Chapter 92: The Legend of the Gods
patted Zhang Yisong on the shoulder: "Yisong, you can catch up with her, I still have some things, let's get back in touch." ”
Zhang Yisong's face was pale, and he grabbed Shi Lei's arm tightly, his eyes were full of pleading, obviously telling Shi Lei that he couldn't leave him with this demon, it would kill him. But Shi Lei ignored it completely, such a strange woman, he decided that it was better to put it in the rumors, sometimes, as the old saying goes, it is better to miss each other. Shaking off Zhang Yi's loose hand, Shi Lei was busy leaving.
Zhang Yisong grabbed Shi Lei's arm again, and the pleading in his eyes had been replaced with a fierce curse, to the effect that Shi Lei, you bastard, can't be so unrighteous, if Lao Tzu is killed by this Daji sister today, he will not let you go if he is a ghost.
Shi Lei was helpless, so he had to turn his face and ask Su Doudou: "Su Doudou, which department are you from?" ”
Su Doudou didn't seem to know which department he should belong to, and when he heard Shi Lei's words, he hurriedly glanced at the admission letter: "Oh, it's from the computer department!" ”
"What? Are you from the computer science department? Shi Lei suddenly felt unbearable, you know, even after 20 years, the computer department is still a well-deserved monk, usually the ratio of men and women is more than ten to one, and in 97 years when computer technology has just started in China, the number of girls in the computer department can be calculated by the number of endangered rare animals, and a very small number of girls are ...... Forget it, be kind, Shi Lei decided not to slander those who can't call the shots, it's all God's fault, and the appearance of binary digital.
Su Doudou looked dazed, and handed over the admission notice in his hand: "Look at it, it's very clear on it." I shouldn't be mistaken, even though I've only just learned that I'm a computer science student. Speaking of which, are computers fun? I heard that there are games up there, and they're much more fun than the red and white games, right? Can I play Tetris? ”
Shi Lei fainted again, it seemed that this demon really didn't know anything about computers, and she didn't even know anything about the major she was going to study. But the problem is that he filled in the college entrance examination volunteer himself, and others can't do it for him, why doesn't she know what kind of volunteer she is?
Probably seeing something from the surprise on Shi Lei's face, Su Doudou explained impatiently: "You mortals, you have to explain to the old lady." When filling in the college entrance examination volunteers, except for Wudong University, which was ordered by the old lady to choose, the others were decided by rolling the dice. At that time, I filled in the major of whatever number I took, and who was impatient to remember which department. Besides, this university is not like that, I have to hurry up and finish these four years, and then wander the world with my little red envelope. Where is the registration office? ”
Shi Lei wordlessly pointed in the direction of the registration office, at this moment it was obvious that there were more and more people in the registration office, Shi Lei was waiting to see what Su Doudou would do when he couldn't squeeze in.
After taking two steps, Su Doudou looked back at Zhang Yisong again, stretched out a white finger and lightly tapped on Zhang Yisong's head: "I want to take my mother to find delicious food at night, I heard that Wu Dong's snacks are very famous!" With that, she opened her long legs and plunged into the crowded crowd at the registration office.
Even if she was more than 1.7 meters tall, resting between the crowded heads, she was really inconspicuous and quickly disappeared. But soon, Shi Lei and Zhang Yisong saw a scene that made them turn around and disappear immediately.
This picture also has a voice-over...... A demon shouted in the crowd, "Squeeze a fart!" Who is responsible for squeezing the old lady into pregnancy? The sound was very loud, and the only result was that the group of freshmen dispersed, leaving a huge space for Su Doudou.
Standing in the crowd, Su Doudou, who was tall and angry, with a red face but a little angry, stood out from the crowd.
The teacher in charge of signing up was also shocked by the fierce Su Doudou, and decisively and quickly completed her admission procedures, and watched this demon leave in amazement, feeling in his heart that Wu Da in the next four years may not be calm.
Shi Lei and Zhang Yisong turned around and ran, for fear of being caught by Su Doudou, as for the three roommates who had already been stunned, as well as Huang Yaqin, who had been sending Qiu Bo to Shi Lei before, and who had no sound or image at the moment, Shi Lei and Zhang Yisong couldn't take care of it anyway. While running, Shi Lei was also thinking, it is estimated that after Su Doudou's shouting just now, most people were left with a short blank space to choose from the word shock, and when they came back to their senses, it is estimated that a large number of boys will roar in their hearts: I am willing to be responsible!
