Chapter 48: Checks and Balances
I admit that the matter of world domination will never be cold when joked, especially suitable for the kind of brothers who have been to school for a few days and are not highly educated to sit together and talk nonsense, you can know from his imagination who he usually hates the most, which female star is his surname fantasy object.
For example, today, if there is no Yuan Demon present, Ah Po Wushuang and I can also have a heated discussion on this, who wouldn't play it? But our electromagnetic boss is really waiting for the letter on the side, if you really say it, he can immediately tell you the secret bases of several nuclear powers, it is estimated that you will have to leave after lunch, this is different, usually the little people sit in the restaurant and brag about how to spend the bank if I rob the bank, if you really throw a few pairs of socks and a few single explosions in front of him and let him him, he will be dumbfounded-
The situation we face is similar to that of ordinary people who rob a bank: it is possible to succeed, but it is still crazy!
The Yuan Demon was very disappointed with the outcome of our discussions, but after knowing that we had lost our memory, he was a little abrupt, and he held on to his last hope and said: "I know, you have lost your real surname, no wonder I feel that your strength is also much weaker." ”
I wondered, "Does it have anything to do with this?" ”
Yuan Demon sneered: "Of course there is, just look at the wolf after it was domesticated into a dog, as the four who inherited my main strength, the strength you show now is completely unequal to that of 6,000 years ago, which is probably the reason why you cringe." ”
I spread my hands and said, "Anyway, we really don't have much interest in ruling the world, maybe we'll come back to you when we change our minds?" ”
The Yuan Demon jumped in the semiconductor, and finally tried to say, "Don't you like that princess chick?" When you rule the world, she'll be yours. ”
I laughed and said, "You're sorry about this, if I really like her, I'll soak her." ”
The Yuan Demon shouted, "Didn't you make a big detour like that? ”
I laughed and said, "It's better than the road you pointed me out." ”
If you like a woman, you have to conquer the world to get her, then everyone in this world has already made their brains. Think about it, for example, if you like the little sister next door, so you don't say a word and roll up the cover and embark on the road to conquer the world, but as soon as you go out, you meet the neighbor's neighbor who is dressed up like you and is about to fly away, and when you ask, you know that he also likes the little sister, then you have to make a break between the two of you first, saving the trouble in the future, so the two of them fought, until the director of the neighborhood committee arrived with the police - I have dealt with this matter, but I don't know if the two of them were thinking about the world at that time, anyway, the film police finally defined this matter as: jealousy.
"So, you're going to go against me?" The tone of the Yuan Demon was full of threat.
I hurriedly said, "We're not going to go against you. ”
"If you don't help me, you're against me!" The Yuan Demon shouted!
I said helplessly: "Then whatever you think, anyway, we can't go with you." "Since he tore his face, I'm not afraid of his retaliation, anyway, we know very well that his details are just an electromagnetic wave, and all he can do is keep running through our heads to try to get one of us to get a brain tumor, and this trick doesn't work for Ah Po.
Yuan Demon said coldly: "Since this is the case, don't use my power in the future!" ”
I smiled and said, "What if you use it?" ”
The Yuan Demon sneered and said, "Then you can try - every time you use the demonic power, I can receive a special wavelength, and then I will rush to your side at the standard speed of light and take back this part of the demonic power you have released." Yuan Demon sneered, "What is different is that the demon power that I have withdrawn will not be renewable, which is devastating for you, which means that from now on, your power will be used less and less, until you become a real human being!" ”
I said angrily, "What's in it for you? Even if you take back all our power, can you use it without a physical body? ”
"I can't." Yuan Demon simply said: "But I have no choice, do you think I would still talk nonsense with you if I didn't use these powers?" But if you don't want to help me, I can only do this kind of thing that hurts others and is not beneficial to myself, and I can't take advantage of you for nothing. ”
We looked at each other......
"Now give you another chance, can you help me?"
I looked at them for a moment and said resolutely, "No!" "Most of the time, as the director of the neighborhood committee, I don't want to speak too much, but this time there is really no room for turnaround, the other party is an electromagnetic wave, and we don't even have a chance to make a mistake.
Yuan Demon Hehe Monster laughed: "Very good, then you just wait and see, don't think that I can't balance you, let alone think that if you don't help me, human beings will treat you as friends, in addition to you, I also control the most powerful private organization in the world, from today onwards, I will use all means to let human beings discover your identity, let's see if they will treat you as a hero to save the world or as a virus, and then we will see if they will treat you as a hero to save the world or as a virus, and they will be destroyed as soon as possible!" ”
I gasped, and the Yuan Demon said coldly, "Now you find that it's hard to be my enemy, right?" It's too late to change your mind......"
