The kennel was later covered by Ah Po and became extremely ugly, and whoever saw it immediately said, "What is this building, it looks like a kennel." ”……

That night, we were busy for most of the night, first cleaning up the broken bricks, and then Xiaohui began to plan: this is a mural, that is a circle of sofas, head high, one hand on the waist to point to the country, to try to compete with the decoration company. Ah Po took a pen and paper and followed her busily to record,

The two inverted "L" shaped rooms have now become one and a half "mouth", the living room has also become a ring shape, and the balconies were originally next to each other, but now they are naturally connected.

Just the difference of one wall, our living environment has a world of difference, let's just say that it is still a bit simple, and the pattern has a luxurious momentum.

It's no wonder that the Monopoly Lisun Xiaomei shouts excitedly every time he connects two pieces of scattered land into a building: "I like big houses!" "I'm excited to bring this experience to the whole country.

The next morning, Ah Po was wrung out of the quilt by Xiaohui to buy furniture and decoration paint, Ah Po opened his eyes and saw Xiaohui standing in front of the bed, the quilt was wide open, and he hurriedly covered his crotch and sent a disciple to shout: "How did you come in?" ”……

Xiaohui's task today is to negotiate with the supermarket owner to take down the store, the supermarket she works for is not old, the boss is not from the street, and he also bought the property on Wangfu Street in the early years of blind expansion, and he struggles between profitability and unprofit all the year round, this place is like chicken ribs to him. Therefore, Xiaohui seems confident and ambitious.

Because Wushuang didn't have to work in the morning, he proposed to use the car to send Xiaohui, but when he got downstairs, he found that the three words "why" were engraved on the back overnight, and it became the Goldbach conjecture of "why 1+1=2" when they were connected, which is probably not done by children.

And I, in the early morning sunshine, shook my arms and walked to the office, my office is the door of a small district from the residence, there is a community on both sides of Wangfu Street, the street is full of bottom stores, Xiaohui's supermarket is also very close to me. Because it is an old-style community, so there is no community management committee, our neighborhood committee is dominant, the environment in the community is also good, there are also low bushes and green belts, the gravel road is dotted into the street, I walk on this road, squinting my eyes, all the way to the people who greet me nod, greetings, the old man and the old lady who exercises in the morning carry the birdcage and carry the sword, and the young man who wants to go to work hurriedly carries a fritter to squeeze the bus - this is called life! I think that a demon can only achieve positive results by cultivating in such an environment, can you know why 1 plus 1 equals 2 when you go deep in the mountains and old forests?

At noon, the good news came: Xiaohui bought the supermarket on my right hand at a low price of less than 500,000 yuan, and even the right to operate the real estate, and since then, the four of us have been its bosses.

I went out with my hands behind my back and walked around the door of the supermarket, and experienced the feeling of the big landlord's confidence, Aunt Meng suddenly ran over to me and said, "Director Xiaohe, when will your supermarket open, I will wait for soy sauce at noon." ”

I was dumbfounded and said, "You...... You know all about it? ”

Aunt Meng said indifferently: "Hey, what's not to know about this, aren't you all driving that Wushuang together?" ”

"...... "I sweat on my forehead, Aunt Meng's reconnaissance ability is second only to Zhuge Liang and 007!"

I didn't want to hide about the house and the car, and I couldn't hide this kind of thing, but the supermarket was too supernatural.

Fortunately, Aunt Meng didn't ask in detail - there is such a benefit for those who have engaged in administrative work, they know a lot, but they rarely ask, and they want to ask: "Director Xiao He, when will you open your new business, I can wait to eat soy sauce." ”

I said in my heart that it was the first time I had seen a soy sauce party at such an age.

There is no commissary on Wangfu Street, so the local residents basically rely on this small supermarket for oil and jealousy, which is also the reason why it can be maintained.

I patted my chest and said: "I will be able to open it tomorrow, you can rest assured, as long as you buy something in the future, it will be at cost price, and people in our street will buy it at a 9% discount year-on-year." ”

"Really?"

"Of course!"

Aunt Meng nodded vigorously and said with relief: "I have long said that Director Xiao He can do it!" Well, then I'll eat sweet and sour fish at noon. Saying that, Aunt Meng relayed the good news to her neighbors. I realized later that she was waiting for me to open and buy soy sauce.

The people of Wangfu Street have an advantage, that is, no matter how you get your money, as long as you can let them take advantage of it, they will definitely unanimously support you. So as soon as my preferential policy was introduced, everyone rushed to tell each other to celebrate each other, in fact, 9% off and not much money, a dollar of soy sauce sells for 9 cents, and buying 100 bags only accounts for 10 yuan cheap, who can eat 100 bags of soy sauce a month - the white lady was originally doing good deeds in the township with this mentality, but in the end Fahai saw through the demon body.

