Wu Yuan said to die, you are the old man, it's you, it's okay and you still dream of being annihilated by Sister Furong?

Chen Xu laughed evilly, Wu Yuan said: "Dog, didn't Lao Tzu accidentally step on a spider last night?" Is it necessary to dream at night that a swarm of spiders came after me?! Also TMD each is as tall as Yao Ming! It's like the spider monster in Harry Potter! ”

Chen Xu couldn't help but sweat and said, "Boss, now you understand that you have to take care of small animals, this is a retribution, right?" Well, let Ben Half-Immortal calculate for you, what will this dream conve, well, boss, you may have a bloody disaster in the next few days! ”

Wu Yuan still wanted to open his mouth to scold back, but at this time, Qin Xiaoan, who had been sleeping, muttered: "Damn, the eldest and the third, you chirp crookedly early in the morning, do you have a sense of public morality?" Do you want people to sleep?! ”

As soon as he finished scolding, Dong Qingqing, who had been smothering his head with the quilt, shouted: "Damn, the second child of the dog, the voices of the two of them are not as loud as yours, shut up Lao Tzu!" ”

Chen Xu snickered with Wu Yuan, jumped off the bed to wash his face and brush his teeth.

In other words, a person's attitude towards life can also be seen from the habit of washing his face and brushing his teeth, for example, now Chen Xu, driven by the goblin Guan Yi, has also started to use facial cleanser - Qin Xiao'an, who was the first to use facial cleanser in the bedroom before, was also despised by Chen Xu and Wu Yuan, saying that this kid is a typical dry scratch and pretending to be forced, what kind of facial cleanser does a big man use-When Chen Xu used it himself, this guy stopped talking, and when Qin Xiaoan picked up this matter and laughed at him, Chen Xu still looked arrogant: "Nonsense, The facial cleanser that the beauty gave me doesn't have to be in vain! ”

And Wu Yuan is the most special one in the bedroom, to put it simply, the boss is the most masculine one in the bedroom!

Wu Yuan is the eldest in the dormitory, two years older than Chen Xu, the third child, and has been on the road for more than a month, but even if he is old, Wu Yuan is also quite old, how to say it, although this guy lives in the dormitory, he doesn't like sports and other things, and he gets along with girls worse than Chen Xu - but our boss has a characteristic, and his body hair is very heavy!

Like Chen Xu, they have just started to use tools like razors now, but the boss started shaving when he was in the second year of junior high school - experienced friends know that beards are such things, and the more they shave, the more they shave, so now Wu Yuan only needs to do three days without shaving, and it is guaranteed to be a beard! I don't know, I think he's a bearded guest!

Now Wu Yuan is shaving, wiping the shaving foam on his chin, looking extremely funny. Chen Xu farted on the side and said with a smile, Boss, I should take a photo of such a masculine scene to show Bixuan, I guarantee that the little girl who sees it has a spring heart, well, no wonder Bixuan likes to be close to you.

Hearing the previous sentence, Wu Yuan wanted to open his mouth and scold, but the latter sentence made him dumbfounded, and this guy leaned over and said, "Third child, do you say that Bixuan really likes me?" What did she tell you? Or did they tell you? ”

"Die!" Chen Xu looked at him with disdain: "Boss, look in the mirror, is there any difference between your appearance and the spring male cat behind the building?" Damn, I mean, I'm sure Bixuan has a reason to like you! ”

"What reason?"

"It's very simple, boss, you are so manly, and Bixuan has no father since she was a child, maybe there will be a father-lover complex......"

Then Chen Xu was angry and angry Wu Yuan was slapped away, and then he was very shameful to pee, leaving Wu Yuan to think very depressed while shaving with a razor, and then, a blood light splashed...... "Ouch! The scream of a male wolf pierced the quiet morning and resounded throughout the lodging building...... Really, it's really a bloody disaster.

When Chen Xu and Wu Yuan came to the princess cake shop, Tang Bixuan looked at a band-aid on Wu Yuan's chin in surprise: "Wu Yuan, what's wrong with you?" ”

Tang Bixuan's voice is very soft, there is a kind of southern Wu Nong's soft language style - this little girl is from Zhenjiang, her voice is very sweet, in Chen Xu's evaluation is "��" - sure enough, this little girl said this, Wu Yuan immediately felt like eating candy, and he didn't care that he accidentally cut a hole in his chin with a razor...... Seeing Tang Bixuan carefully help Wu Yuan take off the band-aid, and then very carefully, very gently help him deal with the not too big wound on his chin, looking at Wu Yuan's happy and intoxicated expression, Chen Xu couldn't help but shudder and retreated-he felt that his light bulb was too bright-but after turning out, Chen Xu walked a few steps loudly and sneaked back, sticking to the crack of the door to see if the pair of ** inside could be lit.

