"No way!" Father Bird slapped the window hard: "At least I have to wait here with me until the fifteenth day of the new year." ”

"You have to agree if you agree, and you have to agree if you don't!" The bird girl wiped her nose, and her muscles bulged high: "You stopped me." ”

Li Guo slammed his hand beside him and shook it in front of the bird spirit: "It's over...... It's too much. ”

Bird Zijing turned his head to look at Li Guo: "Is it the muscle?" ”

At this time, the bird father stroked his hair very motherly, and then slowly removed a layer of face mask that constantly changed colors from his face, and after the face was removed, the decent bird father suddenly became Mo Chou.

"This is what I stole from that old sister of yours that day, it's amazing." Bird Zijing pointed to the mask on Mo Chou's hand: "It seems that it can be used repeatedly." ”

"And there's a faint scent." Mo Chou nodded again and again: "It's very similar to the taste of flowers." ”

Li Guo saw that the two of them were about to shift the topic to what perfume is better and what perfume is not allergic, he quickly glanced back at Sister Tiger and Liang Xin, who were sleeping soundly, and saw that the two of them should not be able to wake up in a short time. Yu, and then Li Guosuo stopped the car on the side and cleared his throat: "You two be serious, I guess Uncle Bird won't let Bird Go." He's a bit of a pervert, like a deformed lover. I have to think of a way, what kind of green and red banquet is there this time, if there are no birds around, I am a little empty. ”

"Bah, you'd better pay attention to your little new deformed father." Bird Zijing rubbed his nose: "Anyway, if he doesn't let me go back with you, can they be willing to throw the six-year-old me to the world, can't I let the two of them eat rice balls alone." ”

The more the bird spirit talked, the more excited she became, and in the end, she seemed to put on a proud posture with her head wagging and her tail dangling, as if she was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl bragging to her boyfriend and saying: You just play with me to your heart's content, anyway, my dad can't control me, and it doesn't matter if he knows.

But guess what, the girls who usually say this kind of thing are facing a five-year or ten-year curfew, and most of her boyfriends who seem to be invincible in the surrounding primary and secondary schools will be hospitalized for more than half a year with serious injuries or intracranial hemorrhage.

So although Li Guo doesn't have the trouble of "having a school-age daughter at home", he can instinctively empathize with the feeling of Bird's father. No matter how hard the bird is, it is estimated that it is definitely not as hard as the fist of the bird father, after all, an adult man who can reach the first cosmic speed, Li Guo is really not sure that he can defend him for more than three seconds...... After all, this is more than 20 times the speed of sound, even if you throw a ten-pound red brick anywhere at this speed, the power when it lands is definitely more than the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima, Li Guo can't imagine that when he falls to the ground at this speed, the absolute defense given to him by Zhan Lu can really defend.

"No...... I think you'll have to say it well. Li Guo stupidly touched his beardless chin, as if Second Brother Guan was contemplating there, and his eyes looked straight out of the window.

"Then what else can I do but come hard?" Li Guo thought for a while: "Can you say no?" ”

"I'm afraid it won't work, my dad, he eats hard and not soft. The softer you are, the more he will come to you again, and when you encounter someone who plays with your life, he will wilt on the spot. Bird's eyes were deep: "It's like he doesn't even dare to talk back to your little kitten." If it was a real fight, my dad wouldn't send her anywhere, but he just wouldn't dare. ”

Li Guo nodded as if he was aware and started the car again: "I don't want to play with my life, you can come by yourself when the time comes." ”

As soon as Bird Zijing heard Li Guo say this, he was not happy on the spot, and his face was full of unhappiness, as long as anyone with eyes could see it: "Oh, you just have this point, can you give up your life for this and that, and now you don't even dare to say a word for me?" ”

"Sister, you figure it out. That's your dad, who do you think that's that? Then he said......" Li Guo paused: "I'm playing with your father, which side are you on?" ”

"I sell peanuts, melon seeds, popcorn." Toriko didn't think about it, and blurted out directly: "Anyway, you can't beat my dad, and my dad won't dare to kill you." ”

Mo Chou sat on the bird's leg, eating messy things, and asked with a puzzled face, "Why don't you dare to kill Xianggong?" ”

Bird Zijing pouted: "Just because my mother loves his father so dead, my dad is going to kill Li Guo, not to mention others, my mother alone can eat my dad raw." You look at it, you look at it, this complicated relationship between men and women. To be honest, if my mother hadn't had anything to do with Li Guo and his father, I would have cut off my head. Forget it, Li Guo, you really have to call me sister. Then one day you get drunk again and stab me, and I get pregnant again without knowing it, then this is a great ethical tragedy, and you can catch the thunderstorm. ”

Saying that, the bird spirit also nodded his chin innocently: "If you really ask me for that kind of thing one day, what should I do...... Mo Chou, let's demonstrate, you play Li Guo. ”

Mo Chou agreed repeatedly, and put on the mask that looked quite scary. However, the moment the mask was put on, the second Li Guo appeared on the face of the bird spirit.

