Chen Xu and Wu Yu are brothers who grew up wearing a pair of pants, and when they were young, they often played together when they were fine, stayed up all night together, watched a movie together, went down to the river to catch fish and shrimp together, and pulled each other to carry the black pot when they were poor in exams or when they went home late. During the winter and summer vacations, the two basically lived together, and the parents of both sides were also very familiar - it sounds like childhood sweethearts, of course, if the word childhood sweethearts can be used on men, then they are really childhood sweethearts...... That's a bamboo horse.

This relationship has been maintained until high school, and men basically want to go out and fly when they grow up, plus the courses are relatively heavy in high school and there is no time to play, so they are not so eager. After going crazy to college for a summer vacation, Chen Xu was surrounded by beauties and couldn't pull away, and Wu Yu, this kid is also full of peach blossom luck, I heard that he hooked up with a senior sister soon after he came in.

In addition, Chen Xu went to the University of Technology last time to make a fuss, and even the vice president was beaten, which caused Zhu Wuxian to come to the door, although the two sides finally turned enemies into friends, but it can also be seen how Chen Xu is not treated by the cattle of the University of Technology - it is estimated that as soon as he goes to the University of Technology, I am afraid that he will have to set off a group fight, and a group of people will beat him together.

And Wu Yu, this kid also has no conscience, and after having a wife, he only cares about sweetness every day, so although the two are in the same city, except for the last incident of cutting the throat of the man, the most they can do is send a text message or chat a few words on the Internet - the friendship of men is very strange and understandable.

Hearing this kid suddenly say this, Chen Xu's heart trembled, and he couldn't help but think of a worst plan: "What's wrong?" You can't really add a little nephew to me, do you?! ”

Continuing from the previous words, like Chen Xu, their generation is a product of family planning, with only children in the majority, while there are few only children in the parents' generation, basically born with thousands of pets in one, there are parents holding grandparents and grandparents outside, as well as a bunch of uncles and uncles.

And Chen Xu and they have discussed, when their generation marries and has children, I am afraid that for the children of the next generation, the word "uncle" will become a polite surname, and uncle, hey, I am afraid that there are not many children in the next generation who can have uncles, maybe there will be children who don't even know what the word uncle means.

So like the relationship between Chen Xu and Wu Yu, he said that if he wanted to have a child in the future, he would recognize the other party as a godfather - of course, Chen Xu's iron buddy is not only Wu Yu, just when he got to college, he added three godfathers to his future son and daughter, so the word godfather is too overflowing, so he simply regarded his iron buddy as a buddy, and the older one was called uncle, and the younger one was called uncle.

And this uncle is not a polite surname, it means a real uncle, cousin.

Wu Yu is eight months older than Chen Xu, so it is natural for children to call Chen Xu uncle.

It's just that...... Got a baby?

Wu Yu cried over there: "Lao Chen, come to the provincial hospital quickly, I've been fucking depressed all night, I only dare to tell you about this, what should I do?!" ”

Chen Xu has never dealt with this kind of thing! He's still a man who hasn't been dealt with - a virgin for short! How does he know what to do? Hearing this, Chen Xu was also anxious, and couldn't help but scold: "You can't wear a condom if you say a dog!" ”

"I'm wearing a condom!" Wu Yu shouted over there: "But the problem is that Durex is not safe!" Don't chirp crookedly, okay, you can come over and have a glass of wine with Lao Tzu! ”

If it was in the past, Chen Xu would definitely say that you MB, drinking Mao's wine early in the morning, but now he just said wait for me, I will be there soon, and hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Gao Xiaojie looked at him strangely and said What's wrong? Who are you talking to about whether to wear a condom or not?

Chen Xu thought about it, and estimated that Wu Yu and his girlfriend were more depressed than Wu Yu at this time - she was pregnant! You must know that although the society is open enough, it is still a big problem for college students to get pregnant before marriage, I am afraid that she will not dare to tell people at this time, especially with people she knows, so she also needs a girl to comfort her at this time. So Chen Xu directly beckoned to stop a taxi team, Gao Xiaojie said: "A brother of mine has made his girlfriend's belly bigger, you come with me, and go to comfort and comfort other girls." ”

As soon as Gao Xiaojie heard this, he frowned and said, Damn, why don't you men have a good thing!