"Knock down, push down! Take advantage of this opportunity! Chen Xu gritted his teeth on the crack of the door, as if he was in the room: "Hold her shoulder, put her down on the chair, kiss it, tear her clothes, wow click!" ”

"What are you doing?" Just when Chen Xu was yy, Gao Xiaojie's voice suddenly sounded behind him, Chen Xu looked back and saw that Gao Xiaojie was looking at himself with an idiotic gaze, Chen Xu stood up very cheekily and laughed twice and said, "Oh, Xiaojie, why did you get up so early today?" ”

"Phew!" Gao Xiaojie spat him: "Why are you so affectionate, I don't know you well." What about Bixuan? ”

Chen Xu secretly pointed to the door, then lowered his voice and said, "...... with Wu Yuan", then raised his eyebrows very obscenely, pinched a circle in his right hand, and put it on the index finger of his left hand very obscenely, and then lewdly put it up and down, set it...... "Chen Xu, what are you doing?" Chen Xu was making this obscene gesture with his back to the door, when suddenly the people behind him squeaked open, and Tang Bixuan's sweet voice sounded behind him, with a curious tone: "What kind of gesture are you?" ”

"Oh nothing," Chen Xu quickly changed into a serious face: "I accidentally poked my fingers on the wall, and I was massaging myself." ”

"Cut!" Gao Xiaojie gave Chen Xu a roll of his eyes, and pulled Tang Bixuan back into the house, Wu Yuan followed behind and made a gesture of contempt, only the naïve Tang Bixuan didn't know anything, and his face was confused.

When the four people expire, the cake shop is about to open. Now that he was familiar with it, even Chen Xu could make that kind of simple baking cake, so several people quickly got busy, Tang Bixuan opened the door and put the steaming cake on the table.

"Princess Cake Shop" has been doing very well since it opened, with good cake taste, cheap prices, and limited edition delicious pastries made by Zhan Jing at 3 p.m. on Wednesdays and Saturdays, making Princess Cake Shop famous among several nearby schools. Take a look at the BBS of the University of the Association and several surrounding universities, search for the keyword "princess cake shop", and you can definitely search for no less than ten pages of results, many of which are asking for the mobile phone numbers of a few beauties in the cake shop, and there are also animals who come to take pictures with cameras.

However, the children who prefer this princess cake shop are the children who are close to the elementary school and kindergarten.

Because there are residential communities next to several universities, and there are primary schools and kindergartens in this community, so when the reputation of the princess cake shop spreads, many children in the community also like to eat here...... Wu Yuan wanted to cry and looked at Chen Xu without tears: "Aren't I two years older than you, how can I become an uncle?" Am I that old?! ”

"Brother" or "uncle", "sister" or "aunt", to be honest, this question is actually facing such a watershed for Chen Xu and Gao Xiaojie at their age.

Usually when everyone is talking nonsense, someone said: "Today I took the bus and saw a young mother holding a two or three-year-old child, and then I gave her a seat, and then the mother said to the baby: 'Say quickly, thank you, uncle!'" And then the little kid, well, it was little Lori, and said in a milky voice: "Thank you, Shu Xiao." Hey, in a blink of an eye, I'm an uncle. ”

Chen Xu hasn't encountered this kind of thing much for the time being, but after hearing it, he also felt a lot.

Probably the mother asked the child to call "Shu Huang" because in this way, she thought that she was the same generation as the other party, otherwise if the child wanted to call her brother and sister, wouldn't it mean that she was a generation higher than the other party?

But for this age group, which was previously regarded as children, suddenly grew up overnight, and it was a generation on the Internet, which really made them feel unacceptable.

You must know that before going to university, this group was still called the flower of the motherland, the four modern successors, although the young people are not convinced, but in fact, from the bottom of their hearts, they still feel that they are not so big.