And Li Guo didn't say a word from beginning to end, just glanced at Bird Zijing and Mo Chou, who were having a good time, with strange eyes.

"I'm going to follow you!" Li Guo, played by Mo Chou, suddenly turned around and pinched the chin of the bird spirit: "Hurry up, I can't wait!" ”

Li Guo braked suddenly...... Then he turned his head violently and grabbed his hair: "Please, don't play anymore!" ”

Bird Zijing hugged Mo Chou's waist with one hand, and waved at Li Guo with the other: "Get out." ”

"Then you can play it......" Li Guo was about to collapse: "Can you stop playing me like a pervert......"

Li Guo, played by Mo Chou, was stunned: "That...... Xianggong, you're usually like this. ”

Li Guo's heart is dripping blood...... He really didn't know what his image in Mo Chou's heart had distorted, he dared to pat his chest and swear to God with both hands raised high, he had never said even half a sentence to Mo Chou that only Ladyboy could say just now. If one thing is false, Li Guo is willing to be bitten off by amber...... "Ignore him." Bird Zijing kicked Li Guo with her foot, and then her eyes suddenly changed, becoming shy and tactful and full of ignorant sweetness like first love, she looked at Li Guo played by Mo Chou in a daze: "You...... Which do you want to follow me? ”

Li Guo was trembling by the sound of the bird's fragrance, his hair stood up in half, he didn't say a word, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, opened the door and got out of the car: "I'm going to smoke a cigarette......"

Li Guo stood on the national highway where the cold wind was swishing, and when he was smoking and looking around in boredom, he suddenly had an inexplicable strange feeling, which had rarely appeared before, it was the feeling of someone whispering his name in his ear. When I was a child, when I was enjoying the shade under the tree, I heard the old people say that if you are alone outside at night and hear someone calling your name, you must not answer. Some say it's a wild ghost looking for a stand-in, and some say it's a goblin who wants to eat people. Although the answers are bizarre, they are not good.

"Don't respond!" The voice of the disabled Zhijian suddenly sounded: "It's the scratching thing in the Lock Demon Tower!" It's locking your spot. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Lock my location?" Doesn't it know? ”

"Use it with supernatural powers." The disabled Zhijian said hello casually, and then suddenly turned into a human form and appeared in front of Li Guo, and stretched out his hand to Li Guo: "Come on a cigarette." ”

"I said, why don't you 'borrow your supernatural powers' with my consent...... The soul is scared out of you. Li Guo handed him a cigarette while counting the remnants of Zhijian: "What did you mean by what you said just now?" ”

"It's simple." The disabled Zhijian smoked like a little rascal: "It is the best time to be in good spirits at midnight every day, and then it misses you, so what does it think about you?" I can only call you as a bridge through the connection with you in the past. You think it's so easy to find someone, and the Lock Demon Tower won't do human flesh searches. You can only use such a primitive method to find someone, as soon as you respond to it, it will follow your spiritual power to grope through. Don't regret it then. ”

"Is it as scary as you say?" Li Guo looked at the gloomy expression on Zhijian's face: "What you said is too evil, as soon as something passes through your mouth, it will make people creepy." ”

The disabled Zhijian glanced at Li Guo with disdain: "Do you know what the Lock Demon Tower is looking for you?" ”

"I don't know, it can't be a bad thing anyway, right?" Li Guo touched his chest: "After all, you have been with me for so many years. ”

Zhijian, who was disabled, pinched the cigarette butt flat, then put it in his mouth, took a slow puff, then blew the cigarette and sprayed Li Guo's head and face: "Imagination is always beautiful, but reality is full of cruelty." The little tata is not a fuel-efficient lamp, it summons you for the sake of your spiritual power. Of course, I am also for your spiritual power, but I can help you fight monsters and level up and wear equipment...... "Do you want to say it so directly......" Li Guo touched his head: "What else do you say about precious friendship, if you say it with your mouth, it is all pure Luo Quanfart." You and the energy consumed by the Lock Demon Tower, who has a little more. ”