The angry Ah Po didn't wait for him to finish smashing the semiconductor to pieces with a punch, but soon Charlie walked in with the phone, and he continued to convey the words of the Yuan Demon: "Our boss is very angry, but he is willing to give you another chance for the sake of you who are not sober yet." ”
Ah Po said: "If you let him eat a steamed bun in front of us, we will promise him." ”
Charlie's face changed when he heard the call, and he calmly said to us, "Our boss said he wasn't ready to forgive you. ”
I looked at him with interest and said, "Have you met your boss?" ”
Charlie naturally said, "No one in our organization has ever seen the boss. ”
I deliberately said, "Have you ever thought that your boss might be an electromagnetic wave?" ”
Charlie lowered his hands and said respectfully: "I only know that he is a good boss." This sentence is obviously suspicious of sycophancy, but it can also be seen that part of the sincerity, the Yuan Demon really caught these foreign grandsons, if it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't fully believe in their abilities, he would probably have commanded this group of people to kill people all over the world and set fires.
After Charlie left, Xiaohui said, "Now we are all in danger." ”
Wushuang said: "If what the Yuan Demon said is true, then it is not just as simple as danger. ”
I asked Xiaohui, "Do you have any suggestions?" ”
"Don't waste any more power!" Xiaohui said to Ah Po: "The top priority, no matter what method you use, let Lin Ziwen give up the assassination against you." She turned to me again, "Ah Yi, I know that slowing down time has brought you a lot of convenience in normal times, so from now on, don't do that unless there is a danger that you can't get through it." In the matter of the Yuan Demon, we can only believe in it. ”
I nodded, "Of course I understand." ”
Xiaohui continued: "There is a saying that the ghost does not go away, we must have long-term psychological preparation in the future, our boss is the perfect interpretation of this word, I bet he is by our side now, and I don't know if he can hear us, but we will try to avoid using electrical appliances in the future, my understanding of electromagnetic waves is still in the initial stage, but I will change the situation of passive beating as soon as possible." ”
This is Xiaohui, her super wisdom brings her invincible confidence, although I am their boss, but whenever there is a situation, Xiaohui gives orders, we don't feel abnormal, I think if we really want to conquer the world, she must contribute more than me.
Wushuang patted his face and said: "To be honest, I don't know what my strength is, if it's this face that is doing tricks, will I become a paralyzed person when I go to the street in the future?" ”
I scratched my head and said, "It might be better not to talk to the girl." ”
Ah Po suddenly worried: "Will Xiaohui think about the more questions she has, the faster she will become stupid, and finally become a mentally retarded person?" ”
Xiao Hui glared at him and said, "Yuan Demon said, it's nothing more than becoming an ordinary person, and at worst, it's stupid to be smarter than you." ”
Me and Wushuang: "......"
Xiaohui clapped her hands and said: "We have to unite all the forces that can be united to deal with the difficulties, fortunately, the other party is just an electromagnetic wave, and his hands and feet in China are just Charlie's people, so we must first drive them out - Ah Yi contacted Zhang Taiwei and asked him to use official resources to see if he could expel Charlie from the country." Ah Po, you go to Lin Ziwen, Wushuang goes to Gao Daquan, and asks him to tell all the Protoss to get ready, and Sun Manlou, what I'm most worried about is that the other members of our demon clan will be persuaded by the Yuan Demon. ”
We all asked her, "What are you doing?" ”
Xiaohui sighed and said, "I'll deal with some personal matters first." ”
She came to the door and stood behind Mr. Shi who was basking in the sun for a while, as if she didn't know what to say, and Mr. Shi didn't reply: "Something?" ”
Xiaohui pursed her lips and said, "You better move to live elsewhere, I will give you money on a monthly basis, and I will go to see you when I have time." ”
Mr. Shi still closed his eyes and said, "Why? ”
Xiaohui pursed her lips again and said, "I'm very uncomfortable with you here." ”
Mr. Shi approvingly: "Like my daughter, go straight." ”
"And you agreed?"
"Ha-" Mr. Shi said, "I'm not going anywhere!" ”
Xiaohui seemed to have expected it, so she wasn't too disappointed, she called Wang Cheng aside and said, "Wang Cheng, how long have you been with us?" ”
Wang Chengdao: "It's been almost three months." ”
"We don't owe you wages, do we?"
"No, and he often manages alcohol."
Xiaohui nodded and said, "I'll pay you a year's salary now, you can find a job elsewhere." ”
Wang Cheng was surprised: "Why? ”
"We don't need that many people anymore."
Wang Cheng said: "You are also in an economic crisis? ”
"It's not...... Hey, you should be. ”
Ah Po said inexplicably: "Xiaohui, where is this singing?" ”
Wushuang said: "Don't you see it?" She wants to take away all the irrelevant people, so as not to hurt them by mistake. ”
Ah Po said: "Her father is also an irrelevant person? ”
Wushuang smiled and said: "Xiaohui wants Mr. Shi to leave, which shows that she still cares about this blood relationship, if she really hates him, let him stay-we will soon become a battlefield here, especially ordinary people living in our place, it is basically a life of nine deaths." ”
Ah Po Liang was speechless for a long time, I patted him and said, "What do you think?" ”
“…… I'm wondering how I can get Dayong to live in our house too. ”
Wushuang and I glanced at each other, it seems that Xiaohui underestimated Ah Po, this kid's intelligence is definitely not low!
(To be continued)