Chapter 53: Spring Dawn Is Out of Sight
Zhou Tian saw that the splash kicked at him, and with a cold hey, he lowered his head slightly to dodge (if this is someone else, he has to lie down to dodge), and the moment he dodged the splash kick, Zhou Tian's hands were not ambiguous, and the sound of a hundred birds roared, and the rolling pin smashed the crotch of the splashing skin under the yellow dragon.
With a snort, he covered his crotch and shrank to the ground, which was the same as the situation of the two people before, which can be described as a one-hit kill.
And the remaining few splashes are also a little jealous of Zhou Tian at this time, which knocks down one or two is said to be sneak luck, but it can be said that it is in the past, but now that their bosses have fallen, it can only show that the other party has a bit of a doorway. Of course, this is not the main reason why the pimples are afraid of Zhou Tian, the main reason is that this grandson is too dirty to fight, and he keeps poking at that place in other people's houses, isn't it fatal.
And Pan Jinlian, who was curled up, saw Wu Dalang showing his might, and he was also very surprised, between the beautiful eyes, in addition to surprise, there were also some doubts, others may not know about his own husband, but he knows his bottom clearly, this wooden pimple usually can't fight back no matter who he scolds, and he hasn't been bullied once or twice, although he used to be verbally teased, but he has always turned a blind eye and never given himself a head, Otherwise, he wouldn't be so desperate today, but he didn't think that he still had such ability. If this is the case, I still have some hope for this life with him......
"Do you want me to do it, or do you kowtow and admit your mistakes?" After poking down the ploppy head with a rolling pin, Zhou Tian looked at the three splashes in front of him with a smile. Zhou Tian knows that his current appearance is definitely scared to death, if he acts in a ghost movie, he has to rely on the special actors without makeup, but this is at noon, if he doesn't have to do it at night, maybe he can scare these people to death.
"You have three-inch Dinggu bark, I thought I could play with a rolling pin twice, and my brothers were afraid of you." Although a few splashes knew that Zhou Tian had work under his hands, they were not afraid, and as long as they protected their crotch, they were not afraid of what tricks the other party could play.
"Yes, then let you see how powerful my three-inch Dinggu bark Wu Dalang is." Zhou Tian waved the rolling pin in his hand again, and between the moves under his feet, he approached a few splashes, although those splashes covered the crotch of his pants with his hands, but Zhou Tian could even poke the stones, are you afraid that you will cover it, you are wearing an iron pants, and I can also poke out holes for you.
In the midst of the screams, all the splashes fell down with their crotches crotched, so the whole alley resounded with constant oops and humming, as if they had drunk fake wine and had collective food poisoning.
After getting rid of a few splashes, Zhou Tian walked quickly to the curled up Pan Jinlian.
"Lady, are you alright?" Zhou Tian hugged Pan Jinlian and said gently. Of course, it is estimated that this face is quite terrifying, which is equivalent to the love story of the old demon of Montenegro and Nie Xiaoqian.
"I didn't ...... It's okay. Pan Jinlan looked up at Zhou Tian and said stupidly. (Remember, Pan Jinlian is lying down.) )
"Then let's go home." Zhou Tianyi put Pan Jinlian on his back and walked towards the outside of the alley. (If you hold it, Pan Jinlian's butt can be swollen at home, Wu Dalang is too short, and Pan Jinlian's butt is too big, you can imagine...... )
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"Golden Lotus." Zhou Tian carried Pan Jinlian to the side of the bed, stared into Pan Jinlian's eyes, and said affectionately.
"Hmm" Pan Jinlian, who was lying on Wu Dalang's back, hummed and responded softly.
"Go to bed yourself...... This bed is fucking too high...... By the way, pick me up, too. ”
“……”
After Pan Jinlian lay down, Zhou Tian sat at the head of the bed, but the two didn't say anything too sensual, Zhou Tian didn't want to act in a ghost movie, Pan Jinlian was because Zhou Tian gave him too much shock, and he couldn't calm down yet, so for a while, the two fell into silence.
Zhou Tian is a dignified seven-foot man, okay, okay, now it's less than five feet, but no matter how you say it, he is also a man, so the thing to break the embarrassing atmosphere is to be done by Wu Dalang.
"Jin Lian, I'm hungry, I'll go buy some food." Zhou Tian couldn't think of any good reason, but his stomach was gurgling, and Pan Jinlian hadn't eaten since she got up in the morning, so she should be hungrier than herself.
"En" Pan Jinlian nodded, she had already bought fruits, vegetables, meat and vegetables, but she had already been snatched by those splashes.
"Lady, wait a minute, I'll come when I go." Zhou Tian jumped out of bed and went downstairs to sell food, but when he got to the street, Zhou Tian found that he had no money.
If it was the original Wu Dalang, it is estimated that he would have to go home and ask his daughter-in-law for money, but Zhou Tian couldn't, trotted two steps, and Zhou Tian walked to the small alley just now. A few splashes are there, and they are still humming.
"My brothers are still humming." Zhou Tian stood in front of the leader and said with a smile. Zhou Tian estimated that if his dignity was placed in Liangshan, Du Xing (grimace) would have a sense of superiority, and this grinning smile was even more terrifying. Wu Dalang, these splashes can't be more familiar, but Wu Dalang, who sneers with his teeth, is not very common, he sees it during the day, and he has nightmares at night.
"Wu Da...... Brother Wu, you just spare us, we don't know Taishan, we offended you, you let us go this time, I will kowtow to you tomorrow. The splashy skin glanced at Zhou Tian, and then felt that his scalp was numb, and he had to lower his head, just humming and begging for mercy.
"Kowtow...... It can be considered. Zhou Tian thought for a while and said, "I won't be difficult for you today, hand over all the money on your body, I'll wait for you to kowtow tomorrow." ”
Zhou Tian looted all the property on several splashes in a more aggressive manner, and asked them to worship as the eldest brother, then walked away, bought a lot of food, and went home.
After putting all kinds of food on the table, I went to call Pan Jinlian to eat, Zhou Tian walked fast and came back quickly, so Pan Jinlian didn't have time to change her clothes, and the belly pocket on her chest naturally didn't have time to change, so as long as this Pan Jinlian lowered her head slightly, there was a flash of spring.
But Zhou Tian can't appreciate it, even if Pan Jinlian bends down, he is half a head taller than Zhou Tian, if Zhou Tian wants to see it, one is to step on stilts, which is obviously a little unreliable, these two, is to take advantage of Pan Jinlian to bend over, he jumped up hard, it is possible to see some missing spring. But you can't jump on Sunday, well, you have to buy a Taishi chair tomorrow, stand high and see far......
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