"Of course it's it, think about it, how much spiritual power does such a big guy need. You say yes, it absorbs enough spiritual power in an hour for me to use it for forty-five minutes. After the disabled Zhijian finished speaking, the world suddenly fell silent...... "I calculate...... "I counted" The disabled Zhijian pretended to wrench his fingers: "Hey...... That doesn't seem right. ”

Li Guo threw down the cigarette butt and sneered with disdain on his face: "You think you are Zhang Xiaohua, you have scored twenty-six points in mathematics in the college entrance examination." If you want to exclude dissidents, just say it, okay, going around such a big circle, it scared me, and in the end you miscalculated yourself. Get in the car, next time you cheat people to count well. ”

"No...... Boy, you'll have to listen to me. The disabled Zhijian followed behind Li Guo: "I am very different from it, a young man, I am a necessity of life, it is a luxury, a young man...... Hey, oops, my foot is twisted. No way...... You wait for me, the old man is afraid of the dark......"

The disabled Zhi struggled to howl to no avail, and finally could only turn back into the sword handle and return to Li Guo's body, and made a muffled and strange sound from his down jacket: "You say! You said! Do you want me or that little scratcher! ”

Li Guo shrugged: "Wait for the situation, in case the Lock Demon Tower is a one-of-a-kind super weapon and a peerless bewitching beauty, you say I choose you?" ”

Disabled Zhijian paused: "Thinking about it this way, I really don't have any effect. But boy, I'll give you a hint, you can choose it by the way. I don't mind...... I mean it...... You see, you're going to throw me away, and the next day huge nude photos of you will appear on the political axe homepage all over the world and even on the intranet of the US FBI. This is not a threat, repeating, this is not a threat. ”

"I'll go back and order you a month's worth of modern weapons, cold weapons version." Li Guo replied without being salty: "Plus the complete works of Fengyun." ”

"Is it Ma Rongcheng's signed version?" The handicapped will asked nervously: "Is there a model of a hardcover peerless sword?" ”

Li Guo touched his chin: "Look at your performance." ”

When it was, the disabled Zhijian suddenly lost his voice, and even Li Guo took the initiative to call twice, but the disabled Zhijian only coldly refused any of Li Guo's requests to talk on the grounds that he was in retreat.

At this moment, Li Guo's world suddenly became pure. Without the chatter of the disabled Zhijian, Li Guo suddenly felt that there seemed to be one more thing in this world that made people feel happy.

So Li Guo hummed a song...... But when he opened the car door humming a song, Li Guo's jaw bone was almost shattered and fractured...... Because the bird spirit in the car and Mo Chou, who played Li Guo, kissed with an almost fanatical appearance, Mo Chou's body was pressed against the glass in front of the car, and his little face was red, and the bird spirit had already reached into Mo Chou's clothes, and kept pinching Mo Chou's chest...... "Don't move!" Li Guo shouted: "That's my ......"

Frightened by Li Guo like this, Bird Zijing and Mo Chou suddenly bounced up, and both of them actually showed a bewildered and confused look, and the Bird Zijing, whose face was so thick, actually blushed for the first time, and there was actually a layer of mist on his eyes...... Li Guo remained in the posture of standing at the door for more than a minute, and then he sat back in the car silently: "I will suffocate and coma in the car......"

The bird spirit didn't speak, and Mo Chou rubbed to the side, lowered his head and whispered, "She...... She just wanted to know how Xianggong was close...... The ...... of the dear and sorrowful"

Li Guo coughed: "I didn't see anything......"

"Oh......" Li Guo replied casually, then silently started the car and continued to hurry...... This kind of thing...... Li Guo really couldn't make any remarks, although it was really exciting...... However, Li Guo definitely does not encourage strange creatures with the same surname to appear around him, especially a well-behaved little girl like Mo Chou. As for Bird Zijing, it may be better for her to continue to be her silly eldest sister who is as beautiful as a flower...... "Li Guo......" Bird Zijing suddenly whispered: "Are you really so close to Mo Worry......

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and neither dared to nod nor shake his head...... Mo Chou also nodded, shaking Li Guo's arm: "Xianggong, Mo Chou...... Mo Chou didn't mean it...... I just think she's a woman too...... Convenient...... Oops......"

"This ...... Actually, strictly speaking. Li Guo sat precariously and did not squint: "Kissing is very unhygienic...... It can transmit hepatitis B and various parasites, which is not worth advocating from a hygienic point of view......"