Chen Xu got into the car depressed and said, "Sister, okay, why am I not a good man?" I didn't an adult's belly! ”

Gao Xiaojie took a sip, but after thinking about it, she got into the car, sat next to Chen Xu and pinched his thigh, pinched Chen Xu crookedly, and then she said: "You want to do it, who will do it for you?!" ”

This was too rogue, the driver's face was red, and Chen Xu shrank in the corner and didn't dare to say anything - because Gao Xiaojie said what he wanted, he really wanted to do it...... The taxi quickly arrived at the provincial hospital, and after arriving, Wu Yu came out to pick him up after making a call, looking at Wu Yu's unkempt hair and haggard appearance, Chen Xu couldn't help but want to slap him twice - it's too irresponsible!

Wu Yu was stunned for a moment when he saw Gao Xiaojie, and Chen Xu explained: "This is Gao Xiaojie, you should know it." NND I thought my sister-in-law might not dare to tell others, so I brought her to help persuade her. ", then turned his head to look at Gao Xiaojie and said, "When you go in, you pretend to be my girlfriend?" Otherwise, I won't be able to explain. ”

Gao Xiaojie glanced at him, but thinking about the girl inside, he nodded angrily, and of course pinched Chen Xu again.

Wu Yu saw that Chen Xu was thinking so thoroughly, and patted Chen Xu twice, and he couldn't say anything at this time.

When I entered the ward, I saw a girl lying on the bed, her appearance was beautiful, and her appearance was medium, far inferior to Gao Xiaojie, Guan Yi and Zhan Jing, but her expression was also very haggard, and her eyes were a little dull.

Wu Yu whispered beside him: "Last night, she suddenly had a terrible stomachache, so I took her to the hospital to check, but I didn't expect it to be there, I didn't dare to let her go back now, so I had to open a ward first and listen to what the doctor said." ”

Chen Xu wants to scold you for treating the hospital as a hotel? Say open the room and open the room? But at this time, he couldn't scold anymore, and smiled at the girl on the hospital bed and said, "Sister-in-law is good." After speaking, he pulled Gao Xiaojie and walked forward with her.

Gao Xiaojie was taken advantage of by Chen Xu and wanted to hit the wall depressed, but she still knew how to measure herself, and she didn't make trouble at this time. Wu Yu hurriedly said beside him: "Jiaojiao, this is my good brother Chen Xu, who has played since I was a child, this is his girlfriend Gao Xiaojie, they did the Jin Yong group of heroes together, you should know." This is my girlfriend Wang Jiao. ”

Gao Xiaojie also said sweetly at this time that sister-in-law was good, and took out a packaged cake from the bag as if she was juggling, and sat next to Wang Jiao: "We came in too much hurry and didn't bring fruit, sister-in-law, you haven't eaten yet, try the cake I made." ”

Wang Jiao squeezed out a smile and said, "Thank you, I know you." But he took the cake but didn't eat it in his hand, looking a little confused.

Gao Xiaojie glanced at Chen Xu, Chen Xu hurriedly pulled Wu Yu out, and the woman's matter was left to the woman to solve, and he was responsible for solving the man's problem.

"How old are you?"

"Two months."

"MB, are you an idiot, or is it your wife...... Forget it, she didn't feel it when she didn't come? ”

"Which one?"

Chen Xu rolled his eyes and said, "Damn, auntie, the scientific name is menstruation, don't you know that women can't menstruate after they get pregnant?!" ”

Looking at Wu Yu's speechless expression, Chen Xu looked up to the sky and sighed: "The dog is really illiterate!" I really doubt that you kid did it without a condom! "Nope!" Wu Yu had a bitter look on his face: "If it's not for the safety period, I brought a condom, and I bought Durex specially for fear of danger!" ”

"Safe period?"

"Yes! The first seven and the last eight! Seven days before menstruation and eight days after menstruation is the safe period, and the book says that it's okay to in! ”

Chen Xu almost went crazy when he heard it: "Then you in when you are not in the safe period?" ”

Wu Yu said: "Yes, it's very unpleasant to wear a condom, MB, you little virgin haven't tried it, don't scream." ”

At this time, Chen Xu was really crazy, and yelled at Wu Yu: "Damn! What book did you read it from? MB's security period isn't absolutely safe at all, right?! You won't learn to ejaculate with TMD! ”

…… It sounds like Chen Xu has a lot of experience, but in fact he has enough theoretical experience, you must know that this guy grew up in the hospital since he was a child, his mother is the head nurse, and he has worked in the obstetrics and gynecology department for several years! Coupled with Chen Xu's rogue father, if he has nothing to do, he will enlighten Chen Xu to enlighten the surname knowledge...... Hey, it's good to have a good dad!