Especially like Chen Xu's generation, the product of family planning has led to most of the children in this generation being only children, if the age gap between cousins and sisters is not large, it is rare to have a little nephew and niece or niece who is older than himself.

Now Gao Xiaojie and the others are joking and calling Uncle Wu Yuan, Tang Bixuan is smiling a little shyly on the side, every time Wu Yuan's eyes look at her, she shifts her gaze a little panicked.

It's just that how could such a small action hide the gaze of Chen Xu and Gao Xiaojie? The two guys laughed, and each made an excuse to withdraw, leaving the two of them together.

"Hey, Dr. Li Liangyan has the first big class tonight, are you going?" Outside, Gao Xiaojie and Chen Xu first snickered a few words, and then Gao Xiaojie asked.

Chen Xu was curious: "Li Liangyan? Who is it? ”

"You don't even know Dr. Lee?" Gao Xiaojie rolled his eyes and said, "Then do you know what is the most famous major of our Hexie University?!" ”

Of course, Chen Xu knows that the most famous major of the University is the life science major - Chen Xu The average admission score of the University as a key undergraduate in the year of the college entrance examination was 560 points, but the admission score line of the life science major was 593 points - NND 750 points full score, almost 600 points of the admission line, this score can almost go to Tsinghua University and Peking University!

Therefore, the cattle of life science majors are usually said to be bullish, but they are also the most despised by other majors - because looking at all majors in the entire United Association, when the internal activities of the school are usually held, such as football, basketball leagues, school sports meetings, or other cultural and artistic competitions, the livestock of life sciences dare to admit the second-to-last, and no one dares to recognize the first-to-last!

The funniest incident occurred a year before Chen Xu and his enrollment, when the cattle majoring in life sciences estimated that they wanted to get rid of the hat of being the penultimate in 10,000 years, and ran to the nursing department of the medical school to challenge the football - this news came out and made the whole association laugh and lose their big teeth, the nursing department, the male students in the nursing department are all called babies, and it is estimated that all the classes in the nursing department for five years are added up, and they can barely make up a lineup of eleven people. Isn't it embarrassing for you to do this in the Department of Life Sciences that adults bully children?

As a result, a terrible thing happened, the nursing department actually agreed to the game, and on that day, the school football stadium was crowded, and it is estimated that there may not be so many people in the final of the school football cup - all the mm people from the nursing department have arrived, and the cattle from other departments have either come to see the joke, or come to see the mm, anyway, thousands of people came, which scared the principal.

Then, in the presence of these thousands of people, the Department of Nursing performed a miracle in the history of the University of Nursing - they defeated the Department of Life Sciences by a score of 5:4, which looked like a penalty shootout, and it was the No. 10 player of the Department of Nursing who dominated the game - he was responsible for all five goals of the Department of Nursing.

And after the game, even more shocking news came, if the loss of the Department of Life Sciences to the Department of Nursing was a tragedy comparable to the tragedy of finding out that his wife was not a virgin on the wedding night, and then the news came out that everyone in the Department of Life Sciences felt that they found out that their wife was a shemale on the wedding night!

Because the short-haired player with the number ten in the nursing department turned out to be a freshman mm...... Although the appearance bar is a bit of something, but the foot skills are really not covered, as soon as I inquired, people began to attend football school at the age of seven, until the age of 15 because of a serious injury had to quit football, began to concentrate on learning - not to mention, in terms of footwork, the Association of the big boys' football team may not be able to find a few can compare.

As a result, the Department of Life Sciences has completely withered in the University of Cooperative Association -- there is no way, this department is full of the kind of good students who study hard, all four-eyed field chickens and glasses girls, and there is no special admission, and there is no amazing talent, who can score enough in the college entrance examination for this perverted major and is very good in other aspects, so the Department of Life Sciences has become the strangest department of the University of Cooperative Association - outside the school, the so-called enrollment is the most attractive, but in the school, it is the most unattainable.

However, this major is indeed very good, perhaps because they found that their major really could not cultivate all-round talents with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor, so they simply gave up, and since the failure of the football match last year, they have not participated in any activities this year, and honestly studied and engaged in scientific research -- the Department of Life Sciences is also the college with the highest rate of going abroad, and 50 percent of them have gone abroad after graduation.

