, I have done it 100%. ”

I laughed and said, "Books are only really useful when they are in Xiaohui's hands." ”

Xiaohui regretted: "It's a pity that our place is too small, otherwise I really want to move the library to my home, and then I can read any book I need." ”

Ah Po suddenly said: "Isn't that why you go to the library to get a library card?" ”

We all looked at him and didn't speak......

Ah Po was stared at by us and said, "What did I say wrong?" ”

Wushuang sighed: "Ah Po is not stupid sometimes, this is called a wise man's thousand thoughts, and there must be a mistake." ”

Po: "What did I lose?" ”

Xiaohui said: "The sentence behind him is about me." ”

I smiled and said, "Don't be poor, come, celebrate that we have our own house." ”

The three of us picked up the white wine, and Xiaohui also took a glass of red wine and drank it all.

Xiaohui said: "You eat vegetables, the same dishes are different and the methods on the books are different, and there will be a chance to buy those books back and try them in the future to see which one is more delicious." ”

Wushuang hurriedly said, "As long as you don't let me buy vegetables." ”

Ah Po: "That's not good, who let the vegetable sellers all be women?" ”

Wushuang: "Then I won't go." ”

Ah Po: "Then what else do you say you can do - I've never seen you like this, hey, just because you're handsome, you dare to say that you're a demon, it's really not enough to be ashamed...... Lose the demon! ”

I looked at the three siblings in front of me, and my heart was at peace.

Ah Po is a painless, powerful freak, and any part of his body can be pinched like plasticine, or simply grow a new one, as far as the current world system is concerned, Ah Po seems to never die, Ah Po feels that this is quite boring, there is no suspense at all, he wants to know what pain is like, and he wants to know what death is like, so he is only interested in things that have an ending - open a book or watch a movie, Ah Po goes directly to see the end first, If the protagonist dies at the end, he will be elated for a long time, thinking that it is called a good ending.

Wushuang is really handsome, but he has no other special strength, Liu Lao Liu said that he was one of the four main demons after Ah Po often felt unfair, Wushuang himself felt quite innocent, he didn't want to be a demon, and he responded to that sentence on him: handsome and inextricable!

Xiaohui is beautiful and mature, many times like the sister of Wushuang and Ah Po, with extraordinary wisdom, she has a kind of invincible momentum in doing things, Ah Po often sits opposite Xiaohui while admiring and sighing: "Such a good girl, how can you say that you can throw it away?" "Xiaohui won't be angry with him, the four of us can't make any jokes.

We just "chatted" while eating, and after a while, a bottle of liquor was at the bottom, and Ah Po got up and said, "I'll go over there and get it." "The wine is all on my side and Apo.

Xiaohui suddenly said: "Since the houses on both sides have been bought by us, why do we have to divide this side and that?" ”

I said, "What do you mean?" ”

Wushuang said excitedly: "Why don't we make two rooms into one?" ”

Xiaohui covered her mouth and chuckled: "After the two 89-square-meter rooms are opened, they will be bigger than 180." "She's so good at math.

Four people, eight eyes lit up at the same time......

The house we live in is two inverted "L" shapes, separated by a wall, and the house is the same layout, with bedrooms on either side of the wall. The house is a three-bedroom apartment, and we only have two people on each side, so the bedroom in the middle is abandoned, and at only 89 square meters, the third bedroom also cramps the other two bedrooms, so we call the place where we live "floor" instead of a suite.

Now we can't afford to eat, and when we come to our imaginary enemy, Ah Po is eager to try: "Tear it down? ”

I looked at it and said, "You can't tear it all down, it's a load-bearing wall, leave some points on both sides, and just remove a place the size of a sliding door in the middle." Then I drew a rough box on it and said, "That's it." ”

Wushuang said: "Let's go buy a hammer tomorrow and do it again." ”

"What hammer to buy?" Ah Po kicked up, and the dust in front of us was suddenly flying, Ah Po continued to make persistent efforts, more than a dozen feet passed, and the middle of the wall was already recessed, Ah Po took a few steps back, ran violently and then took off into the air and hit his whole body-

With a "boom", Ah Po fell into the dust with the pile of broken bricks, and when he got up again, he was already on our side......

In this way, as Xiaohui said, two three-bedroom houses of 89 square meters have become a four-bedroom villa of more than 180 square meters - its two wings are exactly the same: two bedrooms, a toilet, a kitchen, and a small living room. This is called symmetrical aesthetics in architecture, and the folk saying is called disaster, and according to the tone of the old people, it is - create evil!

Xiao Hui ignored the dusty and said excitedly: "In the future, this will be our activity center, our big living room and chess and card room!" ”

I looked at this and touched that, and suddenly said leisurely: "Then in the future, will we count this as one household or two households for health fees?" ”

Ah Po patted the soil on his body and said, "You still can't tell Teacher Liu about this, right?" What to do with these bricks? ”

Xiaohui pointed to the corner of our "big living room" and said, "You build me a kennel here." ”

At first, Ah Po thought she was joking, but Xiaohui said, "You have to top the spiky kind - just like Broto in Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse." ”

Ah Po was surprised: "Are you serious? ”

As the director of the neighborhood committee, I did not forget the ordinance and said, "We are not allowed to have dogs!" ”

Xiaohui crossed her hands on her chest, revealing the innocent look of a little girl and said, "It's good to make decorations." ”

“…… Using a kennel as an ornament? ”

Xiaohui was dissatisfied: "What's the matter, isn't it the same as building a fireplace in a rich man's house for decoration?" ”

Wushuang, who had been silent, suddenly said a little happily: "Fortunately, we live on the same floor, if one is on the third floor and the other is on the fourth floor, you won't smash the floor slab and make it into a split-level small bungalow?" ”

Ah Po said while building a kennel: "What you said has to be one on the east of the third floor and one on the west of the fourth floor, if they are both on one side, what will happen if the floor slabs are demolished?" ”

I thought for a moment and said, "Then, you demons!" ”

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What a peaceful life, but unfortunately it didn't last long, demons are demons, they have to do something

You say, do you want them to bully the underworld or the mafia first......

Although everyone is already fully supporting, I still ask for a ticket: )))))))))

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