Chapter 54: Wang Mazi
"Big brother, is the big brother awake?" Early the next morning, when Zhou Tian was still asleep, he heard someone calling for the door.
"Big brother? Could it be that Wu Song is back, it can't be. Zhou Tian immediately thought that this was called by those few splashes yesterday, but yesterday he was worshiped as a big brother by those people, saying that he was going to kowtow today, but he didn't expect to come so early.
"Dalang, who's calling the door outside?" Pan Jinlian turned over and said with sleepy eyes. Yesterday, it was this Pan Jinlian who entered Wu Dalang's house and slept the best night, although the other party was a little dishonest, but her heart was much more down-to-earth than before.
"It should be those splashes from yesterday." Zhou Tian jumped out of bed and said, "Let's put a ladder on the head of the bed." ”
"Those people!" Pan Jinlian sat up and said in a panic, "Da Lang, you quickly hide, they must have been beaten by you yesterday, so today they are entangled in people coming to you for trouble." ”
"What will you do if I hide?" Zhou Tian stared at Pan Jinlian for a while and said, "Jinlian, no one will bully you in the future, don't worry, those people are here to kowtow to us and admit their mistakes." "You're a good boy to stand up to the sky - although I can't get into bed now, there will be a ladder in the future.
Pan Jinlian was silent for a while, got out of bed, and said to Zhou Tian, "Da Lang, the slave family is waiting for you to dress." With that, Pan Jinlian leaned down and put her shirt on Zhou Tian.
"Lower, lower, you'll see it soon." Zhou Tian tiptoed and looked under Pan Jinlian's neck, "Well, this angle is just right." ”
"What are you talking about, Da Lang, ......" Seeing Zhou Tian's eyes, Pan Jinlian's face flushed, although the two were husband and wife, Wu Dalang had never looked at himself with this kind of look before, and under shyness, this Pan Jinlian lowered her head and nudged Zhou Tian.
"Lady's ......" Zhou Tian's voice wanted to drift away, and it was mixed with the sound of "jumping and kicking".
"Da Lang...... Are you okay. "It turned out that Zhou Tian was standing at the staircase on the second floor just now, this Pan Jinlian pushed, Zhou Tian rolled downstairs, if it was normal, Zhou Tian might still be able to stand firm, the problem is that now the pants are half worn, and even the push and stumble, it is strange if you don't roll down.
"Murder of my husband." Zhou Tian's head was just loaded on the table leg, and with a bang, Zhou Tian covered his head and hummed.
"Da Lang...... Does it still hurt. Pan Jinlian also chased downstairs, took Zhou Tian into her arms, and asked with concern.
"It won't hurt to hold it for a while...... It's so soft, the two hands are almost ......" Zhou Tian leaned on Pan Jinlian's arms, and couldn't help but get up and down, concave and convex...... Not bad.
"Big brother, big brother, let's make amends." At this moment of tenderness, the sound of the door sounded again—it was a inopportune time.
"Go open the door, I'll get dressed." Pan Jinlian knew what Zhou Tian was doing in her arms, but the two were husband and wife, how could they care about this, and it would be better to go too far......
Pan Jinlian's thoughts, Zhou Tian naturally didn't know, but what could he do if he knew, and it was even more excessive...... I have that ability...... Damn the "Five Short People".
"Big Brother ......"
"Don't shout the fuck, delay me......" Zhou Tian picked up the rolling pin and went to open the door, what are these splashes Bing's surname, Zhou Tian still doesn't know, holding the rolling pin, he is steady.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw seven or eight people kneeling outside the door, naturally they were all splashed skin yesterday, I saw that they looked depressed, these two eyes were dark, it is estimated that the egg hurt last night......
"Come early enough, fucking lie on the ground...... Kneeling taller than me. Zhou Tian found a rock, stood on it, and suddenly had a condescending feeling - provided that someone else had to lie on his stomach.
"What happened yesterday, you have committed my taboo." Zhou Tian's eyes swept over a few people, and suddenly a bald head splashed on his body, it seems that there was no such person yesterday......
"I don't know Taishan with my eyes, and I hit my sister-in-law's idea, we are blind, please forgive my eldest brother." Yesterday, the ploppy leader fell to the ground and said in a trembling voice, but between these words, there was something wrong, although it was subtle, but it was still noticed by Zhou Tian.
"A few of you, you are blind, and you ......," Zhou Tian jumped off the stone, walked among several people, and said in a deep voice, "and I haven't opened it yet." ”
Zhou Tian carried a rolling pin and poked at the crotch of the bald head, only to hear the bald head sigh, just like a few splashes yesterday, covering his crotch and humming.
Seeing this, the "hands-on" splashes knew that the matter was revealed, so they all stood up suddenly, each took out something from his arms, and threw it at Zhou Tian.
Lime powder, chili water, and two kitchen knives, this mess is overwhelming, which makes Zhou Tian, who had expected it a long time ago, startled.
However, Zhou Tian was not in a hurry, and the rolling pin in his hand picked up the bald head, and the bald head was used as a shield to block all these things.
Lime powder and chili water are okay to say, as long as they don't get in the eyes, it's nothing, but the two kitchen knives are different, they really hit the face of the bald head and feet, and this bald head is lucky, they are all back of the knife, smashed on the feet, this is the blade......
I have to say that the professional quality of this Song Dynasty is high, and the kitchen knives that are picked out are imposing, don't look at the back of the knife, it is still three points into the foot, and this inserts it and sways twice, so that the morning sun shines, and three words appear clearly "Wang Mazi". -- Fakes were rampant in the Song Dynasty.
"Brothers, don't be afraid of him, one piece." A few splashes saw that Zhou Tian had blocked everything he had carefully prepared, and they felt a little worried in their hearts, but there was no room for relaxation at this time, and now they still hurt themselves......
Hearing this loud shout, a few splashes didn't care about anything else, covered their crotch with one hand, took out the stick that had been hidden in their arms with the other, and rushed towards Zhou Tian.
"It's good to come." Zhou Tian also shouted, holding a rolling pin, and fought with a few splashes. I am an unknown prophet, and I have copied out the rolling dough at a loss.
Such a big movement, the neighborhood has long been woken up, seeing that there is a lively look, all at the speed of a 100-meter sprint around the circle, of course, there are also many calm people, holding a big bowl in one hand, holding a flatbread in the other, eating while watching, I don't know what to do when watching others fight and eat.
The calmness of eating breakfast, and the eldest sister is even more calm, while breastfeeding the child, while watching there, and the little fart who is breastfeeding, is even more relishing, several times even looked at Zhou Tian, of course, where Zhou Tian's eyes looked, I will not discuss it here......
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