Listening to Chen Xu talk about the Department of Life Sciences, Gao Xiaojie said: "Bingo, Dr. Li Liangyan is an internationally renowned life science expert, and many of his papers have been published in internationally renowned journals. Because Dr. Li Liangyan is a local, and he happened to be an alumnus of the same year as our president, and I heard that he was still in the same class, so he agreed to be a visiting professor of our school, and he would spend about three months every year to come back to do research. You don't know? The newly built 20-story high-rise building next to the administration building was specially allocated by the university to the School of Life Sciences for those seniors who have achieved success after graduation to continue their research after returning. ”

Chen Xu sweated for a moment and said, "It's really extravagant, it's really extravagant!" Then he thought about it and said: "Then if you want to say that our principal is mixed up enough, seeing that most of them are internationally renowned doctors, he is still messing around with the principal, hey, the gap, the gap!" ”

Gao Xiaojie rolled her eyes, she wanted to say that the status of the president of the Association was not low, at least on an equal footing with the mayor of the city, but he didn't bother to say anything about this idiot, so she asked, "Then are you going to attend the class?" ”

"If you can find a place, I'll go." Chen Xu helplessly said: "Do you think that such a person can give a lecture, even if there is a seat in the auditorium?" Last time, the famous beautiful host of the city's TV station was invited by the student union to hold a conversation activity, and the auditorium was full of seats at that time, but fortunately the air conditioning was turned on, otherwise the light and heat would also heat up people.

There are still a lot of activities in the university, and the school is also very supportive of students hosting various activities, including various lectures, Chen Xu thought it was very interesting when he first entered the university, but then he was bored when he listened to it, so it was better to play games in the dormitory - this is the transformation process of college students from rookies to old birds!

In fact, many of these lectures are very good, especially some lectures on current affairs and employment, which can give people a lot of inspiration, but since Dr. Li is an expert in life sciences, the lectures are probably related to life sciences, and their group of people may not be able to understand it!

Gao Xiaojie thought for a while and said: "What you said seems to have some truth, I heard that all students of the School of Life Sciences must be present, which is equivalent to occupying hundreds of positions, and what kind of leaders are there, Dr. Li's reputation is so high, we have no comparison in the whole school, compared to the leaders and the like, there will be a lot of them, I don't know what it will mean at that time." But I still want to hear it, after all, people are famous! ”

Chen Xu thought to himself that my SMMH is more famous than him, you occasionally ignore you when I talk to you, and I am embarrassed to talk about others?!

After thinking about it, Chen Xu said: "Lectures like this that may explode should all be arranged by the school's student union, right?" Generally speaking, you enter by ticket, and when you make a phone call, you can ask for two tickets from the students of the student union, anyway, your charm is so great. ”

Gao Xiaojie glanced at him, took another sip, Chen Xu smiled and said, "Remember to ask for two, I'll listen to it too." ”

"You're so beautiful, I want two, I'll listen to Jingjing, so I won't take you!"

Chen Xu laughed, the two chatted again, at this time Wang Mingmei little Lori also woke up and came to the cake shop, and immediately called "brother" sweetly after seeing Chen Xu.

This little girl has been against Chen Xu before, and Chen Xu asked her to call her brother and she didn't scream to death. And since the last time in the "Martial Arts" game, Chen Xu fought against the crowd and finally won the honor of "the first master of martial arts", this little girl's impression of her form has changed suddenly. The little girl worships heroes, and Chen Xu is barely a hero.

And followed by Chen Xu and Guan Yi's set of "radio body", because Erya is still young, and the flexibility of the body is the best, so she learns the fastest and makes the fastest progress. This makes the little girl's current flexible surname even more advanced, which makes her shine in the class, but because Chen Xu specially instructed her, she didn't tell anyone about this matter, and she only did it when she was with Chen Xu when she was with them.

Chen Xu patted her on the head, the little girl stuck out her tongue and ran away with a smile, and her laughter like a silver bell came from a distance: "Sister Bixuan, I want to eat cake!" Strawberry flavored! Ah, Uncle Wu Yuan is good! ”

Chen Xu couldn't help laughing when he heard Wu Yuan's muttering, now the boss is a complete uncle!

But at this time, Chen Xu's mobile phone suddenly rang, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was Wu Yu, the sworn friend of his University of Technology, who had appeared in the throat-cutting man incident.

Chen Xu picked up the phone strangely, and Wu Yu's crying voice immediately came from there: "Chen Xu, congratulations, you're going to be an uncle......"

(To be continued)