At noon, I put the opening plan on the schedule, and I said to Xiaohui: "When are you going to open the door, the whole street is holding back to buy soy sauce, you have to delay a few days for them to eat salty salt and not soy sauce, don't all change Yanba Huzi." ”

Xiaohui said: "We have to hire a cashier first, and we won't personally ask about these odd jobs in the future." ”

Ah Po raised his hand and said, "I agree." ”

I said, "Is it too late to recruit now, I promised Aunt Meng to open tomorrow." ”

Xiaohui said: "I went to print a few advertisements, and Wushuang asked him to paste them all the way when he went to work in the afternoon." ”

Wushuang lifted his ancient Greek heroic face and shouted, "No, I'm going to put up small advertisements for you like this?" ”

I said disdainfully: "Your Goldbach car is all on, is it a shame to put up small advertisements?" ”

Wushuang complained: "Just post it this time, if it doesn't work, you can find another way." ”

…… As a result, Wushuang's worries were in vain, and the effect was surprisingly good, and after the advertisement was posted, we received an endless stream of phone calls in the evening, and many of them applied for diplomas and colleges, and even two master's and doctoral students in a row - it can be seen how tight the current job market is.

Faced with such a situation, Xiaohui decided to conduct an interview first, and the time was scheduled for 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, and the location was in the supermarket.

Ah Po asked, "Who will interview tomorrow?" ”

I said, "Xiaohui just go." ”

Ah Po shouted: "Why, I have also thought about the addiction of mastering the power of life and death - I said should we set up a jury, and then each judge will score to decide whether the contestants will stay or not?" ”

Wushuang glared at him: "Is there a repechage match?" You've seen too much Supergirl, right? ”

Ah Po snorted: "Then don't go, just us." ”

Wushuang said: "Why don't I go, it's easy for me to dress like me and post small advertisements everywhere?" ”

……

Early the next morning, Ah Po moved two long tables and four chairs from my office and put them in the supermarket, and took four bottles of mineral water from the shelves and put them on the seats.

said that the interview started at 9 o'clock, and when we entered at 8:40, there were seven or eight people lined up outside the door, most of them were girls, and a few of them were quite beautiful......

After the interview officially began, a girl with a plateau red on her face was the first to come in, and when she saw our posture, she couldn't help but be startled, and she didn't dare to move when she stood opposite.

Xiaohui and Yan Yuese asked, "Are you here to apply for a cashier?" ”

Girl: "Yes......"

"Where's home?"

"Qinghai ......," the girl replied one by one.

Ah Po said impatiently: "Do you know how to read?" ”

Without saying a word, the girl took out a stack of certificates from her school bag, and the light on her face suddenly changed, and she said confidently: "I am a double doctorate - or I am a quasi-double doctorate, I have already obtained a degree in bridge design, and I am now studying nuclear physical engineering." ”

The four of us looked at each other, only to feel the thunder in the sky, Ah Po was condescending, wiping cold sweat and asking, "Then what do you ask of us?" ”

The girl said in one breath: "Take care of food and housing, and give a few pocket money every month - but five insurances and one housing fund must be paid, and when I leave, you must give me a work certificate in the name of the enterprise unit, which may be used when studying business management in the future." ”

We: "......"

In the end, I sent the girl out, patted her on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Eat one bite at a time, this study is the same as finding a partner, don't be greedy too much......"

Girl: "I just eat one bite at a time." ”

“…… Yes, it's almost time to get up and take a stroll, and after you eat the pig-killing dish and the French meal, you will eat a running water mat that is not good for your stomach - I suggest you go to the construction site first to see if there is a suitable job, and use your knowledge of bridge design and nuclear physics to help build a house or tear down a building. ”

……

The second one who came in was a girl who looked rustic, Ah Po didn't dare to judge people by her appearance this time, and asked carefully: "What diploma do you have?" ”

Girl: "What do you mean by a diploma?" I don't know. ”

Me: "...... Do you know how to do four operations? ”

Girl: "What are the four arithmetic, I don't know." ”

I said patiently: "Then I'll give you a question, eggplant 7 cents 5 pounds, I bought 3 pounds and gave the vendor 2 yuan 5, he found me 2 cents, asked, how much money does he owe me?" ”

The girl looked at the sky and pinched her fingers for a long time: "1 mao 5, right?" ”

"Get out!"

……

The next few are either too wooden or too fine, the cashier's job is too stupid and cheap for others, too fine...... Also cheaper for others.

As soon as the next girl came in, she couldn't help but say that she danced a belly dance for us first, and her long eyelashes didn't know if it was true or not, anyway, it made people's hearts itch, and then the girl generously introduced herself, and flattered us three male judges: "Teachers, do you think I can do it?" ”

Ah Poxi smiled and said, "I think this is it!" ”

Xiaohui also seemed quite satisfied, and asked, "Do you know how to use a scanner?" ”

"Scanner?"

I picked up the supermarket scanner and showed it to her.

