"What about this mess?" Li Guo pulled Honghong aside: "In the future, I can't keep a low profile if I want to." ”

Honghong glanced back at the group of people who were all looking at Li Guo, and then shook her head silently: "President, you have to adapt to your identity as quickly as possible." ”

Li Guo took a deep look at the bird spirit, and then nodded silently: "I'll try my best." ”

"That'...... President, before the post-holiday green and red ceremony, do you need me to assign you a professional teacher? Honghong pointed with her thumb to the spring behind her, who was singing to herself, "I'm not afraid to see cockroaches, I'm not afraid": "She." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and waved his hand again and again: "Forget it......"

Let's not talk about how high the gold content of this "professional" teacher in Honghong's mouth is, let this little girl teach Uncle Li Guo and Li...... It can be said to be an etiquette class, that Li Guo and his grandfather, who have passed away for a long time, probably have to give his dream to Guo's father in the middle of the night and let him beat Li Guo every day.

It's not that Li Guo can't pretend to be ...... It's that he deeply feels that it has no effect at all, and he has been used to living the life of the most ordinary and low-level working people since he was a child. There is an inexplicable sense of estrangement towards those who are swaggering and well-dressed. To put it mildly, Li Guo is a turtle with a bag, and when he grows so big, he has never eaten Western food except for KFC McDonald's, and he has never eaten other traditional dishes except for Yoshinoya and the landlord's sister. Of course, he often eats luxurious Lanzhou cuisine, and it is precisely because of this that he met the more he came into contact with the more cute the landlord sister and the little new sister of the heart.

But...... Li Guo has never been accustomed to eating Shaxian, which directly causes him to be unable to sing that loyal hymn, of course, now even if Li Guo has the opportunity to eat Western food or even charter the entire most upscale Western restaurant to eat alone, he will not go at all...... After all, if you can't swallow it, why bother to catch up with that trend by yourself.

Besides, with Li Guo's current identity, not to mention that he doesn't eat Western food, even if he can't eat by himself, there are still a lot of people on their knees begging him to go to various places to be merry.

"When will the Qinghong Banquet start?" It was really the first time that Li Guo took the initiative to ask about this matter, and he almost didn't pay attention to this aspect of the matter in normal times: "Didn't you say that it would be after the Lantern Festival?" ”

"There's no way, your handwriting this time is too big, Zhu Lao Liu is a little unbreathable." Honghong rubbed her nose: "So Zhu Fushui proposed to advance this matter, and the two sides should have an explanation for each other." ”

"Why do you want to confess...... Isn't this all about to become a fire and water? Li Guo asked in surprise: "What do you have to do to inform each other?" ”

At this time, the bird spirit suddenly rubbed his head from the side: "This is the rule." There are heads and faces on both sides, but they can't fight around like those street thugs grabbing land. Now everyone is a group, enterprise, large-scale modernization, and you can't let the surname come to Hu, anyway, you just go and see what flowers they play there, and the water comes to cover the matter. Isn't the Zhu family just a little rich, do you think the whole world is like the Celestial Empire and laughs at poverty and prostitutes? ”

Li Guo nodded, while Honghong looked at Bird Zijing with a look of surprise, and then turned his face sideways and asked Li Guo in a low voice, "Who is this woman?" Why do you know so much about what is going on inside? ”

is the chairman...... Li Guo glanced at Bird Zijing, and his heart was full of joy, but he couldn't show any strange expression on his face, he just shook his head silently: "She is the consultant that Bird Er helped me find." ”

"Bird two?" Honghong was stunned for a moment, and then showed a look of understanding: "Shangfeng? Sure enough, she is still amazing, and she can arrange things properly when she goes on vacation. ”

Bird Zijing pinched Li Guo's buttocks hard, and then looked at Honghong with a well-behaved smile: "Uncle take care of me, from today onwards I will be Li Guo's personal female secretary." ”

Personal...... These two words were bitten very hard by the bird essence, and intentionally or unintentionally towards Li Guo's eyes like silk, Honghong, who was almost bald and smart, immediately understood what was going on, he paused for a moment, and then raised his eyes and looked at his watch: "At six o'clock in the afternoon the day after tomorrow, I will pick you up and go back to Yanjing, and the sixth day of the new year is the Qinghong banquet." ”

As he spoke, he looked at the bird spirit next to him again: "We seem to have seen ......."

