Chapter 22 Jianghu Brother
As we were talking, a taxi pulled up at the corner of the street, and from inside came a couple of big men, headed by a bearded man with a bun wrapped around his head, none other than Catherine's chief of guard, Ghosh, who had a map in his hand and asked for directions in stammering Chinese when he saw people.
The residents of Wangfu Street don't like outsiders, let alone foreigners, and Ghosh doesn't speak Chinese very well, so basically no one pays attention to him.
I shouted, "Old Ge! ”
Ghosh looked up and saw Catherine, and rushed over with surprise and joy, and the three guards behind him also strode over, and they came to the princess, and when they saw that she was safe and sound, they jumped and jumped with joy like children, and these people were all big hairy bears, and it was amusing and a little touching to make such a move.
Ekaterina also laughed with them.
However, they soon realized the faux pas of their behavior at the moment, and immediately returned to normal, bowing to the princess in a circle.
Ghosh called the princess aside, and reported something to her with a solemn expression, and Catherine listened with wide eyes, as if she was very angry and helpless, and the two of them said a few more words, and Catherine came to me and said, "He Anyi, discuss something with you." ”
"What's the matter?"
"Can I stay with you for a while?"
I was surprised, "Huh? Why? ”
"No reason, I just love it."
"Your identity is so special, I'm afraid it's not convenient." Think about it, a princess wants to stay in a place like Wangfu Street, I don't think even Hollywood screenwriters can think of this plot, although Snow White and Kangxi in the TV series have done this kind of thing, but Snow White is waiting for the prince, Kangxi changes beautiful girls in every episode, and Wangfu Street doesn't seem to be a good place to experience life except for Diao Min's more distinctive.
Ekaterina said casually: "What's special, I'm traveling in a private capacity, and I can stay wherever I want." ”
I pointed at Ghosh and said, "What about them?" ”
"They're with me, and I'll have to trouble you about this."
I asked her, "Have you thought about it?" ”
"I've figured it out."
I scratched my head and said, "Where do you stay at night?" ”
Xiaohui said: "She can sleep in the same bed with me." ”
I noticed that the princess was missing one bodyguard, so I asked her, "What about the other one?" ”
Ekaterina said: "Reeve has returned home because of an injury. ”
I was also gloomy, although these four big men had laughed at my height, but on the whole they were still very kind, after all, as the princess's bodyguards, we were serving the same person, and because of the special nature of the surname, we needed a high level of trust between each other, and at this point, they never doubted me.
I pointed to the three big hairy bears and said, "Why don't you let them go back too, it's enough to protect you and me." "The main reason why I agreed to her request was to reduce the burden of work, but at this rate, Wangfu Street will soon be occupied by foreigners......
Catherine said: "That's not possible, because old Ghosh is already crazy about yesterday's events, and I'm afraid they won't leave me in the future." ”
I walked up to Ghosh and asked, "Have you eaten?" ”
Ghosh muttered a lot more to me, apparently complaining that the princess I had taken them yesterday had staged a midnight run, and at last seemed to be thanking me, but in short, I didn't understand it and I didn't bother to listen carefully, and finally shrugged at him as is customary, and said, "If you want to mingle in the streets of the palace, you must learn to speak Chinese." ”
Ghosh didn't understand what I was talking about, but he didn't dare to be negligent in the slightest, and listened to me with great difficulty, and then looked at Catherine blankly, listened to the princess's translation, and then stammered: "Chinese is difficult to learn." ”
I teased him, "First teach you a sentence that you must learn in China, and follow me - have you eaten?" ”
Ghosh struggled and said, "Have you eaten?" ”
"Eat."
"Out."
"It's not out of the food, you can't care about the haunting, and you can't ask casually, understand?"
Ghosh showed a blank expression again, and Catherine said solemnly: "Don't tease him, he is a year older than my father." ”
I pointed to the stall, "Now, you can eat." ”
The fat boss looked at Ghosh and shouted, "I can't cook Muslim food." ”
There was a supermarket before Ghosh met, walked in and picked up a bunch of halal food, and settled accounts with Wang Shuisheng in English at the door. After such a fuss, everyone knows Catherine's identity, but the residents of Wangfu Street have one good thing, that is, they never worship foreign flattery and make a fuss, they can deal with vegetable vendors, but they are reserved in front of outsiders, after all, before Wang Shui was born, the people on this street have been proclaiming themselves nobles for hundreds of years.
At such a moment, Sun Manlou came to me sweating profusely and said, "Take a look, there is a person who has a fight with Gao Daquan!" ”
I was surprised, "Why? ”
"I don't know, you can go quickly."
Ah Po was the first to get excited, and ran away: "Take a look." ”
Catherine asked me: "Is it your friend?" ”
I said, "Just take the dog and go with you." ”
As soon as we ran to the door of the pet store, we heard the shouting inside, and the crying of women, I stood at the door and looked, only to see a man with a short figure chasing Gao Daquan, while swearing unbearable swearing, next to it, is the young woman Mei Lan, she is holding shrimp in her hand, crying while trying to pull the man away.
Gao Daquan bent over and hugged his head and jumped around the house, the black cloak was pulled to the ground, the two men turned back in a circle, and the young woman Mei Lan stood in front of the five short figures, crying: "Don't fight, there is nothing between me and him." ”
The man straightened up, his face was full of meat, slapped Mei Lan in the face, and scolded: "Get out of here, it stinks." Whore! Mei Lan saw blood at the corner of her mouth, and cried even harder, but she didn't let go.
