Chapter 91 [Sister Daji]
"Who are they? So brutal? Shi Lei finally couldn't suppress his curiosity.
Zhang Yisong lowered his head, completely looking like he wanted to escape at any time, but for some unknown reason, his legs were still parked in place, not moving.
Even Shi Lei's words, Zhang Yisong didn't seem to hear them, turned around silently, and tried to hide behind Shi Lei.
But apparently Zhang Yisong did not succeed, and the girl who said that the old lady said that she was not interested in men seemed to have discovered a new world, pointing at Zhang Yisong and shouting loudly: "One, two, six!" You girl stop for me, I dare to run when I see the old lady, be careful of being played to death by the old lady playing a little jj! ”
In broad daylight, this sentence was like a thunderclap, which directly made the people who heard this on the entire campus of Wu University suddenly scorched black, and they couldn't believe their eyes, why did the girl who looked like an angel just say two words, but one sentence was more devilish than the other?
Shi Lei also turned his face to look at Zhang Yisong in disbelief, but saw him turn out from behind him with sweeping eyebrows, and said in despair: "Sister Daji, I was wrong!" ”
Shi Lei didn't understand, and asked again: "Daji?" You're not mistaken, are you? ”
Sister Daji had already run towards the place where Zhang Yisong and Shi Lei were standing, with short hair fluttering in the sun, and at this moment, it seemed that it was definitely the most eye-catching scenery in the university, and the devil who just said those two shocking words that deserved to be thundered and struck by the sky were like two people.
Zhang Yisong explained with a bitter face at this time: "Her name is Su Doudou, my old man and her eldest brother are comrades-in-arms, and her eldest brother was an instructor when the old man was a company commander." In the 80s, when my father was on the Sino-Vietnamese border, she was sent to my house by her eldest brother to live in my house for two years, in our compound, Su Doudou was the absolute boss, and the children in the army were jumping around all day long, she was only there for more than a month, except for the big children in junior high and high school who didn't like to take care of us, all below the elementary school were unified by her. Whoever dares not to listen to her will be played a little jj ......" As he spoke, Zhang Yisong obviously had a crotch clamping action, which showed that he had palpitations.
"One-two-six! Wouldn't it be nice to see me! didn't give Zhang Yisong time to continue, Su Doudou was already standing in front of him, pointing at Zhang Yisong with one hand and pointing at Zhang Yisong, really having a bit of the demeanor of a female boss in a black society.
Zhang Yisong's heart was full of bitterness, but there was a flattering smile on his face: "Sister Daji, why did you come to Wudong?" ”
Su Doudou's spirit was bright: "Come here to study in college!" Listen to my brother, you were also admitted to Wu University, isn't it, I couldn't even count the goods at the beginning, but now I can actually be admitted to university, and it's still Wu University. ”
"Sister, will you play with me? You're in Pingjing, you don't read what Beijing University and Tsinghua University are, so run Wu Dong to join us in the fun! Zhang Yisong secretly complained, and said in his heart that there was nothing good to say in the past four years of college.
"The old lady is willing! I heard that there are many women in Jiangnan, and they must be more than a hundred times stronger than the broken place in Pingjing. Why, you don't seem to welcome the old lady to come to Wudong! ”
"Why! I mean you should have informed me in advance, and I could organize a bunch of beautiful women to welcome you! ”
Su Doudou knew that Zhang Yisong was full of nonsense, but he still looked very satisfied: "It's about the same, for the sake of your filial piety, I won't play your little jj today......"
Although I also know that everyone is already an adult, no matter how fierce Su Doudou is, it is impossible to unscrupulously rip off the little boys' pants and play their little JJ like when he was a child, but Zhang Yisong still couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard this.
In fact, after hearing Zhang Yisong say the name of this Daji sister, Shi Lei already had an impression. I haven't heard the nickname of Sister Daji, but Su Doudou is like thunder.
In that life, Su Doudou's countless deeds were the most popular jokes in the circle, but they were all things that happened after the age of twenty, such as her eldest brother arranged a blind date for her, she directly took three girls of different nationalities to the blind date, and swaggered through the market, which scared the other party's family in an important position in a certain central department. Another example is that she went to Europe to study for a master's degree after graduating from university, and after getting her master's degree, she did not return to China or continue to study for a doctorate, but wandered the world with her little red envelope on her back as she signed on QQ at that time.
Su Doudou's eldest brother is more than 20 years older than her, and his parents died early, so he was a father and a mother to bring up this little sister. He has been working as an agent all his life, but he is helpless against his sister, and even if he mobilizes spy agents in Europe, he can't catch this slippery little fish at all. Su Doudou, who has been deeply influenced by counterintelligence theory since he was a child, has an extremely outstanding genius in evading the pursuit of agents.