The girl was disappointed: "Isn't this recruiting actors?" ”

……

It was nearly noon, and there was no suitable one, and the four of us also felt impetuous, and the last girl timidly walked in at the door, bowed her head timidly, and said timidly, "I'm here to apply." ”

Wushuang, who had been silent all morning, finally asked a boring question in his generous baritone: "Have you done it before?" ”

When the girl heard this, she slowly raised her head, but she never answered.

Ah Po suddenly stabbed me hard: "Straight, straight!" ”

"What's straight?" I looked in his hand - and sure enough, it was straight.

The girl looked at Wushuang with straight eyes, completely forgetful, this is a very ordinary girl, with a thin body, wearing a floral skirt, small breasts and small buttocks, the calves are exposed white, and her hands are crossed in front of her lower abdomen, like a small plant in the wind. The posture is not outstanding, but it is not ugly, ordinary double eyelids, a little squinting, the bridge of the nose is straight, and the lips are thin.

Then she shook and shook like a plant, staring at her peerless and speechless.

The three of us have seen a lot of such a situation, and we can't help laughing, I coughed, and the girl was startled, and said at a loss: "Huh? ”

"Have you ever worked as a cashier before?"

"Oh, I haven't done it, but I can learn it."

Ah Po whispered to me: "This little girl doesn't look stupid, and she doesn't look tricky, except for a little nymphomaniac, I think it's quite suitable." ”

I said to them privately, "What do you think? ”

Xiaohui said: "What's your name?" ”

"Midori." It was still a timid voice, and his eyes didn't dare to look at Wushuang anymore.

"Little Green, what are your requirements, such as treatment?"

Xiao Lu lowered his head again: "The salary can be a little less, arrange a place for me to live." ”

"Is it okay to have a bungalow?" There are a lot of cheap bungalows in our community, and the extra spacious ones are only 18 yuan a month.

"Yes."

Xiaohui nodded slightly, and whispered to us, "What other questions do you have?" ”

Wushuang asked, "What are your specialties?" ”

Xiao Lu raised his head again: "Do you know how to sing?" ”

"Count, you can sing it."

Xiao Lu thought for a while and said, "Then I'll sing a song "The Sea" - you who slowly disappeared from the distant seaside, your originally blurred face gradually became clear, and you don't know where to start if you want to say something...... "I didn't expect this girl to speak shyly and timidly, but she sang unambiguously, but it was just ...... It's so ugly! Don't look at the words and can't hear it, but when you sing this song, you will find that her vocal cords seem to be twisted more than a dozen times so awkwardly, there is a sense of dumb and dumb and sha, at this time she has already sung the first high note: "If the sea can bring back the love I once had, let me wait for it all my life, if you are no longer nostalgic for the affectionate past."

Just let it drift away with the wind......"

We only felt as if hundreds of dustpans were standing up in our ears and scraping violently on the sand, trembling everywhere from the hair to the heels, as if we had been tilted from head to tail by hundreds of tons of ice slag in three or nine days......

Yes, we are demons, we have superpowers, we are powerful, but ...... We still can't stand this!

Ah Po can't die, he doesn't feel pain, but he has a sense of hearing; There is no problem in this world that can stump Xiaohui, and now there is one: how can this crazy girl stop her crazy singing? Wushuang, not to mention, in Apo's words, being handsome can be considered a demon, there is no reason!

As for me, spare me, do you think I'll stop time at this moment?

The four of us changed their expressions greatly, and at the same time slammed the mineral water bottle in our hands on the table: "Don't sing, don't sing!" ”

Xiao Lu was stunned: "What's wrong?" ”

…… After being silent for a long time, Wushuang said expressionlessly: "Being able to sing is an advantage, and singing is a disadvantage, but being able to sing to you so ugly is a characteristic!" ”

Midori glanced at Wushuang pitifully, then lowered her head again and stopped talking.

Although we were full of poison, the three of us still felt unbearable, and Ah Po gave Wushuang a punch and said, "Do you want to take the poisonous tongue route?" ”

Wushuang spread his hands: "But her singing is ugly!" ”

We nodded at the same time, asking, "What then?" ”

Xiaohui knocked on the table and said calmly, "But do we need her to sing?" ”……

So, Xiaohui is smarter than us!

Xiaohui looked at Xiaolu and said, "The monthly salary is 1,000 yuan, we will help you contact the residence now, is there a problem with going to work in the afternoon?" ”

Midori lowered her head and said timidly, "No problem." ”

……

I don't know why, when I think of Xiao Lu, I can't help but think of the "Old Disabled Travels", which mentions that there is a white girl, singing is lingering in the ears, and the next three months do not know the taste of meat, anyway, I think Xiao Lu has done it - after listening to her singing, I had nightmares for three days in a row, and after that, I didn't eat anything for a long time.

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Xiaohua said yesterday that there are two kitchens on one side???? This is to change, except for the bedroom is 2 rooms, the others are one.

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