Chapter 23: Meals

To be honest, I don't have any ill feelings towards the civet cat, although his brain is a little insufficient, but he dares to say and do, and he is more like a character in a martial arts novel, but in terms of the whole social level, I think he is already at the bottom.

Now, it's such a person who has made an evaluation of another person that "good shoes don't step on stinky shit", then I can't help but face up to Davin's old dog - a stinky dog shit who doesn't even dare to mess with stinky shit, shit essence!

I asked Dai Wenhui, "What do you want?" ”

Dai Wenhui saw that reporting his name finally had an effect, and said triumphantly: "Now you know that you are afraid?" Let me tell you, my daughter-in-law can't sleep in vain, she can give money if she wants to do peace! ”

I coughed and said, "You get rid of the word 'we' first, and no one sleeps with your daughter-in-law here......"

Dai Wenhui shouted: "Is that a dog sleeping? ”

Xiaohui saw that the signs were wrong, so she led Mei Lan out first.

I laughed and said, "It used to be a dog that slept." ”

Dai Wenhui squinted his triangular eyes and said, "Don't talk nonsense, take the money!" ”

I knew that I couldn't reason with this kind of person, so I asked him, "How much do you want?" ”

"200,000!"

I laughed and said, "How?" ”

Dai Wenhui shook his head and said: "Lao Tzu has not been here for two years, 100,000 a year, and even less than 10,000 a month, even if you go out to find Miss, you can't get three or five hundred?" How much is it a month? Besides, my daughter-in-law ** is white and round......"

I stretched out my hand: "Stop!" "Listening to this kid, you have to be prepared to be dung at all times, and there is a noble princess among those present.

Ghosh said in stammering Chinese: "It turns out that you know English?" ”

I asked Dai Wenhui, "What if we don't give it?" ”

Dai Wenhui sneered: "Then none of you will be better, will I make you chickens and dogs not believe it?" ”

Ah Po stepped forward and said, "I'll kill you right now, do you believe it?" ”

Gao Daquan hurriedly stopped him, turned his head to Dai Wenhui and said embarrassedly: "I'll give you the money!" ”

Dai Wenhui said: "Or did you do something wrong?" Take the money! ”

Gao Daquan stammered: "You have to let me go for a while, right?" ”

"Okay, you name it."

"One year."

Dai Wenhui suddenly shouted: "No! A year later, Lao Tzu still didn't know if he was alive or not. "Dare to love him, but he is quite self-aware.

Gao Daquan said: "Then what do you say? ”

"A month! I'll get the money in a month, don't think about it, don't think about it, I can't do anything else, it's not ambiguous to find someone. ”

Gao Daquan said: "...... Good. ”

Dai Wenhui laughed a few times, glanced at us again, and walked out of the door separately, he looked at Mei Lan, as if he wanted to say a few ugly words, but seeing that we were all staring at him with unkind expressions, he finally sneered and walked away.

Ah Po pulled the stunned Gao Daquan and said angrily: "Why are you so cowardly? Are you afraid that you won't be able to beat him, or are you afraid that if you are killed, no one will help you collect the body? ”

Sun Manlou also pointed to the various dogs in the room and reprimanded: "And you, you don't say anything to help when you see your boss being beaten." The dogs, including the shrimp, all showed a look of shame......

Gao Daquan raised his hands and sighed: "I didn't let them move, and you don't need to interfere in this matter." ”

I said, "Then how are you going to raise 200,000 in a month?" ”

Gao Daquan said gloomily: "I'll find a way." ”

Ah Po approached him and whispered, "Do you really have something to do with that Mei Lan?" ”

Gao Daquan said without hesitation: "No! ”

Sun Manlou said: "I can testify to this, he has never stayed home at night." ”

Ah Po shouted, "Then what did you promise to give him money for?" ”

Xiaohui came in from outside and said, "Can't you see this?" Because he also likes Merlan. ”

Gao Daquan's face flushed, and he secretly glanced at Mei Lan, and the two had a tacit understanding at this moment.

Catherine held her chin and said: "But I think that this kind of natural villain, you can't solve the problem if you give him money, and even if you give it, you have to negotiate good terms, including that he must divorce his wife or something." ”

I laughed and said, "Okay, it's your turn to worry about this matter, not far away." ”

Mei Lan bowed to us and said with tears, "Thank you." ”

I sent her to the door and said, "Don't worry about anything, Daquan is our friend, we have taken care of this matter, you go home and be careful, it's better to change the door locks." I patted the shrimp on the head again and said, "Take good care of your master." ”

Shrimp nodded to outsiders rarely.

I turned back to Gao Daquan and said, "You are also worried, you must not let him slander you, I heard that his ancestors were still liquid when we did bad things." ”

Gao Daquan sniffled and said, "It's good to have an enemy like you. ”

Wushuang snorted and said, "The Protoss is an all-white-eyed wolf, let's help him fall into an 'enemy' like this." ”

Sun Manlou said disdainfully: "If I die to save face and suffer the crime, if I touched this matter, the kid would have lost too much blood and died." ”

Ah Po said in disbelief: "Are you very skilled?" ”

Sun Manlou said: "10,000 mosquitoes lie on your body and bite you, see if you die?" ”

Ah Po Xiaohan said: "This is also a way, I'll tell Lin Ziwen to go back." ”

……

In the afternoon, I helped Gosh and the others find a place to live, right next to Lin Ziwen's house, Lin Ziwen speaks good English, and the two groups of people who should have become enemies live together like this, and the neighbors get along very harmoniously.