After listening to this, the bird spirit snorted, and then whispered in Mo Chou's ear and beeped and kept talking, while Mo Chou nodded and shook his head, refusing from time to time and then nodding in agreement from time to time...... "By the way, what should I do with this golden boy and girl?" The bird spirit quickly returned to its original appearance, although it still looked a little blushing, but at least it didn't have the girlish look just now, just pointed to the tiger sister and Liang Xin who had been sleeping in the back seat from beginning to end: "Just throw it in this?" ”

Li Guo pondered for a while...... Fortunately, he still knew Sister Tiger's house, so he immediately changed his route and silently brought Sister Tiger and Liang Xin to Sister Tiger's house.

When she went out to greet her, it was Sister Tiger's father, who looked very cruel and tyrannical, but had actually been fasting and chanting Buddha for almost 30 years. After he saw his daughter and a handsome man with a murderous temperament getting drunk, what he showed was not anger, but an inexplicable joy, and dragged Tang's mother out of bed and asked her to see her daughter's new boyfriend...... Li Guo was very embarrassed...... But he couldn't help it, after all, the old couple couldn't listen to anyone at all, they were happy that their daughter with the same surname had found a boyfriend, and cleaned the room overnight to change the quilt. Then let Li Guo witness Sister Tiger and Liang Xin being stuffed into a quilt...... "Did I do something stupid?" On the way back, Li Guo seemed preoccupied: "It seems to be very stupid......"

Torikoshi bit her lip and thought for a moment, "You like your classmate?" ”

"Don't be jealous, okay?" As soon as Li Guo saw Bird Zijing's expression, he already knew what she was thinking: "I'm not a bulldozer, as long as I see a beautiful girl, I have to ...... I'm not...... Ahem......"

"It's a shame that you say that." Torikoshi said, her eyes narrowed, and she suddenly lifted her shirt up.

And Li Guo's eyes immediately aimed at a certain bulge...... "Don't you look at it." The bird spirit who put down his clothes turned around and patted Mo Chou: "He still has the face to say that he is not lustful." ”

"It's instinct...... It's just instinct. Li Guo was really ashamed, she was actually put on the spot by the bird again, and there was obviously a sports vest under her clothes...... I didn't even see the shit.

Mo Chou sighed: "The book says that men can't use Nokia, they have to use apples." The man who uses the apple has to go home every night to recharge. It's more secure. ”

Li Guo was squeezed back and forth by Bird Zijing and Mo Chou along the way, until the three of them entered the house...... And then ...... "No! Father Bird, who was playing chess with Xiaokui, slapped the coffee table hard: "At least I have to wait here for the Lantern Festival." ”

Li Guo was stunned, turned his head sideways and whispered to Mo Chou, "What am I talking about......"

"You have to agree if you agree, and you have to agree if you don't!" The bird girl wiped her nose and her face was full of anger, but this time she didn't inflate herself and turn into a muscular girl: "You stopped me." ”

Father Bird stared at Li Guo and said, "What's so good about this kid, you won't stick to him like this." ”

"Hehe......" Li Guo rubbed his hands and ...... with a smile on his face, "I just like it, how about it." Oh, you say abandon me if you abandon me, you have no obligation at all, and now you suddenly appear and want to enjoy the rights? Bird Zijing walked up to Li Guo without saying a word and grabbed his hand: "I have already slept with him, and I plan to have a child in the next year!" ”

"Hehe......" Li Guo still rubbed his hands, but immediately, he seemed to feel that there was something wrong with Bird Zijing's words, and his face suddenly changed drastically: "What...... What the...... I didn't hear ...... clearly."

"Xianggong, she said that she will give you a child after the year." Mo Chou looked innocent: "Come on!" ”

Fuck your balls...... You're going to kill your father, Sister Bird...... You know that my lord and my wife have hated me for opening a harem, and now you are in full view of everyone, and you actually broke out a shocking gossip, but this is to kill my head...... Li Guo's eyes fluttered, and his liver and gallbladder trembled. The color of the face changed from white to red, from red to white, and finally sallow and sallow, which is not a cold-proof ...... "fake." Bird's mother, who was reading a comic book with a disability, suddenly said coldly: "It's not broken, and I'm still giving birth." ”

Torikoshi was stunned: "You...... How do you know? ”

"That cinnabar mole on your hand is Shougong Sha. Idiot. Mother Bird raised her head slightly: "Can a fool like you still think of some novel ways to deceive people?" ”

Bird Zijing was stunned for a moment, rolled up her sleeves, and Li Guo found that she really had a peach petal-shaped carmine mark on her hand, and it was a gorgeous red.

"Shougong Sand ......" Bird Zijing was stunned: "How can there be such a thing that does not conform to science?" ”

Mother Bird didn't even raise her head this time: "Is there anything more unscientific than you?" ”

With a perfect blow, the big bird beats the little birdie, and the little bird strikes out...... "Let the child go wherever she wants." Guo Dad walked out of the room wearing a Mao suit at this time: "Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren......