"No, no......" Bird Zijing was stunned, waved his hand again and again, and then took out a pair of big toad glasses from his pocket and brought them up: "You recognized the wrong person." ”

And at this time, Zhang Dalei, who had a fierce face and shocked the audience, and was not even comfortable singing, walked to Li Guo's side with a smile like a Tibetan mastiff, and looked the bird spirit up and down: "Ouch, hot girl, the road is narrow." ”

"You know?" Honghong glanced twice between Bird Zijing and Zhang Dalei: "Do you think she looks like a ...... Like the woman on the posthumous photo of the eighth master's house? ”

"I know it, I know it, isn't it the crazy girl who suddenly ran to the venue on the day of the annual meeting, the one who kicked me unconscious on the steering wheel, or the hospital you accompanied me to. But when you say that, I really think she resembles the person in the photo. Zhang Dalei paused: "What is it like, it's exactly like his mother......"

Li Guo and Bird Zijing were also confused, and almost at the same time they asked, "What?" ”

"This and this ......" Jin Chun suddenly shoved the microphone in his hand to Mo Chou, who was biting his fingers and greedy for others to sing, and took out his mobile phone from his small bag, and clicked it in front of Li Guo: "It's a posthumous photo, I saw that the woman's beauty, so I secretly took it from my uncle." ”

Li Guo and Bird Zijing leaned their heads over...... Then I found a neat black and white photo of the bird spirit on the mobile phone screen, with a sorrow like spring breeze and rain on the front, and a pair of electronic candles suddenly stood in front of the photo...... "I wipe the ......" The bird spirit turned green on the spot: "Damn......"

After scolding, she gritted her teeth and looked up at Li Guo, and whispered, "I can't spare him." ”

As for Li Guo, he just puffed and laughed like a fart, for fear that the smile would be too obvious and provoke the bird spirit in an inexplicable direction, and his face showed a sullen look.

Fortunately, Bird Zijing's ugly face was fleeting, and when she was passing her face, her acting skills were excellent and changed to a breathtaking look, and she said in surprise: "It's really too similar...... Who is this person? ”

It's Mombi...... It's Momby...... Bird Zijing's heart is trembling, for her, this kind of drama is the most difficult in the world, after all, if anyone points to their posthumous photos and asks who this person is, the pressure is screaming, even if it is an Oscar plus Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Three Actors, her voice is still dry, and her liver trembles...... "The eighth master often said that this woman is the most tasteful and capable woman she has ever seen." Honghong's eyebrows raised: "But it's almost a century ago, if you are still alive, it is estimated that you will become a sperm." ”

The plum fruit that bit a lollipop, as soon as he heard this, he directly bit the whole lollipop, making a loud clicking sound. And Bird Zijing rolled his eyes at him, and poked Li Guo's ass with his hand...... "President, this matter is decided." I'll pick you up the day after tomorrow. Honghong obviously saw the intimate little movements of Bird Zijing and Li Guo, so he didn't bother too much: "Is there anything else to order?" ”

Li Guo touched his chin: "I guess you don't need to pick it up, let's just go back by ourselves." ”

"Okay." Honghong didn't have any words contrary to Li Guo, and after Li Guo proposed to go back by himself, he agreed to it.

And just when Honghong Zhang Dalei and Jinchun just walked to the door, a terrifying and poignant super girl voice suddenly came from the KTV box, singing a song that couldn't be heard at all...... The voice directly sang the red light behind the KTV stereo, and the more terrifying thing was...... That voice actually gave Li Guo the illusion of penetrating the back of the paper, the thick paper of the Xinhua dictionary...... At this moment, the soundproof wall of KTV can no longer stop Mochou, the roof of KTV can no longer stop Mochou, and even the entire human race and even the whole world can not stop Mochou. Her voice was like a high-speed rocket poking out of the earth, directly piercing the sky and penetrating time and space.

But the key problem is that people with pentatonic imperfection will not know that they are actually incomplete pentatonic at all. The more critical problem is that Mo Chou will subconsciously bring her incomparable spiritual power when she sings, and her spiritual power is wrapped in sword energy...... Although this time Mo Chou did not launch the kind of killer song that can shatter the street lamp and even wake up Xiao Kui. But it is clear that singing in her original voice is a challenge to the rules of the world...... Who would have thought that such a beautiful girl would have such a good voice...... If the resistance is weaker, the snot and saliva will flow out on the spot...... The weaker one is like a kind of epilepsy with the white eyeballs turned up, and the expression is hideous and terrifying...... Li Guo is okay, Xu has resistance, but the bird's spirit is sensitive, and she collapsed as soon as she heard this voice...... His eyes were red, and he jumped from the sixth floor without saying a word. But even with such a big move, no one can find out about her at all, so you can imagine how influential Mo Chou is...... Li Guo has a conscience. Yes! He has a conscience.