Wu Yu was stunned for a long time before he roared: "How do I know!" What the book says! ”

Chen Xu was completely sb, so he had to ask Cangtian speechlessly: "Illiteracy is terrible!" ”

The two of them stood in the hall, talking too loudly, and a middle-aged nurse next to them shouted in a louder voice: "You two are illiterate! I don't know if you can't make a lot of noise in the hospital?! ”

The voice was like a lion roaring in Buddhism, Chen Xu and Wu Yu were stunned, the middle-aged nurse watched the two of them walk to the side with disdain, and a little nurse next to him who looked very soft-hearted whispered: "Oh, they are probably too excited, after all, the girl is pregnant." And I found out in two months, and I'm not very illiterate! ”

The middle-aged nurse replied: "That's the same, I still remember the last time there was a sophomore girl at the University of the United Association, and she came to the hospital for a check-up after she was seven months pregnant, and then she knew that she was pregnant, oops, the current student......"

Chen Xu, Wu Yu: "......"

(This is a real story, Xiaoice has been interning in the hospital for a period of time, and met a sophomore girl during an internship in the obstetrics and gynecology department, who is relatively thin, and she only knew it after she was seven months pregnant - I heard her say that the man was a netizen, and the two had a bed once and it was over, and now they can't find it.) But the problem is that she didn't know it for seven months! It's too fierce! Here Xiaoice advises everyone, don't just be greedy for a moment! Walking to the door of the hospital, Chen Xu lit a cigarette for Wu Yu - it is said that Chen Xu's habit of smoking was contracted with this bastard, and the two began to figure out how to steal cigarettes from their father when they were in junior high school - after Wu Yu took a puff, Chen Xu asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

Wu Yu had a bitter look on his face: "What else can I do, knock it out!" Can you still give birth?! I'm a freshman, so she's a sophomore! ”

This answer was expected by Chen Xu, to be honest, it was his turn...... Maybe you'll have to get rid of it, but how old are you now?

To be honest, Chen Xu was really surprised after confirming the news, he was still talking about age and seniority, but once his friend suddenly even had a child, this feeling felt that he had risen a generation in an instant!

It's really become an uncle!

Chen Xu: The city where they live is okay, the marriage between men and women is neither too early nor too late, unlike some places, girls get married and have children at the age of sixteen or seventeen - in Chen Xu's hometown, the town where the grandfather lives, I have heard of a 36-year-old grandfather - that guy became a father at the age of 18, and his son also became a father at the age of 18, and as a result, this led to a talent of thirty-six, so he directly hugged his grandson!

So suddenly his good brother had a child, even if the child would not be born, this also made Chen Xu feel that he had grown up a generation all of a sudden, and he was really going to be called uncle.

The two were silent for a while and smoked a cigarette, and Chen Xu asked, "Do you plan to let your parents know about this?" ”

"How dare I?" Wu Yu hugged his head: "You don't know my father's temper!" If your father is half talkative, I will burn incense and worship the Buddha! It's no wonder if he doesn't whip me to death with a belt if he wants to know this! ”

Chen Xu gloated and smiled, indeed, Wu Yu's father is a very serious person, and it is probably impossible to see it so openly like his father - as for his rogue father, hey, there is nothing to say about him, since he saw Guan Yi that time, and then saw Gao Xiaojie on the Internet, every time he called, he asked himself: "Boy, have those two mm been done?" Rest assured, Dad definitely has your back! It's a big deal to come to a bully and make a bow, and the raw rice will be cooked and cooked ......"

The latter words were hung up by Chen Xu, oh my God, what kind of superb dad is this?! I have never seen such virtue! But put yourself in your shoes, if you really encounter this kind of thing, hey, it's good to have a dad like this!

Chen Xu continued to ask: "What about my sister-in-law's house?" Didn't tell either? ”

Wu Yu shook his head, with a look of fear, Chen Xu knew that he would definitely not dare to say it, and it was estimated that his sister-in-law would not dare to say it, hey, if this kind of thing is spread on himself, his daughter was made to have a big belly when she was a student, don't care if that kid is her boyfriend, she must have a smoking first!

"Is there enough money?" It is more expensive to have an abortion in a big hospital, but it is safe, like Chen Xu saw the so-called "50 yuan painless abortion" on the telephone pole outside the school, God, what kind of place can you go? The child can beat you down, but the woman's surname doesn't care, this kind of thing, I'd rather spend money than be cautious!