In the evening, Catherine found me with Ghosh, explained her plans and itinerary for tomorrow in Chinese and English, and at noon she would meet with the representatives of the Charity Foundation, and in the evening there would be a banquet.

I asked her, "Whose banquet are you going to?" ”

Catherine said: "I don't know, who gave the money to whom, these are all arranged by Daddy Gosh." ”

I was surprised: "What do you mean that whoever gives the money goes to whom?" ”

Ekaterina said solemnly: "It seems that you don't have too detailed information about me, every time I go to a country, except for the first day of the banquet for celebrities, the rest of the time is waiting to be invited, simply put, whoever is willing to pay for the dinner with me." ”

I was curious: "Do you have to pay for dinner?" ”

Catherine said: "Yes. ”

"Is there such a stupid person?"

Ekaterina giggled, "I'm a princess." ”

I kind of understand, it's not surprising to spend money to invite the lady to come out, but spending money to invite the princess to enjoy the light for dinner is not something that ordinary people can experience, which is probably also a kind of vanity and comparison of rich people.

I said, "How much will the one who will pay you for dinner tomorrow?" ”

"5 million."

I pouted, "That's a lot less than the Fish King." ”

Catherine looked down at her fingernails and said, "It's a lot, in fact, the Chinese are the most generous, and the rich people in some European and American countries I have been to are only willing to pay up to 100,000 US dollars." ”

I said, "Are you going then?" ”

"Why not? In fact, if someone hadn't raised the price to 100,000, I'd have gone for 10,000. ”

I cried and laughed, "If this word gets out, you're going to be ruined, right?" ”

Catherine sneered and said, "Actually, not only have I been ruined a long time ago, but I am also discredited, they say that I am debauched. She winked at me and said, "What do you think?" ”

"Uh...... I think you have a good grasp of Chinese idioms. ”

Catherine laughed, patted me and said, "Let's go, accompany me to dinner, to be honest, the food in the small food stall is really good." ”

I dodged back and said, "No! ”

"What's wrong?" She asked, looking at me strangely.

“…… Can't afford to eat. ”

……

When we went to bed at night, the stubborn old man had a little argument with us: he had to stand guard for his princess in our corridor.

Ghosh is about sixty years old this year, and in terms of age, he can be a grandfather for all the people in the house except Wang Shuisheng, and let such an old man stand vigil at the door, we are very psychologically stressed, in case we meet a boring reporter, come to an article from the perspective of supporting the elderly, we will not be alive in the future...... Uh, demon?

In the end, it was Catherine who tried to make a tantrum to let him into the house, and the old man stood in the living room, not sitting on a chair, and the telephone pole was like a club, and we couldn't do it, so we could only go back to our rooms to sleep, and Wang Shuisheng dressed himself like a clown in a playing card, and before going to bed, he did not forget to wave politely at Ghosh and said, "Good night." ”

Ekaterina and Xiaohui talked late in the room, giggling from time to time, and I lay alone in bed, smelling the scent of Catherine sleeping during the day. I didn't expect such a deep intersection between us and the princess last night when we were exhausted, and now, I can't see through Catherine more and more, Xiaohui is not easy to like a person, except for the three of us, no one can escape Xiaohui's eyes as long as they have the slightest crooked mind, so that she will stay away from that person. But she seems to like Catherine, the princess who has both the world's first dream surname and the first wild surname of a man in gossip magazines.

When I went to the toilet in the middle of the night, I found that Ghosh was already sitting in a chair, his head was napping little by little, I put a blanket on him and he didn't even realize it, the quality of Catherine's bodyguards is really not complimentary, it is a miracle that she has survived to this day.

When I came out of the toilet, I saw a figure creeping in from outside, looked up and saw me, and made a silent gesture at me, it was Lin Ziwen.

I whispered helplessly, "Why do you always come in the middle of the night?" ”

Lin Ziwen also whispered: "It's quiet and easy to work at night." ”

I said, "What's the show for today?" ”

Lin Ziwen also seemed to be happy to tell others about his research results, he put the small pocket on his back on the ground, and said excitedly: "I have caught a lot of highly poisonous insects, as well as scorpions, spiders, centipedes, etc., do you want to take a look?" ”

I saw the bag squirming and was a little numb and said, "No, what are you going to do with it-be careful!" ”

"I'll feed him to his stomach, and I'll continue to work."

"Don't go through the wrong door." I specially pointed to Ah Po's door again, and Lin Ziwen gently got into it with his pocket......

After waking up early the next morning, Ah Po came out of the room with his arms thrown and muttered, "It's strange, I usually feel hungry when I wake up in the morning, how do I feel full today?" ”

I smiled and said, "Someone gave you extra food in the middle of the night last night, and it was all a big supplement!" ”

(To be continued)