Li Guo sneered in his heart, his father...... The kid in your mouth is at least two nails older than you...... "Hmm...... Okay......" Bird's mother's tone was suddenly gentle, and then nodded: "Then so be it......"

"No! I absolutely disagree! Father Bird finally got a hand at the door this time, and pulled the bird essence: "Lao Tzu said that if you don't allow it, you won't allow it!" ”

"That's the old rule." Guo Dad walked slowly in front of Bird Father and laid out the chessboard: "Play chess to decide the winner." ”

Father Bird petrified on the spot, and then slowed down: "No......"

And Guo Dad touched his chin and pulled the tail of the croton sleeping on the sofa: "Then force will decide the victory." ”

Father Bird continues to petrify: "No......"

"What do you want? If you don't come to Wendou, you won't come to Wudou. What exactly do you want to do? Guo Dad and Li Guo pinched their temples in the same pose: "You are doing your own sin......"

Guo Dad suddenly raised his finger: "The forty-fifth generation head of the Li family, on the orders of Li Rushui, the son of the forty-third generation of the spirit beast, Banlangen...... No, I'm not the head of the house anymore......"

As he spoke, Guo's father suddenly looked at Li Guo: "You are talking." ”

Li Guo suddenly woke up from the picture of the bird pinching Mo Chou's chest just now: "Huh? Talk to me? ”

"You are now the head of the family, forcibly order Banlangen to follow you, as long as she is willing, no one has the right to interfere." Guo's father kept hitting Li Guo with his elbow, and winked at him desperately.

But Li Guo was stunned: "Isn't this using power for personal gain......"

This time, it was finally Guodad's turn to be at a loss, and he pinched his forehead hard: "How can there be such a stupid son...... In the Li family's family rules, there is no prohibition on abusing power for personal gain. ”

But Bird Zijing suddenly looked at Guo's father with teary eyes: "Can you ask Li Guo to help me change my name...... I don't want to call Banlangen......"

Guo Dad thought for a while: "Yes...... As long as you agree to it yourself. ”

Li Guo looked up at the bird spirit, and then at his father: "Didn't you say that she wasn't a spirit beast......

Guo Dad snorted: "Just add one temporarily, and his mother will help me get the family tree." ”

Temporary ...... Li Guo really knows why his grandfather kicked his father out of the house now...... A person who can tamper with the family tree with impunity seems to have little effect in keeping...... And the father of the bird suddenly stood up at this time: "It's okay to let her go with your son, but you have to promise that your son won't touch her!" I don't want my daughter to sleep with a human. ”

Bird Zi snorted coldly: "You wait, I'll go and get it with him tonight." If I can't do it here, I'll go out and fight in the field. ”

Li Guo waved his hand again and again: "You haven't discussed it with me yet......

But when it was in this mess, Amber suddenly appeared on Li Guo's shoulder in the form of a kitten, and looked around: "He's mine tonight." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, Croton suddenly appeared behind Li Guo with a bad aura, and lifted her upside down with an amber tail: "What you just said, repeat it." ”

"I ...... I...... Now...... Today...... He...... I ......" Amber suddenly said incoherently: "I sleep on the side of his pillow ......"

When Croton heard this, he put the amber back on Li Guo's shoulder: "Don't have any abnormal physical contact with the men of the Li family." Otherwise, I will shave you. ”

And from this...... Li Guo suddenly wondered, he really couldn't understand why these older generation of spirit beasts strictly forbade their offspring to have a super-friendly relationship with the descendants of the Li family...... And it seems as if they have all consulted each other and reached some kind of consensus...... But it was clear that the daughters of these spirit beasts seemed to be attracted by some special magical power...... This made Li Guo really puzzled...... "You can't win me." Guo's father stood with his arms in return, his face calm: "I'll make a bet with you." Within one year, up to one year. ”

Li Guo was quite surprised: "What year?" ”

But his words seemed very small now, and Father Bird suddenly got up and raised a finger at Dad Guo: "A bottle of 30-year-old Moutai." ”

And Croton shook his head indifferently: "Stay with you for one night." ”

Guo Dad shook his head resolutely: "Don't, don't...... Change one. ”

Croton thought for a while: "Ten catties of cat coffee." ”

Bird Zijing's expression was melancholy: "I'm worth a bottle of Moutai ......"

And the amber on Li Guo's shoulder looked even more sad, and suddenly a spirit: "......"

(To be continued)