Shi Lei clearly remembered that Su Doudou had an agreement with her eldest brother at that time, that is, when he was thirty years old, he would completely rein in his heart and no longer let him worry. But as a result, it was another widely circulated joke in the circle, this smiling lace edge, on the day of his thirtieth birthday, actually converted to Christianity and became a nun in a Vatican monastery, which completely made Su Doudou's eldest brother desperate.
In that life, Shi Lei had heard too many strange things about Su Doudou, and he also admired this strange woman who had a lot of fight with the red whisk in the Three Heroes of the Wind and Dust, but after all, he was stingy. It is said that after Su Doudou became a nun, the ancient Buddha in Tsing Yi really cut off all desires in the world, but left many legends widely spread in the circle. Of course, saying that the ancient Buddha in Tsing Yi is obviously not suitable is just a not too appropriate analogy.
What Shi Lei never expected was that not only did he see this strange woman in this life, but also that the first time they met, it would be such a scene. Shi Lei could only sigh to himself in vain, this girl really should only be in the sky, and the best is beyond limit.
Su Doudou is about a meter away from Shi Lei at the moment, and Shi Lei can take a good look at this fairy sister who once only existed in the news, but her fairy sister belongs to the genre of Jigong and Sun Wukong, and she just takes pleasure in violating the rules of heaven. and Wang Yuyan are really two extremes.
While Shi Lei looked at Su Doudou, Su Doudou also looked at Shi Lei without hesitation, and when Shi Lei saw that she was carrying a small red envelope that was not much bigger than a lunch box behind her, he finally couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" Su Doudou asked arrogantly.
Shi Lei shook his head and pointed to her little red envelope: "Are you going to wander the world with your little red envelope?" ”
Su Doudou was obviously stunned, and then grabbed Zhang Yisong's ear: "Is your big mouth here to promote it everywhere for me?" How does he know the allusion to my little red envelope? ”
Zhang Yisong grinned at Su Doudou's hand, but his ears were still being carried in the direction of the rabbit and developed rapidly.
"Hey, big sister, you let go quickly, I didn't say it, if I hadn't seen you today, he wouldn't have known about your existence!"
Su Doudou let go of the letter suspiciously, then frowned and looked at Shi Lei, and carefully looked at Shi Lei from head to toe. Then he fixed his eyes on Shi Lei's eyes and said, "You are Shi Lei?" ”
Shi Lei was stunned for a moment, obviously didn't expect Su Doudou to know about himself, but he quickly understood that in that life, he seemed to have heard that Su Doudou was very familiar with Qin Mubei, and she must have known Qin Jie, so it was not a strange thing to know herself.
Nodding, Shi Lei said, "It seems that Qin Jie betrayed me." ”
Su Doudou obviously didn't want to dwell on this topic, waved his hand as if to drive away an uninteresting fly, glanced at Shi Lei a few more times, and finally stopped at Shi Lei's eyes: "I don't think it's too demonic, why does Lao Qin praise you like a flower?" Speaking of which, I have known Lao Qin for so many years, and I have never seen him praise anyone so enthusiastically, and I thought that it would be a demonic existence, so I look at it like an ordinary person. In addition to a pair of eyes that are quite distinctive, the old lady likes it! ”
Shi Lei almost collapsed, speaking of which Shi Lei's eyes do have some characteristics, if you don't pay attention to it a little, it is easy to mistake him for a pair of Danfeng eyes, but the corners of his eyes are not as high as the legendary Danfeng eyes, but the natural eyes are narrower and longer. Usually, it looks like Shi Lei looks extremely calm, as if nothing has ever been able to make Shi Lei's heart fluctuate. But if Shi Lei gets angry and widens his eyes, he will find that his eyes are actually very large, and the color of his pupils is extremely deep. But usually, Shi Lei's narrow eyes and deep pupils often make people feel that his eyes are extremely clean, without any impurities, simple and innocent.
Although Shi Lei also knows this, there are many women in that life who will mention his eyes when they are with him, but like Su Doudou, who is straightforward when they meet for the first time, there is absolutely no second one, even Qin Mubei.
Obviously speechless, Shi Lei didn't know how to talk to this at all...... Well, in fact, she is a demon, not to mention her glorious deeds in that life, just her performance just now is enough to afford the word demon.
Seeing that Shi Lei didn't speak, just squinted his eyes, Su Doudou put on a fierce expression again, and threatened Shi Lei with a wrinkled nose: "I warn you, Xiao Shuishui is my person, and you are not allowed to touch her." ”
Shi Lei almost fell on his back, and he clearly heard Su Doudou's low muttering: "Such a good little Lori, but you can't cheapen this guy, although he seems to be quite pleasing." ”
(To be continued)