A man's conscience is like a sewer in a city, it must be there, but it does not require the attention or praise of anyone or anyone until a storm suddenly falls for a few hours. At this time, the important surname of the sewer is actually the same as the conscience of the person.

So Li Guo didn't say a word, walked to Mo Chou's side, snatched the microphone from Mo Chou's hand who was singing "Ten Sending the Red Army", and held her in his arms, and then pressed Mo Chou his chest...... Mo Chou, who was invested, didn't know what she had done, but she felt that Li Guo's sudden attack caught her a little off guard, but she enjoyed the feeling of being hugged tightly, so she was shameless, and actually hugged Li Guo's waist tightly in front of so many people for the first time...... And at this moment, Li Guo kept making glances at those people in the room who had just been brainwashed and had not yet recovered their strength, signaling them to hurry up and heal their wounds...... However, including the clever tiger sister, they are still the same dead look, and ...... "it's over......" Li Guo has a dead face, because he found that Honghong who just walked to the door and the gang of people in spring also have the same expression, so his first thought was that Mo Chou burned people's brains...... Huge compensation...... Plus a lifetime of living in guilt. This is something that Li Guo has been spinning in his mind now...... Then around and around, Li Guo was almost sad...... "...... Messire. Hold on to ...... Tighten a little tight......"

Mo Chou in his arms is still coquettish. This made Li Guo struggle to shake the balance of morality...... But at this moment, there was a sudden high-pitched gasp in the room...... Then one by one, they all came back to their senses. There was silence in the room, except for the subtitles on the big screen...... The stereo was burned by Mo Chou's high pitch just now, giving off a burnt smell.

"I seem to have been struck by lightning...... Sister Tiger rubbed her head: "My head hurts......"

Liang Xin was the second to wake up from the nightmare: "I didn't drink again......"

Seeing that the people around him didn't notice it at all, but obviously left sequelae, Li Guo hurriedly grabbed Mo Chou and hurriedly said goodbye...... At the beginning, Sister Tiger wanted to keep Li Guo more, but in the end, her head hurt and she wanted to die, so she kept it, and she asked for the surname and went on the road with Li Guo. And Sister Tiger goes, of course, Liang Xin, who has always had a crush on her, has to follow, so that almost all the protagonists are gone.

The rest of the people are either pounding their feet or moaning their heads...... None of them seemed comfortable anyway. And Chen Qi's face was as pale as ever, because when Qi Yingjie left just now, he threatened him coldly, saying that he would go bankrupt within three months...... And the reason for all this is probably just because Qi Yingjie wants to pat Li Guo's ass...... "Are you all right?" Li Guo walked to the parking lot and asked Honghong and Sister Tiger, who had a very ugly face: "Just go back and rest." ”

"It was as if I had been pierced by a steel nail just now." Honghong took out a bottle of Red Bull from his car and killed it in one bite: "No, I have to go back and rest quickly...... President, I am waiting for your good news. ”

Seeing Honghong and his party leave in six cars, Li Guo patted Mo Chou's buttocks: "You are in trouble again." ”

Mo Chou stuck out his tongue: "Xianggong...... People know it's wrong......"

How can you know that you are wrong...... Li Guo looked at Mo Chou, whose face was full of red light, and shook his head helplessly. This girl is getting more and more, she was still a dirty country girl when she first came, and now she has learned to be pampered and proud. This made her mix with the Bird Essence landlord sister and the others, and Li Guo would have no good time in the future...... At this time, Bird Zijing was carrying a bag of pancakes, and there was one in his mouth, and slowly wandered to Li Guo's car, and looked inside: "Yo, there is a pair of golden boys and girls sleeping in it?" ”

Li Guo nodded: "Mo Chou is too fierce......"

Bird Zijing nodded: "That singing, if you can go to the Spring Festival Gala, the problem of Chinese population expansion will be solved in an instant." Eat pancakes or not, it tastes good. ”

Li Guo took one and ate it in two bites: "Prepare, we're going back." ”

Bird Zijing was stunned: "Where are you going?" ”

"You're not here today, are you?" Li Guo twisted the nose of the bird essence: "Go back and see Sister Xue." ”

Bird Zijing touched his chin, and his eyes shot out of Dao Jingguang: "It is said that soaking wine with dragon scales can cure impotence." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, turned around and got into the car with a dark face: "Don't you even let Sister Xue go?" ”

Bird spirit shook his fingers: "Aren't people all for you...... If you continue like this, sooner or later you won't be able to harden up. ”

Li Guo gritted his teeth, turned his head to look at Mo Chou, who was giggling with laughter, and rubbed his nose: "You have learned badly......

(To be continued)