Gao Daquan ran back and said urgently: "Don't hit women!" ”
The man punched him on the head and scolded: "Lao Tzu can't spare any of you, a pair of annihilating women and silver women!" Gao Daquan hurriedly covered his face and continued to run, and the man chased after him, but the funny thing was that Gao Daquan circled around the house, but he didn't run out, and his head was beaten all over the bag.
I was amused and puzzled, and an arrow stopped in front of the man, and said, "If you have something to say, who are you?" ”
Who knew that this kid couldn't help but say that he slammed his fist in front of me and scolded: "Who do you care about Lao Tzu?" ”
I raised my hand to pinch his pulse, and said with a smile: "You'd better be polite, it's not good for you." ”
This kid wanted to scold again, but suddenly saw a large group of us rushing in from outside the door, and couldn't help but be angry, pulled back his arm stupidly, raised his neck and shouted: "What, do you want to scare Lao Tzu with more people?" Let me tell you, Lao Tzu is Mei Lan's man, surnamed Gao, this kid slept with Lao Tzu's wife, what's wrong with me beating him? ”
Gao Daquan shouted at the other end of the room: "No, Mei Lan and I are innocent!" ”
The little horizontal man rolled up his sleeve and pointed at Mei Lan and shouted, "You ask this girl! ”
Mei Lan covered her face and said quietly: "Nothing has happened between us, but I'm not afraid to say it, I like Daquan." ”
The little man suddenly jumped up: "Did you hear it, did you hear it?" Lao Tzu hasn't been home for a few days, and he can't stand this scratch! ”
Xiaohui frowned and said, "Haven't you been home for two years?" This can already legally determine that you are eligible for divorce. ”
The little man shouted: "Okay, even Lao Tzu has been away from home for a few years, and said, do you all have a share?" As he spoke, he pointed to the men present. Meranwa burst into tears.
The first to be unbearable this time was Wushuang, he gently raised his leg and kicked on the kid's heart, kicked him into a pile of empty cages, and said lightly: "Don't disgust my ears." ”
The little man struggled on all fours, picked up an iron cage and was about to smash it, while shouting: "Look, there are little white faces to support you!" ”
At this moment, many people are not angry but laughing, they can't imagine that this kid is really a soft and hard hob meat, and he has a very set of methods to disgust people, anyway, I will definitely be too lazy to beat him and provoke a leprosy! The first time we saw Mei Lan, we guessed that this lonely young woman was probably the second wife or the eldest brother of the rivers and lakes, but we didn't expect her husband to be this kind of person. I now know why Gao Daquan didn't run away, as a self-proclaimed god, he would not let this kind of thing be known to everyone if he died-even though everyone already knew about it.
At that time, Catherine was standing at the front, and the kid raised the iron cage, and the three big furry bear bodyguards behind her, along with the old man Gosh, suddenly blocked her nervously in front of her, and they all put their hands into their clothes, and their eyes were fixed on the little one.
The little one was stunned for a moment, where had he ever seen this? I warned him, "Don't want to die, put things down - slowly!" ”
The little man put the cage on the ground lightly, and jumped up again in the next second, scolding Mei Lan and saying, "Stinky girls have you!" Foreigners are all involved, you are really not a picky eater! ”
Seriously, I immediately admired him so much, this kind of superb man is the first time I have seen him, his quality is as flexible as 10,000 years old phlegm unyielding, the wind stinks for 300 miles, stepping on a foot to pull up the silk all over the ground, this is definitely a man in the right place!
But not everyone can appreciate him from other perspectives, his words annoyed almost all the men, Ah Po, Wang Cheng, and even Sun Manlou and Wang Shuisheng couldn't resist the urge to beat him, and the little man grabbed Wang Baquan and shouted: "Dare!" Lao Tzu also has a number one in the rivers and lakes! ”
The civet cat came out of the crowd: "Oh? Then report your name. As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves to reveal the tattoo on his arm......
When the little man looked at the tattoo, he knew that the person in front of him was also mixed, and he suddenly felt close, and said loudly: "Brother, my name is Dai Wenhui, have you heard of it?" ”
The civet cat's face changed, and he lowered his sleeves and said, "Don't you have a nickname called Daven Old Dog?" ”
Dai Wenhui said proudly: "Do you know your brother?" ”
The civet turned around and walked away.
I grabbed him and said, "What's the matter, is there really such a number?" "Although the name of the civet cat is not very loud, I know very well that this man is reckless and reckless, but no one is afraid of the master, he is scared like this, is it really not simple to say that the old dog of Devon?
The civet cat sighed and said: "Speaking of this, it is too good, a well-known bad gambler, he loses the first gamble in the casino, he is abducted and deceived for a few small money pits outside the casino, he does not do it, knocks on the widow's door to dig up the grave, organizes women to sell silver and abduct and sell babies, white powder and wall skins, high-imitation toys and iron cores as arms - let's put it this way, there are 100 kinds of businesses in the world that should not be done, he has definitely done 101 kinds, and not shooting him is the biggest dereliction of duty of China's political axe!" ”
I listened leisurely, is this still an ordinary person?
I said, "So, his brand is really hard?" ”
The civet cat said, "What brand?" He is not from the rivers and lakes at all, but his name is so bad that everyone knows it. ”
I was dizzy again: the typical brother is not in the rivers and lakes, but there is a legend of the brother in the rivers and lakes!
I wondered, "Then what are you afraid of him for?" ”
The civet cat spat and said, "Good shoes don't step on stinky shit!" I can't afford to mess with this dirty! ”
(To be continued)