Escaping to a cold drink shop outside the school gate, Shi Lei drank a glass of soda in one go, then calmed down, and asked again: "Yisong, why does that girl call you 126!" ”
Zhang Yisong's eyes almost erupted with firelight, but under Shi Lei's innocent eyes, he replied dejectedly: "When I was a child, I had a problem with counting, every time an adult asked me to count, saying that if I counted it, I would give me candy to eat, and then I would stretch out a finger, this is one, and then I stretched out a second finger and said that this is two, and then I will quickly stretch out the third finger, but my mouth will always say, this is six!" As a result, I can't mix sugar every time! it! ”
Shi Lei burst out laughing: "Every time? ”
Zhang Yisong hung his head dejectedly: "Hmm! ”
"No, that girl lived in your house when you were in elementary school, right? Are you still not good at counting when you are in elementary school? ”
"Count your sister! It's not all my old lady, what's not good to tell the girl who has brought disaster to the country and the people, so I have to tell her this. ”
Shi Lei laughed, making the waiter in the cold drink shop look at him in surprise.
"One, two, six, haha, one loose, you're a brute! Served, served! ”
"Laugh at your sister! Paralyzing you are laughing like this, Lao Tzu will not tell you these in the future! ”
Shi Lei couldn't hold back his laughter easily, asked for another glass of soda, and drank it slowly: "Tell me about that Daji sister again, why is she called Daji sister?" ”
Zhang Yisong looked at Shi Lei with some suspicion, frowned and said, "You won't fall in love with her, will you?" Don't say that the brother didn't warn you, the person who moved her thoughts didn't end well, absolute psychological disability, don't touch her anything! ”
Shi Lei couldn't stand Zhang Yisong's style of pulling into the relationship between men and women whenever he had a little thing, and waved his hand: "I'm not as boring as you, she's like that, it's too late to hide, how dare you have any interest." ”
After thinking about it, Zhang Yisong was relieved: "This is also true, you already have Sister Fengyue and Xiao Shuishui...... Oh, Xiao Shui Shui is in danger, Su Doudou said just now, Xiao Shui Shui is hers. Shishi, I advise you to give up, with Sister Fengyue, your life is enough, although Xiao Shuishui is very cute, but since Su Doudou has taken a fancy to it, it is better for you to retreat. ”
Seeing Zhang Yisong's cautious appearance, Shi Lei couldn't help but sigh, it seems that the childhood shadow that Su Doudou brought to Zhang Yisong is really vast, and it is estimated that he will remember it vividly in this life. No wonder he heard a lot of things about Su Doudou from people in the circle in that life, but he never heard Zhang Yisong mention this girl. It turned out to be this reason.
"I'm just curious, this girl is really Tai Chi, to a certain extent, she is really the same breed as Su Daji, and she is so coincidentally surnamed Su."
Zhang Yisong sighed: "That's the reason." Do you remember a TV series in the 90s? Feng Shen Bang, Su Daji played by Fu Yiwei, how beautiful that Su Daji is. At that time, I was still in the fifth grade of primary school, and Su Doudou ran to Runyang with his eldest brother that summer, and the TV station happened to be on the list of gods at that time, but as soon as Su Doudou saw Fu Yiwei, she immediately said that she would be Su Daji when she grew up, and she also grinded her eldest brother to change her name, but fortunately, her eldest brother did not agree. Zhang Yisong wiped a handful of cold sweat, and his heart was still trembling.
Shi Lei smiled, he seemed to be able to imagine how a long-legged and skinny chick pestered her eldest brother, who was twenty years older than herself and was good enough to be her father, to change her name in the household registration book.
"But that's okay, at least after she appoints herself as Su Daji, I only need to call her Sister Daji, and don't care about her being called Little Aunt anymore!"
Shi Lei couldn't hold back, a mouthful of soda sprayed on the table, making Zhang Yisong complain, Shi Lei wiped the soda on the table, and said: "Don't blame me, it's really your childhood that was too happy!" ”
In fact, even if Zhang Yisong doesn't say it, Shi Lei can estimate it, just with Su Doudou's surname who is so flamboyant that he can't wait to announce to the world that she is a disaster for the country and the people, when he met Zhang Yisong when he was a child, he knew that his eldest brother and Zhang Tongxun were comrades-in-arms of the same age, how could he let go of the opportunity to force Zhang Yisong to call her aunt? It's just that girls will grow up after all, and when girls grow up, they will become more and more reluctant for others to call her old, so the little aunt has become Sister Daji, and it seems that even Su Doudou, who has already been extraordinary, is no exception.
In a few years, she may let Zhang Yisong change her mind and call her Daji's sister! -- Shi Lei thought secretly.
But if it really follows the history of that life, it seems that not to mention my sister, even the title of Daji won't last for a few years. It seems that Su Doudou went abroad after graduation, and never came back after going abroad. Otherwise, there would not be only her legend left in the circle. It's very appropriate to the theme song of "Fengshen Bang", the last lyrics: Leave only the legend of the ethereal god of God......
(To be continued)