Wu Yu hesitated, and Chen Xu said, "It's okay, the money is not enough to take from me." Damn, your kid also has a long memory of his surname, only this once, if the next time my sister-in-law gets pregnant again, you have to give birth to a fucking child! If you have too many abortions, the uterine wall will become thinner, and you won't be able to give birth even if you want to give birth in the future! ”

Looking at Wu Yu's grateful appearance, Chen Xu sighed, and said while taking out his wallet: "One world, two brothers, NND Lao Tzu will come to help you wipe your buttocks." ”

After Chen Xu took out his wallet, he found that there were only a few red banknotes inside, and he remembered that he usually didn't have much money in his wallet, and he was so upset that he forgot about it, so Chen Xu said You go with me to get money, I remember that there is a CCB next to it.

Wu Yu didn't speak, and with the relationship between the two, there was no need to say anything now.

The two came to a construction bank next to it, after such a long delay just now, it is now more than eight o'clock, and the bank has also started to work - the same, now the school has also begun to class, and Chen Xu naturally can't go back to class now, but the university, it doesn't matter if you skip a class, although you didn't call, but Chen Xu believes in the tacit understanding of a few brothers in the dormitory, and someone will help you answer to the CCB when you roll call, I didn't expect someone to queue up so early in the morning, and I inquired to know that today is the middle of the month, Many people come to the bank to pay their utility bills. But there are so many people in TNND, and the bank only has two windows, and the two cashiers have a casual virtue, which is really annoying.

To be honest, the cashiers of some banks are very frustrating, and they are basically large state-owned banks, especially in small places.

Chen Xu is still angry with the ICBC in his hometown when he was a child, and the relatives of several cashiers of the ICBC came in through the back door, anyway, it is an iron rice bowl in the state-owned bank, and he doesn't worry about being complained about at all, and there is such an ICBC in that town, so the poor attitude of several cashiers can't stand it, and no one dares to go to ICBC later, until the president stepped down and replaced a few waiters This is better.

Now the attitude of these CCB cashiers can't be said to be bad, but anyway, they are passive and slacking off, doing things slowly, someone urged them in the back, and raised their heads confidently and said: "What is it called?" Didn't you see that we were busy?! ”

I was busy, and I chatted with the people next to me when I was fine, told jokes, and then stood up and went to the back before a deal was finished, and then slowly brought a cup of tea.

This attitude is really maddening, if it weren't for Chen Xu wanting to withdraw 20,000 yuan to Wu Yu this time, exceeding the ATM limit, otherwise he wouldn't be queuing up here slowly.

finally waited for Chen Xu, and saw Chen Xu take out the card, and the cashier in his thirties with a freckled face shouted: "Why don't you take the bank card and withdraw money from the ATM?" Isn't it a waste of everyone's time that you're queuing here? ”

You're still saying I'm wasting your time? Why don't you look at how much time you've wasted on us?!

Chen Xu's mood was already extremely irritable now, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but become angry all of a sudden, Wu Yu next to him saw his face twitch twice, he didn't know that Chen Xu's expression meant that he was on the verge of exploding.

But Chen Xu said very calmly: "Take the change, you can't take it on the machine." There are only 100 yuan in the ATM, so if the money on the card is less than 100, you still have to go to the counter to withdraw it.

When the cashier heard this, he couldn't help but mutter, "Poor ghost." ", and then shouted: "How much?!" ”

Chen Xu sneered and entered the password, and his voice was extremely calm: "Take it." ”

The cashier's voice raised: "How much is it after taking it?!" Say the numbers! Dozens of dollars and a trip, how much do you say? How much exactly? ”

Chen Xu sneered: "You can help me check what the balance is, Lao Tzu has taken it all, cancelled the account, and is no longer in your CCB card, what kind of service attitude do you have?!" ”

Hearing this, the cashier immediately got up, and shouted at the top of his voice: "What's wrong with my service attitude?" If you don't like to open an account here, don't open it! Who begged you to open it? If you want to cancel your account, you can cancel your account, a poor ghost, what a big deal! ”

But when she looked down at the balance displayed on the screen, she was immediately stunned, and the voice seemed to be that the male duck who had been noisy was instantly stuck in her throat.

Chen Xu smiled: "Cancel it, you take out all the money for me, I remember that I still have 1.37 million left on my card, take it out for me!" ”

(To be continued)